I Read the News Today, Oh Boy…


Sez here that "United States poster companies have airbrushed the classic Beatles Abbey Road album cover to remove a cigarette from Paul McCartney's hand."

Somebody had better do something right away about such dangerous Beatles lyrics as "Found my way upstairs and had a smoke…" You know, like find a clean, healthy rhyme for "smoke" and splice it into all future pressings of Sgt. Pepper. What would work? "…had a bloke"? A "yolk"? A "toke"? Censors tend to lack much imagination. Helpful nominations are open.