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Monday Bear Blogging: Find Your Way Home Edition
Mondays are good days for bear stories, even if we have not posted any in a while.
There is an old VC tradition of occasional Monday blog posts about bears, such as this item from 2015.
Over the weekend, I found an item that seemed appropriate for an ursine entry. Bear 609 was apparently causing trouble at a campsite and was relocated some 1,000 miles away. What happened next is the fun part.
From Backpacker:
On Wednesday, a local broadcast news channel in Knoxville reported the story of a determined black bear that had traveled across four states to return to its favorite feeding grounds, at a campsite in Great Smoky Mountains National Park. The initial episode happened in June, when officials received complaints that a female black bear was grabbing food off picnic tables, sniffing trash cans, and even stealing backpacks. Wildlife crews trapped the animal and relocated her 1,000 miles to an area of South Cherokee National Forest in Georgia. Scientists labeled the animal Bear 609 and attached a geolocating device to it.
According to the report, wildlife biologists tracked Bear 609 as she proceeded to walk across Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina and then into Tennessee—eventually returning to the campsite where it had been trapped. . . .
There's one more odd wrinkle to the story of Bear 609: After returning to Great Smoky Mountains National Park, the bear ventured onward to Anderson, South Carolina. While walking through the small town, the bear came into contact with family members of one of the wildlife officials at the national park where its journey began. Lisa McInnis, chief of resource management and science at Great Smoky Mountains National Park, said her relatives sent her a photo they snapped of the bear walking across their driveway. She recognized the animal.
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They didn't keep their bear out of arm's way?
So even the animals are boycotting Georgia?
Been to Atlanta lately?? Plenty of Animals.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-63603489
Sounds like Disney could make that a live action movie.
A Georgia bear story with no cocaine or mangled corpses?
Mildly surprising.
Or buggered Linebackers??, Nope sorry,
thats your "Bailey-wick" Jerry
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jerry-sandusky-trial-victim-9-testifies-he-was-raped-recalls-screaming-in-coachs-basement/
So smarter than the average bear, then.
Yes, "grabbing food off picnic tables" is a trait of smarter than average bears.
Obligatory link to Pablo Escobear movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI
also worth a chuckle is the obligatory Fozzie the Cocaine Bear:
https://twitter.com/HauntinglyHere/status/1602769437459087361
Bear naked lady.
Has it been a week?
The Smokies and the South Cherokee National Forest border each other. Where did this 1,000 mile number come from?
I assume the "1,000 miles" is the total distance the bear traveled in its wanderings. But that, of course, just means it took a roundabout path with plenty of exploration on the way, that we know about simply because it had a tracker. There is literally nowhere in Georgia a whole 1,000 miles from any campsite in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park.
Wolves, apparently single-minded, navigate better than bears, and get home quicker. Bears, afflicted with now-and-again curiosities, poke around.
Bear was right to avoid the NE We've got attack cats:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5067912.stm
Beware of bears bearing geek RFIDs.
I can tell some Moose stories...
Too bad this guy does
https://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/antonio-brown-eleanor-bowles-buckhead-murder-liquor-store
Seriously, this is like slapping a Japanese Mongoloid (I'm sorry, "Down's Syndrome", do Mongolians get Down's Syndrome? how would they know?)
OK, I guess not everyone had the benefit of an East German Mom where everyone played Chess in die Grundschule, not for competition, but because it teaches you to think logically, like Mr. Spock (who also played Chess, the 3-D variety) and to be on the lookout for obvious Counterpunches,
Frank " You toucha da piece you move-a da piece"
But it’s for SCIENCE, so it’s all good!
It's nice to have that microchip when Fluffy gets lost
Well, in this case... Once a bear gets a taste for human food, they're a serious danger to campers. But, yeah, hard to argue with that.
Internet Tough-Chess Guy?(umm, yeah, testicles don't lie, I'm thinking "Guy")
Not a great Chess Player, but play regularly on ICC (I'd tell you..) love how you can play Peoples all over the world and Trash Talk, and there's the Universal "Mouse Slipped" Excuse for stupid moves (never make that one myself, my Mouse-ies always work fine) Nothing better than beating some prick from Ear-Ron and letting him know a Jew just Ass-raped his Queen.
Frank "P-K4, it was good enough for Bobby Fischer, it's good enough for me"
Camping's stew-pid, that's how we supposedly "Evolved" so we didn't have to "Camp" same with swimming in the Ocean, walking through the Woods/Dessert,
That's Mr. Shark/Copperhead/Rattlesnake's home, and what would you do if a Rattlesnake just came slithering through your home?? Probably wouldn't be nice, even if you are a pussy liberal woke Millennial.
Always loved that painting "Man Proposes, God Disposes" with the Polar Bears enjoying a Mid-Winters "La Pause Déjeuner"
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/6c/b5/5a/6cb55a01e315a16c02b472c68760de32.jpg
“P-K4, it was good enough for Bobby Fischer, it’s good enough for me”
Fischer would have lost to AlphaZero.
1 c4.
Don't you get it? The point of camping is to periodically remind you how awful things could be, so you properly appreciate your warm home and cozy bed.
I find it works fabulously!
K-KB3,
don't even know who Alpha Zero is, does he have beef with "Deep Blue"? Who beat my second favorite player Garry Kasparov (love the Jewish Grandmasters, "Master Race" my ass, just name a decent Kraut player,) my other idol was Tal, unfortunately, as I lacked his talent, his attacking style mostly left me (redacted)
Frank
Good Point, remember Boy Scout Summer Camp, 1973, some godforsaken place in Northern North Dakota (Southern North Dakota is worse) got my Rifle/Shotgun Shooting, Canoeing, Archery, Swimming, Forestry (what??) Merit badges,
and also Leaches, that wouldn't come off until my mom the RN saw them, ticks, (Lyme disease? what Lyme disease? Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever? I didn't get any Spots (only the Fever)
"I’m sorry"
Yes, yes you are, Mengele.