And the People's Choice Awards Go To…

How's this for splitting the difference between Red Staters and Blue? Both The Passion of the Christ and Fahrenheit 9/11 won top awards at the 31st annual People's Choice Awards.

The nominations were determined by editors at Entertainment Weekly, the People's Choice production team and a panel of pop-culture fans. Winners were determined by Internet voting.

And before you get all high and mighty about the utter fakeness of these awards, remember: They all are fake.

Whole thing here.