Friday Funnies
Union fat cats
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Yeah, I had a cat that used to eat all my laundry detergent, too. He didn't get fat though, just dead. Because nobody eats all my laundry detergent.
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You shot him for it?
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No. But if you ever had General Tso's chicken that tasted like Tide, you'll know why.
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Garfield did it better.
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That's what she said.
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Did the fat cat eat all of Henry Payne as well?
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Dammit - didn't see this before I posted the joke. Editors, please remove Brian D's comment for me.
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Sweet t-shirt. Union Fat Cats' first album was the shizz. Then they started channelling Jethro Tull and it all went to hell
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here's another - the speaker of the Aus Parliament was accused of sexually harassing a male staffer
http://www.theaustralian.com.a.....74?page=42
Note paucity of labels
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Subscriber content.
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damn, sorry, forgot I was logged in... anyway, it involved a gimp
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anyway, it involved a gimp
That's what she said.
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Needz moar labelz.
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Actually, the label quotient is perfect. Best Friday Funny ever. Congratulations Payne!
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Look in the lower left - the white box. OH MY GOD THE FAT CAT ATE A BOX OF HENRY PAYNE!!!!
Actually, that would be good for the rest of us, right?
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Bok on the 15 day injured reserve list or something?
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Bok is in gitmo as punishment for his most recent cartoon.
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No, Bok is drawing cartoons at Gitmo for the inmates - it's supposed to be more effective than waterboarding
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You.....you.....monster.
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That's what she said
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If the cat were shown brandishing an ax, it would be clearer that he's a lumberjack.
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....and that's OK....
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He sleeps all night and he sleeps all day.
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I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
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Let me know when you get to the verse about putting on womens' clothing and hanging around in bars.
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That's what she said
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And he's got the cat wearing flannel, ignorantly perpetuating the stereotype that of course all union people are crude, lowbrow dykes.
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Or 90s alt rockers.
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But you repeat FoE's self.
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If I were sage, I would say
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Happy Friday, Reasonoids.
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I can imagine the scene:
Payne Manor, late evening: Henry Payne is busy at work in his second floor studio. His cat, Lolz, has draped itself languidly on an authentic 19th century Turkish divan. His easel and desk, normally scrupulously tidy, are strewn about with incomplete drawings, discarded in piques of rage. "Those sombitches on the Reason forums! "Needz moar labels!" he shrieks in a half mocking, half psychotic rant. "All right then, I'll give those cork sucking bastages enough labels to choke on!"
hence today's submission.
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You see, the "(burp) More" is not referring to the auto unions, it's referring to the labels. It's a recursive reference, like GNU for the linux guys.
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My punctuation is way off today.
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It's okay, you have those holes in your hands, after all.