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If You Get an STD from Sex in Your Lover's Car, Is That Covered by the Auto Insurance Policy?
No, says Judge Fernando Gaitan's opinion today in Geico Gen. Ins. Co. v. Brauner (W.D. Mo.). The policy covered "bodily injury" "arising out of the ownership, maintenance or use" of an automobile, but the court held that this language didn't cover such a situation:
Kansas courts have held that "For an automobile insurer to be liable for an automobile accident, unless the express language of an insurance policy provides otherwise, the automobile must, in some manner, be involved in the accident, and the mere fact that an accident takes place in or near the automobile does not impose responsibility upon the insurer." Here, GEICO argues that the auto at issue in this case was not being used as a vehicle when the transmission of HPV occurred; instead, it was the mere situs of the alleged negligence, or at best was being used as a shelter (which is also an insufficient use under Kansas law to trigger coverage under Kansas auto policies).
Brauner [the insured] … argues that the HPV was contracted [by his sexual partner] as a result of a common, foreseeable, automobile use—sexual relations in a car. Defendant Brauner argues that the injury here is a result of a natural and reasonable incident or consequence of the use of the involved vehicle, and Kansas law requires no more than a minimal causal connection between the use of the vehicle and the injury. See Garrison v. State Farm Mutual Auto Ins. Co. (Kan. 1995) (finding a sufficient causal connection where the vehicle had been used to transport hunters and a gun discharged injuring a party). Brauner argues that "people have been generally known to have used vehicles as a venue for sexual relations dating back to the invention of the automobile and if GEICO wanted to exclude coverage for sex in a car, it could have done so."
Upon review of the parties' arguments, the Court finds that consensual sexual relations inside a car do not constitute a "use" of the automobile within the meaning of the subject policy. If the Court applied a mere "foreseeability" concept such as what Brauner advocates for in his reply suggestions to his summary judgment motion, all manner of injuries would become covered injuries despite having no real relationship between the use of an auto as an auto. Here, there is no real causal connection between the transmission of HPV and Brauner's vehicle; instead, the vehicle is the mere situs of the transmission of venereal disease. Accordingly, the Court finds that summary judgment must be granted in GEICO's favor.
The court also noted,
Defendant Brauner also argues that the use of a car for consensual sex is an activity that 50% or more American adults have engaged in … citing Cindy Struckman-Johnson, Kayla Nalan-Sheffield, & Samuel Gaster, Sexual Behavior in Parked Cars Reported by Midwestern College Men and Women, The Journal of Sex Research (2017). After reviewing that article, which provides the results of an anonymous survey of a mere 195 men and 511 women at a small midwestern university, the Court is dubious that such study stands for the broad proposition asserted by Defendant Brauner that 50% or more of all American adults have engaged in such behavior.
I'm not dubious at all about that.
For an earlier phase of the case, involving the defendant's attempt to litigate pseudonymously, see this post.
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Auto-eroticism.
Or automatic transmission.
At least it wasn’t self-driving.
Not quite Paradise By The Dashboard Light.
Given modern car interior design, standard sedans and coupes are not welcoming venues for sexual relations. I do, however, have fond memories of a 1968 Ford station wagon.
If you didn't have the wagon, would you have let a tightly cramped interior stop you?
In other news, the interior of a 1993 two door Geo Metro is surprisingly roomy and ergonomically correct for rendezvous in the park. Until the cops drive through. Pervs. 🙂
I'm not as limber as I used to be.
97 Chevy Lumina van for me.
1964 AMC Rambler American with fully reclining seats.
You’d be amazed at what you can do in a Mini Cooper.
WTF is the matter with Kansas?
Who ever said there is no humor in the law?
I'm gonna quick pitch the "Reverend" and just note that the Defendant in this case
is
Regional Vice President
Gemini Transportation Underwriters (a Berkley Company)
Oct 2018 - Present4 years 6 months
Overland Park, Kansas, United States
Education
Kansas State University
Bachelor of Science (B.S.)Applied Sciences and Mathematics
maybe the "Reverends" onto something
Frank
"Sexual Behavior in Parked Cars Reported by Midwestern College Men and Women, The Journal of Sex Research (2017)."
Well duh. Nine times out of ten in the Midwestern winter months one or more parties always complain about the cold outside. Fire up that automobile and lets count the # of foggy windows around campus like we would tour for xmas lights. 🙂
In the mid 80's my Squadron had a pilot with a degree in Sociology. As a joke we wrote up a Grant application and sent it to the National Science Foundation. About three months later he got a letter listing local financial institutions that were qualified to administer the $800,000 in grant money he had been awarded. He immediately contacted them and cancelled his request. I told him that we should have taken the money and done the study. The subject was "The Mating Habits of the South Florida Beach Bunny." If I knew where he was I'd send him a link to this article.
800K was alot of money in the 80's!
I would think one could have done a lot of research on that topic for $800,000.
For another $200k you could get two test subjects at the same time.
Twins??
"Here, GEICO argues that the auto at issue in this case was not being used as a vehicle when the transmission of HPV occurred..."
Lesson learned.
Right, you should be driving and having sex at the same time, if you want to collect!
I can think of at least one way that can be done even with the generally sex-unfriendly design of modern front seats. A bit one-sided, perhaps. Just make sure the passenger doesn't confuse the shift lever for the intended objective.
Perhaps, the Professor can ask his students to draft an auto insurance policy exclusion for such risks (as sought by plaintiff) and I suggest it include the many risks of paid for sex such as criminal liability, failure to perform, false advertising, benefit of the bargain, misrepresentation - age included, premature breach, etc.
Of course, were the insurance industry to propose such a policy rider, states would find many reasons to reject the idea.
The broad proposition is that 50% orlf people admit to having sex in a car.
The rest lie.
If the policy did exclude injury due to sexual activity in a car, what if (as almost happened with me some years ago) an accident is caused by the driver being distracted by his girlfriend’s blow job? And what if the blow job is nonconsensual (well, it was at first . . .)?
The initial result finding coverage was particularly flawed because there was clearly collusion between the plaintiff and defendant, and cut geico out of early proceedings.
Anything to avoid addressing DeSantis' censorship and flouting of academic freedom in Florida, or the ass-kicking Fox News is taking at the hands of Dominion Systems . . . lesbians, Muslims, drag queens, transgendered bathrooms, car sex, anti-vaccination kooks, persecuted white males . . . what's next?
What's next? That's obvious:
#KissingDeSantAss
By a standard that covers harm resulting from sex in the car, the policy should also cover injuries to someone attempting to steal the catalytic converter.
On the serious side, nobody has noted that HPV is a vaccine-preventable disease. And teenagers as a matter of routine medical care should get that vaccine, since it may keep them from developing one of a couple of potentially fatal cancers in later life. (That is no laughing matter, as a dear friend of mine can tell you from very painful experience.)
Yeah, but try explaining to Kleetus/Jamal/Juan why 12 year old Ashli/Su'fle'/Esperanza needs a vaccine for an STD. And then try to promise they won't get the Autism from the Thimerosol (They won't, because 1: Autism is a made up "disease" like Fibromyalgia and Homosexuality (used to be a "Disease", now it isn't) and 2: HPV Vaccine doesn't have any Thimerosol in it.
And while you can get a sore arm from any vaccine (sign of a good Immune system) the HPV is right up there with Tetanus/Plague/Typhoid, gave it to both daughters (the vaccine, not the HPV) couldn't play tennis for a week after, but some 15 years later, no HPV (haven't checked, but they'd tell me)
Frank
That quack in Texas did more to set back public health by pushing that Thimerosol stupidity than anyone in the past 50 years.
I wonder what this would have looked like absent summary judgement. How to prove that the encounter in question took place in the car and not elsewhere? Contributory negligence for not getting vaccinated, or was the strain of HPV not one that is targeted by the vaccine?