"It Is an Immutable and Universal Rule That Judges Are Not as Funny as They Think They Are"

Words of wisdom from the Utah Supreme Court.

Thanks to commenter James Pollock for highlighting this, and adding: "To be fair to our robed brethren, NOBODY is as funny as they think they are"—though, as the Utah Supreme Court opinion suggests, judges are likelier than the rest of us to draw laughter even for their less funny jokes.