Radley Balko | December 14, 2006
A theme you'll often hear from our editor is how the drug war permeates damn-near every nook and cranny of American life. We get lectured on what chemicals we can and can't ingest in our schools, in magazines and newspapers, in television shows and commercials, in movies, on billboards -- it's everywhere. Drug war insanity influences criminal justice policy, foreign policy, budget policy, education policy, and health care policy. While traveling over Thanksgiving, I was treated to a "Just Say No to Drugs" emblazoned on the back of an semi-trailer hauling office paper.
A guy can't even take a piss without being bombarded with the madness, thanks to the proactive drug warrioring by the janitorial suppy company Swisher. I've been meaning to snap a picture like those below for Drug Propaganda Thursday. I've just yet to have a camera handy when I'm in a public bathroom. Also, I'd guess even if I did, I'd get some weird looks if I were to actually whip out a camera in a public bathroom.
Fortunately, sex columnist Dan Savage did my dirty work for me, and posted the results below, which first appeared on the blog for the Seattle alterna-weekly, The Stranger.



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I see those all the time. I just view them as a chance to piss on the drug war.
Its also funny that its a message often being covered in piss full of drugs legal and non-legal. However this is a private effort that one can conceive of exists even in an environment where we have a market-based regulatory system for dealing with currently illegal drugs.
We must be pretty progressive out here in Californicate because we've had those for years. Maybe cuz Nance lives here.
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the person who came up with the idea of anti-drug messages in urinals was high at the time.
Has anyone seen the new ads that try to compare drug use with
leeches?
Is that really the best argument the Prohibitionists can come up
with these days?
The horrible thing is that I find myself pondering chemically
sensitive urinal inserts that would change color if, say,
THC was present.
Of course, that'd be impractical for continuous re-usability, but
someone's probably working on it...
Can somebody who's a lawyer or legal scholar please explain how it could possibly be constitutional to ban drug use?
I was on a three-week crack, meth, PCP, LSD, DMT, N20, airplane glue, psychedelic toad, banana peel, cooking sherry binge. Then I saw one of those and it changed my life.
Amy,
I'm no legal scholar, but from what I've read, it's not
constitutional, but that's not a deterent to Congress and the
majority of the American people. We are no longer a republic; we
are a democracy (mob rule).
As a pedant, I find the bad type layout particularly offensive. I usually read it as "SAY NO TO SWISHER DRUGS."
Amy,
Drug use is not, and hopefully cannot be banned. However, drug
posession (which preceeds use) is banned via a very crappy Supreme
Court decision in 1942 (Wickard v.
Filburn) that determined that congress could control any and
all items on the basis that they may contribute to interstate
commerce and therby fall under the commerce clause of the
Constitution even if the item never enters the trade stream (eg,
pot grown for personal use).
This one ruling, and subsequent upholdings of it, are what legally
allow congress to develop and maintain the Schedule of Drugs and
make laws regarding possesion and distribution without having to
amend the constitution as was necessary for alcohol
prohibition.
if i could figure out how to post photos, i'd show some fortune
cookies we bought at safeway. on the front of the fortune is the
usual charlie chan blurb, along with a string of numbers
(presumably lottery suggestions). on the back is... an anti-drug
message.
i assume that the juxtaposition of the anti-drug and pro-gambling
message was a tribute to bill bennett.
I'm not sure why everyone is ragging on these anti-drug urinal
liners. Why, not 5 years ago, I was in the middle of one of my many
regular heroin highs. I stumbled into the bathroom at a truckstop
(gotta earn that h money somewhere, right?) and staring me in the
face was a message that changed my life: Say No To Drugs. And who
can disagree with the demands of a janitorial supply company? Ever
since that fateful day, I've been clean as a whistle...and when I
do get "the itch", I look over at the wall, see my framed Swisher
urinal pad (yes, it's the original from my "awakening"), and I know
the path I must take.
Thank you, Swisher Janitorial Supply. Your message changed my
life!
Hey edna...
register an account free at photobucket.com. upload your pics. link
to them here. simple as that.
I'm too busy reading the inspiring messages on the wall to pay any attention to the urinal.
The horrible thing is that I find myself pondering
chemically sensitive urinal inserts that would change color if,
say, THC was present.
The trick would be to get them to change back.
I know this article's focus is on the deficiencies of the drug
war, but the contentious anti-drug message is probably present as
an outcome of private contracts between Swisher and its buyers and
Swisher and the government (assumption).
Even if the government offered a sufficient price to make
production and redesign worthwhile and to account for revenue lost
from urinal owners who oppose drug prohibition, this product exists
due to a non-coercive, privately arranged contract. Swisher may
have even gained an edge over its competitors if urinal owners are
keen on supporting drug prohibition.
I, like most of view, do not support the drug war, but there are
plenty other thoroughly flawed examples of its failure to exploit
before scraping this from the bottom of the barrel.
On a side note; Dan Savage is a total douche.
He's the "tails" to Jonah Goldberg's "heads". I use to read his
column regularly. But eventually I figured out he's just another
myopic-pea-head that thinks everyone should live as he does. All
the while, going on about how society should embrace all sexual
orientations (except a couple he finds personally repulsive) and oh
yeah, "no fat chicks".
Strange coincidence, but Reefer Madness is playing on cable
right now.
Ironic observation in the early going: the guy mentioning how
marihuana was being sold in schools and army posts in NYC.
1936 and the grunts were toking up!
I wonder how long it took Radley to find that clean a bowl. None of the usual er.. shall we say variety of matter in it.
I've always enjoyed urinating on that message. Somewhat relatedly, the strangest message I've ever seen on a urinal mat was in Boise Idaho, it read: "Shake that, but never shake a baby." Not sure if there's been a rash of shakings in that town or perhaps it's a commentary on British nannies standing up when they pee...
I really like the anti-drug ad that compares drugs to leeches.
It's the only genuinely funny and entertaining anti-drug ad I've
ever seen.
It's sort of a running joke with my wife and I now, we like to
remark how much more fun something would be if only we had a couple
leeches...
To Danny Fresh,
No doubt the anti drug message here is the simple result of free
market interaction between maintainors of public bathrooms and
their supply companies. The invisible hand (though no invisible
hand job) is at work. No other explanation suffices. Your fellow
free-market fan.
BF
Maybe it's a NYC thing but I've never seen one of these urinal messages before. And... "Say No To Drugs"? It's so... eighties.
Brian and Danny Fresh
While it's true that noone's rights are at stake here, this ad does
represent the kind of bullshit obsession this society has with
druuugggzzzz.
I think it is sometimes appropriate to comment on stupid behavior
even if it is entirely voluntary.
Rumor has is the next great thing is a urnial cake support that
is chemically sensitive to various drugs--essentially able to
perform a rough urinalysis--and will change colors depending what
is detected in the user's "stream."
Look for drug cops to begin hanging out in the bathroom of your
favorite club soon. Down the pike a little, RDIF chips will be
added that can transmit the results of the test to a remote polling
receiver. Then one cop can monitor multiple restrooms.
Isaac,
I was trying to be sarcastic but I was a little wasted when I wrote
the last post.
I was so drunk I could barely prop myself up on the urinal. I got so wasted, I peed on myself a little bit when I burped, and peed a little more when I laughed at myself for peeing on my pants. I'm not sure how much pee actually made it into the urinal because I blacked out mid-stream. My shoelaces still smell like piss. But I will never stoop to doing drugs. >:)
My guess is that it's the result of a a deal between Swisher and Anheuser-Busch.
good question phartizan. i was wondering that myself.
and, i've never even heard of such a thing as a urinal cake
before.
"""the strangest message I've ever seen on a urinal mat was in
Boise Idaho, it read: "Shake that, but never shake a baby."""
There is something wrong about Boise wanting you to think about
babies while your holding your shlong?
I don't think I've ever seen any public health messages or propoganda in a public toilet before. I wonder why men are targeted in them, but not women.
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