Two-Liner of the Week

Matt Welch | 11.21.2003 2:21 AM

Saudi Arabia will be hosting a conference on terrorism in February. Unfortunately, the dates conflict with the Michael Jackson Conference on Child Development in Santa Barbara and I will not be able to attend.

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