Get It All Out of the System
Plus: Strait of Hormuz possibly closing, NYC's socialist nonsense hopefully coming to a close, and more...

Don't worry, guys: Iran's gotten all the "Death to Israel"/"Death to America" out of their system.
Or so President Donald Trump contends.
Iran attacked a U.S. military base in Qatar on Monday; there were no casualties, and sources tell American outlets that both the Americans and the Qataris were notified ahead of time that the attack was coming. "Iran's Supreme National Security Council released a statement earlier claiming the number of missiles fired at Qatar was equal to the number of bombs the U.S. used in its strike on Saturday," per Axios, "signaling a desire to de-escalate." To keep up appearances, Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei threw a flag-burning pic up on X, but if that's all the retaliation they've got planned, it all seems for show.
Trump agrees, and seems to have interpreted Monday's events as a win. The attack on Al Udeid Air Base was, according to Trump, rather "weak," but the good news is "they've gotten it all out of their 'system,' and there will, hopefully, be no further HATE"—emphasis his. Trump then thanked Iran "for giving us early notice, which made it possible for no lives to be lost, and nobody to be injured."
"Perhaps Iran can now proceed to Peace and Harmony in the Region, and I will enthusiastically encourage Israel to do the same," he continued. ("Thank you for your attention to this matter!" he finished.)
— JD Vance (@JDVance) June 23, 2025
Shortly after, he started declaring that Israel and Iran agreed to a ceasefire—something both sides slowly embraced, several hours (and strikes) after his initial announcement. Per Trump's plan, which was apparently agreed to by both sides at one point, "Iran is to observe the ceasefire first, starting at 7:30am local time (04:00 GMT), with Israel following suit 12 hours later (16:00 GMT)," per Al Jazeera. But the hours-old ceasefire is not going well at all: Israel's military claims Iran fired another barrage of missiles after the ceasefire had already gone into effect, and that they must retaliate. (There's some evidence coming out that it may have been the result of countries mixing up timezones.)
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Meanwhile, Iran's nuclear program might be back sooner than we think. "We have taken the necessary measures and are currently assessing the areas that were damaged," said Mohammad Eslami, the head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran, in a statement carried by Mehr, Iran's semiofficial state-sponsored news agency. "Preparations for recovery had already been anticipated, and our plan is to prevent any interruption in production or services." (Remember, they still claim it's for civilian nuclear energy.)
Doesn't it all seem rather…ridiculous, for a war? The unilateral Trump declarations, the negging of the Persians, and the idea that Khamenei just needed to blow off some steam. Or it's possible Trump's anti-war bona fides really are there, and he's masterminded a legitimately precise strike that's set back Iran's uranium enrichment capabilities by many years, and now a ceasefire that will avoid further bloodshed. Or it's possible that Iran believes itself to be in too deep, so it's legitimately interested in coming to the negotiating table once again. Or it's possible that Iran in the coming hours and days attacks much more than just Al Udeid, that Israel continues to pummel them, that the U.S. gets more deeply embroiled, and that none of these strikes targeted to cripple their nuclear program were effective because Iran was several steps ahead and had already moved the stockpile of enriched uranium. It's just really hard to say right now.
Reason's Jack Nicastro got some incredible quotes from inside the White House Press Pool that kind of perfectly sums up the situation:
"They've been fighting so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."—President Donald Trump re: Israel violating the ceasefire in response to one middle fired from Iran @reason
— Jack Nicastro (@jack_g_nicastro) June 24, 2025
Possible next moves: It's very possible that, if tensions continue, Iran will shut down the Strait of Hormuz, which would present a massive problem for pretty much all of Asia, as well as the U.S. Navy.
The Strait of Hormuz is a critical passageway for oil and gas, especially that which is bound for Asia. But U.S. Navy ships in the Persian Gulf would also be stuck there if the Strait were closed or mined, and it would be a huge escalation.
"Many of Iran's options are the strategic equivalent of a suicide bombing," Karim Sadjadpour, an Iran expert at the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, told The New York Times. "They can do enormous damage to others if they mine the Strait of Hormuz, destroy regional oil facilities and rain a missile barrage against Israel, but they may not survive the blowback."
Scenes from New York: "If you listen to Zohran Mamdani talk about New York, you'd think he was describing a low-tax, low-spending jurisdiction that is failing to meet its citizens' basic needs due to austerity budgeting," writes Matt Yglesias at Slow Boring. "He saw a tweet about a signaling malfunction on the 7 Train, for example, and called it an example of the 'disinvestment' from mass transit that was typical of Andrew Cuomo's time as governor. But the combined top state, federal, and local tax rate in New York City is higher than in Norway and about equal to Sweden. New York State has the highest combined state and local spending per capita of anywhere in the country, and taxes and spending are higher in NYC than the state average."
I cannot express enough how much I want this man to lose. Anyway, today's Election Day if you're a NYC Democrat voting in the primary (as I am, can't you tell?). Godspeed!
QUICK HITS
- Related: A solid, critical interview of Mamdani. Apparently we're back in the Peak Wokeness era of guilt by association, in which journalists interviewing political candidates they disagree with, and pushing back on their assertions, is somehow "bending the knee."
I think it's rude to over-generalize, but my opinion of a lot of left-wing media is unfortunately well-summarized by these two facts:
1. The Chapo guys refused, repeatedly, to talk to me and Ezra after we were pitched for their show during the abundance tour.
2. Now, Will… pic.twitter.com/a687eqK10e
— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) June 23, 2025
- "New York is planning to build a nuclear power plant capable of producing enough electricity for as many as 1 million homes in an as-yet-unnamed upstate location, Gov. Kathy Hochul said on Monday," reports The New York Times. It's almost like we should've never listened to Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and shut down Indian Point some four years ago, but we'll take what we can get!
- Speaking of the Kooky Falconer, America's dietary guidelines might be getting the RFK treatment rather soon. In a lot of ways, this might actually be a huge improvement on the old version: The old guidelines stood at a whopping 149 pages; Kennedy plans to use just four, telling people primarily to "eat whole food" and "eat the food that's good for you," which is honestly quite refreshing: With obesity rates as high as they are, it's not like people are listening to government guidelines much anyway. But, at a minimum, government guidelines could be made clear and concise, and easy for the general public to understand and use. Kennedy is known for issuing broadsides against ultra-processed foods and certain food dyes and added sugars, so expect him to steer the public away from those. And, if the Make America Healthy Again movement can inspire any sort of cultural change that gets people to eat more whole fruit and fewer massive sodas, or to understand just how bad added sugar is for them, then that will be a bit of a win.
- "A sharply divided US Supreme Court let the Trump administration resume quickly deporting migrants to countries other than their own, lifting a judge's order that gave people 10 days notice and a chance to argue they would be at risk of torture," reports Bloomberg. "Over a scathing dissent from the court's three liberals, the high court granted an emergency request from the administration, which said the order from a Massachusetts federal judge usurped presidential authority and interfered with diplomatic efforts."
- Incredible scenes:
Where would we be without fact checkers? pic.twitter.com/kLFIhqyfn8
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) June 22, 2025
- Greenpeace is protesting the Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sanchez wedding in Venice. It's not clear why exactly they and many other progressive activists believe Bezos should not have a nice wedding. Something about how he doesn't pay enough taxes?
- Inside a new, massive import market: illegal Chinese vapes.
- For every movement, there is a backlash: Inside SkinnyTok and the death of "body positivity" as a social movement. ("It's not a sin to want to be thin," read SkinnyTok influencer Liv Schmidt's bio.)
- Something literally no one asked for: "Alex Soros and Huma Abedin Share Their Love Story and Wedding." I'm sure you can guess which publication.
- I survived Bukeleville, and all I got was a cute but weird family photo in the Bukele chairs:
Was in El Salvador this past week. Airport provides convenient Bukele photo opp as soon as you land. ???? pic.twitter.com/VOnxOXTeV1
— Liz Wolfe (@LizWolfeReason) June 24, 2025
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Make the WNBA great again.
I have no further comment.
Name 3 WNBA teams. No cheating.
Caitlin Clark.
That's all I got
I bought a shirt last summer. I hate h8ters.
New York Liberty
San Francisco Valkyries
Indiana Fever
…excuse me while I go kill myself for knowing this
I can add 3 more =/
There's a YouTube channel that bets Reese will miss her first shot every game and they live stream watching her games. She went like 11 games in a row with them winning the bet.
Yeah, but she leads the league in rebounding (mostly her own misses).
She trademarked mebounds!
Have you seen her in a bikini?
Chicago fire?
I think that’s soccer.
Did they play the San Francisco Earthquakes?
Wait, there's a soccer team named the "Chicago Fire"?
The Great Chicago Fire destroyed the city. Why would you name your city's team after a disaster? Is there a New Orleans Katrinas team?
They need a 'Thunder Thighs' team, heh.
Yes, there’s an MLS team named the Chicago Fire. Interesting tidbit, one of the stars on the City of Chicago flag represents the 1871 fire.
Is The Amazons one? Cuz the imagery and brand sponsorship are huge!
Me want snu-snu?
Death by snu-snu!
Bulls, Pacers, Nets, Lakers, Heat... they pay the bills anyway.
That implies it was great before.
I'M REFERENCING A CURRENT EVENT OUTSIDE ROUNDUP'S SCOPE.
I will have no further comment on this matter.
It's regarding an ESPN game broadcast.
I have no further comment on this matter.
This was a further comment....
More disappointing than a WNBA game...
the chick who violated the no broadcasting video without express written consent of major league baseball thing?
"Did you rebroadcast Major League Baseball with only implied, oral consent, instead of expressed, written consent."
--a line from a classic (90s) episode of the Simpsons.
Harry: [reading statistics on the air] And the Tribe drops this one, 6-to-one to the Rangers. For the Indians, one run on, let's see, one hit...that's all we got? One god-damn hit?
Monty: [covering microphone] You can't say "god-damn" on the air!
Harry: Don't worry. Nobody's listening, anyway.
yes! (both) ^^
I have no idea what you're talking about. I will have no further comment on your comments and any further attempts to engage me will be met only with a derisive smirk that you will be unable to see.
Look, this wasn't an invitation to dump on the WNBA but to dump on a certain ESPN broadcaster for a certain thing she did at a game Sunday night.
I will have no further comment.
What was the thing?
I have no further questions.
I second that,
I've no other motion to second.
WNBA announcer says, “That’s what makes America great.” Apologizes and rephrases after awkward silence from co-announcer who was upset with her word choice. Most WNBA media move possible:
https://mobile.x.com/ClayTravis/status/1937139902791258221
Jesus. Only Nazis want America to be great now?
Chicks.
Figures.
No comment.
I would thank you for your attention to this matter if I had any idea what this matter is about.
What is
AllepoWNBA?“I see nothing wrong with the new Sophie Cunningham WNBA.”
https://mobile.x.com/ValliantRenegad/status/1936260647253078150
Seriously, I know most wnba players are extremely unattractive, been there’s a small minority that are very pleasant to look at.
A big part of the issue is that women's basketball naturally draws diesel dykes. They aren't nice to look at, but that translates into better basketball skills, relatively speaking.
Players like Cunningham, Cameron Brink, Hailey Van Lith, and Lexie Hull are certainly the exception rather than the rule.
The other women's pro basketball league was said to have been much better than this NBA-subsidized one that put it out of business. They played 12-minute quarters, for one thing.
Did they lower the rim and make it bigger?
Trump agrees, and seems to have interpreted Monday's events as a win.
They're difficult to be seen as a loss.
Depends on your perspective. Any win for Trump is a loss to many.
True. Israel gets a ceasefire. Iran is humiliated and has some serious damage to their nuclear program. China is pissed with Iran, and they’re probably the ones who told them to toe the line. The US dropped a few bombs, no casualties, and called it a day without starting another Middle East war. Oh, and did I mention that one of China’s major vulnerabilities was majorly exposed?
Iran said they severely damaged the US base they completely missed. Iran is spiraling worse than sarc.
Iran, the George Santos of the Middle East.
Are we sure Iran isn’t the “nukejeff retarded islamist”?
"Thank you for your attention to this matter!" he finished.
It's the least we could do, Mr. President.
"Thank you for your cooperation, Citizen."
Classic Trump.
I cannot express enough how much I want this man to lose. Anyway, today's Election Day if you're a NYC Democrat voting in the primary (as I am, can't you tell?). Godspeed!
I live in PA and have gotten NYC mayor ads. Ridiculous.
I want him to win so those marxist yankees suffer even more. But first we need a wall to keep them from fleeing their own bad decisisons.
I live in the Idaho panhandle, and I get all of the Washigton (including Seattle) bullshit.
Well, since NYC opened voting to non-citizens, who knows where they might be?
Didn't happen. NY's highest court struck it down.
Apparently the NY state Constitution requires you to be a citizen to vote.
""“Whatever the future may bring, the New York Constitution as it stands today draws a firm line restricting voting to citizens,” the opinion states.""
https://nypost.com/2025/03/20/us-news/nyc-law-allowing-noncitizens-to-vote-struck-down-by-ny-court-of-appeals/
You assume they require ID to vote.
I can't wait until he wins.
Maybe it will prove to Liz that passively complaining about the long march through institutions isnt the right action to take.
Try living in the DMV (District of Columbia, Maryland, Virginia) area around D.C. Come election time, you get ads for candidates from all three.
I lived in NOVA (Vienna) for 6 years. I get it.
Damn. Do none of you people have DVRs?
Haven’t sat through a commercial in years.
I cannot express enough how much I want this man to lose.
Prepare to be disappointed.
I live near Chicago and see the results of a communist mayor in action up there. Godspeed to NYC and hope they heed Chicago’s lesson.
Communist harder?
Chicago isn’t doing real communism.
They never tried real communism. The first time it works will be the first time it was ever tried.
Dominion vote counter goes whirr.
Many of Iran's options are the strategic equivalent of a suicide bombing,
When all you have is ragheads jihadist, every answer is a suicide bomb
You'd also think there must be an enormous stockpile of virgins somewhere too.
What do you think those 12-year-old girls are for, anyway?
Per Trump's plan, which was apparently agreed to by both sides at one point, "Iran is to observe the ceasefire first, starting at 7:30am local time (04:00 GMT), with Israel following suit 12 hours later (16:00 GMT)..."
The president better be careful making plans with "two countries that have been fighting for so long and so hard that they don't know what the fuck they're doing."
A mostly peaceful cease-fire?
Not enough arson, looting and destruction to be "mostly peaceful".
Reason's Jack Nicastro got some incredible quotes from inside the White House Press Pool that kind of perfectly sums up the situation...
WHO LET tREASON INTO THE PRESS POOL?
Trump heard commenting about Reason sending "reporter" Jack Nicastro: "They're not sending their best."
Sadly, he was incorrect.
At this point who is reasons best? Lenore skanazy?
Probably. She’s fairly consistent and doesn’t venture into TDS-land.
Was that one of the fig leaves that Trump gave out at the Libertarian Convention?
'Remember, they still claim it's for civilian nuclear energy.'
Who knew that the mullahs are worried about global climate warming change?
The Russians said otherwise.
Look, they're super worried about global cooling because they're just so far ahead of the curve. That's why they're working on producing civilian purpose miniature suns to maintain the climate they're used to.
So now Reason wants the war to continue?
This war, not that war!
They want the distraction from Ukraine. China from Taiwan. Their plans required a water head Biden and world to let them execute.
24 hours of Trump-hate isn't nearly enough.
Hmmm.. had no idea Reason was the new OAN. Thank you for your unbiased observation!
But U.S. Navy ships in the Persian Gulf would also be stuck there if the Strait were closed or mined, and it would be a huge escalation.
The Navy hasn't bathed itself in glory with respect to Iran, so now could be its redemption arc.
Just for the record, the US Navy has minesweepers.
(and can sink every ship in the Iranian navy in five minutes)
It has happened before. And without congress declaring war. Can you imagine.
Based on their productivity, I would wager that US government agencies have the very best Minesweepers in the world.
Knowing government workers it is set to max windows min number of mines. Probably what sarc also did to think he was smart.
All operated on Commodore 64s.
I don't care what preloaded game they play in their down time. What are the going to do about the straight?
What about the gay?
Who cares about the gay, what about the trans?
What about the unhappy?
'New York State has the highest combined state and local spending per capita of anywhere in the country, and taxes and spending are higher in NYC than the state average.'
So it must be a Peoples Utopia, with nobody complaining, right?
The streets are paved with
goldshit.I thought that was San Francisco.
Many of Iran's options are the strategic equivalent of a suicide bombing...
Unfortunately Iran can't get Hamas to get women or children to shut down the strait for them.
They should put a hospital ship in the middle of it with a half days worth of fuel.
which would present a massive problem for pretty much all of Asia, as well as the U.S. Navy.
I doubt the navy would call it a 'problem.' More like Christmas in July.
Which Navy? The old school Nimitz Navy, or the new age Harvey Milk Navy?
The Village People Navy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs&list=RDnmGuy0jievs&start_radio=1
Anyway, today's Election Day if you're a NYC Democrat voting in the primary (as I am, can't you tell?).
What.
Final confirmation - - - - -
Was it in question?
I THOUGHT LIZ WAS SECRET MAGA.
The mask is off!
Liz is double super secret MAGA. Probably donated to ActBlue.
Liz is whatever Dave Smith thinks is cool this week
Well, if you want to vote for NYC mayor, there isn't much point if you don't register as a Democrat and vote in the primary.
If New York is like Illinois, you can just ask for the primary ballot if your choice when you get to the polls. If Pritzker has a serious primary challenger, then I might do that in 2026 just get try to get rid of the fatfuck.
I would if I thought there was any hope. He's like a planet with a gravitational pull orbited by non sentient Ds.
No, NY has election laws that are very strong against parties interfering with each other. If you're a newly registered voter, then you have a free choice of party enrollment. If you've previously enrolled in a party in the state, or independent, and want to vote in a different party's primary, you have to switch a number of weeks before the previous primary day, and so have to sit out one primary or potential primary.
Apparently we're back in the Peak Wokeness era of guilt by association...
It's going to return every election, big or small.
For every movement, there is a backlash: Inside SkinnyTok and the death of "body positivity" as a social movement. ("It's not a sin to want to be thin," read SkinnyTok influencer Liv Schmidt's bio.)
The message was accompanied by two photos—a before and an after. The first shows a thin woman who looks to be a size 2 or 4. In the second, the woman’s bones are visible beneath her skin, and her leggings sag.
Anorexia is more unattractive that being overweight.
Anorexia is more unattractive than being overweight, but still more attractive than being obese or morbidly obese.
I suppose. I associate too skinny with crack addict, malnourished, hair falling out, teeth falling out, etc.
It makes for an uncomfortable ride.
Yeah, but crack addict skinny is different than anorexic skinny, IMO. Both are gross in their own way. Crack/meth addict is gross even if it isn't skinny though.
We must affirm she identifies as a skeleton and give her drugs and surgery so she can become her real self.
Flaying, the next big thing in fashion.
Roose Bolton: I told you it would be big!
I prefer his bastard on this.
“If you think his has a happy ending, you haven’t been paying attention.”
"New York is planning to build a nuclear power plant capable of producing enough electricity for as many as 1 million homes in an as-yet-unnamed upstate location, Gov. Kathy Hochul said on Monday"
A million homes somewhere in upstate NY? Are these for the next wave of immigrants?
Will the mandatory DEI hires even know what a computer is?
Any corporation that invests in nukes in a blue state deserves what they have coming. Good luck with that.
Maybe NYC’s new Marxist Mayor can help find a clever solution to pay for it.
Like Newsom has for Moonbeam's choo-choo.
The Bitcoin miners will suck it all up while a million homes burst into flame from global warming. Unintended consequence.
New York is planning to build a nuclear power plant capable of producing enough electricity for as many as 1 million homes...
Mr. President, ready your bombers.
'But, at a minimum, government guidelines could be made clear and concise, and easy for the general public to understand and use.'
No, at a minimum, government could STFU about what we eat. And stop subsidizing and restricting all food production and distribution.
Try thinking like a libertarian, mkay?
Anyway, today's Election Day if you're a NYC Democrat voting in the primary (as I am, can't you tell?).
But they are progressives, not libertarians.
They prefer "liberaltarians". Or in moments of honesty, "libertinians".
I have no idea what the government guidelines are now and I will remain blissfully unaware of whatever comes next.
I don't think it makes you non-libertarian to have opinions on how to do non-libertarian stuff less stupidly. And you can't make much of a career of writing if all of your content just says "government shouldn't be involved in this" over and over.
Fair enough. But don't use the word "minimum" as an argument for more efficient propaganda.
Scenes from NY:
https://nypost.com/2025/06/23/us-news/nyc-biz-leaders-left-shaking-over-prospect-of-zohran-mamdani-mayoral-win-it-would-be-disastrous/
They want none of his business.
Big Apple business leaders are shaking in their boots that socialist Zohran Mamdani will pull off an upset win in Tuesday’s Democratic mayoral primary and coast into Gracie Mansion, The Post has learned.
Frightened movers and shakers said that a Mayor Mamdani would be “disastrous” for New York City — with some loath to speak out publicly for fear of ticking off progressives and galvanizing the Queens assemblyman’s lefty, anti-business base.
“It would be disastrous for the city,” said startup entrepreneur John Borthwick — who recently met the surging candidate during a Partnership For New York City meeting.
Too bad New York is full of people who swoon over Luigi.
He’s going to win.
Zohran is the progressive version of George Santos.
"You Don't Mess with the Zohran"
"The Zohran Will Definitely Mess With You"
...if the Make America Healthy Again movement can inspire any sort of cultural change that gets people to eat more whole fruit and fewer massive sodas, or to understand just how bad added sugar is for them, then that will be a bit of a win.
What are we, living in Communist China???
What, are we living in Communist China???
What are we living in, Communist China???
What, are we, living, in, Communist China?
What are we living in communist China?
What, are we, living in, Communist, China?
/comma positions matter
I, wasn't sure, whether, I was quoting, Christopher Walken, or... maybe... it... was... Captain... Kirk.
Needs…more…cowbell.
We are all just part of a computer simulation at a Bejing college.
That explains the weirdness and occasional crashing.
If it were a Chinese simulation, there'd be a lot less dark-skinned people. The Chinese hate dark-skinned people more than Democrats, and other dark-skinned people, do.
Depends on the vote in NYC today.
"Today"? How long does it take to re-rank voter rankings through 8 rounds of tally?
I hope there are no further comments on this issue. Oh shit. looks like I'm too late.
"A sharply divided US Supreme Court let the Trump administration resume quickly deporting migrants to countries other than their own, lifting a judge's order that gave people 10 days notice and a chance to argue they would be at risk of torture"
So, wait--are these countries shit holes or not?
Roberts was hoping he could help the NYC socialist lose it removing voters.
Does 6/3 qualify as sharply divided?
A sharply divided US Supreme Court let the Trump administration resume quickly deporting migrants to countries other than their own,
1. 6-3 is not sharply divided.
2. So it was legal afterall and you were wrong about this like everything else when justifying your open borders agenda.
3. Suck it losers.
But this one took 2 weeks to prove reason wrong. That's a win in their book.
Better then their record on negative 8 minutes last night
And again this morning.
Sharply divide is a dig at the liberal/conservative makeup.
Not a comment on the case, but do you think the SC always gets everything right?
Short Answer: No. Longer Answer: Eye of the beholder.
We can definitely be certain that the 3 dissenters are clearly the "rogue" justices in this case, since we know that any/all judges that go against Trump are overreaching and wrong.
Poor sarc. Please cite the language in the dissent based on law or constitution.
Over a scathing dissent from the court's three liberals...
They want to speak to the country's manager.
The AAAWFL wing of the court.
The dissent once again ignored the actual law demanding an emotional overwriting of the actual law.
This is why you can’t have chicks in charge.
Oh no, the Greta Wing of the Supreme court wrote a scathingly indignant "how dare you"
'Greenpeace is protesting the Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sanchez wedding in Venice. It's not clear why exactly they and many other progressive activists believe Bezos should not have a nice wedding. Something about how he doesn't pay enough taxes?'
Why? Perhaps because Greenpeace is a bunch of self-righteous watermelon cunts who hate people who defy their pseudo-green socialist agenda.
JEFF BEZOS EATS BABY WHALES AND PANDAS!!!11!!
No, he eats
PandasPangolins, which is how Covid started....the order from a Massachusetts federal judge usurped presidential authority and interfered with diplomatic efforts.
That Massachusetts judge should run for president if he wants his pronouncements to go unchecked!
I suppose sharply divided is different from closely divided.
It was as unanimous as it can get whole the deniers of the constitution are still on the bench.
If the court ruled the sun rises in the east, there would be three dissents.
I'm genuinely surprised the left isn't howling for court packing again.
It’s (D)ifferent this time.
Impeachment first, court packing later. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Where would we be without fact checkers?
Maybe our B-2 bomber pilots all identify as boys.
Maybe they actually were all boys.
Only men could stay in a vehicle for 37 hours without stopping to pee.
Or ask for directions.
Technically, a B-2 is continuously asking for directions.
(OK, so the pilot is not doing the asking)
Is the on-board nav female? What does the "you left the bomb bay door open" reminder voice sound like?
It has a bathroom (sort of)
Astronaut diapers? I can’t imagine there’s more room in there than that.
Pee packs.
I don’t think that works if they have to drop a deuce.
No.
In space, do you drop the deuce or does the deuce drop you?
In space, no one can hear you drop a deuce.
Challenge accepted.
Maybe they actually were all boys.
That was also my thought. What does it matter if women are also trained to fly B-2s, if all of the pilots for this mission were male?
(I don't know if they all were male, but objecting to "boys" because women are "capable" of flying them is a red herring.)
What's the biologist MOS in the Air Force anyway?
Do they have one? Is he still trying to find 50 ft of flight line?
It's in the basement next to the grid squares and frequency grease.
Greenpeace is protesting the Jeff Bezos/Lauren Sanchez wedding in Venice.
It's not like he's marrying a whale. She's actually a bit of a smoke show, between you and me. (Just ask Mark Zuckerberg.)
She may have been, but she isn't any more. Plastic is as unattractive as anorexic.
They're both definitely looking their age, but in her defense maybe she's more amiable to get along with than his first wife was. Mackenzie's a bog-standard AWFL so I can't imagine she was all that enjoyable to deal with.
Age is fine. Botox and fillers and tucks and lifts, and whatever else she's got going on, are gross. What part of her isn't younger than an elementary school child at this point?
RIP John McAfee
The hero we needed, not the hero we wanted.
Bezos is the envy of every man. He has the ability to take the women in his life and launce them into space to get a. Few minutes of quiet
She was hot in Fight Club.
Inside a new, massive import market: illegal Chinese vapes.
Have fun getting your faces blown off, round eye.
Vaping is for middle skoolers and divorced uncles.
Real men do lip pillows.
Pouches for the office, longcut for home. Redman on weekends.
Inside SkinnyTok and the death of "body positivity" as a social movement.
Ozempic is stepping up its influencer game.
Alex Soros and Huma Abedin Share Their Love Story and Wedding.
Hillary's "suicide" guy is about to get another call.
Alex Soros didn’t kill himself.
Was in El Salvador this past week.
YOU MISSED WHAT'S HIS FACE. He's already back in the U.S. protesting Columbia or some shit.
Well, looks like you're off the hook, Fist.
I better not be.
Still waiting to read Trump's Declaration of War. anyone have a copy?
It's printed on your strawman's overalls.
God damn you suck at comedy.
What do you want from an angry old drunk?
Gray box seems to think he’s funny.
“Unmuted” long enough to note that you’re a retard and still not funny.
Don't know why this made me laugh. But it did. More than any of fists non comments.
He deserves some of his schtick thrown back at him.
Good thing I have everyone muted but myself.
Oh look. One of my stalkers updated its handle. So pathetic and desperate for attention. Pathetic. And desperate.
Oh look, a retarded, drunken, sockpuppeting troll who after all these years still doesn't understand the meaning of "strawman" and doesn't want to.
Did the gray box actually say anything of note other than he thinks we’re wanting his attention?
Poor sarc. Doesn’t know he’s the butt of the joke.
The gray box (as he calls us) is the joke and sadly, doesn’t even know it.
He published it last night on White House org. At least the letter to Congress.
How silly.
Congress declares war, not the president.
(of course, they haven't done that since 1941)
Bad news for nervous fliers! Severe turbulence is set to get even WORSE thanks to climate change, scientists say - as they discover a link between 'freak wind gusts' and global warming
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14841475/Severe-turbulence-WORSE-climate-change.html
Oh yeah? Well I blame Democrats. They're the ones making turbulence worse.
Not shocked you also believe those always proven wrong models.
There’s just no way that improved technology would solve this problem if it occurs like it did before.
Gray box invest in massive quantities of straw again?
Always.
Just not Boeing tech.
Is this before or after the ice caps melt away?
I dunno, but when they do I'll be sure to blame Democrats.
Leave the democrats alone said a crying sarc.
"QUIT PICKING ON THE DEMOCRATS!!!!!"
Just a reminder that Sarckles is totally not a Democrat. Just ask him, he swears it.
Always brings fresh ideas™ to the discussion.
Damn, you're dense.
Gray box said what?
So NYC avoiding the socialist will likely set up the restoration of the disgraced scion of the House of Cuomo, with his unique mixture of crass corruption, incompetence and sanctimony.
Imagine having to choose between Newsom and Harris!
So basically NYC has a choice between Brandon Johnson and Richard M. Daley Lite.
And awkward booby touching.
Q: Will NYC punch themselves in the dick?
A: Yes.
Well, they're only a shit river away from being New Jersey, the asshole(s) of the US.
To be fair, they seem to enjoy doing so.
Anyone interested in the strait of hormuz can look here:
https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/centerx:58.2/centery:24.7/zoom:6
Sal Mercogliano, What's Going on With Shipping?, says Iran will probably not close the Strait, for many reasons, among them they need to get their own shipping through the Strait, but also that unlike the 1980s, when most oil was going to Europe and the US, the majority of oil now goes to China and Asia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTe5r2Z2PGk
I don't see China letting this happen.
My best guess is that China made Iran an offer they couldn’t refuse regarding closing the Straits of Hormuz. The ChiComs were apparently pretty pissed over the prospect of strait closure.
Zhīma kāimén!
Continuing to buy Iranian oil as they have been for decades?
More than likely.
That's a lot of boats. Neat.
>>Strait of Hormuz possibly closing
how they gonna back it up?
>>Doesn't it all seem rather…ridiculous, for a war?
what's ridiculous is Reason's takes. ludicrous speed all week.
First US war in history where nobody got killed. Maybe it wasn't a war after all.
There were deaths in the tariff war?
Billions, if you ask Sarc and the Democrats.
The current lack of fatalities and inflation is a transitory phase. The devastation is coming and it won't be pretty.
Ripples man. Ripples.
No one claims tariffs cause inflation. It is strictly a money supply problem. It's not even a good strawman any more, except for the gullible like you.
I'm no CNN middle east correspondent but it seems like every other time since Arafat was driving a tank on ABC if one bomb falls in an Islamist nation there's 10000 people in the streets & at least 37 bloody children on stretchers within minutes
Pallywood is a hell of an industry in Gaza and the West Bank.
>>The Strait of Hormuz is a critical passageway for oil and gas
for China. not us ...
>>A sharply divided US Supreme Court let the Trump administration resume quickly deporting migrants to countries other than their own
considering any given case everyone except Alito & Thomas might side with the Junior League any decision permitting the T Admin anything is a small miracle
“…..countries other than their own.”
Well, I think we need to see some land acknowledgments to sort all that out.
>>I cannot express enough how much I want this man to lose.
ya I think since you guys lost your crowd though everyone else wants him to win hard
Is there a Republican primary? Does it even matter?
I'm quietly running unopposed ... from Dallas
Send me some literature. I'll use Leticia James' Virginia address to establish NYC residency.
sheltered liability is the only good liability. it may fly in NYC
>>"Alex Soros and Huma Abedin Share Their Love Story and Wedding."
that dude needs Soros money to make anyone believe he likes chicks ... and that chick needs considerable help to make anyone believe she's alive ... someone feed her please
But, at a minimum, government guidelines could be made clear and concise, and easy for the general public to understand and use.
"dietary guidelines" is very high on the list of things govt shouldnt be doing at all.
La trying to give NYC a run for the money...
https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/commercial/los-angeles-hotel-minimum-wage-a1fa6871?mod=hp_major_pos1
$30 Minimum Wage Has L.A. Hotel Owners in Revolt
Industry seeks to suspend city ordinance requiring what union leaders call nation’s highest minimum wage
Hotel owners are in open revolt against Los Angeles’s new $30-an-hour minimum wage, the latest blow to one of the country’s poorest-performing lodging markets.
This was supposed to be a great time to own a hotel in L.A. The area will soon be at the center of the globe’s premier sporting events, first as a host city for eight World Cup soccer games next year, and then the Super Bowl the following year.
Too bad everyone will just watch on TV.
. It's not clear why exactly they and many other progressive activists believe Bezos should not have a nice wedding. Something about how he doesn't pay enough taxes?
He can NEVER pay enough taxes. There is literally no amount that will sate the endless hunger of the bolsheviks.
"If you listen to Zohran Mamdani talk about New York, you'd think he was describing a low-tax, low-spending jurisdiction that is failing to meet its citizens' basic needs due to austerity budgeting," writes Matt Yglesias
The interesting thing about this complaint is that a couple of decades ago there was a young group of bloggers referred to as the Juicebox Mafia that made similar complaints in this same situation. They ignored all previous economic history and data to claim we just needed to double down and spend more, always more. Their ignorance of economic reality led to Obamacare which has failed to achieve any of the 12 stated goals for the program, only one of which they even partially achieved. Obamacare is now considered "a good first step" by the left, demonstrating they plan to follow even their failures with more of the same. You may know the most prominent two of these bloggers, Ezra Klein and Matt Yglesias.
Their "Abundance" initiative is essentially an admission libertarians were right and the Juiceboxers were wrong all along. Prices aren't high because capitalism is evil, prices are high because left wingers design policy that makes things more expensive largely because they don't consider cost as part of their policy design because all costs can come out of "profit". But the Juiceboxers can't admit this because their failed ideas made them rich. So instead of admitting libertarians were right they're trying to find a couple of regulations they can pretend are the specific problems and claim to find a "third way". This allows them to frame themselves as the more rational left wingers and keep their followings at the miniscule cost of still being completely unable to effectively govern anything.