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What Is "Speed Dial"?
Justice Sotomayor used a catchy line in her dissent that most law students today will not understand.
On July 3, the Supreme Court granted the government's "motion for clarification" in Department of Homeland Security v. D. V. D. I did a quick search, and I can't seem to find any other instance where the Court granted a similar "motion for clarification." Then again, I highly doubt any district court attempted to play fast and loose with a Supreme Court order. Kudos to Justice Kagan for calling out such inferior court resistance.
I did want to point out one aspect of Justice Sotomayor's dissent. She wrote:
Today's order clarifies only one thing: Other litigants must follow the rules, but the administration has the Supreme Court on speed dial.
I thought that was an effective line. But do law students today even know what "speed dial" is? Most youths have never actually dialed a phone number on a touch tone phone, let alone a rotary phone. They all grew up with address books on their smartphones, assuming they even make phone calls. Students today have no idea why you would need a button to dial a particular phone number quickly. There is a risk to using references to technology, as those references pass. Indeed, I think the reference is speed dial is at least a decade past due.
Relatedly, I used the phrase "Rolodex" with students. I got blank stares. I was recently at a hotel with my young kids, who were playing with the phone in the room. I told them to "hang up" the phone. They had no idea what I was asking them to do. Like a clothes hanger? It has been a long time since a phone was hanging on a receiver.
Popular references seldom age well.
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language changes. A phone in 2025 would be unrecognizable to Alexander Graham Bell, or a switchboard operator in 1955. Heck, the square computer in your hand that doubles as a phone would be unrecognizable to the builders of ENIAC. Star Trek kinda got the flip phone right in the late 60s, if only theyd merged it with the scanner and a computer.
I tell my kids to hang up discord. They know what I mean.
No -- they'd recognize the basic parts, and particularly the numbered buttons which were then used for local exchanges, two letters and a number instead of the three numbers.
If you mentioned "radio" (which is what cell phones are) the switchboard operator would recognize it as a much smaller version of this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walkie-talkie#/media/File:Portable_radio_SCR536.png
Watch Perry Nason from 65 years ago. We had to go that long to get portable phones instead of pay phones with operators. This is bullshit. Crush the lawyer profession. Take its totally wasted $trillion. Put it into research and development. Start making dial a babies, Pretty, chesty, IQs over 200, and nice. High energy, careerist and bearing 5 children. Let progress explode. People like me would, of course, be gone.
Perry Nason?? Was his Secretary Nella Street, and he had a PI named Paul Nrake? and he was always outfoxing that DA Hamilton Nurger?
And Joe Nannix had a Car Phone in his Dodge Dart GTS, admittedly not as portable as Naxwell Smart's Shoe Phone.
Frank
At least Claus got agent Ninety Nine correct.
The car phone back then was analog VHF with a powerful radio transmitter in the car and only a few phones able to be used at any given time.
The cell phones went to UHF, which doesn't go as far, and to much lower power -- 1/3 watt as opposed to probably 50 watts with the old car phones. And the big thing is the cell system -- the one with the best signal carries the call, and switches you to other ones as you move.
That's how they know where you are -- which they didn't with the old car phones.
My "phone" does not have buttons. It has a touch screen with icons that mimic the images on an old phone so that us geezers know how to use it (i dont need the buttons to call people, I can just say "call..."). It also has a touch screen and can call up an image of a qwerty keypad that mimics a typewriter keyboard. I can talk to type, thats a better interface, and soon I will be able to think to type on my "phone" using a neural interface.
And, ever take apart an old phone or walkie talkie? Whats inside a modern phone (chips) looks nothing like the old wires and coils and transistors.
You are right the fist cell phones looked like walkie talkies. My current "phone" bears more in common with my early 2000s laptop.
That was an episode of Seinfeld.
https://youtu.be/1PVBUI4kVYc
I immediately thought about that episode as well. Speed dial still exists, we just call it "Favorites."
yes!
His Girlfriend's Mom was hot as (redacted)
When I read Sotomayor's "speed dial" bit, I immediately thought, that's old people talk. Sotomayor should know this. Maybe it's time for her to "hang it up" (pun intended).
None of the liberal justices will consider retiring with a Republican in the White House.
many words survive the demise of their original, literal context. examples:
- tech words: desktop, file, folder, manifest.
- the save icon is a floppy disk. the busy icon is an hourglass.
- sayings: hold your horses, putting the cart before the horse, jumping ship, falling off the wagon, a stitch in time, strike while the iron's hot, hoisted by one's own petard, decimated, hot off the press, news wire, diplomatic cables.
it'd be fun to look for old-timey references in old-timey Opinions, though. any examples y'all have?
"hoisted by one's own petard"
I've seen online pugilists accuse others of "being hoisted by their own retard." Cute, but doesn't transition to the spoken word well!
"well-regulated"
didn't mean 'constrained by numerous detailed rules' but
'put and kept in good working order'
Pooh nodded thoughtfully. “It's the same thing,” he said.
Pooh may have been right, I don't know the context. But Magister is wrong.
The military very famously does not have numerous detailed rules to constrain it.
Why are you applying a modern understanding to a word that was written 250 years ago?
How do you think one achieves a state of good working order without numerous detailed rules? Another libertarian fantasy that everything would just work if there were nothing to fall back on when things don't work? It sounds "keep your government hands off Medicare" level of stupid.
Why is "manifest" a displaced word in that context? Is it worse than "software bill of materials"?
"Shouting "fire" in a crowded theater."
Fire was a real threat in theaters in 1912 when they didn't have sprinklers, smoke detectors, fire alarms, etc. -- and when movie film was made out of nitrocellulose (aka "gun cotton).
At least it's evidence that she writes her own opinions, as a 25-year-old clerk would not likely use the phrase.
It got me thinking of the phrase "like a broken record". In the off-chance anyone is unaware, it originates in a broken vinyl record on a turntable "skipping" or repeating. If someone "sounds like a broken record," he is repeating himself. The phrase only appears in three Supreme Court opinions - in 2014, 2023, and 2024 - though, in the most recent, only in a quote.
Harris v. Quinn, 573 U.S. 616, 666 (2014) (Kagan, J., dissenting) (citation omitted).
United States v. Hansen, 143 S.Ct. 1932, 1945 (2023) (Barrett, J.)
Ironically, many/most kids are familiar with vinyl records, given their comeback in recent years.
A quirk unforgettably harnessed by the great John Hartford.
Phrases such as like a broken record, dialing a phone, or hanging up a phone are based on old concepts but have survived into the modern era.
Terms like "speed dial" have not. They are indicative of a person who is out of touch. Time for impeachment and removal due to incapacity? No. But Blackman makes a good point nonetheless.
And yet: The disconnect icon on my iPhone is an old-fashion telephone handset in the "down" on-hook position. Surely most (well educated) kids would understand what "hanging up" means.
I don't see how someone who had never heard the expression would see that symbol and make the connection to "hang up", regardless of how "well educated" he is. "Hang up" doesn't even make much literal sense as to placing the receiver back on a handset, and it dates to a time when phones were mounted on walls.
I was like "This is a dumb post...it must be by Josh Blackman". And then I saw it was.
Yeah, comments work that way too.
"dial a particular phone number quickly"
I wonder if Josh himself has ever actually dialed a phone with pulse dialing.
For those under the age of 50, prior to touch tone dialing (and computer switching), there was a time when telephones were mechanically switched by "crawlers" that literally climbed the walls of telco switching offices. One would turn a spring loaded dial which, when released, would send between one and ten pulses through the line.
The exchange (three middle digits) was the town, and then the fourth would be thousands of numbers, the fifth would be a thousand, the sixth a hundred, and the last ten lines.
The fifth couldn't be a full ten thousand because any number used to start an exchange in the local area could not be used because you only had to dial the last four digits of your own exchange, and dialing a "1" would take you out of your local exchange.
Now it's all virtually mapped -- once you had a general idea where a phone was from its number.
But has Josh actually ever actually "dialed" a phone?
This shows a Strowger stepper in action. It's a 5 minute video, but all the action takes place right in the beginning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvPH-tsD9ZM
The mechanical nature is what made it take so long to trace a call and why old movies always have the police trying to keep the suspect on the call as long as possible.
Hotels and places with a "white courtesy telephone" used to use phones with the rotary dial removed so no one could call out. But you still could -- those two buttons an old desk phone rests on are the "hook", and if you tap it down and let it pop right back up, that's the same as dialing "1". two in a row is "2" and so on. It doesn't require great precision. Leave the hook alone for a second or two between digits.
Old payphones in Britain could be defeated by tapping the "hook" as you describe
Old ones in the US by shorting the microphone to ground.
Finally, after all these years, a Josh Blackman post to which I relate.
It's like the broken clock paradigm, except far more seldom than twice a day.
I don't know if that was intentional irony, because of course the 'Broken clock' thing is itself almost outdated. Broken digital clocks are not right twice a day.
I've usually heard "stopped clock" anyway.
speed dial
noun
1. A function on a telephone that automatically dials stored telephone numbers.
2. A function on phones allowing a phone number to be dialed by pressing only one or two keys.
The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition • More at Wordnik
This still seems like a relevant term.
If you were to show them a picture of a pay telephone, how many would recognize it?
How many would recognize a coin to operate it?
Huntsville AL airport had one when I was there last year
There still is one in Cooksburg, PA at the General Store in the middle of Cook Forest State Park. There's zero cell signal there, so it's kind of necessary.
"Speed dial" Wikipedia entry:
Although traditional speed dial functions are less common in modern smartphones, the concept remains widely used through voice assistants such as Siri, Google Assistant, and Amazon Alexa, which allow users to call contacts with voice commands. Many modern VoIP systems and cloud-based communication platforms also incorporate speed dialing features, often allowing users to assign speed dial numbers to contacts within a digital interface.
Checking Amazon:
Set Up or Change Your Echo Loop Top Contact
Use your top contact to speed dial a preset phone number.
The term seems to have some life left in it even if it is somewhat "old school." Plus, kids today love those sitcom reruns & they reference it there too.
So, speaking of outdated references, Josh seems to be writing short Andy Rooney pieces of the type that closed 60 Minutes episodes.
Having any idea of even who Andy Rooney is puts one squarely among the speed dial generation. And the telegraph generation too. When western union was for sending someone a note rather than money.
People younger than me complain if I say "film" or "tape" when taking a video clip. They say I mean "record". But what's the etymology of the word "record"? It's probably for technologies way older than film or tape. The young people mystified by "speed dial" can just ask their phone machine to tell them what it means. They don't need to go to the local library and search through the card catalog and take note of the dewey decimal number of a book that they need to dust off before they can read it.
But "speed dial" is still old people talk, even if the meaning can be discovered instantly by the ignorant.
I liked Andy Rooney when he got really old and didn't GAF, it was like
"Didja evah notice most of the women supporting abortion you wouldn't want to screw anyway???" "What's the deal with the Homeless and their expensive Phones??"
OK, that first one's a variation on a George Carlin line, who was such a phony, in the early 60's he looked like Wally Cleaver, then he turns into George Harrison, I did like his bit about how possessions own you (still done better by Tyler Durden) "OK, so now I've got this Couch, I've got to have a place to put my Couch, I can't go out, because somebody might steal my Couch, now I have to pay someone to watch my Couch when I'm not there...."
Frank
As to Andy Rooney -- he said something about gays that got him fired circa 1990, CBS was buried in snailmail, and he got rehired.
If it was anyone except you that said that I'd believe it
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-02-09-mn-236-story.html
Suspended, not fired; it was because of racist remarks; suspension ended early because of some combination of lowered ratings and Rooney apologizing/explaining his remarks and various people disputing that he was a racist.
OK, so now I'm officially an "Old People" (63, not as old as Barry Hussein, older than Common-Law Haris)
But riddle me this Batman, (does that mark me as "Old"? they're still making Batman movies)
Why are the kids today so into the Tatoos? that used to be an "Old man" thing (OK, and Outlaw Bikers, Criminals, and Sailors)
and whats with this "Back in the Day" stupid phrase, "Back in the Day" nobody said "Back in the Day"
My favorite non sequitur?? "We're on to Cincinnati" or just "On to Cincinnati"
"Dr. Drackman, have you looked at next months call schedule? several Providers made last minute requests"
"On to Cincinnati"
"Dr. Drackman, can you do the "Emergency Airway Management" lecture tomorrow for the new Nurses?
"On to Cincinnati"
"Honey, can you take my Car to get that noise checked? Oh, and the "Check Engine" lights back on, and the Emissions are due, they always take advantage of women" (funny how well engineered and expensive BMW's are always making noises and throwing SES codes)
"On to Cincinnati"
Frank
Speaking of Outmoded technologies, When Air Traffic Control tells a Pilot what code to put in his Transponder, so Radar will know his Flight number as well as speed and altitude he's told to "Squawk" a particular number code, why "Squawk"?
Because the original system during WW2 was called "Parrot" and what do Parrot's do??
they "Squawk"
My sister's (yes, made up, Queenie) a Air Traffic Controller, if you ever flew from the Northeast to ATL (I'd tell you....) your life was in her hands. She's retiring next year (they can retire at 60) has she got some stories about the DEI hires handling (and flying) jets today, it's a wonder more don't crash. Worst are the "International" Pilots, who barely speak English (the Universal Language of Aviation, When a Dutch Pilot lands at a Chinese Airport, ATC and the Pilot communicate in English) and have a problem with women telling them what to do
Frank
I remember what Trump said about the DC crash.
See, Blackman? You are making an argument for how silly and unworkable 'history and tradition' actually is.
It's very workable. You just don't like where it leads.
That's a really good point -- provided you change the meaning of both "history" and "tradition", that is.
Arcane words and thoughts obviously irk America's 'National Thought Leader'
Why does Blackman expect us to believe he is not lying. No one believes students don't know what hang-up means - it's a phrase that has survived technological changes. He just needs filler to criticize a liberal justice on an non-substantive issue because he's too lazy to actually write something interesting.
“She’s breaking the fourth wall, speaking beyond the court,” said Melissa Murray, a law professor at New York University. “She is alarmed at what the court is doing and is sounding that in a different register, one that is less concerned with the appearance of collegiality and more concerned with how the court appears to the public.”
("Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson Makes Herself Heard, Prompting a Rebuke" by Adam Liptak)
Prof. Murray is fast and free with up-to-date cultural references.
Half a century ago it had already been decades since natural gas replaced town gas (toxic due to its carbon monoxide content) as a common domestic fuel in most cities, but describing a suicide as having "stuck their head in the oven and turned on the gas" was still a common expression and one understood by young people at the time.
It seems more likely that your modern gas oven would ignite itself (at least my gas stove does; I only have an electric oven) and be very hot before enough carbon monoxide built up, but natural gas not burning would also asphyxiate you; probably take longer and maybe blow up your house first.
Gas ovens a century ago either had to be lit by hand or had a pilot that could be extinguished. Town gas contained about 10% CO but concentrations under 1% are fatal in minutes, so even diluted 10-to-1 with air it is an effective suicide method as long as you don't ignite it.
Natural gas would asphyxiate you only if it excluded air, which is hard to do with the oven door open.
There are many phrases which outlive their origins. One of my favorite is likely "Ride Shotgun"
The origins were that of a guard riding on a stagecoach next to the driver with a shotgun looking for bandits. These days there are no stagecoaches.* And no one is carrying a shotgun next to the driver.* Yet, the phrase lives on, like "hang up."
Someone should ask them to look up Wisner's rolodex. Maybe they'd start to see the light.
I recently showed a young woman, 18 or 19, how to use my digital audio recorder. I told her that the buttons are labeled like on a tape recorder. She had no idea what I was talking about. She has never seen a tape recorder.
Maybe you should show her “another” Electronic device, one that “hits the spot”
A few years ago I saw something on TV in which they gave rotary phones to a bunch of six year olds and asked them what they thought they were for. None of them figured it out. When one of the adults suggested to one of the kids that it it might be a telephone, he immediately shot the idea down with the observation that "you can't text with it".
Phones never hung on a receiver. One hung up by placing the handset in the cradle. Earlier phones with fixed microphones were hung up by placing the earpiece on the hook.
Wall mounted phones had a handset that hung from the hook switch.
I just searched and couldn't find a single case where the term "E ticket ride" appears.
Yes, you claim to be guilty of the same sort of thing, but you could not resist a chance to criticize Sotomayor. Give it a rest Joshie.
Yet you and Sotomayor don't see that this very thing rejects textualism and supports originalism, because they all mean something definite but not using (CHANGING) words !!
Constitutional lawer Robert Natelson often makes this point
https://fedsoc-cms-public.s3.amazonaws.com/update/pdf/t7gcyMEPAec4bpK7UUunxVptVfyDd7aeQFfqM9KP.pdf