Brickbat: Running Afoul of the Law

Police in South Carolina arrested Alexander Paul Roberts Lewis, a teaching assistant at West Florence High School, on charges of malicious injury to property and disrupting a school. Lewis is accused of spraying fart spray in the school on several days between August 25 and September 19. Students and staff experienced nausea, dizziness, headaches, and respiratory trouble, and the school spent about $55,000 on inspections and repairs.

Comments

[Adans smith]

Anyone with 4 names is guilty of something.

[Chumby]

He looks like a Democratic Party creeper that shouldn’t be anywhere near children.

[SQRLSY]

Scumby Chimp-Chump's nickname in school was "Fart Spray"!

[Vernon Depner]

Kind of like what Sullum does here.

[Fist of Etiquette]

Come on, have the guts to release one naturally. LITERALLY.