Lawyer Crows Lynne Saga

Jesse Walker | 3.6.2003 5:30 AM

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"Have you heard the news?" he said with a grin. "The vice-president's lawyer's gone mad!"

"Where?" "Right here."

"Why?" "'Cause of this."

"Hmm, say, that's too bad."

[Via Undernews.]

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Books Editor Jesse Walker is the author of Rebels on the Air and The United States of Paranoia.

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Tuning Spork
March.6.2003 at 9:03 am
fair use law for satire protects the website and Cheney has no legal recourse, but thanks Jesse for the cool Dylan para-phrase.
Kevin Carson
March.6.2003 at 9:19 am
I always thought of Dick Cheney as more of a Richard III type than a hunchback of Notre Dame. He reminds me of that slogan: “Dick Nixon before he dicks you!”
C. Linus Huckabee
March.6.2003 at 11:29 am
Surely there must be some provision of the U.S. Patriot Act that can be invoked here. Couldn’t poking fun at the vice president’s wife be considered giving comfort to the enemy?