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Clarence Thomas: The Best and Most Incorruptible Supreme Court Justice in U.S. History
116 people have served on the Supreme Court and Justices Thomas is the best
Justice Clarence Thomas has served for 32 years on the U.S. Supreme Court where he has been a consistent originalist who has led the Court to move in his direction on issues as varied as the Confrontation Clause; federalism; executive power; and the reining in of the administrative state. He has written hundreds, if not thousands, of opinions, and one thing is apparent from all of them that I have read. They all reflect Justice Thomas's authorial voice, and they do not reflect the authorial voice of his law clerks. Justice Thomas's brilliance, and commitment to originalism shine through in all of his opinions. He is more consistent, steady, and reliable than any other justice on the Supreme Court. He almost never follows precedent, but he always follows the original public meaning of the text of the Constitution. He is the very best justice out of 116 to have ever served on the U.S. Supreme Court better even than my old boss Justice Antonin Scalia. Justice Thomas not only talks about the importance of being an originalist; he practices originalism in every majority opinion, concurrence, or dissent that he writes. I do not always agree with Justice Thomas, but I always know where he stands and why.
I say this because neither legal academia nor the news industry seem to be aware that the very best justice, which the Supreme Court has ever had is currently serving on the bench. Left wing bias, and a disinclination to read Justice Thomas's opinions, has so skewed our public perception of him that no-one realizes what former Second Circuit Chief Judge Ralph Winter once told me is true: "Clarence Thomas is quite simply a genius." Moreover, Justice Thomas has such a clear body of rules, which he consistently follows in case after case over 32 years on the bench that it is as obvious as the day is long that he is incorruptible in every sense of that word. Justice Thomas would never "bend" the law to please Justice Scalia, his closest friend; his wife Ginni Thomas, who is active as she has every right to be in politics, or his good and close friend; the Koch brothers; Texas billionaire Harlan Crow; or anyone else. Clarence Thomas cannot be "bought." He is completely and utterly incorruptible as anyone who takes the time to read the opinions, which he produces prolifically can plainly see. I defy the many critics of Justice Thomas's ethics to point to a single outcome in which he wrote any opinion whatsoever or took any action whatsoever for a corrupt purpose.
The attacks in the news media on Justice Thomas are sickening and unfair. To begin with, Justice Thomas's salary is $285,400 per year. If Congress had adjusted for inflation the salary that Supreme Court justices made in 1969 at the end of the Warren Court, Justice Thomas would be being paid $500,000 a year, and he would not need to rely as much as he has on gifts from wealthy friends. Ruth Marcus of the Washington Post wrote on December 19th of this year that "But — and here is a sentence I am not accustomed to writing — Thomas has a point. Supreme Court justices, and their colleagues on the lower federal courts, ought to be paid more." Clarence Thomas blundered. But the justices are underpaid.
Law School Deans routinely earn salaries of around $500,000 a year and first year lawyers with a Supreme Court clerkship earn up to a $500,000 signing bonus and an annual salary of $300,000. Top partners at law firms earn up to $8.4 million a year. Surely Supreme Court justices should be paid at least as much as are law school deans. Congress's refusal to adjust judicial salaries for the inflation that has occurred since 1969 coincides with the end of the Warren Court and the beginning of the more conservative Burger, Rehnquist, and Roberts Courts. Congress is punishing Republican justices and judges by not raising their salaries to keep pace with inflation. Blowhards like RI Senator Sheldon Whitehouse then complain when a man who was dirt poor when he was appointed to the Supreme Court accept gifts from close friends who happen to be wealthy.
Whitehouse by the way is descended from railroad robber barons and Puritan founder William Bradford, attended St. Paul's School, an elite prep school, and Yale College and the University of Virginia Law School. Whitehouse has allegedly engaged in insider trading, in possible violation of the law, accepts dark money donations from some of the biggest and most powerful dark money groups on the left, and is a member of Bailey's Beach Club an all white elite private club for members of America's ruling class. Justice Clarence Thomas, in contrast, is descended from enslaved Africans and was raised by his grandfather after his parents abandoned him. The very idea that Senator Whitehouse should lecture someone like Justice Clarence Thomas about ethics is laughable and sickening all at the same time.
There are good reasons why judicial and executive and legislative branch salaries ought to be much higher than they now are. We do not want to live in a world where only the wealthy can afford to hold high public office. Clarence Thomas grew up dirt poor as is made clear in his superb autobiography My Grandfather's Son. He has devoted his entire professional life as a lawyer to serving in government jobs in which he has been grossly underpaid. Under these circumstances, Thomas, who again is incorruptible, as his 32 years of judicial opinions all show, has every right to accept gifts from wealthy friends.
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What the hell is going on?
I would guess his account has been hacked.
Transient ischemic attack?
Seems like a good guess. Eugene... you should check in on him.
Goldwater Rule.....
I'll bear in mind when next I hear you talk about Trump and his ADD super powers or Biden and his dementia.
What are you guys talking about?
Seems like great analysis to me.
Great analysis? It's not even helpful to Thomas, beyond the overuse of superlatives to describe him.
he is incorruptible in every sense of that word
Yet:
Clarence Thomas blundered.
Now, he doesn't say how Thomas blundered, but it has to be in taking and not reporting gifts. Very large gifts.
Calabresi does provide an honest explanation of why:
the justices are underpaid
If he were not underpaid, then, according to Calabresi:
he would not need to rely as much as he has on gifts from wealthy friends
And, so, Calabresi concludes (and you have to love how he describes Thomas very corruptible character, given he accepts the gifts because he feels he should be paid more, but throws in a "but he's inccorruptible!" to try to distract from his very damning description of Thomas' motives and logic:
He has devoted his entire professional life as a lawyer to serving in government jobs in which he has been grossly underpaid. Under these circumstances, Thomas, who again is incorruptible, as his 32 years of judicial opinions all show, has every right to accept gifts from wealthy friends.
So, Thomas was underpaid and came from a poor family, so that's why he gets to accept lavish gifts and not report them? And that's evidence that he's not corruptible? That he decides he's underpaid so he takes a new source of revenue that is, at best, questionable, and then doesn't disclose those gifts as is required by law?
Shorter Calabresi: I am in love with Clarence Thomas and he's incorruptible except to the extent he corruptly accepts lavish gifts that he doesn't report, but that's okay because he used to be poor and he is currently underpaid.
Wtf is great about that analysis?
Well he is spot on about Thomas's opinions.
And he does have a point, although somewhat exaggerated about, Thomas's ethics.
I've been told many times that Joe Biden has done nothing wrong, so I'll use him as a benchmark to compare and contrast.
Joes's son got a million dollar a year job, for 5 years, in Ukraine 2 months after Joe because the Administration Point Man in Ukraine.
Thomas's 95 year old mothers house was bought by Harlan Crowe for 133k, and Crowe is letting her live in it for free the rest of her days.
Joe takes Hunter fly on Air Force 2 to China, meet with Chinese Businessmen for CCP connected companies and set up a Shanghai shell company for Chinese joint ventures while Joe is on official business.
Clarence goes on vacation with Harlan Crowe several times, but no business is discussed because Harlan has none before the court.
It's a bit effusive for my tastes, but I 100% agree with this line:
"I do not always agree with Justice Thomas, but I always know where he stands and why."
The other justices I might think are occasionally shading their opinions, or letting non-legal considerations influence their position, but I see no evidence of that in Thomas. He's basically "Let justice prevail, though the heavens should fall."
That doesn't mean I always agree with his reasoning, but it clearly IS his reasoning, not just an excuse to arrive at a position dictated by non-legal reasons.
Now if only he had more concern about appearances. That's one thing Pence has right: It's not enough to be clean as the driven snow, you need to look it, too.
You find opinions you disagree with aren't reasoning.
Do you find Alito's opinion also well reasoned? And Kavanaugh/Gorsuch mostly? And the rest just vibes?
Because that is just you confusing well reasoned with aligning with your bog standard conservative priors.
I just said that Thomas sometimes arrives at conclusions I don't agree with, but he's still reasoning his way to them.
Yes reasoning his way based on originalism or textualism, not based on his policy preferences.
Not basing his opinions on the lefts policy preferences is why the left hates him. compare and contrast his opinions with ginsburg or sotomayer which are littered with policy preferences imitating the legal standard.
Libs are just imitating True Legal Reasoning.
Joe Has Spoken.
"Libs are just imitating True Legal Reasoning."
Pretty much. They do legal / constitutional analysis backwards. That start at their preferred policy. Than they try to come up with "legal" / "constitutional" "reasoning" to support that result. Political hacks, the lot of them.
Bruen, with its new
History & TraditionPolicy & Outcome test isn"t originalist or textualist in the slightest.You guys are high on your own farts. Or Thomas's, probably.
It's suppose it's less that people agreeing with you seem reasonable to you, and more that you think people that you don't agree with aren't reasoning.
The range in which reasonable people can differ in your world is notably small.
I’ve been told many times that Joe Biden has done nothing wrong, so I’ll use him as a benchmark to compare and contrast.
You didn't compare Clarence Thomas to Joe Biden.
You compared Clarence Thomas to Hunter Biden;
The right hon'rable Steven just seems to be licking the asshole that feeds him. What's surprising about that?
Yes. And jockeying for a spot at the next Harlan Spa Cruise and Right-Wing Circle Jerk.
“The crudeness of the prose reflects the crassness of the argument.” (source) Like Hitler's Mein Kampf.
Uncalled for...
Oh my god did someone take over your account and start shitposting on your behalf?
Your last post was insipid and self-serving but this is beyond the point of believability.
Or are you drunkblogging?
I stopped reading at: "I defy the many critics of Justice Thomas's ethics to point to a single outcome in which he wrote any opinion whatsoever or took any action whatsoever for a corrupt purpose" and clicked in to see all the scholarly laundry lists of examples.
No, just kidding -- I knew I was just going to find a bunch of insipid yelping like this.
Dude shits his pants live on the Internet and you think yourself clever in predicting there will be some unflattering comments about it?
I especially like how he couldn't suppress his right-wing IKYABWAI urges. How insipid!
Oh, you're just jealous because I replied to Randal's tripe instead of yours. Next time try for a bit more spice.
Spicy tripe! Never much cared for it.
I had a bad experience with chitlings. Then again, if your only knowledge of that part of a pig comes from a U.S. Army mess hall, maybe you get what you deserve....
Do NOT refer to that scene in “Lover Boy” with Billy Dee Williams!
WTF?
Wow quite a Christmas gift to the VC from Calabresi.
I don’t know about the best, but Thomas certainly seems to be the most expensive justice.
I think this guy might be stroking out on us.
Or maybe he received a terminal (few days) diagnosis and is writing what the Volokh Conspirators have always wanted to write.
This post unassailable. Incontrovertible. This is an example of iron-clad reasoning from a top legal mind exhibiting such rare nuance and depth and intellectual honesty that I am not sure that anything can be said about, well, anything anymore. This is what the kids call a "mic drop". I don't need Dworkin, Posner, Hand, Sunstein, Amar, Balkin or Currie. I have the great Steven Calabresi. Blackstone ain't got shit on him.
Know what's really unsettling? Calabresi now posts the same comment four times in a row with only the most minute variations. That means we get this unhinged mash note three more times.
Perhaps a bit less unsettling than the fact that you're so obsessively keeping score and letting us know that you're so obsessively keeping score. Go touch grass or something.
Duh. You don't have to pay much attention when Calabresi post the exact same thing day after day after day after day.
I guess you'd best go set Randal and Sarc straight -- they're soiling themselves upthread over Calabresi's account suddenly being hacked or something.
'you’re so obsessively keeping score'
It's called 'reading.'
More like 'comprehending', but I get your point.
Justice Thomas doesn’t kiss Democratic ass, so of course he’s a bribe taking MAGA conservative.
Justice Thomas is a liar, a grifter, a hypocrite, a fraud, a pathetic whiner, a parasite, and an all-around piece of shit.
Better Americans should name the eventual Supreme Court ethics safeguards after him. Just as facilities providing abortions at federal health care facilities should be named for people like Alito, Abbott, Mitchell, Kacsmaryk, Thomas, Kavanaugh, Barrett, Gorsuch, Paxton, and Roberts.
He's just a 'gifts-from-billionaires-accepting' MAGA conservative.
I’ve been drinking and now I read this. Must be a pink elephant delusion. Time to go to AA.
RANDAL! Found your drunkblogger!
"Well, ya ask me why I'm drunk all the time
It levels my head and eases my mind
I just walk along and stroll and sing
I'll see better days, and I'll do better things"
-Bob Dylan
Is this the Volokh Conspiracy or The Apple? Calabresi's purple prose would have been lauded in Oceania.
Yes, it's Prof. Calabresi and Justice Thomas who're trying to turn the U.S. into 1984-like dystopia, not Joe Biden & Co. Sure.
It may well be that Justice Thomas wouldn't alter an opinion a whit to favor a friend, even a friend who loaned him money or takes him on tropical vacations. In fact, if I were a betting man I'd give odds he wouldn't.
That misses the point, which is that public officials must not only avoid corruption, but should avoid the appearance of it. Get the loan for the doggone motor home from the credit union.
(and don't play the market if you are in congress, don't let relatives make business deals on state trips, consider donating the royalties from your books to charity, ...)
There's no appearance of corruption, dumb ass. Who the fuck would jeopardize their career for a trip to Tahiti? The idea is so absurd, since once the vacation is over, it's gone. On the other hand, the money foreign governments funnel to your son's bank accounts, you get to keep.
And the house? Tuition? Winnebago? Promise of future vacations?
“the money foreign governments funnel to your son’s bank accounts, you get to keep.”
Sons-in-law too!
I doubt ConservativeProfessor is a professor (although shit-rate, conservative-controlled religious schools and bottom-scraping law schools such as South Texas make it a possibility), but this hayseed is plainly a conservative.
The answer is Clarence Thomas, blowing in the wind.
Except that he did take those trips, he did get the benefits from the billionaires. You thinking it is a stupid thing to do doesn't make it unhappen. And he clearly made the calculus that it would not jeopardize his career, since he can't be fired.
"There’s no appearance of corruption, dumb ass."
So you think there's proof of corruption? Because there's absolutely the appearance of corruption.
I have no idea if Justice Thomas has changed his rulings due to the hundreds of thousands of dollars in "gifts" and "favors" people have lavished on him. And neither do you.
Until and unless Justice Thomas decides to tell us the identities of all of his benefactors, it will remain an open question with the conclusion leaning towards corruption because if he hasn't done anything wrong, why would he choose to hide all the people who have given him free stuff.
For that matter, his wife regularly interacts with the radical fringe, which is awash in dark money from ... we'll say questionable ... sources.
Justice Thomas isn't doing himself any favors by trying to hide the details of his various windfalls. It just makes him look more guilty. A man of integrity would disclose everything to prevent the appearance of corruption.
Anyone who complains that making a $275,000 salary, plus a generous benefits package, is a hardship is completely out of touch with ... well, everything. Is it so hard to get by in the in the 97th percentile? The answer is no.
If he wants to make more, he can leave the Court and go into the private sector.
This is exactly what I was gonna say.
And the appearance is terrible. Meeting with a billionaire and hinting that you're gonna retire unless you start receiving gifts, it crass.
Taking a loan from a friend to buy an huge RV, and the friend forgives the loan? Well, that doesn't look good. But the forgiveness was never documented. And it was never declared as income. Well, now we are certainly looking at tax evasion. And that looks really bad.
Does it prove that he is corrupt? No, but given all the other questionable stuff, I'm starting to think so.
IANAL. Explain to me the difference between, “Give me some money and I’ll vote your way.” and “I’m voting your way. Give me some money or I’ll quit.”
Right on.
Why? You never make any sense. Tell us all why those are the only two alternatives---and you've got your answer
Um... "I'm voting your way. Give me some money or I'll quit" is what Thomas actually said. It's a fact, not an "option."
"But the forgiveness was never documented. And it was never declared as income. Well, now we are certainly looking at tax evasion. And that looks really bad."
We really do not know if it was never declared as income, we have not seen Thomas' tax filings. The IRS, OTOH, would certainly know. So if we don't shortly hear of Thomas being in trouble with the IRS, you can put that theory to bed.
If we don’t shortly hear of Thomas being in trouble with the IRS it will be the work of the Conservative Deep State. As everyone knows, the less the evidence the greater the conspiracy.
Ah. The infallible IRS.
The loan was forgiven in 2008. The statute of limitations on "substantial understatements of income" is six years.
So no. We won't hear about that, at least wrt the RV loan.
Concealment of misconduct -- lying on disclosure reports, planting disingenuous stories for misdirection, sketchy recusal decisions without explanation, reliance on vague "guidance" and "authorities" -- seems to have been relatively effective for Justice and Mrs. Thomas for years.
I doubt they will be able to avoid accountability so easily going forward. Not that those two and their benefactors are likely to change much; perhaps increasingly effective ethics rules arranged by better Americans will cause the Justice to make good on his threat to quit.
Yeah, that's the one point on which I'd ding Thomas. He's not attentive enough to appearances.
Did you find Obama's Kenyan social Muslim communist birth certificate yet, Mr. Bellmore? You and former Pres. Trump were working on that for some time.
Carry on, clingers.
Or doesn't care -- and after his confirmation, who can blame him?
There's a fine line between "not attentive enough to appearances" and "doesn't give a shit", apparently!
He has avoided the appearance of it. Tell me how accepting favors and hospitality from someone who has never had any business before the court gives the appearance of corruption? If these things are bribes, what are they bribes for? What could he possibly give Crowe in return?
If Crowe were ever to actually have something Thomas could do for him, I am sure he would immediately recuse himself and thus not be able to do it after all.
This post will be stored in my collection (including, for example, https://www.lee.senate.gov/2023/5/he-left-s-radical-policy-agenda-on-the-american-people-by-judicial-fiat) regarding Justice Thomas.
My attitude regarding Justice Thomas has changed over the decades. Prior to his confirmation hearing (which I attended), I had a ho-hum outlook -- thinking him not terrible but nothing special. The confirmation hearing was my first vision of rabid political theatre (and I say that having seen the green table coverings of Watergate hearings live on color television). While the hearings changed my attitude regarding governance in general, my attitude regarding Thomas remained unchanged. It was only after reading his writings that my evaluation changed. I overlooked (or was willfully blind to) a portion of the hearings.
During confirmation, Thomas prefaced his defense -- an odd term to use to describe any portion of a confirmation hearing -- with words to me now more memorable than his correct characterization of the proceeding as a "high-tech lynching": Thomas stated "I think that this hearing should never occur in America. [...] How would any person like it?" A revival of that do-unto-others outlook might serve the Court, the nation, and the world quite nicely.
Look up victims of actual lynchings. How does what happened to Thomas compare? I want to hear about asphyxiation, neuro pain, and burials.
Clement Haynesworth was denied a seat on SCOTUS. He went on to serve 21+ years on the Fourth Circuit Court of Appeals, plus eight more years on senior status, after being denied confirmation to SCOTUS by the United States Senate. Nice work if you can get it.
Robert Bork went on to further service on the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals after the Senate rejected his SCOTUS nomination.
Clarence Toady comparing the prospect of being denied elevation to SCOTUS to a lynching trivializes the horror suffered by actual lynching victims.
If in the next life Clarence Uncle Thomas encounters Emmitt Till, I hope that Mr. Till beats the stuffing out of him every day and twice on Sunday.
Oh, jesus. I'm just guessing here, but I would imagine that Thomas meant those words in reference to the unjust nature of the proceedings, not to their similarity to murder.
Clarence Uncle Thomas knew exactly what he was doing. He was trading on his blackness to cause discomfort for those who would vote against his confirmation.
It's a metaphor, dumb ass.
Some metaphors are obscene (in the colloquial, not the legal sense). Trivializing the Holocaust is one. So is trivializing the horror that the victims of lynching experienced.
I could say that, but I'm not a member of an historically persecuted minority which had been subject to such injustices. I'm happy to defer to his judgement on this one. (Besides which, of course, he is Constitutionally entitled to use any kind of speech he wishes--obscene or not.)
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Keep in mind when I say this: I largely agree with Thomas' opinions (sometimes I don't, but even the liberal members agree with him 70% of the time).
But I find this post unhinged. "the very best justice, which the Supreme Court has ever had" ? Maybe Calabresi should jump on tinder and see whether Thomas will match with him, then they can go make out.
Just don’t brag about assaulting cops on bumble…
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/jan-6-rioter-nabbed-bumble-dating-app-sting-pleads-guilty-assaulting-o-rcna130593
"comically minimal ego-stroking" has worked since sex was invented.
Justice Thomas: I will row North.
Various wealthy benefactors: We like that you row north. Here is money, and travel, and other renumeration. Please continue rowing north.
New supreme Court case: My resolution requires going north, by Northeast.
Justice Thomas: I will continue to row exactly north.
Various wealthy benefactors: excellent.
How... abstract.
Christopher Moltisanti: Yo T, why are you giving this door guy $100? He's gonna let us in anyway?
Tony Soprano: I like to remind him who he needs to keep happy.
A stupid post and shames your position. so keep it up
It’s a sad comment on the state of affairs here at VC when my first reaction is “account hacked” but then after reflection… I’m not so sure. This is sub-Lindgren level ranting, if legitimate.
The only way liberals could hate Thomas more is if he were Jewish.
Liberals like Jews but dislike Israel.
Conservatives hate Jews but love Israel (for now).
The Volokh Conspiracy embraces all forms of bigotry. Mostly because it is operated by and for bigots.
Jews are ugly.
Profs. Blackman, Bernstein, and Volokh will issue a pass to Defenderz on that one. Solid conservative credentials are trump at the Volokh Conspiracy Board of Censorship and Reproval.
Shouldn't Blackman, Bernstein, and Volokh say something about the incessant right-wing bigotry at this site at least once every couple of years or so, just so their unhinged outbursts concerning ostensible outrage concerning antisemitism (real or imagined) they figure they can pin on liberals doesn't look so contrived, partisan, hypocritical, and silly?
(I'm not complaining. I like my opponents in the culture war to be cowardly, unprincipled, disrespected, unpersuasive, phony hypocrites.)
I dislike Defenderz's commentary as much as you seem to. In fact, I dislike it as much as your (rather repetitive) comments. But I don't want either of you censored. I'm glad Prof. Volokh lets you speak your mind (however hate-filled it might be).
I agree, in a way. It is good to see this kind of "free speech", because if we didn't, we could more easily pretend that people like him do not walk among us.
Do you fault Prof. Volokh for censoring me?
Never happened.
The ones in this comentariat that talk about bad Jew judges are on the Trump train, so this seems a particularly weak jab.
No, bro. Conservatives don’t care those judges are Jewish. They care that they’re liberal.
Meanwhile, the liberal commenters around here—like many liberals around the country—consistently bitch and moan about the only Jewish country in the world protecting itself from relentless attacks by people who openly want to kill Jews.
Either you have a lot of people muted or have a really selective illiteracy.
Hysterically, he doesn't seem to get his own cribbed onion joke. Sad!
Indeed.
(Though I'd put "liberals" in quotes.)
Mr. Calabresi could you smile for me please? Thank you.
Ok, now hold out your arms and close your eyes. Ok great.
For real tho, somebody check on him.
https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/22/politics/massachusetts-assault-weapons-ban/index.html
Unlike these faggot judges that just make up whatever they want to come to the right "conclusion."
McDonald's employees can get fired for accepting a tip. Whether the "gifts" influenced Thomas' ruling isn't the question anyone should be asking.
And you assume a connection ?
The whole question is in 'what is a tip?and not in money or goods being given. If you will have 'gifts' defined as what YOU would take to act immorally ---well,where is the relevance.
You let Biden off the hook for $600 000 just before the Burisma change.
McDonald's employees can NOT get fired for accepting gifts from their family and friends, or from anyone who is not a customer. And that is the point here. Thomas has never accepted anything from anyone who had business before the court, and he has at all times complied with the reporting rules then in effect. What more can anyone want from him?
"Don't ever accept anything from anyone" is pure rich privilege. The Marie Antionette of legend.
Eugene, is this what you want for the blog? Is this the intellectual level of posting that you anticipated way back when? Is this the kind of stuff that you're proud of putting out under your name? I know that your policy is once a Conspirator always a Conspirator, even for people who haven't posted in many years, but are there no standards for either intellectual integrity or basic quality for this blog anymore?
There are enough bigoted comments in this exchange to establish that this is what Prof. Volokh wants at his blog. A racial slur or two would make it better, of course, from the Volokh Conspiracy's perspective.
A lot of the antipathy Thomas generates is because he's black and blacks belong on the Democrat plantation. Once they escape master's farm you'd think you were teleported back to the deepest antebellum South hearing some of the things that come out of the Dems mouths. 'He's dumb' 'He's a puppet' 'He's affirmative action'. All the coded messages they accuse conservatives of come tumbling out. But they quickly add that its not because he's black of course. Its okay when they do it.
Hey man, did you read the OP at all?
What do you think of it?
Work on your mind-reading skills, Amos.
'and blacks belong on the Democrat plantation.'
Black people voting for Democrats means they're slaves. I wonder why they don't vote for Republicans who call them slaves.
Clarence Toady is Stephen on the GOP Candyland plantation.
I might buy any of this if Thomas EVER found a bit of police misconduct he didn’t think was justified. His rulings on police actions, search and seizure and pretty much anything to do with law enforcement would make every SINGLE founder turn over in their grave, will he continues to prattle on about “original intent”.
That's not really so. For example:
"Justice Thomas Calls for Supreme Court to Review Qualified Immunity
The Supreme Court opted not to hear a case on qualified immunity Monday, drawing sharp criticism from Justice Clarence Thomas, who holds strong doubts about shielding police from civil lawsuits over the use of excessive force."
https://www.courthousenews.com/justice-thomas-calls-for-supreme-court-to-review-qualified-immunity/
Oh, Thomas has talked a good game on QI for a while. But when it comes actually to ruling against it in actual cases, not so much.
Here's a notorious example: https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/20pdf/19-1261_g3bh.pdf
Had Thomas been sincere in his opposition to QI, we'd have seen it here. I note that his dissent is probably the most eloquent and well-written of his SC career, as I'm sure Calabresi would agree.
I'm not so sure I'd assume that the Founders were not just as deferential towards police power as Thomas appears to be...
If he has been completely consistent on a point, even if it's one you disagree with, surely that reinforces the post's point, that he doesn't change his opinions for anyone. If he never finds against a policeman, then to show a propensity for corruption you'd have to find a case where he suddenly did find against a policeman, and lo and behold the plaintiff is connected with someone who's given him things.
I wonder. If Lincoln Perry had lived a few years longer, would George H. W. Bush have nominated him to the Supreme Court to succeed Thurgood Marshall?
If Clarence Thomas thinks his pay is inadequate he has the same option as anyone else - find more lucrative employment. Is he crying poor because he couldn't afford a $267K RV?
Instead, he makes it known to his RW fans that unless they cough up he will resign, and stop voting in accord with their wishes. Incorruptible. Right, Steve.
"...and stop voting in accord with their wishes."
So you are saying there's a quid pro quo. There is not. He would simply stop being Thomas on SCOTUS, and voting as he has always done, in a principled conservative way.
Is this the new standard? SCOTUS justices' extravagant salaries are effectively paid by PACs?
If Soros were paying the Jackson kids' tuitions, I don't think you'd be this sanguine.
Well, look at it like this.
It's 1999. Clinton is President. Thomas lets it be known that he is unhappy with his pay. He's thinking about resigning, and then Clinton appoints his successor (or maybe Gore gets elected and does it, depending on timing.)
Suddenly wealthy right-winger shows up with the very generous RV loan. (What financially pressed person goes shopping for $250K RV's, anyway?). Hmm.
Fast forward to 2008
I can't say if Thomas is the greatest ever, but it is remarkable to watch the comment section shitting their diapers at the thought, while at the same time continuing to insist that there's not a shred of evidence of Joe Biden's corruption.
Incredible...
Even you, Mr. Spinach, should be able to see the difference. There is a ton of evidence of Thomas' corruption and lack of ethics, but there is no evidence of corruption on the part of Biden. (Consider this to be an invitation to show us what you've got.)
"...but there is no evidence of corruption on the part of Biden."
Why would any sentient individual say that? Don't you ready the news? There's a mountain of evidence pointing to Biden's corruption, with more coming every day, it seems. Recordings, emails, bank records, witness testimony, and on and on.
The "no evidence" line is a Dem talking point, narrative, a.k.a., "big lie." Just keep repeating it....
Their reasoning is pretty simple:
1. There's no evidence Biden is corrupt.
2. See #1.
Once you don't care about the evidence, denying it exists is effortless.
Brett,
Shit that Comer and Jordan make up is not "evidence."
And solid proof that Hunter Biden is scum is not proof that his father is.
That's what they can't seem to grasp. They refuse to believe that honest people can have dishonest children. And they'll misrepresent every piece of evidence they find until everyone else refuses to believe it, too.
I'm waiting for them to ask if Joe and Hunter Biden have ever been seen in the same room together. Maybe they're actually the same person!
Even Republicans are starting to admit there's no evidence. Even shitbag ones like Lindsey.
They're doing it to protect Trump, but still.
Denying the existence of non-existent evidence is probably the easiest thing I'll do today.
Like all the election fraud evidence having its existence denied just becuase it failed to materialise in any court of law. Republicans specialise in evidence that doesn't exist.
What's particularly bizarre is that gullible loons like ThePublius believe that there is a "mountain of evidence" of Biden's corruption, despite the fact that the GOP has done nothing about it. How do they explain that in their own minds? (Brett, of course, will have some conspiracy theory in mind in which the GOP establishment doesn't actually dislike Biden and wants him to beat Trump or something.)
Keep in mind that ThePublius isn't arguing that there's enough suspicion out there that means that Biden ought to be investigated; he's arguing that there's already a mountain of evidence.
There are no recordings, emails, bank records, or witness testimony reflecting any corruption by Biden — unless you're being sneaky and deliberately saying "Biden" without a first name so you can bait-and-switch and pretend you were talking about Hunter. Assuming you meant Joe, there are no recordings, emails, bank records, or witness testimony reflecting any corruption by Biden.
Like they did with the oh-so-subtle "Biden Crime Family" references... LOL.
Well, Mr. Publius, since the guy with spinach on his face declined my invitation to present even a hint of "evidence pointing to Biden's corruption," I'd like to invite you or Brett or anyone else to do it. And, yes, I do read the news, which is how I arrived at my conclusion that all the "Recordings, emails, bank records, witness testimony, and on and on" that you vaguely refer to are simply garbage.
"There’s a mountain of evidence pointing to Biden’s corruption, with more coming every day"
I seem to recall this is exactly the same thing that was said about the 2020 election. Funny how that "mountain", like this one, is completely fabricated by partisans and vanishes every time someone tries to examine it.
"Recordings, emails, bank records, witness testimony, and on and on."
All.of those things show Biden isn't corrupt at all. You believe some really crazy things.
"The “no evidence” line is a Dem talking point, narrative, a.k.a., “big lie.”"
You mean the thing that has been proven to be a big lie? Becaise the 2020 election was absolutely, 100%, provedly NOT stolen.
I would really like to know how their minds work, to arrive at such conclusions from such evidence. Something in the water?
Yeah. Whatabout Biden. Huh?
Watch this.
Spinach Chin uses spinach for toilet paper. That's why they call him the Spinach Asshole.
Now there's evidence that you use spinach for toilet paper. Just try saying there isn't -- it's right there, staring you in the face.
Damn, you can literally just post anything on here, huh
Give us this day our daily belly-laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPmjWfNGV6w&t=181s
I’m just going to assume Prof Calabresi has a grandchild who really, really wants a clerkship.
Hell; that's as good a guess as anything else.
It's just the weirdest fucking OP I've seen *ever* in the VC. I think Blackman is a hack, and a second-rate legal mind. But I've never read a Josh B OP and thought to myself (the things that have already been mentioned), "Was his account hacked? Is he having a stroke? Does someone have a gun to his head as he's typing? What the heck is going on . . . am I having a fever-dream and am hallucinating his entire post?"
This is several miles past, "I disagree with his premise." and venturing into "Gosh, I'm concerned about his well-being." territory.
According to Clarence Toady, Bolling v. Sharpe, 347 U.S. 497 (1954), was wrongly decided. Jim Crow in the District of Columbia? Fuhgeddabout!! United States v. Vaello Madero, 596 U.S. ___ (2022) (Thomas, J., concurring).
Perhaps John Roberts, in his role as administrative head of the judicial branch, should order separate water fountains in the Supreme Court Building for whites and coloreds.
I meant to say, fuhgeddaboudit! Or as we would say down South, well, bless your heart!
Of course, anyone who actually were to read Thomas's concurrence would find he was making quite a different point than your partisan hack summary asserts -- not that Bolling reached the wrong result, but that it used the wrong legal doctrine to reach it:
To all the sniping comments and name calling and “but the appearance of impropriety” I will say that Sontgemayor has taken more but gets a pass because she passes the progressive litmus test. The other justices probably probably also do but they choose to hone in on the most conservative.
Sotomayor has taken more
Really?
According to MAGA-adjacent NPR, she's way in front of the pack on side hustle cash -- $3.7M at time of writing.
So obviously she hasn't "gotten a pass."
Ha ha oops!
Sotomayor's staff has often prodded public institutions that have hosted the justice to buy her memoir or children's books, works that have earned her at least $3.7 million since she joined the court in 2009
While she and her staff absolutely acted improperly, saying that the $3.7M are all fruits of 'the appearance of impropriety' is a lie.
The blithe 'Sotomayor is worse than Thomas' will play only with those who think the OP is cool and good. Or those who want to be perform on the Internet as though they were tools like that.
"side hustle cash — $3.7M at time of writing."
Are you seriously comparing royalties from book deals to secret gifts and loans from wealthy benefactors?
How dishonest can you get?
Note that the loans, for hundreds of thousands of dollars, were forgiven without being declared to anyone.
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Of course they're not the same, silly rabbit. The "royalties" (preceded by often ridiculously unrealistic "advances") are a) paid right out in the open, and yet b) effectively impossible to trace back to their ultimate source. Saves so much heartburn down the road!
Being "right out in the open" is quite a significant difference, don't you think?
Yes! She used staff to pressure libraries, et.al., to buy copies of her book, both related to and unrelated to her book tour.
In addition, "Sonia Sotomayor made ruling in Penguin Random House lawsuits despite receiving $3 million from publisher. The Scotus judge saw no conflict of interest in ruling on the firm that paid her $500,000 annually starting in 2017. She never asked for recusal."
https://voz.us/sonia-sotomayor-scotus-made-ruling-in-penguin-random-house-lawsuits-despite-receiving-3-million-from-publisher/?lang=en
'Sotomayor has taken more' is the statement.
She acted like... an author.
Let's see if I understand you correctly. You think secretly taking money from an unknown number of very wealthy people is just fine, but ruling on a case where one of the parties was the publisher of her book (a publicly available fact that elicited no comment from anyone involved) that she has no need to curry favor with because there are numerous other publishers that she can publish her next book with is a gross violation of ethics?
Can some of the lawyers here give some relevant commentary or professional guidance on the situation? Does a Justice ruling on a case involving a company that she has an established (and publicly disclosed) business relationship with violate judicial ethics?
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You'll not get a one-size-fits-all answer on that from any lawyer, at least in part because it's a fairly broad question. Canon 3C of the Code of Conduct for US Judges states that "A judge shall disqualify himself or herself in a proceeding in which the judge’s impartiality might reasonably be questioned" and describes several buckets of the most common scenarios.
That's why there's such a desperate Kevin Bacon game afoot to try to come up with a way that any of Thomas's friends somehow could be said to "have business before the Court."
Whereas Sotomayor cheerfully participated in decisions involving cases where her benefactor Random House was an actual party. One example is here, where Breyer (who also had a book deal with them at the time) recused himself but she did not.
Yikes, is this some sort of satirical expression of extremism? This is so far out there that it would be quite difficult to create a parody because the original does all of the work.
I'd argue that it is completely and utterly impossible to be both a human being and also to be completely and utterly incorruptible. To argue otherwise is to deny the human nature and the human condition.
It's always the cover-up that makes the crime...
If Thomas is forced to resign over this, I will be sorry to see him go. But he will have brought it upon himself.
The viciousness of the attacks on Thomas are beyond the pale. It is fine to criticize his decisions and his ethics but calling him “a liar, a grifter, a hypocrite, a fraud, a pathetic whiner, a parasite, and an all-around piece of shit.” Shows that this is not criticism based on reason.
Are his critics going to address the ethics complaint against newly appointed Justice Jackson for failing over many years on the bench to disclose her husband’s income?
My guess is she will get away with it as Thomas won’t get away with any lapses because they are black and fall on opposite sides of the political spectrum. Look at the current mess surrounding Claudine Gay!
Don't check what people said and still say about Ginsberg!
Not sure where you get that list of things people call Thomas, but the Internet is *full* of spicy takes; don't nutpick.
As for your accusation about Justice Jackson; I'm going to wait until the coverage is more than right-wing breathlessess about an allegation.
How, exactly, did Thomas not "get away with any lapses"?
And, given you clearly read in the media something about Justice Jackson, I assume (foolishly I am sure) that you mean something other than news media coverage.
Thank you, Prof. Calabresi.
I imagine it will surprise no one here that I enjoyed that post, and I agree with it, wholeheartedly.
Thomas has been denigrated and smeared by liberals from day one. He was accused of being Scalia's lapdog, while insiders have attested that it was Thomas in most cases who led the thinking on the conservative side.
Yes, everyone knows that Scalia was an intellectual lightweight. A total back-bencher.
You say nonsense like this and think people should take you seriously? Unlike Professor Calabresi you can't point to being a law professor at an elite university as a counterargument.
Although he seems to be asking that to do a lot of work with this post.
Would it be considered corruption if a collection of anonymous donors contributed to a fund to augment Thomas' salary? That way people could help make sure that he continued to be him on the supreme court, keep doing what he does rather than seek more lucrative employment in private practice, yet he wouldn't know who the donors are, and therefore couldn't be accused of acting corruptly.
Kind of like crowd-funding his continued employment at SCOTUS.
Would that be legal?
Sure, Publius. That's just what we want. Sponsors for justices.
Do you think Thomas would have a hard time figuring out who the donors were, or that the donors would have a hard time getting the information to Thomas.
I don't see how it would be less legal than what Thomas has already been doing.
The big problem with a sponsorship scheme is even if it doesn't satisfy the very strict standard SCOTUS set for corruption, it obviously corrupts the Justices.
The whole point of lifetime appointments is the Justices are supposed to be free from influence. But the Justices will obviously intuit the ideology of their donors and feel a lot of pressure to conform to keep the money coming.
That's the obvious blatant flaw in Calabresi's hagiography. Harlan Crow and the Koch brothers aren't giving money to Thomas so he'll change, they're giving him the money to stay the same.
There's always a risk that, given the security of a lifetime appointment, a Justice's views will change over time. But not for Thomas since his enhanced benefits depend on his views remaining the same. Would he still be the same Thomas without Crow's money? Possibly. Or he could have evolved into a swing vote.
For a billionaire activist it's a pretty cheap way to set the law of the land.
Maybe they could start wearing Nike swooshes and STP patches on their robes.
I have a better idea:
"Law School Deans routinely earn salaries of around $500,000 a year and first year lawyers with a Supreme Court clerkship earn up to a $500,000 signing bonus and an annual salary of $300,000. Top partners at law firms earn up to $8.4 million a year."
The solution is simple: There's less than 200 Federal Judges, total.
Let's impose a FEDERAL tax on any licensed lawyer with an income over $200K to fund $500K judicial salaries -- maybe require a Federal bar card and charge this the fee for it.
Lawyers are hated enough for this to go through....
Who among us has not taken a 270k “loan” from a friend for a luxury RV? Who among us has not sold mom’s house to someone who let her live there rent-free for years? Let he who is without sin cast the first stone! Leave poor Clarence alone! All he wants is to be left alone to live the lifestyle he believes he is entitled to
And all this was out in the open from day 1, so there's hardly anything to be concerned about.
The plain truth is this: Thomas could never have exhibited this exalted level of incorruptibility without as many bribes and favors as he has taken so far.
I don't always agree with Calabresi, but he's spot on with this one.
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He's premature. Even if you're going to write something like this, you wait until the subject of the essay is dead.
This is so effusive that it's just over the top. It reads like parody, even if I agree with parts of it.
I agree with everything you said but the last clause.
Everyone else on both sides of the aisle is wondering if the OP is smelling burnt toast.
But a certain kind of performative tool on here wants everyone it when their bloggers write like right-wing radio hyperbolic sycophants.
Congrats, you two, your status as partisan tools is once again burnished.
Bob will be along soon to agree as well, I expect.
Why do you weirdos always devolve into 'great man worship?' Such a gang of lick-arses.
It explains a lot, doesn't it?
I agree with Thomas' originalism in most instances, because I believe there are legitimate and illegitimate ways to interpret a constitution (originalism being one of the legitimate ways, obviously).
And I respect his integrity towards his judicial philosophy. I have not seen any instance of him compromising that to assist anyone or anything which would be contrary to it. He's as straight-arrow as I could imagine, as far as that goes. So I view the notion that he's "taken bribes" to reach the conclusions he does as completely absurd.
That said, he clearly has not properly disclosed the gifts and favors his rich donors have plied him with, and that is a huge error on his part. Inexcusable, really. What the living fuck territory, in fact.
The rules, whatever they are, should be enforced. Not just for him, but for everyone else, too. There are reasons we have rules, FFS.
"That said, he clearly has not properly disclosed the gifts and favors his rich donors have plied him with, and that is a huge error on his part. Inexcusable, really. What the living fuck territory, in fact."
This. We need more people to evaluate the facts and the evidence rather than lean i hard on whether this benefits their political team or not.
What Thomas did was inexcusable, what the living fuck territory.
I think all of the Justices should follow Breyer's example and recuse if/when a publisher has business before the Court and they have a book deal with that publisher. For reasons others have noted, it's a closer question, but how about be scrupulously ethical first?
I don't know if we will ever get back to that point. Political team-playing is the only game in town.
Where is it written that the USA must endure?
I left long ago, but I still have a fondness for what it was, what it once stood for. Now there are tens of millions of people who insist it is a "shithole country", and their only solution is to install a "strong man". That'll fix it...
Where is it written that the USA must endure?
Nowhere, which is why people who actually care about things like liberty, democracy, and free markets shouldn't support people who demonstrably have no interest in preserving the United States. Because, for all it's flaws, the United States is still among the most free and most democratic countries that exist. It's still a light on a hill, if somewhat dimmer.
Now there are tens of millions of people who insist it is a “shithole country”, and their only solution is to install a “strong man”. That’ll fix it…
Roughly, 74 million of them. And when has installing a "strong man" ever worked out well for ordinary people in the long term?
So long as the choice is between a "strong man" who is "only one" who can "fix it" and a person who actually understands maintaining and improving what is good about America is a collective effort and there are responsibilities, as well as powers, that go with the office, it isn't a choice.
This is the first VC headline that literally made me burst out laughing.
We're approaching the 24-hour point with respect to these bizarre posts associated with Prof. Calabresi's name. These professors do a conspicuously shitty job of quality control at this blog, but that these posts have not been withdrawn or explained in nearly 24 hours is telling.
Maybe Prof. Calabresi decided to follow Prof. Volokh's footpath and talk himself right off campus? Or it could have been a stroke. Maybe both!
I expected this blog to wait until Prof. Volokh left UCLA to let its freak flag fly. I may have been mistaken.
One signal this might not have been written by Prof. Calabresi: It seems unlikely a Northwestern professor would be so unfamiliar with standard English.
If he is trying to write his way off campus the illiteracy would make sense.
Drunk ESL middle-schooler is Calabresi's authorial voice.
Does Anyone else on here making 285k a year (not counting ginni!) “need” to rely on gifts from wealthy friends to get by? Poor Clarence!
Was this written by a chat bot? Serious question.
I actually had the same thought, seriously. Like, someone prompted it, "Write a blog post effusively praising Clarence Thomas's integrity from the perspective of a far right ideologue" or something.
100 percent agree
“He is completely and utterly incorruptible as anyone who takes the time to read the opinions, which he produces prolifically can plainly see.”
This has chatbot written all over it. Same here:
“Under these circumstances, Thomas, who again is incorruptible, as his 32 years of judicial opinions all show, has every right to accept gifts from wealthy friends.”
I think we all knew AI was going to replace lawyers… but law profs too? Can we get a 3L from northwestern on the mic here? There’s no way Calabresi is like this in real life
"Clarence Thomas is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life."
Maybe he's actually dead, and commenting from beyond the grave, like Herman Cain?
“Under these circumstances, Thomas, who again is incorruptible, as his 32 years of judicial opinions all show, has every right to accept gifts from wealthy friends.”
Got it. A few questions.
1. Does that mean he has every right not to disclose such gifts, as required by the Ethics in Government Act of 1978 and the Ethics Reform Act of 1989 and codified at 5 USC 13103(d)?
2. When one of the gifts was a loan from one of those wealthy friends used by the incorruptible Associate Justice to purchase a recreational vehicle, with the loan offered under terms not available to the general public, with subsequent forgiveness of an unpaid loan balance greater than $600, does that mean that said wealthy friend has every right not to issue IRS Form 1099-C to said incorruptible Associate Justice by January 31 of the next year after the date of the debt cancellation?
3. Regardless of whether said incorruptible Associate Justice received a Form 1099-C, does this mean he has every right not to report the cancelled debt as income to the IRS in the year it was cancelled?
4. Regardless of whether said incorruptible Associate Justice reported the income in the year it was received, does that mean he has every right not to pay income taxes on said income? Please feel free to review the Supreme Court’s holdings in Commissioner v. Glenshaw Glass Co. (348 U.S. 426 (1955) and US v. Kirby Lumber Co. (284 US 1 (1931) if you’d like to argue that this cancelled debt wasn’t reportable income.
5. Merriam-Webster defines “incorruptible” as “incapable of corruption: such as incapable of being bribed or morally corrupted.” (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/incorruptible).
Are you sure that word “incorruptible” means what you think it means? Perhaps you meant “inconceivable.”
It's typically not a good idea to try to get loans from poor friends.
It's typically not a good idea to get secret "loans" (*wink, wink*) from rich friends when you're a Supreme Court Justice.
It is typically not a good idea to get loans - other than emergency very short term ones - from friends.
There are banks for that.
Corruption does imply doing >something< in return for the "incentive", so if he has never changed a single thing about how he votes, reasons or writes in response to those incentives, then by definition, he is has not been corrupt.
However, we're not required to take his word for it, and we're perfectly entitled to demand that all such incentives are public, because he works for us.
But if he didn't retire when he otherwise would have, he did provide something of value to his benefactors. Put another way, does it matter if the reason he wrote opinions they wanted is because he wrote opinions he would have written differently rather than he wrote opinions he would not have written but for the largess?
Seems pretty much the same result to me.
Seems a fairly weak tea you're brewing there... When "would" he have retired? Supreme Court justices do tend to croak in office, after all. But, if you've got some evidence that he took money for the purpose of continuing to "do his thing", let's hear it.
He threatened to resign in 2000. Obviously, he didn't and didn't croak, so Harlan and Co. have gotten 23 years and counting.....
Probably the most egregious brown-tonguing I can recall by any writer of any public figure.
I do feel some sympathy for Thomas, though. Not having his own private jet, and being unable to put down a deposit on the newest Bentley Continental must rankle.
And I thought Josh Blackman's simping for Barrett was contemptible.
So Thomas was "dirt poor" when he was nominated, but also thinks the astronomical sum of $270k a year isn't enough to get by on?
Why would a "libertarian" publication give a bunch of Federalist/Volokh (same damn difference) yahoos a blank check to platform their content? Probably for the same reason they fired Shikha Dalmia. What a bunch of hacks you've become.
It's akin to defining wealth in comparison with the wealth of others, rather than with having nothing.
Who knew Republicans would ever adopt the rhetoric of "inequality"?
I'm beginning to think that there is no conservative principle they will not abandon, given the right incentive.
Clarence Thomas made his bones as a black Republican critic of affirmative action. Then when his SCOTUS nomination was imperiled, he suddenly played the hell out of the race card: "This is a high tech lynching for uppity blacks!"
I guess he believes that affirmative action is a really crappy idea for anyone whose first name is not Clarence or whose last name is not Thomas.
Professor Volokh,
Please, please don’t wmbarass this blog further.
At the very least, Justice Thomas exercised very poor judgment in repeatedly accepting very valuable gifts from powerful people likely to (and in some cases who actually did) come before his court.
Frankly, this kind of blatant butt-kissing hagiography can’t do anything more than further tarnish Justice Thomas’ name. The fact that Justice Thomas doesn’t merely have powerful benefactors, but also noxious and noisome sycophants with obsequious brown noses, can only tend to increase rather than decrease suspicion that he is corrupt.
There’s an old saying, “with friends like these, who needs enemies?” Mr. Calabresi’s post illustrates the wisdom of this saying.
If I were Justice Thomas, I’d really, really wish Calabresi hadn’t laid the manure on so thick, or so obvious.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law
Poe's law is an adage of internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.
I was actually hoping for a well-reasoned presentation of Justice Thomas' jurisprudence and why the claims of corruption aimed at him aren't true. A scholarly argument from the other side of where I find myself on this question. It's the main reason I enjoy this blog.
This certainly wasn't that. I hope it isn't an indication of the direction this blog will take in the future.
This is what the Volokh Conspiracy has become.
Polemics.
Racism.
Disaffected boorishness.
Gay-bashing and a bizarre trans fetish.
Shoddy scholarship.
White nationalist xenophobia.
Faux libertarian hypocrisy.
Misogyny (at a white, male blog -- go figure!)
A one-way ticket off the UCLA campus.
More bigotry.
Weird that this column would be published at the beginning of Christmas weekend, rather than on April Fool's Day where it belongs.
Thomas got caught red-handed on the take, to the tune of seven figures, and either couldn't muster, or couldn't be bothered to muster, anything better than a "dog ate my homework" defense.
You can be the best firefighter in the world -- putting out flames, charging into burning houses to save children, etc. -- but if you get caught siphoning gas out of the fire trucks and selling it to arsonists, you got caught siphoning gas out of the fire trucks and selling it to arsonists.
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