The Green Man

By mentioning this I'll probably just reinforce the impression that Reason's staff is a bunch of dope-smoking Islamophiles, but reader Yehoodi Aydt—who also appears in my May piece "Inside the Spiritual Jacuzzi"—informs me that today is the feast day of Khizr, Islam's patron saint of cannabis. Also, apparently, of luck. Celebrate it as you see fit.