Road Pirates with Badges Plunder Motorists to Fund Police: Don't cops have better things to do?!
It may look like extortion, but cops in Mountain, View Colorado call it policing. The small Colorado town funds police salaries by writing a ridiculous amount of traffic tickets.
Got an air freshener or graduation tassels hanging from your rearview mirror? That'll get you an "obstructed view" citation. The Mountain View Police Department (MVPD) dished out 885 of those last year, which is more than Denver police issued in a city about 1000 times as populous as Mountain View.
The best way to avoid getting ticketed is to be an MVPD officer. Jeremy Jojola of NBC affiliate WTK confronted one of Mountain View's finest after he discovered a pair of Denver Bronco fuzzy dice dangling from the rearview mirror of the officer's car.
"The entire reason mountain view exists is to harass and extort money from motorists to line the pockets of the town of Mountain View," says attorney David Lane who once filed a class action lawsuit against Mountain View.
"We alleged that Mountain View as a municipality was a racketeering organization," Lane says.
The Rocky Mountain road pirates have become so brazen that a consulting group made up of former police chiefs recommended that the MVPD be disbanded.
So is Mayor Jeff Kiddie concerned about the integrity of his police department?
"Nope," says Kiddie while clad in his American flag shirt.
2 minutes, 18 seconds.
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I am going to hazard a guess that all of those tickets were to non-residents.
The Road Warrior was on Sundance this weekend, and it struck me how similar Lord Humongous sounded to that sheriff who is willing to continue to mutilate infants in the name of his holy crusade.
"Children of the Wasteland.....you disappoint me....."
FLASHBANG!!!!
How dare you! The Lord humongous had integrity!
Also, as if I needed any more proof that it's about cash, not "safety" or "rule of law" or whatever:
All I cared about with my most-recent speeding ticket - as with all of them - is the points. The fine...yeah, I did it, ya caught me. I truly won't bitch about that. $155 bucks for almost double the limit (I was doing almost 80 in a 45 - he ticketed me for 60) - ya caught The Tater. I pay up - CODB.
But - 3 fucking points for 60 in a 45? Really? Fuck that. So, I asked for no points.
They send me a FORM letter - "For people like you! Pay [up to] $100 for this course [which you can take online], and we'll not assess you points and not inform your insurance company about your evil deed transgression citation."
So....for $100 MOAR, it literally allllllll goes away. No harm, no foul.
I appreciate that they just put it out there and flat tell me that the money is all they care about.
Fuck the state, fuck the feds, fuck the bureaucracy, and fuck tha poe lease.
So if you bribe them, you are good to go.
JUSTICE!
Exactly!
"I am shocked - SHOCKED....etc"
"Your winnings, sir...."
I do appreciate living in a state where all ticket revenue goes to the state's general fund. Not a dime goes to the municipality that issues the ticket. One less perverse incentive.
It should go to fund the public defender's office.
"Nope."
Dope.
Douche.
Native criminal class.
Didn't SCOTUS address this form of police funding in a decision about a half-century ago?
See? You had to have a video about traffic fines.
Now I'm pissed. Thanks, Reason.