Town Wants to Ban Cameras After Cop's Obama Rant Goes Viral
Nanny of the Month, Sept. 2014
Nanny of the Month turns five years old this month, and after all these years busybodies still delight in making it it their business to mind your business. Back in September 2009, control freaks put everything from shark tours to apple pie on their hit list. How about this month?
Careful where you toss those table scraps, because Seattle has given garbage collectors the power to fine residents who aren't all in on composting.
A Minnesota pol is going Four Loko over the latest alcohol innovation. The manufacturer of Palcohol says its powdered alcohol will will be a hit with everyone from airlines to backpackers (astronauts?). But if state Rep. Joe Atkins (D) has his way, Gopher State backpackers will be banned from pairing their campfire fried eggs with a freeze-dried Bloody Mary. (The feds now say they approved Palcohol by mistake.)
But on this very special episode, Nanny of the Month zeros in the Garden State.
Remember Richard Recine, the (now former) Helmetta, New Jersey, special officer caught on video declaring that he does not have to abide by the Constitution since "Obama decimated the friggin' Constitution"?
Helmetta officials were plenty embarrassed when the video went viral, and yet they chose to honor the spirit of Recine's rant by pushing for a ban on photography and video in public buildings.
Under the proposed ordinance, citizens would need a permit to capture such moments of candor in the future, although public meetings would be exempt from the requirement.
The ACLU says the ordinance may be unconstitutional. However, violators would still face up to $2,000 in fines and up to 90 days in jail. But it's OK, because officials are cracking down on photography for the sake of the children.
About two minutes.
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Makes perfect sense the kinds of shitheels that run elected office. To them the problem isn't that this cop went on an idiotic mask-slipping rant, it's that the the prole he was addressing was allowed to video the whole thing.
Uh, hold up there, Chief. We "solved" the problem.
'Nanny' is just too weak of term to define miniature tyrants who are only alive to control and define society. There has to be a term far more more explicit and offensive to label a Joe Atkins or a Helmetta, New Jersey city official.
If nanny is too tepid, might I suggest Mary Poppins?
Mary Poppins is appropriate but still too flimsy.
Maria von Trapp?
Nanny McPhee.
May I suggest Swine?
I believe that I can make a persuasive case;
They are typically undiscriminating and swallow a lot of garbage.
They try to make you believe that they like you, but will eat you if given a chance.
They are most certainly not Kosher.
Nanny McSwine!!!
Hey, Mary Poppins was *nice!*
A benevolent tyrant, to be sure.
Asshat control freak shitweasels?
Apt but too Reddity perhaps.
Back in the Urkobold days, we used to call the nanny fans bibertarians (bib as in baby's bib, of course).
Got too close to Biebertarians?
Just stopped talking about it, I guess, though that's a distressing connection. I actually liked the term, thinking it really showed what the nannies want--the infantilization of America.
Sometimes you just wanna hold a baby!
Why?
There isn't really a good, more forceful synonym, is there? We need to invent one.
Perhaps the thing to do is name it after a nanny. Who is the biggest nanny in the country?
Bloomberg? SOmeone WORSE then a nanny is a Bloomberger?
I just call 'em petty tyrants.
Maybe something like petticunts?
Petty + Petticoat + cunts.
I heard on the way to work this morning that St. Petersburg is having the red-light cameras there removed. Not sure whether that's for good reasons or just because they don't like the current vendor for some reason.
The ACLU says the ordinance may be unconstitutional
Dammit, Ted, if the *President* doesn't follow the Constitution neither does Helmetta, NJ!
OT: FREE AT LAST! FREE AT LAST!
FCC drops NFL blackout rules.
I've been around more than five years. Why don't I get a shout out?
I say let's shout Fist out!
Who's with me?!
Want a tough stain out? Shout it out!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOUT IT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
Fists of Fury!
Oi! Oi! Oi!
AHHHHHH!
*bellows at Fist*
....
Its not working, he is still here!
Only five? Welcome to Hit & Run.
Helmetta, NJ has the most New Jersey-appropriate welcome sign of all time.
Beautiful.
Heh, heh.
Though I would have thought something more like, "Welcome to Helmetta, ya got a problem with that?"
So having underage volunteers photographed is embarrassing to them because...volunteer work is so humiliating?
I bet it is in New Jersey.
This is what happens when you put women and fags in charge.