D.C. Ink

Confronted with the news that nearly 25 percent of Americans under the age of 40 have some sort of tattoo, The Weekly Standard's Gary Andres jokes that maybe GOP-themed body art should be "the new litmus test for Republican presidential hopefuls as the party aims to improve its dismal performance among younger voters." Why not? Andres suggests an elephant tattoo for presidential hopefuls, but I'm wondering if reason's readers can't come up with some better ideas than that.

(Image via Roger Stone's Stonezone)