To Join the Illuminati, Reply to Their Official Recruitment Email

Some spam I just received:

Greetings from the Illuminati World Elite Empire.

We extend this invitation to individuals who are ambitious, talented, and determined to rise above limitations. The Illuminati offers a gateway to fame, wealth, power, influence, and both spiritual and physical protection. Whether your goals lie in business, politics, the arts, or personal empowerment, becoming a member of the Illuminati will grant you access to life-changing opportunities. Upon initiation, you will receive countless benefits, including profound knowledge, influential global connections, and an immediate cash reward of $2.5 million USD to recognize your commitment to the Brotherhood.

Please note:
This message is part of our exclusive recruitment campaign, which concludes next month. This opportunity is extended only to serious and dedicated individuals. If you are not committed to joining the Illuminati Empire, we respectfully ask that you do not respond. Our organization values loyalty above all. Are you ready to embrace the path of power and enlightenment? If so, reply directly to our official recruitment email [e-mail address omitted -EV]

I feel so honored!

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[Bunny495]

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[Mike Adamson]

You lucky duck!

[Judge Magney]

Don't feel so honored. They tried to recruit me five years ago.

[Riva]

Scientology better up its game. They've got some competition.

[Sarcastr0]

I really want some stats on who falls for that.

[Syd Henderson]

I thought Eugene was already a member.

[Vryedni]

What transparently obvious spam. Any legitimate Illuminati would know you're already a member 3x over, membership being granted automatically to every Jewish man, every Hoover Institution Fellow, and every person born on February 29.

[SRG2]

No - the Illuminati don't recruit Jews. Instead, at our barmitzvahs, we're enrolled in the International Zionist Conspiracy.

[Vryedni]

As if it can't be both.

"[T]he Illuminati don't recruit Jews" is exactly what the Jewish Illuminati wants the gentiles to think. But it's just us here. We can talk.

[Bored Lawyer]

I'll only join when a Nigerian army colonel invites me.

[not guilty]

Did the invitation ask for a financial contribution?

[iwanttojointheilluminati666]

There are two ways to join the Illuminati.

The Illuminati ONLINE membership has no benefits no matters how long you have registered you can only be receiving the Illuminati new letters For full membership request mail the council of the Illuminati organisation at [e-mail] , It is a well-
It is a known fact that illuminati consist of Multi Millionaires, Billionaires
who have major influence regarding most global affairs, including
the planning of a New World Order. Many world leaders, Presidents,
Prime Ministers, royalty and senior executives of major Fortune
5000 companies are members of illuminati. Now, for the FIRST
TIME IN HISTORY, we are opening our doors to the masses.
BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS.
A Cash Reward of USD $300,000.00 ,A New Sleek Dream, CAR valued at USD $100,000.00, A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice One Month holiday (fully paid) to your
dream tourist destination. One year Golf Membership package A
V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World A total Lifestyle change
Access to Bohemian Groove One Month booked Appointment with
Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World.
Therefore, let no one deceive you, ONLINE MEMBERSHIP does not attract any benefits EXCEPT the Medieval Bavarian in the USA. The Illuminati exist in all countries .
The two ways to join illuminati are. {1} one way is the ONLINE membership ,which is free and do not attract membership benefits: many people are almost ONLINE members and they begin to complain that since when they join ,no benefits FOR ONLINE membership requires your email and passwords. And you begin to receive our daily information update..The ONLINE members do not get any benefits, and they are not real members BUT fans of the Illuminati. The second way to join the Illuminati will be explained better by the above EMAIL address.
WELCOME TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI ORGANIZATION.( [e-mail]
Are you a business man/woman, politician, musician, soccer player or student and you want to be rich, powerful and be famous in life. You can achieve your dreams by being a member of the Illuminati. With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplished. It's optional to join the most powerful secret society in the world Illuminati, Order Accepted Worldwide, you will be guided through the whole process and be helped on how to join the Illuminati Organization. To Join the Illuminati family originally called the ILLUMINATI ORDER; Explore the ends of riches….. I extend an open invitation to all those who agree with the concept of individual rights to apply to join the Illuminati Orders. The more members it has, the greater its influence will be. Join the world of the happiest and most influential people in the world and be the first to join in your community and spread the word of the famous SMITH BILLY. To Join the Illuminati family, Famous illuminati members below. (Both alleged & proven evidence)? Aaliyah-illuminati? Adele-illuminati? Alicia-keys illuminate? Barack Obama- illuminati? Beyoncé Knowles-illuminati? The Pope illuminati? Queen Elizabeth II illuminati? George Soros illuminati? Ben Bernanke illuminati? George W. Bush illuminati? Jay-Z illuminati? Kanye West illuminati? Rihanna illuminati? Bob Dylan illuminati? Beyoncé illuminati? Lady Gaga illuminati? Jim Carrey illuminati? Willow Smith illuminati? Nelson Mandela. And many more.
BENEFITS GIVEN TO NEW MEMBERS WHO JOIN ILLUMINATI.
A Cash Reward of USD $1000,000.00, USD and above.
A New Sleek Dream CAR valued at USD $300,000 USD
A Dream House bought in the country of your own choice
One Month holiday (fully paid) to your dream tourist destination.
One year Golf Membership package
A V.I.P treatment in all Airports in the World
A total Lifestyle change
Access to Bohemian Grove
Monthly payment of $1,000,000 USD into your bank account every month as a member
One Month booked Appointment with Top 5 world Leaders and Top 5 Celebrities in the World

[gormadoc]

They forgot to tell you that your role would be "boy toy."

[Mr. Hook]

"Dr" Ed has stored away this information for a later date, when he can assert that people forget that the Illuminati recruit via email. It happened to someone in Maine, he can state with confidence.

[stellard5]

This is my testimony about how I finally joined the New World Order, the Illuminati, after more than two years of trying, but scammers kept taking my money. I had wanted to join the Illuminati for a long time, but scammers kept taking my money until earlier this year when I met Lord Felix Morgan online. I contacted him and explained everything. He recommended I register, and I paid the membership fee to get started. I was admitted to the New World Order and received $1,000,000 upon admission. I am so happy! And I promise to spread the word about Lord Felix Morgan's good work. If you are interested in joining the New World Order Illuminati today, contact Lord Felix Morgan today. This is your best opportunity to get the Illuminati membership you've always wanted. Contact Lord Felix Morgan on WhatsApp: {[phone]}

[iwanttojointheilluminati666]

HOW I JOINED THE ILLUMINATI: After many years of being an online Illuminati member with no benefits, I was not satisfied because I wanted to enhance my spiritual and financial growth. The Illuminati official website does not interest me anymore since it is simply an online signup application with just one's email, that is the end of it; no interview, no invitation and no real life initiation ceremony as it is done in the Bavarian Medieval Illuminati Portal. And I was facing disappointment while trying to find and join the Bavarian Illuminati, the New World Order. However, I finally found the Bavarian Illuminati portal by a friend who told me about this website. All thanks to Prof Wormwood for his kind approach during my recruitment process. Seven months ago, I came across an email on a website in which the context was an article about the Bavarian Illuminati membership application procedures. I contacted the email, [e-mail]  and I got some forms and directives from the email, some days later I received an email in which i was told that i am accepted and a secret email was given to me by the above email asking me to proceed application with the secret email address, which I can not disclose to anyone, and was told never to share it to the public. The email gave me directives that led me to get in touch with Prof Wormwood as my RECRUITMENT Master. At this point I was very excited and confident that I was in the right place because the procedure was very discreet and calculative, and indeed I was in the right place. I was on a secret chat platform with Prof Wormwood, my recruitment master, i obtained and completed some secret forms he gave me, and I paid my enrollment levy; I completed the whole steps. After six days , the secret email gave me a private address where i can meet some members who will then take me away for the interviews and rituals; i did as i was instructed by the email,i called the line and immediately they knew it was me, she called my name; the person who picked up the phone was a lady, she asked me to meet them at a specific hotel, and eventually i met them and i was taken to an undisclosed area with my eyes tired, i can not give some information here. In the long-run I was initiated twice, first in the US, and the second in Germany. All of these activities were secret movements, that i had to tell a lie to my family that i was traveling for a job interview . I was glad to see that I finally found my place among the Elites, I made it in the end. Am also grateful that the application was not among the rejected and neglected requests. I Just want to say that the Illuminati exist whether you believe it or not; they are among us in every institution of life. I would keep giving this testimony in order to help serious Illuminati aspirants who are hungry for the Illuminati real life membership. After my membership the Lodge secretary warned, that contacting WhatsApp for membership was the only way to get scammed because scammers like using open and quicker contacts to trap their victims. Am Ivy from Florida, thanks for reading my testimony.

[Sandra3]

This is my testimony on how I finally joined the new world order, Illuminati after I have been trying to join for over 2 years now but scammers took money from me several times. I have been searching to join the Illuminati for so long, but scammers keep taking my money until early this year when I meet with Lord Felix online I contacted him and I explained everything to him and he recommended the registration used and I paid for the big member to get me started and I was initiated into the World Order online and I receive the sum of $1,000,000 us dollars in to my bank account instantly after my online initiation ritual and also I will be earning $33,000 us dollars monthly, I'm very happy! And promise to spread the good work of Lord Felix. If you are interested in joining the new world order Illuminati today, contact Lord Felix today instead of accepting scammers to take your money all in the name of helping you join, Contact Lord Felix Via email [e-mail] or WhatsApp [phone]

[Joannagriffiths]

BEWARE MANY OF THESE POST ON HOW TO JOIN ILLUMINATI, THEY ARE NOT REAL, I WAS SCAMMED TWICE TRYING TO join the Illuminati. Promising me a CAR AND HOUSE BUT IT WAS ALL SCAM, I LOST OVER $3000 UNTIL A FRIEND OF MINE FROM ATLANTA DIRECTED ME TO THE REAL AGENT WHERE I FINALLY BECAME ILLUMINATI MEMBER AND $1,000,000. WAS GIVEN TO ME AS A NEW MEMBER, IF YOU WANT TO BE RICH AND FAMOUS THEN CONTACT THE REAL AGENT; LORD STEVE MARCO ON WHATSAPP [phone] OR E-mail him: [e-mail] ...

[CLARA1123]

HELLO EVERYONE I WANT TO QUICKLY USE THIS MEDIUM TO SHARE A TESTIMONY ON HOW I WAS DIRECTED TO A LEGIT AND REAL ILLUMINATI MEMBER WHO HAVE TRANSFORMED MY LIFE FROM GRASS TO GRACE, FROM BEING POOR TO A RICH MAN WHO CAN NOW BOAST OF A HEALTHY AND WEALTHY LIFE WITHOUT STRESS OR FINANCIAL DIFFICULTIES. AFTER SO MANY MONTHS OF TRYING TO TO BE A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI AND WAS SCAMMED THE SUM OF $3,000 I BECAME SO DESPERATE IN BEING A MEMBER ONLINE WHO WILL NOT ADD TO MY PAINS, THEN I DECIDED TO CONTACT A FRIEND OF MINE WHO RECENTLY BECAME A MEMBER, WE DISCUSSED ABOUT THE ISSUE AND TO OUR CONCLUSION SHE TOLD ME ABOUT A MAN CALLED LORD ALBERT WHO IS THE GRAND MASTER IN THE ILLUMINATI. SO I APPLIED TO BECOME A MEMBER OF ILLUMINATI EASILY WITHOUT STRESS AND ALL THE PREPARATIONS WERE MADE CONCERNING HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER IN TWO(2) DAYS I BECAME A MEMBER AND THE SUM OF 5 MILLION DOLLARS WAS DEPOSITED INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT SO I WANT TO ADVICE ANY ONE WHO WANTS TO BECOME A MEMBER SHOULD CALL OR WHATSAPP HIM [phone] OR EMAIL HIM ON [e-mail], HE DOES NOT KNOW AM DOING THIS I PRAY THAT LUCIFER WILL BLESS HIM FOR THE GOOD THINGS HE HAS DONE IN MY LIFE

[iwanttojointheilluminati666]

HOW I JOINED THE ILLUMINATI: Am Ivy from Florida. After many years of being an online Illuminati member with no benefits, I was not satisfied because I wanted to enhance my spiritual and financial growth. The Illuminati official website does not interest me anymore since it is simply an online signup application with just one's email, that is the end of it; no interview, no invitation and no real life initiation ceremony as it is done in the Bavarian Medieval Illuminati Portal. And I was facing disappointment while trying to find and join the Bavarian Illuminati, the New World Order. However, I finally found the Bavarian Illuminati portal by a friend who told me about this website. All thanks to Prof Wormwood for his kind approach during my recruitment process. Seven months ago, I came across an email on a website in which the context was an article about the Bavarian Illuminati membership application procedures. I contacted the email, [e-mail] and I got some forms and directives from the email, some days later I received an email in which i was told that i am accepted and a secret email was given to me by the above email asking me to proceed application with the secret email address, which I can not disclose to anyone, and was told never to share it to the public. The email gave me directives that led me to get in touch with Prof Wormwood as my RECRUITMENT Master. At this point I was very excited and confident that I was in the right place because the procedure was very discreet and calculative, and indeed I was in the right place. I was on a secret chat platform with Prof Wormwood, my recruitment master, i obtained and completed some secret forms he gave me, and I paid my enrollment levy; I completed the whole steps. After six days , the secret email gave me a private address where i can meet some members who will then take me away for the interviews and rituals; i did as i was instructed by the email,i called the line and immediately they knew it was me, she called my name; the person who picked up the phone was a lady, she asked me to meet them at a specific hotel, and eventually i met them and i was taken to an undisclosed area with my eyes tired, i can not give some information here. In the long-run I was initiated twice, first in the US, and the second in Germany. All of these activities were secret movements, that i had to tell a lie to my family that i was traveling for a job interview . I was glad to see that I finally found my place among the Elites, I made it in the end. Am also grateful that the application was not among the rejected and neglected requests. I Just want to say that the Illuminati exist whether you believe it or not; they are among us in every institution of life. I would keep giving this testimony in order to help serious Illuminati aspirants who are hungry for the Illuminati real life membership. After my membership the Lodge secretary warned that contacting WhatsApp for membership was the only way to get scammed because scammers like using open and quicker contacts to trap their victims. Thanks for reading my testimony.