Crime Squad 4: Weather, Tires, Furniture, & Qualified Immunity

Enforcing all the laws, all the time.

Austin Bragg and Meredith Bragg | 12.23.2022 9:50 AM

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The crimes are real, the cops are puppets, and the criminals are everywhere.

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Written and produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.

Sources: weather; tire pressure gauge; furniture; and qualified immunity
via https://twitter.com/CrimeADay

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sarcasmic 2 years ago

I was assured by the wise commentariat that QI reform isn't worth it because it won't solve everything, but more importantly it must be opposed because some Democrat said it was a good idea. That makes it leftist, and anyone who supports the idea a leftist.

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Fist of Etiquette 2 years ago

That poor cop.

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Agammamon 2 years ago

The shit you just make up Sarcasmic. Take your medication.

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1. sarcasmic 2 years ago
  
  Perhaps all that erotic asphyxiation has destroyed your memory because I distinctly remember the commentariat soundly mocking Reason for supporting QI reform by accusing supporters of claiming it would fix every problem, and then slaying the strawman with a flourish. The major reason for opposing QI reform was that Democrats support the idea which made the idea and anyone who supports it (especially Reason) leftist.
  
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Unicorn Abattoir 2 years ago

What if a cop takes furniture from the US Mint, and blames it on the National Weather Service?

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1. sarcasmic 2 years ago
  
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H. Farnham 2 years ago

Ha, love these skits. The end reminded me of this South Park gem, https://youtu.be/raW5PJav-24
... "twice".

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Nardz 2 years ago

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IceTrey 2 years ago

QI means you can't sue a cop for money but if they do something illegal they can still be criminally char....oh hell they don't do that either!

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Libertariantranslator 2 years ago

Brilliant, entertaining and educational. Nixon-era brainwashing went from Sesame Street to Mod Squad to Police Woman, Police State and Police Everything. Kids exposed to that torture keep reelecting The Looter Kleptocracy over and over. But Crime Squad is reversing that trend, I can tell! It's the New Libertusalem...

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Utkonos 2 years ago

Catchy tune. But what’s that word the cop keeps repeating over and over? The audio for a little fudged there.

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emkcams 2 years ago

Great skits. It would be illuminating if Reason posted the problems being addressed when the given laws were put on the books.

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Reason, PLEASE fix your mute feature.

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Brings us an "Edit" button, takes the "Mute" button. As Thomas Sowell rightly observed, "Life is trade-offs."

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