It Depends What the Definition of "Fisting" Is

A reader (no, really, I swear) points to an article in Adult Video News featuring excerpts from a highly enlightening cross examination of an obscenity investigator. Topics covered include the precise meaning of "fisting" (and why fists differ from fist-shaped dildos), which facial expressions are permissible during urination, and the metaphysics of ideal Platonic "community standards" which float above, you know, what the actual community thinks or does.