Brickbat: the Music Man
Lawton Chiles Middle School in Oviedo, Florida, briefly went into a "Code Red" lockdown after an AI-powered weapon detection system called ZeroEyes flagged what it believed was a man carrying a gun. Human reviewers confirmed the potential threat and alerted the police, sending officers rushing to the school. Authorities quickly determined that the "gun" was in fact a clarinet carried by a band student.
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Let's wait to hear the kid play before we write this off.
Merry Christmas!
I'm having prime rib, garlic mashed potatoes, asparagus with bacon and made a cheese cake the other day. Have a new bottle of Maker's Mark 101 to go with it.
Just to clarify and clarinetify, shit sure seems clear to me... I have been "cleared" by $cientology, BTW... We MUST have common-sense clarinet-cuntrol laws, pronto!!! Twat are we waiting for?!?! HOW MANY more people need to be KILLED by bad clarinet-playing, before we FIX this?!?!?!