Great Moments in Unintended Consequences: Dollar Coins, Fertilizer Ban, and the Hawaiian Mongoose (Vol. 14)
Good intentions, bad results.
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Part One: Pros and Coins
The Year: 2008
The Problem: People aren't switching to dollar coins, even though they're heavier!
The Solution: Allow the general public to purchase the coins at face value, directly from the U.S. Mint, and cover the cost of shipping.
Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?
Turns out, people like free stuff! And some credit cards offer rewards. Consumers realized they could charge thousands of dollars worth of coins and then immediately pay off the balance with those very same coins, earning loads of free airline miles. Eventually, the Mint caught on, changed their rules and blocked suspicious buyers from further purchases, but not before many had jacked up their reward points banking free trips around the world. One frequent flier even is said to have bought $800,000 in coins helping him earn lifetime platinum-elite status on American Airlines.
Now that's a coin trick.
Part Two: Crop Drop
The Year: 2021
The Problem: Sri Lanka's farms aren't organic.
The Solution: An immediate nationwide ban on synthetic fertilizer and pesticides—which coincidently saves Sri Lanka $400 million in annual subsidy costs while they wrestle with a deep fiscal crisis.
Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?
Turns out synthetic fertilizers and pesticides actually work! Six months after the presidential decree, Sri Lanka's biggest export, tea, was down 18%. Rice production plunged 20%, forcing the once proudly self-sufficient country to import rice at a cost of $450 million. Due to public backlash, the government was forced to reverse their ban and pay out hundreds of millions to compensate farmers—deepening the country's economic crisis, and fanning protests that led to the president's resignation and temporary exile.
Rice knowing ya!
Part Three: Wild Mongoose Chase
The Year: 1883
The Problem: Rats in Hawaii are damaging valuable sugar crops.
The Solution: Control the rodents by introducing a new predatory species: the Small Indian Mongoose.
Sounds like…let's be honest we all know where this is going.
It turns out rats are generally nocturnal while the Small Indian Mongoose is active during the day. So the two species rarely met! Luckily for the mongooses, Hawaii is full of appetizing native wildlife including sea turtle eggs and numerous species of endangered birds. With no natural predators, the Mongoose thrived! A hundred years later, they remain a massive problem on many of the islands.
Great moments in unintended consequences: good intentions, bad results.
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*CORRECTION: We accidentally used an image of an Indian rupee instead of the Sri Lankan rupee.
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Our betters improve bicycle access by painting stripes, icons, and text on the pavement. Because they don’t ride bikes, they are unaware that cyclists don’t like riding over even the small bumps caused by the paint. (And some of the paint causes the asphalt to deteriorate.) So of course we ride out in the auto lanes instead, or on roads that haven't been improved for cyclists.
Just to make sure the street is completely unusable for bikes, they often put bollards or curbs in the right-of-way, reducing the space for a cyclist to maneuver and creating a risk of serious injury in a fall. Oh, and by the way, reducing or eliminating access to street sweeper machines, because after all, sand, gravel, and broken glass shouldn’t deter the determined (!) cyclist.
Not yet an unintended consequence, but the headline says the Biden administration is planning to cap overdraft fees at $3. Which of course means that there will be no more overdrafts, just bounced checks. The joy of signaling virtue!
Have to reward cities for those bike lines. So my local suburban city started installing them all over. Just not in logical areas, only those areas where it was cheap to remove a lane. Would get too many complaints removing lanes from resididential arteries, so they put them in all the light industrial areas. Which sucks for the traffic in those areas, sucks for the trucks trying to maneuver, but doesmeans the city can brag about how many miles of bike lanes they added. Meanwhile no bikes are using them because they are not bike areas.
And gosh how they can brag! All the neighboring suburbs and cities doing exactly the same thing.
This is why my preferred vastly outmoded form of transit in the big city is the horse. I'm sure nobody minds the delay I cause them as I clop along on my steed, because I'm saving the environment.
Just wait for the Davos crowd to whine that you're expelling too much methane.
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You forgot the storm grates which are oriented long way in the direction of travel, almost guaranteeing flats or abrupt stops.
While mobs of mongooses are absurd, the rats were at least a problem in need of a solution.
Squirrels, OTOH, which now require population control in many areas, are actually just a completely unnatural social experiment. In the late 1800s apparently city kids weren’t moral or getting enough exposure to nature (Phbbbt! Touch some grass Civil War Boomers!), so we introduced squirrels into city parks with the idea that children, when interacting with them, would learn to care for nature. Instead, the squirrels have become numerous and co-dependent on human trash and handouts, and even “aggressive”, to a degree not seen in nature.
The rats came over on the ships that colonized Hawai’i. Otherwise there would not have been a rat problem in the first place. And, of course, sugar cane plantations were imported too.
The rat and sugar cane problems predate the colonization of Hawai'i by millennia.
The problem of unnatural cities or children underexposed to the morality of squirrels was never real to begin with.
The proper solution is the introduction of the Indian Cobra to all of the islands of Hawai'i.
My city has painted the right turn lanes all green -- for bikes. Like ALL green.
Fine in the dry, but paint gets very slippery in the wet. Anyone on a bike or a motorcycle has to beware.
I'm not against room for bikes. Here they make sense for locals wanting to get into town or down to the beach. But they've done some really stupid things where NOT necessary for safe biking, like cutting out car lanes back in the hills where nobody wants to ride a bike, and the aforementioned massive painted areas.
In Austin they tear up sidewalks and leave deep rectangular holes. These fill with water, ruin bike tires and injure cyclists for months before the blistery gimp tiles for blind pedestrians finally arrive... the wrong size for the hole trap!
“People are not adept at spotting the limits of their knowledge and expertise” (Dunning et al., 2003)
https://pressbooks.pub/illuminated/chapter/illusion-of-competence/
Everyone is a conservative in their own field
*after they release cobras in Hawaii*
“We’ve lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat!”
Today mongooses (mongeese?) are essentially organic speed bumps for Hawaiian streets.
I think Hawaii would be an excellent habitat for the Indian Cobra.
I think Hawaii would be perfect for opra, as long as the people are burned out
go Chirpy Boy! go Bart, Jr.!
Why not a selection of wild cats.
The gorillas will freeze to death in the winter.
(Except, Hawaii...)
Really, they should've just gone with a nocturnal species in the first place.
I'm surprised - in a good way - that they didn't adopt the fictional classic by offering a bounty for dead rats.
Brilliant, entertaining, FUNNY!
Eventually, the Mint caught on, changed their rules and blocked suspicious buyers from further purchases,
"Caught on" to what? "Suspicious" of what? They wanted to get the coins in circulation, they were willing to pay for the cost, and people helped them do it. Putting 800000 $1 coins into circulation seems like enough of a hassle to make it worth some compensation.
Suggestion for a great moment:
Let's save the man eating tigers. . .
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13015795/Tigers-rampage-Russia-killing-humans-eating-dogs.html
This is a news clip from tonight’s evening news in New Mexico (sounds like an idea, what could possibly go wrong? How long will we have to wait to find out?): https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E3XpJLvKd0g&pp=ygUaS3JxZSBuZXdzIGR1bXBpbmcgY2xlYW4gdXA%3D