Satire Dept.

Beginning Oct 23, 1968, there will be mass rallies in front of Marsh Chapel every Wednesday at noon to protest the University's complicity with the New Left's Brownshirt tactics. Students wishing to burn copies of the News (the News is financially supported by the University) as a gesture of symbolic protest should bring their own. The demonstrations will continue until the Administration replaces the editorial staff of the News with intelligent and rational students who, instead of advocating elitist take-overs, would present an intellectual case for the right of all students to pursue their education free of coercion and terrorism. Reports indicate Christ-Janer is expected to attend, either to promise that the News will be revamped or to write checks for tuition refunds for dissatisfied students.