Remy has friends in low (tax) places.
Parody of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas, written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
LYRICS:
Just when I thought he loved our singleMile of high-speed railOur water supply for fires that isBasically a pail
Doesn't he love our various high taxes?On income, property, car, and gases?
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's two-stepping 'round the roomAnd judging by the tax assessment on his placeHe's probably leaving soon
It doesn't take a crystal ball to seeThere's needles on the sidewalk of this streetSmoking crack all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell
Netanyahu should be arrestedThat's what I declare!What meeting's this guy leading?He's in charge of pothole repair
He always loved not getting robbed in the morningWe should've taken that as a warning
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the wayHe's high-fiving every dudeAnd judging by this meeting of the PTAThe U-Haul's coming soon
It doesn't take ten Flock cameras to seeWe let folks use the bathroom on the street
Taking craps all by myselfHe's choosin' Texas, I can tell
Oh no!
There's a new meals tax as well?He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
