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Thompson v. United States Reminds Me Of How Well Chief Justice Roberts Can Write
And another 9-0 reversal of a federal prosecution of an elected official.
In any given term, a Supreme Court justice will write about six or seven majority opinions. Some Justices, like Thomas and Jackson, routinely write separate concurrences and dissents. By contrast, Chief Justice Roberts rarely writes a separate writing. Usually, the only time we get to see Roberts write is in a majority opinion. And invariably, Roberts assigns himself the most high-profile case. And, more often than not, Roberts is trying to keep together a fragile majority opinion, or is engaging in some act of judicial obfuscation to hide what he is actually doing. In either case, Roberts does not speak plainly, but instead uses locutions and imprecise language.
But every now and then, the Chief assigns himself a "regular" case. These low-profile matters have no obvious political valence, and often command a large majority of the Court. Here, Roberts can demonstrate why he was once the most gifted lawyer of the day. And, despite all I say about the Chief, Roberts is still the best writer on the Court. Justice Kagan used to be a close-second, but her latest opinions have leaned too much into the snark, and have become less pleasant to read. Justice Barrett is third. She can say more in a few paragraphs that others can say in many pages.
Today's decision in Thompson v. United States is a joyous Roberts opinion. He writes for the entire Court and settles the matter in less than 10 pages. This paragraph is a gem.
We start with the text. Section 1014 criminalizes "knowingly mak[ing] any false statement or report." It does not use the word "misleading." Yet false and misleading are two different things. A misleading statement can be true. See Peel v. Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Comm'n of Ill., 496 U. S. 91, 102 (1990) (noting that a "statement, even if true, could be misleading"). And a true statement is obviously not false. See Victor v. Nebraska, 511 U. S. 1, 10 (1994) ("[T]o suppose that the same proposition is both true and false . . . is manifestly absurd." (quoting 1 Works of James Wilson 519 (J. Andrews ed. 1896))). So basic logic dictates that at least some misleading statements are not false.
Most judges would have taken a few paragraphs to convey this concept. Roberts did it flawlessly in a few sentences. Yet, I found this paragraph so bittersweet. Sweet because it shows that Roberts is capable of razor-sharp legal reasoning with tight prose; bitter because it shows how far Roberts falls when he engages into flimsy alternative dispute resolution. If only Roberts could have said "established by the state" means "established by the state." Basic logic so dictates.
And this passage makes me see the Solicitor General holding a dictionary in one hand a thesaurus in another.
The Government wisely agrees that "false" means "not true." Brief for United States 14. But, dictionary in hand, the Government notes that "false" can also mean "deceitful." Id., at 15 (quoting Black's Law Dictionary 748 (3d ed. 1933); alterations omitted). And, thesaurus in the other hand, the Government adds that "false and misleading have long been considered synonyms." Brief for United States 26 (citing Webster's Dictionary of Synonyms 327,549–550 (1942)). Absent from the Government's account, however, is the fact that some misleading statements are not false, as the Government acknowledged at oral argument.
His writing paints a perfect picture. If only the Chief could have said "with taxing power on one hand and the commerce power in the other . . . the fact that an exaction raises money does not make it a tax."
This opinion is important in another respect: yet another 9-0 reversal of a DOJ prosecution of a public official who allegedly engaged in malfeasance. DOJ's track record in this regard is not good. Yet, if you read the opinion, you would have no idea that "Patrick Thompson" was a politician. The case was styled in the cert petition as Patrick D. Thompson. The "D" stands for "Daley." Yes, that Daley--the Chicago family that has yielded many elected officials.
This Daley was the grandson and nephew of two mayors. And this Daley was an Alderman when he was indicted. Anyone doubt that the Feds placed him under a microscope because of his family lineage? And under local law, he was barred from serving as an Alderman because of his conviction. Anyone think the Feds thought it would be good to get this guy out of politics? If only he had just engaged in insurrection. Well, at least for now, Thompson may be eligible to run. But Justice Jackson's concurrence explains this freedom may be short-lived: even though the Judge erred, he seems to have given correct instructions. (Here, the former District Judge actually reads the record and jury instructions; good for her.) Thus, the Seventh Circuit will almost certainly affirm. Or Trump may find this another case of a weaponized justice system and pardon Thompson.
Curiously, the Chief's opinion omits the "D" middle initial from the caption. I wonder if Roberts wanted to keep politics out of the case, and erased how Thompson identifies himself. What, you though I would write an entire post about the Chief without at least some criticism?
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I opened every opinion issues by the court this term that features a party that has a name, and the name is not the name of a government official or a class representative (who would be omitted from the caption).
Delligatti v. US: "Salvatore Delligatti"
Thompson v. US: "Patrick Thompson"
Bufkin v. Collins: "Joshua Bufkin"
Waetzig v. Halliburton: "Gary Waetzig"
Glossip v. Oklahoma: "Richard Glossip"
Andrew v. White: "Brenda Andrew"
Bouarfa v. Mayorkas: "Amina Bouarfa"
Hamm v. Smith: "Joseph Clifton Smith"
Is there some reason to think the norm in captions is to include the parties' middle initials? It's unclear to me if Clifton Smith is a middle name and a family name or a double barrel family name. So it's 8-0 against including middle initials and possibly 7-1 against including a middle name... and the potential middle name is someone with the ambiguous surname Smith.
This seems like weird conspiracy theory shit you're piling on because you don't like Roberts.
Just like all the conspiracy theories spun here about Blackman.
Since his conviction didn’t get reversed, I’m not sure why he would be in any better position to run now than he was yesterday.
Unless he's done something, I don't care if he's Hitler's cousin.
Or he is alleged to be a member of a Venezuelan gang.
Which implies that being Hitler's cousin actually means very much to you, something stronly negative.
Becayse If you said "I don't care if he's Lincoln's cousing' people would laugh at you. Take a Rhetoric class, anonymously of course
There is an art to backhanded compliments. Neither this nor the earlier one on Justice Barrett shows a grasp of it. There are two elements of the art would be beneficial here:
1. Not making it utterly and painfully obvious what one is doing.
This could be helped by
2. Avoid using a tone that sounds an awful lot like whining, or, let us say, kvetching. (“If only…”)
Perhaps they aren't backhanded compliments. Sometimes a compliment is just a compliment.
The Government loves to push the envelope on criminal statutes. SCOTUS has slapped them down numerous times. Not everything shady is criminal, and even if you think that it should be, that does not mean it is under current law.
Yes, but this was criminal under current law. No envelope was pushed. The statute says false, and the jury was told that it had to find the statements were false, and it did.
This is not an example of the prosecution pushing the envelope on anything, which is why the conviction is going to be affirmed.
SCOTUS does not slap them down. It was Roberts that gave us Presidential Immunity 🙂 As to shady/criminla distinciton, you would have to already have known the difference in order to make the dichotomy. AND current law still has unstarted principles behind it (as in the bigamy, slavery cases) so I can' say of you "Just because you think it shouldn't be , does mean is isn't under current law"
You just did a "Justice Robers" pretending that something shouldn't be allowed while pretending not to rule that it shouldn't be allowed.
Blackman thought his analysis was so clever that — as usual — he didn't bother to read the actual opinion. No conviction was reversed, and Thompson is still going to go to prison. Yes, SCOTUS found that the lower courts interpreted the relevant statute incorrectly, but since Thompson was convicted based on a jury instruction that did not incorporate the incorrect interpretation, his conviction is going to stand.
IANAL, but WTF? Roberts is a great legal writer because he can explain in only one long paragraph that lawyers sometimes mislead without perjuring themselves? Anyone who ever watched a confirmation hearing should know that.
He writes well? WTF? So we excuse crap like the Obamacare decision and Roberts’ failure to reign in out of control lower judges because he writes well? I guess the rogue judges should also be exempt from any criticism, as long as their unconstitutional orders read well.
Bot too poorly programmed at parsing the English language to understand that Blackman wasn't praising Roberts.
Roberts is indeed an excellent writer, which of course does not excuse the ludicrous, completely made up presidential immunity decision.
That is literally the opposite of Prof. Blackman’s intended point.
Are you and crazy Dave a couple? You always seem to troll in pairs like some weird version of Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski. Best to keep such things out of the public eye. In the dark somewhere, preferably out of this country if you can manage it.
And i know perfectly well his point shithead. I’m expounding in my own comment. That’s why they call it a comments section. Now go play with crazy Dave, in private.
I do agree with Prof. Blackman about one thing: Roberts is the best writer on the court, and one of the best ever.
I’d also put Kagan as a close second. Where Roberts’s style favors a subtle elegance, Kagan is bolder, which doesn’t always land.
I’d put Kavanaugh, Barrett, and Jackson next. They have a similar approach to Roberts but don’t do it quite as well. (That could change as they spend more time on the court.)
Sotomayor and Thomas both recognize that their views will never be accepted by a majority of the court, and are resigned to writing impassioned dissents or separate opinions as a kind of vox clamans. But lacking the chops of a Holmes or Scalia, they mostly end up with stuff that sounds good to the people who already agree with them without much value for persuading anyone else. Alito admittedly has the advantage of a court that’s much more likely to reach his preferred results, but I find him more adept at arguing for them.
Gorsuch is the only one who I’d call an affirmatively bad writer. At some point, he mistook simplicity for folksiness—which, not being a very folksy person, he can’t even pull off. And he badly wants to replicate Scalia’s one liners and zingers, but again lacks the chops to do so successfully, which fills his stuff with cringeworthy tone deaf moments.
Okay, we all makes mistakes because we are over-worked.
But this one is one of your bigger ones.
NEWSWEEK sees what seems obvious as hell :
"Roberts has ironically done more than anyone else to delegitimize the courts. His recent wildly out-of-line criticism of President Donald Trump's call for impeachment of a rogue lower-court judge is just the latest example. For the court's own sake, in these politically tense times, Roberts must change course immediately."
https://www.newsweek.com/john-roberts-responsible-high-courts-self-delegitimization-opinion-2048333
"there have been any number of additional examples of Roberts ruling in a high-profile case in a way that can only be construed as a clumsy attempt to make "both sides" of the court—and both sides of the broader American public—happy.,"
I have often described Roberts as UNPRINCIPLED. I have been around long enough to see two bad things in him
1) He wants to be loved and be propular and be important--whatever the cost
2) He often says something just for the hell of it affects all the time to be avoiding a real court decision. Atgain, within 12 hours of Boaberg's ruling it was discovered that his daughter defends illegal immigrants and helps them remain here undetected.
I predict (modestly) that Roberts is on his way to great public shaming.
IF anyone replies to me, do tell me how you defend R. on Presdential Immunity in view of his latest comments
None of those words — or even the spelling of the judge's name — are correct.
His Dobbs opinion tells you all you need to know about him. He thinks he is the smartest guy in the world. But he would have come up with some unworkable "reasonable opportunity to choose an abortion" test that is even less rooted in the constitution than Roe or Casey.
And you can bet that he would have spent years denying cert on any petition which asked the next legitimate question of where between 0 and 15 weeks of gestation gives a woman such a Roberts-created reasonable choice. And of course, his ultimate decision on Roe and Casey. Those questions would need to "percolate" until 2075 because John Roberts is that much of a statesman.
In my opinion, he is a simple blowhard with an outsized opinion of himself.
I bet he doesn't think about you at all.
"By contrast, Chief Justice Roberts rarely writes a separate writing."
And he usually gets more than three sentences into something without producing a clunker of a sentence like this one.
>This Daley was the grandson and nephew of two mayors.
No? This Daley is the grandson of one mayor and nephew of another.