Pentagon Weather Report

Greenpeace is circulating what it says is a top secret Pentagon report that predicts that drastic climate change is only a decade away–leading to famines, wars, and other mayhem. Britain would experience Siberian temperatures and sea coasts will be flooded, and so forth. Activists hope that President Bush, spooked by "national security" concerns, will at long last urge the Senate to ratify the the long stalled Kyoto Protocol. It will be interesting to see how the White House and Pentagon flacks handle this one.

[Thanks to David Ridgely and Paul Stifflemire]