Stimulus Money Paid for Research About Fat Middle-Aged Men's Erections

Today, via the Drudge Report:

You Paid for It! Stimulus Dollars Fund Studies into Sexual History and Erectile Dysfunction

The NBC Investigative Unit has raised questions about two grants totaling nearly $1.5 million dollars distributed to the University of California San Francisco. The money was part of the federal stimulus program and went to studies into the erectile dysfunction of overweight middle aged men and the accurate reporting of someone's sexual history.

February 5, 2009: Reason TV was already there:

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  • Scruffy Nerfherder||

    That's just Congressional self-interest

  • Apple||

    What, I'm supposed to be impressed not all the stimulus money was wasted?

  • ||

    The first government spending the average libertarian can benefit from.

  • The Unknown Pundit||

    Amen.

    It's about time we got a little love thrown our way. After all, we are somehow blamed for all of society's ills even though we have no political power.

  • ||

    You might even say we're "impotent", eh?

  • ||

    Fucking boomers.

  • The Unknown Pundit||

    Yes. Yes they are fucking.

  • db||

    File under "Semen."

  • ||

    I thought that's exactly what Stimulus spending was for?

  • Alan Vanneman||

    The USA is supposed to about Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

    U Gotta Problem Widdat?

  • ||

    ALAN VANNEMAN

  • BoscoH||

    How in the hell is there supposed to be an accurate reporting of anyone's sexual history? Has any person in the history of the world not lied about it?

  • DJF||

    I remember way back in High School when we took a sex survey, once the teacher left the classroom to deliver the results to the office we all admitted to each other that we had lied. After all if you can’t lie about sex, what can you lie about.

  • DJF||

    If the government does not study fat middle age mens erections then who will?

  • Apple||

    This story is so 2 hours from now.

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