Foy v. The Super-Rich Members of the Illuminati: Guess who wins

Yes, that's the actual title of a case in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 3rd Circuit, in which an opinion was handed down Monday. And give the Illuminati their due—even super-rich as they are, they don't deserve to be dragged into New Jersey.

Thanks to Howard Bashman (How Appealing) for the pointer.