Dave Nelson: Dead or Alive


It may sound like the kind of placeholder name they put on a credit card in an advertisement, but "David Nelson" is a dangerous enough character to make it on the "selectees list" of people who have to be roughed up before getting on an airplane. As a result, "Dave Nelsons" all over the country are getting called out whenever they fly. The Oregonian's Margie Boul? surveys the plight of Dave Nelsons in the Beaver State, and concludes with an interview with Ozzie and Harriet's son Dave (undoubtedly the source of the problem). Meanwhile, the real Dave Nelson, of 1234 Main Street, Anytown USA, is still at large.