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Happy Saturnalia
Another year of the the Volokh Conspiracy tradition of marking the occasion of this ancient Roman holiday.

Today is Saturnalia, an ancient Roman holiday with a long tradition here at the Volokh Conspiracy. Admittedly, it's tradition only in so far as I have put up a post about it almost every December 17 since 2006. But, by internet standards, that's a truly ancient tradition, indeed!
The Encyclopedia Romana has a helpful description of Saturnalia:
During the holiday, restrictions were relaxed and the social order inverted. Gambling was allowed in public. Slaves were permitted to use dice and did not have to work. . . Within the family, a Lord of Misrule was chosen. Slaves were treated as equals, allowed to wear their masters' clothing, and be waited on at meal time in remembrance of an earlier golden age thought to have been ushered in by the god. In the Saturnalia, Lucian relates that "During My week the serious is barred; no business allowed. Drinking, noise and games and dice, appointing of kings and feasting of slaves, singing naked, clapping of frenzied hands, an occasional ducking of corked faces in icy water—such are the functions over which I preside."
As in most years, we have no shortage of strong candidates for the position of Lord of Misrule. But the current occupant of the White House has a particularly compelling claim to the title.
Happy Saturnalia to all the friends, Romans, and Volokh Conspiracy readers out there!
NOTE: Most of this post is adopted from previous Saturnalia posts.
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The ironic thing is, I and other people like me would probably be able to get used to a world where the Romans/Germanic Pagans/Precolonials/other cultures Western Christian culture eventually triumphed over, still ruled, a lot more than the type of people who constantly pine for these things out of typically secular and antiChristian sentiment.
The feminist animal rights lover neopagan is probably in for a rude awakening when she sees all the animal sacrifice and wickerman burnings and spousal graveside immolations real pagans liked to get up to, that those uptight colonialists drove to extinction.
She'll also love their attitudes toward date rape and domestic violence.
It was the Western Christian Liberal Enlightenment that believed that women were people entitled to their own God-given rights.
Ilya,
Each year, when you post this; I always wonder to myself, "If slaves are served at this time . . . who is doing the serving function(s)? Even lower slaves? The masters and owners? A different group???"
Outside catering staff. 🙂
Ah, got it. Us Jews. ????
MASH did a good job with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQr-Lwd_Xkg
"restrictions were relaxed and the social order inverted"
So the lawyers got to clean the sewers...
Just because you find scum wherever lawyers go doesn't mean they're there to clean up or make things better
This is so typical of modern Judaism: we'll celebrate anything as long as it isn't Christianity. That we truly despise.
+100,000
Speak for yourself. I am only celebrating Hannukah. I certainly don't celebrate anything, nor do I despise Christianity.
Sometimes you just gotta be impressed with the creativity of antisemites in finding a grievance or conspiracy or both out of nothing.
https://www.commentary.org/articles/milton-himmelfarb-2/what-do-american-jews-believe/
Read through this and unleash some of your vituperation on the anti-Semites at Commentary especially that borderline Nazi Michael Medved who says exactly what I said.
"an occasional ducking of corked faces in icy water"
Because blackface is offensive and needs to be washed off?