Don't Cross Them

Buzz Roy walked down the street one night to get some pizza. He's been walking down that same street for years. But one end of the street is in his hometown of Derby Line, Vermont. The other is in Stanstead, Canada. As he was returning home, state police officers stopped him and told him that crossing into the United States on that street is illegal. So he did what any red-blooded American would do: He walked back into Canada and crossed over into the United States again. In fact, he did that a couple of times. He was arrested and faces a $500 fine.