How Much Is Kristi Noem's Alleged Adultery Airplane Costing You?
If the DHS secretary is actually having a high-flying affair with Trump adviser Corey Lewandowski, the taxpayers are the ones getting screwed.
Rumors of an affair between Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Trump administration political adviser Corey Lewandowski have been flying for months.
And all that flying, it turns out, might come with a big price tag for taxpayers.
The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Noem and Lewandowski have recently been traveling together aboard a luxury Boeing 737 MAX jet that includes a private cabin in the rear. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is "leasing the plane but is in the process of acquiring it for approximately $70 million," the Journal reports, citing people familiar with the plane.
That is just one small detail amid the explosive and deeply reported piece, which details a pattern of behavior that is both self-aggrandizing and petty. In one incident, Lewandowski reportedly fired a Coast Guard pilot for leaving Noem's blanket on a plane (it is unclear whether that was the 737 MAX or a different plane), only to reinstate the pilot when a replacement could not be found. The report comes at a time when Noem is under intense scrutiny for her role in ordering the high-profile and aggressive immigration enforcement tactics in Minneapolis that led to the deaths of two American citizens at the hands of federal officers.
The salacious rumors of an affair between Noem and Lewandowski—both of whom are married to other people—surface repeatedly in the Journal's article but have been denied by the two officials.
The deeper, indisputable truth is that taxpayers are being forced to support an aircraft-buying binge at the DHS that goes beyond the alleged adultery airplane used by Noem and Lewandowski.
Last year, the department purchased a fleet of six commercial jets, ostensibly to carry out deportation flights, at a cost of $140 million. It is unclear whether Noem's plane with the private cabin is one of those or an additional plane.
The aircraft in question was apparently identified last year by The War Zone, a blog covering the national security state. The plane has a cabin configuration designed to accommodate 17 passengers and was being marketed at the time for its "extremely luxurious interior layout that includes two suites with full-size beds and a master bathroom with a shower stall, among many other amenities," according to a brochure reviewed by The War Zone.
Even if Noem and Lewandowski are not using the plane for, um, activities that go beyond their official duties, there ought to be hard questions asked about whether taxpayers are getting screwed.
Indeed, there was a time—not even a year ago—when the Trump administration was promising to cut wasteful spending and hold government officials accountable to taxpayers. If the Journal's reporting turns out to be accurate, the mess at DHS looks a lot like the complete opposite of that.
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Rumors of an affair between Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Trump administration political adviser Corey Lewandowski have been flying for months.
Is this People Magazine or National Enquirer?
Boehm wrote a whole article based on the beltway rumor mill. I really hope this get him sued by Noem.
Oh, that would be glorious. There is PLENTY of evidence of animus. I can figure out her government email at least fairly easily to forward this to her.
Teen Reason
tReason?
That could get confused with the Reason for people who have had genital mutilation.
You're not convincing me "Eric Boehm" has a functioning pair of testicles.
Not even Teen Reason.
I wasn't even allowed to buy tobacco (legal age was 18 at the time) when I first heard the name "Monica Lewinsky" and even then I understood that it wasn't about the fact that he had an affair as much as it was that she was his intern and that he lied about it. I knew that because I could remember the fact that Anita Hill followed Clarence Thomas through his career despite the fact that, supposedly, he was sexually harassing her.
Trying to slander two consenting adult politicians in a libertarian forum for extra-marital affairs in 2026 is just retarded. Might as well try and slander them for looking at internet porn at 3 a.m. while using "Federal" Wi-Fi.
I heard Lewandowski put TWO pubic hairs on her Coke though.
Worse than both.
Bohem doesn't have the credibility to write for the national enquire or the weekly world news
Oh come on, Boehm. Kristi Noem is the hero who "pushed back" against COVID lockdowns by enacting a lockdown herself. She is a hero to the freedom-loving patriotic Americans and attacking her just means that you hate freedom and hate America. Just leave ICE Barbie alone!
Haven’t you had enough the last few days? We beat the crap out of you every day, and it gets much worse for you when you flail around hyperbolically like this.
Just take the ‘L’ and go back to eating your 55 gallon drum of ice cream while you ogle the kids on the Disney channel.
He has a humiliation fetish. Formed by being the made up fat kid all his life.
Isn't this just part of the benefits package? Along with health care and pension?
DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT IF YOU HAVE ICE CREAM AT THE WHITE HOUSE TRUMP GETS TWO SCOOPS AND YOU ONLY GET ONE!?!?!!!!!??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You forgot that part where his ice cream probably cost more than your ice cream.
Better count the sprinkles.
I didn't get ANY sprinkles!
How many staffers does Noems travel with that requites a 737?
1. Hair
2. Makeup
3. Nails
4. Wardrobe
5. Wardrobe assistant 1
6. Wardrobe assistant 2
7. Secretary 1
8. Secretary 2
...
...
...
Fuck off commie scum.
"If..."
So, this entire piece was more pointless than usual.
As much pertinent facts as his tariff articles ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"salacious rumors"
"if"
"reportedly"
"alleged"
"apparently"
"people familiar with"
How can you tell an article is full of it?
The only cited fact is that they both deny the propaganda.
The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Noem and Lewandowski have recently been traveling together aboard a luxury Boeing 737 MAX jet that includes a private cabin in the rear. The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) is "leasing the plane but is in the process of acquiring it for approximately $70 million," the Journal reports, citing people familiar with the plane.
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Last year, the department purchased a fleet of six commercial jets, ostensibly to carry out deportation flights, at a cost of $140 million.
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Indeed, there was a time—not even a year ago—when the Trump administration was promising to cut wasteful spending and hold government officials accountable to taxpayers.
OK Google, ignoring the cost of the condoms that Noem and Lewandoski may or may not be using on their flights, what's the average cost of a Boeing 737?
Huh, so 6-7 jets at $140M actually sounds like a steal.
Good lord, Reason is a full-on gossip magazine now.
If, and only if, the rumors disparage Trump.