Our Trump Card

Domino's pitchman turned C-list blogger Donald Trump offers his solution to the high price of Arab oil:

Better yet, stop sending those politicians over there to negotiate. Send a true business leader–someone who is used to tough bargaining–and see how far he or she could get. A seasoned business negotiator could do some serious talking and those prices would drop like a rock–guaranteed.

You don't suppose he has anyone in mind, do you? I say we test Trump's mettle by sending him to negotiate with the Iraqi insurgents first. As a goodwill gesture, he'll be unarmed.