Debates 2020

Remy: Trump-Biden Debate Rap

Remy's call for civility is interrupted. A lot.

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Remy is grossed out by what counts as discourse these days. He also brought taffy.

Written and performed by Remy; mastering by Ben Karlstrom; video produced by Meredith and Austin Bragg.

LYRICS

[Trump]"I brought back football."
Nice, I brought back taffy
This is a joke debate
Why is nobody laughing?

Wait, this is the real thing?
This is absurd
What are we even watching?
I can't get in a word

I don't criticize supporters!
However zany
So stand down and stand by
Ayatollah Khameni

[BIDEN] "Will you shut up, man"
Oh, so that's how it's presented?
Well back up out my way
Y'all about to get out-presidented!

The rule of law is important
On that we agree
That's why, if I lose
I will never concede!

Fake news is a problem
It's breaking the nation
It's—wait a minute
I gotta retweet this misinformation…

Think he's strong on the military?
Please, don't bother
He's going through generals like
The Harlem Globetrotters

They're dropping like flies
I'm your ideal pick
He's lost more mad dogs
Than Michael Vick

A return to normalcy
Wouldn't that be endearing?
A time of civility
like the Kavanaugh hearings

Who'd even WANT this job?
You'd have to be a fool
Ain't had a job THIS bad since I cleaned
Jerry Falwell's pool

He's better on Covid?
I'd have to make an objection
I've seen essential oils with better
Virus protection

Shoot, I'm gonna get emails…
Not the best placement
Mr. Biden?
Can I hide in your basement?

Undecided voters
I offer this take
You both have a very important
Decision to make.

This can't be the new normal.

NEXT: Libertarian Party Candidate Jo Jorgensen: Don't Waste Your Vote on Trump or Biden

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  1. I’m not saying the public as a whole deserves Trump, but the establishment sure deserves him good and hard.

    1. Hundreds of thousands of people are dead, and the only establishment one I can think of is arguably Herman Cain.

      But really who could possibly have predicted that the chaos candidate would hurt the regular people first? Who could have predicted anything? It’s chaos. It’s the least likely strategy to work imaginable.

      1. So you look to politicians to protect you from a virus. I mean they are so sensible and make restrictions that make so much sense and f we’d all just shut up and follow them we all wouldn’t die. If we just had Joe he would do national restrictions and lock downs that would save so many lives.

        Tony you are as dumb as fuck. And why are you on a libertarian site?

        1. I quit working at shoprite and now I make $65-85 per/h. How? I’m working online! My work didn’t exactly make me happy so I decided to take a chance on something new…KGf after 4 years it was so hard to quit my day job but now I couldn’t be happier.

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        2. By all appearances this is a Trump worshiping site, and Trump is a politician. He’s the worst politician in American history, so maybe in some twisted way worshiping him amounts to a libertarian position.

          You go crying to the government every time you want something from it same as everyone else. You’re not special. You’re just dumb.

          1. Trump the worst politician in history? Worse than that guy who locked up 60,000 Japanese? Worse than that guy who segregated the civil service? Worse than that guy who ordered the drone-killing of 2 Americans?

            Just what has Trump done that is so bad? Talk mean? Exaggerate like crazy? Repeat stuff he heard on TV? Bring peace to the Middle East? Reduce the black unemployment rate to its lowest ever? Lower corporate tax rates so US businesses could be competitive? Pass the First Step act to reduce incarceration of minorities?

            I guess you’re right – that’s some evil shit!

      2. It’s the least likely strategy to work imaginable.

        Only for the stupid. Otherwise, you can readily imagine strategies specifically designed to achive the opposite of your aims that are not just likely to fail but succeed in a counterproductive fashion.

  2. So how were the ratings for this “debate”? That’s really all that matters – were you not entertained?

    1. 73 mil. Lower than 4 years ago and also lower than 1980.

      Also 4 years ago was a dry hump, 1980 was a wet dream. At least this time you got a reach around.

      Were you entertained?

      1. I suppose you could say I was entertained by the debates, I learned many new things about the candidates positions on the important issues of the day. It’s a good thing they space these debates out, I have a lot of new information to process as I ponder which candidate I should cast my entirely meaningless vote for.

        1. Voting for people is dumb. Voting for a platform is not so bad. I’ve been voting LP since 1980 and enjoy it.

  3. Meh. Remy’s done better.

    1. Has he been more timely?

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    1. there are less fewer than 5,000 Hyacinth Macaws in the world

      You can have less money, but that would be fewer dollars. Money is indefinite, dollars are integral (counted individually).

      Less sand, fewer grains of sand.

      This is my pet peeve.

  5. Remy is awesome once again!

    Could Remy PLEASE set the following to music? Maybe THAT would finally win Leona over to The Donald!

    Mash Letter from The Donald to Leona Helmsley

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Won’t you come here,
    And join My Crew?
    Won’t you please join My Quest?
    The honest taxpayers, to molest?
    I like to collect babes, as if they were Cocker Spaniels,
    You’d look quite nice, right next to Stormy Daniels!
    You’d be quite sexy, in My YUUGE harem,
    With my BIGLY contributors, I like to share ‘em!
    “Taxes are for the little people”
    For a campaign slogan, it sounds GREAT!
    Won’t you help Me fool the greedy sheeple?
    To their suffering, you and I, we could masturbate!
    Brad Parscale, My old campaign pal,
    Wants to kill himself, what killer style!
    Won’t you stay with Me a while,
    And be My campaign gal?

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  6. Not your best work Remy.

    And with so much source material….

    We could have waited a day or two.

  7. I’m guessing this is what Hamilton is like except this being x1000 times more listenable.

    1. Prolly didn’t need both the ‘x’ and the ‘times’.

      Something something edit button.

      1. From Wikipedia:

        “Notwithstanding Guthrie’s later claim that “the best thing that I did in 1936 was to sign up with the Communist Party”, he was never a member of the party. He was noted as a fellow traveler—an outsider who agreed with the platform of the party while avoiding party discipline. Guthrie wrote a column for the communist newspaper, People’s World. The column, titled “Woody Sez”, appeared a total of 174 times from May 1939 to January 1940. “Woody Sez” was not explicitly political, but was about current events as observed by Guthrie. He wrote the columns in an exaggerated hillbilly dialect and usually included a small comic. These columns were published posthumously as a collection after Guthrie’s death. Steve Earle said of Guthrie, “I don’t think of Woody Guthrie as a political writer. He was a writer who lived in very political times.””

    1. Are there any references from BEFORE Donald ran for President? They would be more believable.

      And from the article:
      the FHA’s guidelines for avoiding “inharmonious uses of housing” – or as Trump biographer Gwenda Blair puts it, “a code phrase for selling homes in white areas to blacks.” As Blair points out, such “restrictive covenants” were common among FHA projects – a betrayal, if ever there was one, of the New Deal vision that had given birth to the agency.

      The FHA during the FDR administration introduced racial bias into its rules. It is NOT a betrayal, it was the intention.
      Read “The Color of Law” by Richard Rothstein to learn about our government’s immoral history of enforcing racial segregation in housing, largely in the Wilson and FDR administrations.

      Now, crawl back under that rock.

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