Limp-Fristed Amendment

Mr. Roper alert! Mr. Roper alert!

Hot off the Supreme Court's sodomy ruling, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-Tenn.) has seized the moment by pushing for a constitutional ban on gay marriage, Village People medleys, and Paul Lynde references from all future National History standards. Oh hell, let's just call it a fag-burning amendment already.

Ironically, only a few months back, gay groups were pretty misty-eyed about Frist, with The Advocate hailing his "inclusive" gestures.

At least the boys at National Review's The Corner will be happy.