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Lawyer Crows Lynne Saga

Jesse Walker | 3.6.2003 5:30 AM

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"Have you heard the news?" he said with a grin. "The vice-president's lawyer's gone mad!"

"Where?" "Right here."

"Why?" "'Cause of this."

"Hmm, say, that's too bad."

[Via Undernews.]

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Jesse Walker is books editor at Reason and the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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  1. Tuning Spork   23 years ago

    fair use law for satire protects the website and Cheney has no legal recourse, but thanks Jesse for the cool Dylan para-phrase.

  2. Kevin Carson   23 years ago

    I always thought of Dick Cheney as more of a Richard III type than a hunchback of Notre Dame. He reminds me of that slogan: "Dick Nixon before he dicks you!"

  3. C. Linus Huckabee   23 years ago

    Surely there must be some provision of the U.S. Patriot Act that can be invoked here. Couldn't poking fun at the vice president's wife be considered giving comfort to the enemy?

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