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TwitterDolphfyn / Dreamstime.comHumberside, England, police grilled Harry Miller for 34 minutes after he "liked" a limerick posted to Twitter they believed mocked transgender people. Miller does not live or work in Humberside but says cops told him someone had filed a complaint against him. Miller says the constable he spoke to said it would be recorded as a hate incident and warned him he could lose his job. "We take all reports of hate incident seriously and will always investigate and take proportionate action," said a spokesman for the police department.

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  • Eddy||

    There once was an island called "free"
    But today, smart observers agree,
    It's a fascist cesspool
    That's governed by fools
    And they've lost their civil liberty

  • Quo Usque Tandem||

    That';; get you a fiver gov'ner

  • loveconstitution1789||


  • Conchfritters||

    *polite golf clap*

  • MatthewSlyfield||

    Round of applause. (claps while moving hands in a circle)

  • AlmightyJB||


  • Fist of Etiquette||

    The Limeys really want this? And I thought the United States employed more police than the job required.

  • Mickey Rat||

    They are really getting into enforcing indoctrination.

  • croaker||

    This is a higher enforcement priority than policing "Asian" grooming gangs.

    After all, the gangs could start setting off bombs in their station houses.

  • Inigo Montoya||

    When in Humberside or Newcastle-on-Twee
    Beware of all you like, hate, or might be
    If you like the wrong trans person tweet
    Or don't think o' trans when beating your meat
    Some coppas might quickly descend
    Not caring you hadn't meant to offend
    And you'll find yourself in the hot seat

  • Adans smith||

    If you cut your dick off you deserve to me mocked. Am I right guys?

  • SQRLSY One||

    I am offended!!!!

    The limerick that was reported to the police
    The limerick which was liked by Mr Miller and which was subsequently reported to Humberside Police, said:

    "You're a man.

    "You're breasts are made of silicone

    "Your vagina goes nowhere

    "And we can tell the difference

    "Even when you are not there

    "Your hormones are synthetic

    "And lets just cross this bridge

    "What you have you stupid man

    "Is male privilege."

  • SQRLSY One||

    If you still have a real cock, you are accused of having "male privilege", but your "male privilege", unlike your schlong, is entirely unreal!

    If you cut your schlong OFF, ***NOW*** you have REAL privilege, in that Government Almighty, at the behest of politically correct ideologues, will carve our special favors for you!

  • SQRLSY One||

    Well, at least, if you cut your cock off, you'll not be in danger any more of going off half-cocked, right?

    Also, you can avoid this...

    Man claims he heard penis 'snap' during traumatic injury

  • A Lady of Reason||

    Over social media??? Incredible it's becoming more and more like 1984 by the Left!

  • croaker||

    It will end with Kate and Charlotte forced to wear burkas on pain of acid.

  • Jerryskids||

    "We take all reports of hate incident seriously and will always investigate and take proportionate action,"

    "Proportionate action". So laughing at a joke = threatening to destroy your life. I realize the delicate snowflakes, the perpetually offended, the professional grievance-mongers, and the more-victimized-than-thou groups really do think the two are equivalent but when did we start letting whiny cry-babies start dictating the rules of society?

  • perlchpr||

    The 90's?

  • croaker||

    This is why I call them 'cry-bullies.' They use lawfare to silence anyone that triggers them.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    "cry-bullies" is a pretty fitting term for them.

  • Nardz||

    Coming soon to a progressive USSA near you!

  • Quo Usque Tandem||

    The intersectionality crowed has non cis trans wet dreams over this; and come it will unless enough of us push against it.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    "Hickory dickory dock.
    The mouse ran up the trannies cock.
    The cock struck none,
    And down he run.
    Hickory dickory dock."

  • loveconstitution1789||

    There was a young girl of Cape Cod
    Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
    But 'twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie –
    'Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!

  • loveconstitution1789||

    I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
    Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
    She thought it quite crude
    To be wooed in the nude;
    I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.

  • loveconstitution1789||

    A pansy who lived in Khartoum
    Took a lesbian up to his room,
    And they argued a lot
    About who would do what
    And how and with which and to whom.

  • Conchfritters||

    Well, hand it to the lesbians who are out in front on the trans issue. They mock trans people for thinking they are women, but somehow, yet they also want to be a third (fourth, fifth...) gender?? I'm not really sure how any of this shit works either.

  • Quo Usque Tandem||

    You have an anthology of these, don't you?

  • SQRLSY One||

    There once was a creature from Venus,
    Came equipped with a prehensile penis,
    Said the women who loved it,
    They loved when he shoved it
    "Around, beneath, and between us"!

  • loveconstitution1789||

    Sounds like someone is peanut butter and jealous :)

  • Quo Usque Tandem||

    There was a girl named Alice,
    Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
    It blew her vagina, to North Carolina,
    And bits of her tits, to Dallas.

  • loveconstitution1789||


  • Inigo Montoya||

    There once was a woman from Wheeling
    Who swore she had no sexual feeling
    But when a man named Boris
    Simply tongued her clitoris
    She flew clear up to the ceiling

  • loveconstitution1789||


  • Telcontar the Wandchipper||

    There once was a commenting section,
    Where er'y joke seemed about an erection,
    And if it wasn't about cocks,
    Or some girl's hairy box,
    It was inevitably about intersection!

    /original composition

  • AlmightyJB||

    Great stuff:). Lol

  • Diane Reynolds (Paul.)||

    This should be a major article and not a brickbat. It's the real world application of thoughtcrime in the so-called enlightened Western World.


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