No More Special Little Freedom Zones
Plus: Hezbollah targets Tel Aviv, death pods in Switzerland, mapping San Francisco's decay, and more...

Honduras makes Próspera illegal: On Friday, the Honduran Supreme Court ruled ZEDEs—special economic zones that are still bound by criminal law but able to create their own civil codes—illegal following President Xiomara Castro's yearslong campaign against them.
"Justice for the Honduran people," wrote Castro following the decision "means not selling off our territory piecemeal or privatizing our sovereignty." That, of course, is not an accurate way of representing what ZEDEs do: They essentially allow new charter cities to be established, and they get to set their own laws and regulations and typically choose to create more business-friendly conditions with less taxation.
The ruling not only means the establishment of new ZEDEs will be prohibited but also possibly complicates the operation of existing ones, like Próspera, which Reason has covered:
Próspera officials told Reuters that the Supreme Court decision could cause "visas to be canceled, the suspension of support and even a disruption in the flow of remittances" but it's unclear how exactly this will play out in practice. The Court will publish an addendum that will detail how this ruling affects Próspera and other already existing charter cities like Ciudad Morazán.
Would-be Trump assassin charged: On Tuesday, Ryan Routh—the 58-year-old gunman who was apprehended after hiding out on a golf course with a gun seemingly looking to shoot former President Donald Trump—was indicted by a federal grand jury in Miami on charges that he attempted to assassinate a presidential candidate. If convicted, he could face life in prison.
Routh was also charged with possessing a firearm in furtherance of a crime of violence, as well as assaulting or intimidating a Secret Service agent. Routh was already facing two gun charges, and has a long criminal record, including a 2002 conviction for possessing a weapon of mass destruction.
The case has been randomly assigned to U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon, the South Florida judge who earlier this year dismissed Trump's federal classified documents case—a decision that's currently being appealed.
Scenes from New York: The chancellor of New York City's public schools, David Banks, has said he will resign his post in December. "The announcement came just weeks after federal agents seized Mr. Banks's phone as part of a bribery investigation involving his brothers and fiancée," reports The New York Times, "and it promised to roil not just the nation's largest school system but also a mayoral administration already reeling from at least four separate federal corruption inquiries." More on Banks' legacy, and the decline of NYC public schools as they scrap the idea that merit or standards matter, from Reason's Matt Welch.
QUICK HITS
- Terrorist group Hezbollah, which has been exchanging heavy fire with Israel for several days now, has started targeting Tel Aviv. "Israel activated air sirens in its commercial capital early on Wednesday as the projectile—the first fired by Hezbollah on the city—flew over central parts of the country, the Israeli military said," reports Bloomberg. Hezbollah "said it was a ballistic missile aimed at the headquarters of Mossad, Israel's external-intelligence agency, in Tel Aviv's suburbs."
- Police in Switzerland have made several arrests (of co-conspirators) following a woman's suicide via the Sarco pod, a futuristic device that essentially looks like a tanning bed and allows the occupant to administer their own lethal dose of nitrogen gas. This is the first known use of the Sarco pod, and the person committing suicide was reportedly a 64-year-old American woman "who had been suffering from a severely compromised immune system" according to Reuters. Though many libertarians are on board with this type of thing, I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized, with laws shifting to sanction it and new tech meeting the growing demand. (Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)
- "The expectation that anyone sufficiently intelligent can grasp, and perhaps master, any conceivable subject incentivizes technologists to become conversant in as many subjects as possible.…If the Washington intellectual aims for authority and expertise, the Silicon Valley intellectual seeks novel or counter-intuitive insights," writes Tanner Greer on the Scholar's Stage. "He claims to judge ideas on their utility; in practice I find he cares mostly for how interesting an idea seems at first glance. He likes concepts that force him to puzzle and ponder." (More on the differences between D.C.'s purportedly technocratic culture, and Silicon Valley's purportedly aristocratic one, here.)
- This guy has set out to map San Francisco's neighborhoods and give a granular look at urban blight:
After completing a map of The Mission Neighborhood I found:
- 232 Drug Addicts
- 213 Closed Businesses.
- 81 Empty/Abandoned Homes
- 50 Tents
- 37 Rvs
- 23 Prostitues
- 1 Raccoon See ???? for findings because it's MASSIVE. pic.twitter.com/h4wPAUZ0xo— JConr 傑·康納 (@TeamJConr) September 24, 2024
- Your rage-read of the morning, courtesy of Reason's Christian Britschgi: "California County Fines Man $120,000 for Refusing to Evict a Family From His Property"
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Meanwhile at a Koch Industries clandestine offshore facility…
Staffer 5: Sir, reporting in as requested.
CK: Give me an update on our Springfield operation.
Staffer: Just as you predicted, sir. Switching to imports is paying off. Payroll taxes and benefits liabilities are way down causing revenue to increase. Also, closing the cafeteria seems to have no impact on productivity. These new workers must be finding others means to stay nourished. We are saving 3% with that move alone. I know keeping that cafeteria open was a pet peeve of yours.
CK: Excellent. Now, tell me about operation Squeezed Orange Juice.
Staffer 5: Sir, uh, this might make you feel blue. Act 2 was an utter failure. We are pushing a narrative and recruiting another through the usual channels.
CK: Goddammit! How the fuck?!?! Give me all the data and I’ll find out what the fuck went wrong! As damage control, get those Reason editors to gloss over it. The standard both sides game-plan. Mix in some shit about rhetoric. And have them put abortion on the top of the lizt. That might keep the lessers distracted.
Staffer 5: On it sir. Related, there is still that outlaw we need to Roundup.
CK: Jesus! I thought she was turning to the dark side!!
Staffer 5: Uh, sir. Not yet. We gave her time off to see if she comes to her senses. Maybe a few more cocktail parties will do it. In the meantime, the rest of the gang has been following the script.
CK: Keep at it. I have money riding on this with Bloomberg. What about the agitators?
Staffer 5: Sir…polling shows they aren’t working. Sir, they aren’t working!
CK: Dammit, I know they aren’t working! Who would hire them?
Staffer 5: Sorry sir. I meant that their narratives aren’t working.
CK: Shit. It was bound to happen. Dammit, phone call. I have to take this. Dismissed.
Was there a hairless cat in the scene?
No idea, but I’m guessing there was a motorized chair.
It was eaten in the background.
No cafeteria, so a Haitian food truck?
Those are the cat’s meow.
Those are the cats me -chop, drip drip drip.-*
This guy can see the scene in his mind.
Stick to puns Chumby.
This is not funny. It’s just long and awkward.
^ Irrelevant emotionally and intellectually challenged authority.
^ Moosefucker
^ QED
you'd have to be 9 feet tall.
^ No, that’s Sarc.
They always slip up in the end.
“^ Moosefucker”
Oh look, KAR is Sarc.
I have never ever heard anyone else ever use this unusual and unique appellation.
I remember ages ago someone said the same thing and pointed out that Sarckles had a weird tendency to anti-Mormon rants, but I didn't really pay attention at the time.
sKARcles?
We all know Kar is a Mormon
He tried to get the Mormon pastors to molest him, but they all refused. So now he hates the church and wants revenge.
Mormons don’t have pastors. They have bishops with no training or anything who are supposed to ask teenagers sexually explicit questions.
A lot of them turn out to be sex predators.
In most cases the abuser is treated better than the victim by the church.
That’s how I know all the commenters on here are full of shit. They don’t care about religious sex abuse because it hurts their team.
They have bishops with no training or anything who are supposed to ask teenagers sexually explicit questions."
Gosh, that sounds just like LGBTQ-pushing school teachers and the trans "community".
No it’s different. Acknowledging gay and trans people exist is no where close to what bishops do.
Asking for details about what they do with their significant others. Asking if and how and they masterbate.
It’s almost like the church was founded by a sex predator or something.
Did they not acknowledge your perverse desire to be molested?
“Acknowledging gay and trans people exist”
Except that isn’t and never was what it is about, you disingenuous fuck.
“Asking for details about what they do with their significant others. Asking if and how and they masterbate.”
So every single LGBTQ counselor and trans activist ever.
You people aren’t living in reality.
Reality like 98 genders, transwomen are real women and math is racist?
No it’s (D)ifferent.
FTFY
BRINGO!
And that why you’re angry. You couldn’t even get a sexual predator to bang you. You’re like Mac in the ‘Sunny’ episode ‘Charlie gets Molested’.
Maybe you can get Jeffy and Shrike to spitroast you if you dress up in a Cub Scout outfit. You might even get to tittyfuck Jeffy, if you take it sweet enough.
Made you mad, so quite funny.
You try it. Let’s see how you do.
Police in Switzerland have made several arrests (of co-conspirators) following a woman's suicide via the Sarco pod...
I thought we were supposed to eat the bugs and live in pods, not die in them. The global elite pulled the old bait and switch.
Your death pod protects me, my death pod protects you.
Imagine the future regulations requiring sanitizing the sarco pod.
Isn’t the sarco pod a large vat of Colt 45?
Don't promise sarc a good time.
He wants you to promise him a good time. He’s stalking his tall, cop-looking obsession.
Question is if it is attraction or wants to send his cop fantasy against his ex wife.
As close as we've gotten to a literal suicide booth.
If they get branding and Ralph Lauren participates, that would be a Sarco Polo.
Sarco Polo? Hobo style clothing pre soaked in vomit and bottom shelf liquor?
I bet it costs more than 25 cents.
https://images.ladbiblegroup.com/v3/assets/bltcd74acc1d0a99f3a/blte5bf1e7502e39034/65929f2e9d86380407ba1687/futurama-suicide-booth.png
The pods are mixed-use.
There is no “lethal dose of nitrogen gas”, every breath we take is 80% Nitrogen. It is only lethal due to a lack of oxygen.
Look at Mister Science here.
So you're saying we're all being poisoned slowly every time we breath?
White Mike assures us the chemical formula for nitrogen is NO2.
Terrorist group Hezbollah, which has been exchanging heavy fire with Israel for several days now, has started targeting Tel Aviv.
Hezbollah is expecting a different outcome this time. After all, now they have campus leftists in their corner!
And conscripted Canadian middle schoolers.
The judeocidal hezbollah terrorists have been offered terms consistent with what muslims offer in war. Retreat north of the Litani river, and live. Or stay in place and die (or surrender to Israeli justice).
Let's do a quick recap.
hezbollah fires 8K missiles at Israel over 11 months
The Almighty smote thousands of hezbollah terrorists in The Night of the Thousand Bris', and turned them into eunuchs
In a related development, The Almighty spoke these words through hezbollah Walkie-Talkies: Can you hear me now?
The Israelis took out hundreds of launchers and thousands of missiles
The Israelis took out much of hezbollahs leadership team
Looks like hezbollah has elected to die in place, like hamas. I've no problem sending all of hamas and hezbollah on the One-Way Paradise Train.
Isn’t this Misek’s and J(ew)free’s cue to join them?
Hope so.
They're licking their wounds, or balls, or whatever.
What balls?
Hez-no-ballah
Misek might have had an explosive bowel movement though.
Both Misek and JewFree have probably licked hundreds of balls.
Don't forget Masturbation4ever. Ever since antisemitism came back into vogue amongst the gentry class, he's been a fan.
Killing them all would be genocide, right? Need to capture and keep the last dozen or so in a zoo somewhere.
This guy has set out to map San Francisco's neighborhoods and give a granular look at urban blight...
He's going to be arrested.
Any map of SF will be incomplete unless it catalogues the number of piles of human feces.
Iirc, that has already been done. Though San Fran officials may have complained that was a smear.
Well it's a pretty crappy way to portray Baghdad by The Bay.
Too bad they’ve already got a stain.
Ha. His survey showed zero crime. The narrative wins.
Are there any remaining "crimes" in SFC?
Building an apt building.
Self defense.
Interfering with an active shoplifter.
Beating the Vikes at home.
AI created political satire.
Could we at least get a numerical rating on the brown Xs?
Always number 2.
The announcement came just weeks after federal agents seized Mr. Banks's phone as part of a bribery investigation involving his brothers and fiancée...
They'll give anyone a comeuppance these days as long as it's not about their covid bullshit.
seemingly looking to shoot former President Donald Trump
Garrett Foster doesn't say "Hi!".
Just "looking"?
Seemingly.
If convicted, he could face life in prison.
He's going to be epstiened.
You're thinking of Diddy.
They'll be cellmates and Epstein each other in a tragic murder suicide.
still life in prison.
'No More Special Little Freedom Zones'
Like the French Laundry and Epstein Island?
'That, of course, is not an accurate way of representing what ZEDEs do: They essentially allow new charter cities to be established, and they get to set their own laws and regulations and typically choose to create more business-friendly conditions with less taxation.'
Sounds like those seditious far-right MAGA states that unfairly drain people and money from righteous Blue utopias.
Not paying their fair share!
Well, we know that the red states tend to be net recipients of Federal largesse while blue states tend to be net donors - a recurring statistic that led the Tax Foundation to stop paying for the research.,
Lol. Shrike is still pushing the "study" that came from a random college senior and didn't do things like account for Medicare, social security (where people move to lower cost of living), or military bases.
Can always see who the idiot dem narrative pushers are when they push this narrative.
Though many libertarians are on board with this type of thing, I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized
Meh. The vast majority of the mentally ill are leftists. Let them enjoy their pod.
I imagine Act Blue donor number 2 may soon be subject to assisted suicide.
Who does Number Two work for?
Some asshole.
Not currently. He was squeezed out.
ha! 🙂
If you ask them “Who sent you?” I’m sure thats the appropriate reply.
Gotta ask him 3 times.
It sounds to me like Liz is opposing the assisted rather than the suicide.
To wit, I agree. As someone who supports state-sanctioned executions and libertarianism there is such a thing as an unconscionable contract. You wanting and being able to kill yourself may be an unfettered right, but your ability to arbitrarily spin up contracts around your death is not something that can be publicly abided or supported.
If a Sarco pod fails to kill someone, can they sue? If I set up an arrangement whereby my family gets money, a recipient family standing right outside the pod gets my kidneys or heart or whatever, and I get my eternal slumber, is society on the hook for making sure the recipients pay off my family? If a former President, Rapper, or Financier's body is conveniently discovered inside a Sarco pod do we just assume everyone's innocent and/or suicide?
I'm fine with assisted in verry limited circumstances. Basically, just if you are terminally ill and physically unable to move. If you have the strength to walk up the hospital stairs and jump off the roof, you can't get assisted.
totes this. DIY
C'mon, Liz. Whatever happened to "My body, my choice"? It seems it's being nibbled away piece by piece.
Precisely. If we can kill babies, we can kill old folks.
It's just late-stage post-birth abortion.
My sarco pod my choice.
Someone ratting out a back alley establishment doing this is a sarco narco.
Someone doing this underwater is Sarco sanked.
Sarcolepsy is when you pass out all the time…drunk
Liz is against abortion.
Personally, my biggest issue with legal assisted suicide is the danger that government run health care systems will push it as an option to get rid of people with non-lethal but expensive chronic medical issues.
Canada is already doing this. Need a stair life, well have you thought about suicide. Ironically a stair lift is probably cheaper than disposing of the remains of a body
Yet the Canadian government literally did send a letter to a disabled veteran who needed a new wheelchair, encouraging assisted suicide instead of giving her the chair. And she wasn’t even considering suicide. She just wanted a new wheelchair.
But if you get a stair lift you can generate future costs whereas if you get MAID you stop generating healthcare costs AND you cease killing Mother Eatrh through ending your carbon emissions and footprint.
It’s already started here with ObamaCare.
Agree, meh.
Young Democrats are abnormally nervous, depressed, bisexual, and eager to defund the police, according to a new poll from the Harvard Kennedy School of Politics.
The poll asked respondents between the ages of 18 and 29 how often they had experienced a certain emotion or problem over the past two weeks, and the results among Democrats were rather shocking. Here's how young Democrats reported feeling "at least several days" over that period:
• 61 percent reported feeling "nervous, anxious, or on edge"
• 57 percent said they had "trouble relaxing"
• 55 percent said they felt "unsafe"
• 52 percent reported feeling "down, depressed, or hopeless"
• 49 percent said they felt "little interest or pleasure in doing things"
• 47 percent said they experienced "loneliness"
• 46 percent reported "feeling afraid as if something awful might happen"
• 27 percent said they had entertained "thoughts that [they] would be better off dead" or "thoughts of hurting [themselves] in some way"
Sarco pods are great for treating anxiety.
Lol
This guy has set out to map San Francisco's neighborhoods and give a granular look at urban blight:
Add Sevo with his splooge mop to your list.
Bring back unadjusted biden guy.
That sock of Bushpig 2 was actually entertaining for a troll account.
Do you ever get tired of being a shit, Turd?
Bushpigs never grow tired.
They certainly don't seem to grow tired of endorsing progressive Democrats.
turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
'Police in Switzerland have made several arrests (of co-conspirators) following a woman's suicide via the Sarco pod, a futuristic device that essentially looks like a tanning bed and allows the occupant to administer their own lethal dose of nitrogen gas.'
Meh. The Sarco pod just speeds up the suicide timeline compared to a tanning bed.
(Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)
That's okay. No one has ever scored 100% on the Libertarian Purity Test. Hell, we've got Police State Ankle-Monitor Aborto-Freaks that claim to be libertarian.
Aren't you a founding member of "libertarianz for the federal reserve", and "libertarianz against free banking"?
Yes. That is why I don't score 100%.
If a bank can create credit through fractional reserves then they must protect their depositors.
In other words depositors should expect to keep their deposits. The free banking era said "fuck you" to depositors.
Can’t they just put up a sign that says “Fractional Reserve is practiced here” and then people could make up their own minds?
You don’t score 100% as you’re a fucking Democrat Bushpig Neocon here, Turd.
^True story
Neocon, pedophile, Klansman. He's a triple act!
A neocon, a pedophile and a klansman walk into a bar. Bartender says “Will you be drinking alone Mr. Shrike?”
turd, the ass-wipe of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
He is founder of Bushpigs for Claiming to be Libertarian and Vote Democrat.
He’s a member of Claiming Libertarianism for Idiot Turds.
He’s also a member of Libertarians for the Promotion of Child Rape.
Nelson: "So you're saying he's a conservative?"
What's your score on the liber-fascist test?
Ahem. Your sap sarc scored a perfect score on an online test.
Team Act Blue was recently copsucking FBI’s narrative and the deathcult showed up in the daily ENBortion article. Those folks checked as not libertarian.
Well if they donate to Act Blue they are conservatives.
Fill blown conservatives or CACLLs?
White Mike coined that you know.
Do I need to add the TM symbol?
turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit.
'I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized, with laws shifting to sanction it and new tech meeting the growing demand.'
As long as suicide service customers come mostly from the depressed victim classes, I say go for it.
As long as suicide service customers come mostly from the depressed victim classes, I say go for it.
AFAIK, there's only one person whose death didn't definitively place them in the depressed victim class.
Don't get me wrong, I certainly suffer no delusions that everyone can be saved. It's just that, kinda like 'social justice', the more modifiers you put in front of 'suicide' the more you're overtly redefining it and/or obfuscate for something else (or trying to).
The case has been randomly assigned to U.S. District Judge Aileen Cannon…
Oh, this should be a lot of fun. Can you say “discovery up the wahzoo”? If he’s part of any DHS conspiracy, it’s gonna come out.
Got popcorn?
He will be assigned the only cell in a prison that has a Sarco pod.
A few years ago, wasn't the son or husband of the first judge assigned to the Gislane Maxwell case murdered at his front door by a fake delivery man?
If Cannon does go the route you are suggesting (we can only hope), I'd expect something similar to happen to her or her family.
They can't let anyone have the proof that he is actually a deep state asset.
Well we know where jeffsarc gets their narratives from. New Repubkic calls Trump Hitler because immigrants going through asylum processes are given numbers yo track them.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-just-went-full-holocaust-143304311.html
Trump has regularly mimicked Adolf Hitler during his campaign. But the mention of serial numbers—a terrifying echo of the identification numbers forcibly tattooed on concentration camp prisoners—is one of his most chilling references yet.
So, this person has never heard of social security numbers?
Nope. Nor knows this is true of immigrants for decades, government workers, etc.
I can agree, as long as they agree FDR's Social Security (SS also like Hitler) numbers makes him 20x the Hitler Trump is and that we will be repealing SS tomorrow.
FDR died before his crowning achievement in mega-hitlerdom and Truman had to use the bomb on civilians.
Strawmen within strawmen. Pretty impressive.
You’ve never heard of social security numbers and other such numbers used for taxation purposes?
If you’re gonna call out straw, look in a mirror.
Sarc-crow is still hoping to meet the Wizard.
Maybe he should ask the Wizard for the same thing.
Nobody beats the Wiz!
+100 I'm the Wiz! Who's the Wiz? Me! I'm the Wiz!
I've got an idea. Why don't you make up something, attribute it to someone you hate, and argue against it. Oh wait, you already did.
Angry drunk or angry hangover this morning?
Yes.
That a binary choice for Sarc.
Don't make me start tracking your incorrect use of strawman too.
Your gaslighting only impresses Canadians, clowns, fans of ICP, and mental midgets. But I repeat myself.
What does "gaslighting", "ad hominem" and "strawman" mean, Sarckles, and how do you use them in a sentence?
Repeating back to him what he has said. Next question?
Could have a straw poll to see who supports that.
I'd donate to sarc appearing in a live action, no CGI remake of the final scene of Cages Wicker Man.
The high BAC may speed up the immolation.
Let’s test that.
With marshmallows, anyone?
Cages Wicker Man.
You watched that shit?
Blasphemy.
The original Wicker Man is classic.
turd, the ass-wipe of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit.
This is his stopped clock moment
Yeah, even Turd’s got a point there.
Pluggo’s clock always shows the big hand on the little hand.
Is this a wickerman argument?
When will Sarc ascertain that he overuses words that he also doesn’t understand?
How many times has he said "binary" in the last 2 weeks?
A real person didn't make that argument seriously, right? I mean other than it not being tattooed and them not going to a prison camp to be worked to death and executed "IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME!" A terrifying echo indeed.
https://abcnews.go.com/US/son-ryan-routh-accused-trump-assassination-attempt-arrested/story?id=113959628&cid=social_twitter_abcnp
Routh son arrested for child born. Why does this sound familiar...
Oh..
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/vegas-gunman-stephen-paddock-s-brother-custody-child-porn-probe-n811461
Routh son arrested for child BORN.
When will this anti-natalist movement in this country end?
Kamala Wins Twitter account puts out a pro Trump statement.
Kamala’s Wins
@harris_wins
BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, Donald Trump just announced he is going to close down the Department of Education. Donald Trump wants to stop our children from getting an education. Retweet so all Americans see this.
Wasn't shutting down DOE a Reagan campaign promise? If only...
I believe shutting down the Dept of Edu is a plank in project 2025. Just a mere coincidence I am sure.
Lol. It has been a plank before 2025 was ever written dumbass. Are you sure you're an attorney?
You call yourself a libertarian? This has been central to libertarianism since 1979, dip.
He also calls himself an attorney, but I see just as much evidence for that as for his libertarianism.
Reagan at least had the excuse that he never had both houses of Congress under Republican control.
Trump had two whole years of R House + R Senate, and failed to shut it down, or take any tangible steps toward shutting it down.
Lie count:
Trump's lying when he says he will shut it down.
Harris's lying when she says Trump wants to shut it down.
Harris's lying when she implies children get educated by the DoEd.
Before there was a Department of Education, no one in the country got an education.
The children of the community are the children of the community. It's not complicated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA-85-fef0Q
I realize it's a right wing talking point, but she really does sound like she's constantly drunk. What the hell? The Democrats really backed themselves into a corner by not pulling the ripcord on Biden sooner. I think they'll win (PRI style) anyway.
Trump did speak at the LP convention and that dovetails well with libertarianism.
Subtle sarcasm there. Nicely done!
Others to axe; Dept. of the interior, agriculture, homeland security, Health Human Services, Commerce, Housing and urban development.......
EPA.
You were the Ron Paul to Randy Sax's Rick Perry there.
I remember being in public school in 1978. The Dept of Education did not exist yet.
Babylon Bee:
10 Most Devastating Effects of Getting Rid of the Department of Education
Fewer tax dollars taken by the federal government: You may now be forced to take your kids to Disneyland this year.
Children will only learn about two of the seventy-two genders: Unless they live in California, then they can still learn about all seventy-two genders AND how to smoke pot out of a banana peel all before second grade.
Child might be left behind: This has not happened once since it was declared America declared NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND.
Kids will learn how to do math the actual way instead of with those weird number lines: Imagine the world returning to actual mathematics instead of the mysterious, arcane processes of Common Core.
No one to write "this page intentionally left blank" on intentionally left blank pages on standardized tests: States won't be able to handle this level of complicated bureaucratic fenangling.
4,400 unelected government bureaucrats will have to find new jobs as CNN correspondents: Nothing is more terrifying than adding more CNN correspondents.
Kids will never learn how to do anything: Just like how it was before 1979 when the Department of Education was founded.
Decentralizing government power is always a bad idea: In such a dangerous scenario, freedom may ensue.
No one will D.A.R.E. to keep kids off drugs: Illicit drugs will run rampant through American schools which is totally different from the way things are now.
2+2 will equal 4 again: Back to the horrific, oppressive days of the 1950s we go!
AND how to smoke pot out of a banana peel
You already sold me on ending the DOE. This just has me wanting it even more. How DO you smoke pot out of a banana peel? I could imagine a way through a banana, but you probably have to be MacGiver to make a banana peel pipe.
Everything in media is fake. Kamalas entire campaign is fake. Media has no shame.
https://www.nj.com/politics/2024/09/harris-gets-stunning-endorsement-from-group-that-normally-backs-trump.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=njdotcom_sf&utm_content=nj_twitter_njdotcom
Harris gets stunning endorsement from group that normally backs Trump
So who is this group?
The Police Leaders for Community Safety.
A group formed in June of this year by a campus cop from Madison Wisconsin University that is comprised of dozens of people.
https://redstate.com/bradslager/2024/09/24/usa-today-promotes-astroturf-police-outfit-endorsing-kamala-harris-as-it-was-only-formed-weeks-ago-n2179726
There’s an X poster who calls her “President Velveeta” (Cynical Publius, IIRC). Name fits as everything about the woman is fake. Jeff Clark has been looking into her time as California AG and he can’t even find a single appeals case she argued herself. It’s always her subordinates making the arguments with her merely supervising.
Yeah. Been following that investigation. She has never apparently been a lead or even assistant in trial as AD or AG. The investigation into her claim she worked McDonald's which first appeared in 2019 is also funny.
"...he can’t even find a single appeals case she argued herself..."
All hat, no cattle.
*Rant* You know which group pisses me off the most Deadheads for Kamala. Fucking asshole hanger ons that sully the good name of Jerry Garcia and the GD who were so anti politics, they took no stand on the fucking Vietnam War, the easiest issue to take a stand for them if they wanted. *End Rant*
Huh. I didn’t know that. Their music sucks so bad, and their heyday was before my time, so I never paid them much attention, (fucking hippies) but I gotta respect taking a pass on the easy virtue signal.
Favorite Deadhead joke:
What did one Deadhead say to the other Deadhead when they ran out of weed?
This music sucks.
Never fear. X readers will post context.
Did you see Blaire Allison’s reply to the use of her complaints about inflation under the Biden-Harris administration in Oprah’s promotion of/donation-in-kind to the Harris-Walz campaign?
Does she have any actual support?
So this group ‘normally backed Trump’…… since June? Thats must be a storied history.
That's some Soviet level crap right there.
Of course they are going after these SARCO pod people. The method of death is nitrogen atmosphere induced hypoxia, and we have come to know on this website that such a method death is uncosciencably cruel and inflicts terrible suffering on the victim.
And it makes the Soylent Green taste funny.
Wouldn’t Sarco brand Soylent z green have an unusually high alcohol content?
I don’t often recommend suicide as a service, but when I do, I recommend Dos Enes.
the 58-year-old gunman who was apprehended after hiding out on a golf course with a gun seemingly looking to shoot former President Donald Trump
He admitted to it. Don't need the word seemingly.
That's how you know he's a conservative
/nelson
And is willing to pay someone else to do it.
"This guy has set out to map San Francisco's neighborhoods and give a granular look at urban blight"
Send a copy to Hunter. It's probably important for him to know where there are hookers and drug dealers in every city.
Kamala gave another interview, lol. Keep talking, Kamala.
“She had the other interview with the other guy who was a nice guy I think from Philadelphia from Pennsylvania, he was a nice guy, he was asking her all these [inaudible] — the daily take — they don’t take like I do! Anybody wants to go, go what the hell differences they make — they have — and how dishonest was ABC"
Wall St Journal hates Donnie's anti-capitalist populism:
A Deere in Trump’s Political Headlights
A tariff is the former President’s solution to every economic problem these days
Hard to believe, but Donald Trump is giving U.S. companies a reason to think Kamala Harris might be better for their business. On Monday he gave her an assist by threatening tariffs on Deere & Co. for shifting some of its U.S.-based production to Mexico.
.....
What Mr. Trump fails to understand is that U.S. manufacturers compete in global markets. Many customers aren’t in the U.S. and don’t care if a product is stamped “made in America.” Chinese equipment makers are increasingly vying for business in those markets.
https://www.wsj.com/opinion/donald-trump-tariffs-john-deere-mexico-79daf213
Wall Street Urinal is the newspaper of the chamber of commerce Republicans.
Not even that anymore. The New Journal is half climate-change hysteria and half self-help listicles now.
"Chamber of Commerce Republicans"
Buttplug loves those corporate welfare prostitutes and grifters almost as much as neocons.
turd, the TDS-addled ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
Every tariff's sacred, every tariff's great
If a tariff's wasted, Trump gets quite irate...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk
I'm honesty trying to figure out if Shrike changed and moved to your team, or you changed and moved to Shrike's team.
Can't see any movement required; both of the assholes are and have been steaming, lying piles of lefty shit.
I’m on team me, myself and I.
What I can't figure out is why people such as yourself can't understand why a magazine dedicated to "Free Minds and Free Markets" don't like tariffs.
Right. That’s why you white knight Jeffy and Shrike all the time.
You're a steaming pile of lying lefty shit, and you have many team-mates.
"I’m on team me, myself and I."
Which curiously enough intersects with the Democratic Party's on every possible angle.
Can you use a venn diagram to describe it like Kamala?
I don't like tariffs either, but just like legal vs illegal immigration, there are layered discussions about tariffs when you have foreign governments manipulating their *reads Reason prior articles* local markets to create advantages in foreign markets. Reason has a one-dimensional suicide-pact perspective when it comes to the discussion of Tariffs.
An economic application of the NAP.
I've always been a free-trade zealot. I loved the TPP where populists like Donnie, Bernie, and the Squaw all hated it.
Both parties shot it down. Both parties suck.
turd, the TDS-addled ass-wipe of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd is a lying pile of lefty shit.
The free trade you support isn’t actually free trade, but large agreements to set tariffs, production numbers, etc.
Idiots continue to fall for false descriptors of their globalist managed systems.
“I’ve always been a free-trade zealot”
“I loved the TPP”
Make up your mind, Pluggo. Choose one or the other.
Sarcs entire political belief system is based on who is nice to him and won’t call out his bullshit.
TDS does funny things to its victims. It also gives them odd bedfellows.
No shit.
Donnie, Bernie, and the Squaw.
All Big Govt, Big Spending, Protectionist Populists.
turd, the ass-clown of the commentariat, lies; it’s all he ever does. turd is a kiddie diddler, and a pathological liar, entirely too stupid to remember which lies he posted even minutes ago, and also too stupid to understand we all know he’s a liar.
If anything he posts isn’t a lie, it’s totally accidental.
turd lies; it’s what he does. turd; the TDS-addled lying pile of lefty shit.
Yes, Bushpig 2, I understand you support the small-government, budget-cutter that is Kamala Harris.
Maybe they’ve merged, instead of having a broken democrat drunk and an unrepentant child rapist, now we have two unrepentant child molesters who are constantly blackout drunk.
Honduras makes Próspera illegal: On Friday, the Honduran Supreme Court ruled ZEDEs—special economic zones that are still bound by criminal law but able to create their own civil codes—illegal following President Xiomara Castro's yearslong campaign against them.
Do or did these ZEDEs have some sort of border or perimeter?
More on Banks' legacy, and the decline of NYC public schools as they scrap the idea that merit or standards matter, from Reason's Matt Welch.
Check out Mr Culture War over here.
"Russian destroyer opens fire on Western fishing boat in Arctic raising WWIII fears"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/russian-destroyer-opens-fire-on-western-fishing-boat-in-arctic-raising-wwiii-fears/ar-AA1r8v70?ocid=BingNewsSerp
It sure would be nice if the US had a POTUS instead of a stumbling, mumbling bag of shit.
Deadliest Catch indeed
I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized, with laws shifting to sanction it and new tech meeting the growing demand. (Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)
*looks across cell block* Sup, Liz?
She's going to lady jail. All slumber parties and pillow fights.
You're going to man jail. Anal rape from Oliver chase.
Indiana says murder your child & claim identity crisis you get the prison of your choice
Not Indiana. A federal judge.
lol my apologies for identifying incorrectly which agency.
That's not the only thing incorrectly identified in this discussion... amirite?
my dad always said tattoos do not define the man.
[Offers vape]
“He claims to judge ideas on their utility; in practice I find he cares mostly for how interesting an idea seems at first glance. He likes concepts that force him to puzzle and ponder.” (More on the differences between D.C.’s purportedly technocratic culture, and Silicon Valley’s purportedly aristocratic one, here.)
FYI, this is why these so-called intellectual types believe in absurd ideas. Like how men can menstruate and women can have a penis.
“ Though many libertarians are on board with this type of thing, I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized, with laws shifting to sanction it and new tech meeting the growing demand. (Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)”
Then don’t get one you stupid papist Cunt.
When is yours scheduled? That will make one less redneck.
Good one!
GFY, hick.
No, really. Time for you to go. You’re a worthless coward anyway. Everyone will be happier when you’re gone.
I don’t want you to die, but we can’t have traitors like you causing problems.
I don’t care where you go, but get the fuck out of my country traitor.
AMERIKUH, LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT, MAAAN!
bEtTeR dEaD tHaN rEd
This isn’t your country. You live here because we allow it. Period.
Embrace the grey boxes.
In Canada, assisted suicide schedule you!
Haha. That’s a good one.
"Then don’t get one you stupid papist Cunt"
Now call him a "crusader".
Assisted suicide certainly won’t be normalized by Swiss clinics charging $20,000.
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Was this just to nuke the bots? Have they given up on it?
Damocles on line 2 ...
Global DisInfo Index on line 3...
It seems "temporary" means "for two weeks".
I suppose I could sell my name and login grandfathered state. Save someone some money.
Any bids?
I've got an old one people can use. You can log into it, read comments, but if you post comments, it takes them but they never show.
>>Terrorist group Hezbollah, which has been exchanging heavy fire with Israel for several days now
is that what we're calling exploding pagers and bombs falling on all the munition houses?
>>(Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)
true essence of individualism is ... individualism.
>>The expectation that anyone sufficiently intelligent can grasp, and perhaps master, any conceivable subject
my favorite smart people know nothing.
>>If the Washington intellectual aims for authority and expertise, the Silicon Valley intellectual seeks novel or counter-intuitive insights
lolbarf, Tanner Greer
>>Police in Switzerland have made several arrests (of co-conspirators) following a woman's suicide via the Sarco pod,
Matt Groening one of those co-conspirators?
>>federal agents seized Mr. Banks's phone as part of a bribery investigation
murder scenes and bribery schemes ... leave your phone at home.
But, without a cheap Chinese phone, how are American automobile manufacturers supposed to build a car profitably? Maybe if they accepted Bitcoin...
Though many libertarians are on board with this type of thing, I cannot stomach the fact that assisted suicide is becoming increasingly normalized, with laws shifting to sanction it and new tech meeting the growing demand. (Put me in Libertarian Jail if you must!)
Nothing wrong with acknowledging that something should be allowed but not encouraged. Tobacco, for example. I hate the stench of it and think the world would be a better place if everybody stopped using it. At the same time, from a policy perspective, cigarettes and vapes should be completely legal and many states should lower their taxes on tobacco products. I support people's right to make a decision but I actively discourage it.
Prostitution is a similar thing. I think it should be legalized. I don't think paying for sex is something should remain a taboo, and women shouldn't aspire to be sex workers. It should remain a social pariah because it's an artificial connection that is a poor substitute for true intimacy between partners. People will still place a monetary value on the artifice of it, so I think it's only natural that it be traded on the free market, but just because I want it legalized doesn't mean I want it destigmatized (with apologies to ENB).
I love the smell of fresh tobacco. Never smoked though. Dad smoked a pipe or rolled his own for quite a while. And, yes, go ahead and light one up around me. It's fine.
People should have the freedom to choose suicide. The state should have the freedom to *checks prior Reason articles* suggest and encourage suicide for people it no longer wants to take care of.
Seems like a win-win-win... win-win... win situation to me.
You know, just 'suggest suicide', just like Fauci, the drunk college friend suggested the country turn left instead of turn right during COVID. Or the Biden administration 'suggested' Silicon Valley collectively ban anyone who suggested COVID may have come from a lab. Those kinds of 'suggestions'.
Those ZEDES proved that:
1 the investor - state dispute systems that are part of every free trade agreement now are deadly for self governance by normal people.
2 Wall st and Silicon Valley billionaires are vampires re any projects they propose
"investor – state dispute systems that are part of every free trade agreement"
These systems are an important limit on the incapability of governments to avoid giving valuable favors to powerful special interests.
Suicide booths would reduce 'gun-violence' deaths by about 60%.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/indiana-judge-rules-prison-must-provide-transgender-surgery-inmate-who-killed-baby
A federal judge has ruled that it would be unconstitutional for an Indiana prison to deny a transgender inmate sex reassignment surgery following the inmate's lawsuit against the facility.
The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) sued the Indiana Department of Corrections last year on behalf of a transgender inmate, Jonathan C. Richardson, also known as Autumn Cordellionè, who was convicted of strangling his 11-month-old stepdaughter to death in 2001.
Indiana law, however, prohibits the Department of Corrections from using taxpayer dollars to fund sex reassignment surgeries for inmates. However, the ACLU argues in the lawsuit, filed on Aug. 28, 2023, that the law is a violation of the Eighth Amendment’s prohibition of "cruel and unusual punishment."
The surgery for Richardson, who is serving out a 55-year prison sentence for reckless homicide, "is a medical necessity," according to the ACLU lawsuit.
Judge Richard Young agreed with the ACLU's claims and ruled in favor of Cordellioné last week.
"Specifically, Ms. Cordellioné has shown that her gender dysphoria is a serious medical need, and that, despite other treatments Defendant has provided her to treat her gender dysphoria, she requires gender-affirming surgery to prevent a risk of serious bodily and psychological harm," the ruling states.
The DOC must now take "all reasonable actions" to ensure Cordellioné undergoes sex surgery, according to the order.
Indiana Attorney General Todd Rokita, a Republican, said in a post on X that his office is still reviewing the judge's decision, "but you can undoubtedly expect our office to appeal this decision."
"An Indiana inmate convicted of murder wants our taxpayers to fund their gender-altering surgery! Hoosiers do NOT want thism" Rokita said.
“An Indiana inmate convicted of murder wants our taxpayers to fund their gender-altering surgery! Hoosiers do NOT want thism” Rokita said.
And even this is a good faith, but circumscribed understatement of the breadth and depth of the retardation.
"Federal judge declares existing as a man to be cruel and unusual punishment."
We have officially stuck our heads so far up our own collective ass that simply being born a man is considered 'cruel and unusual' punishment.
Notably, this is not cruel and unusual in any way beyond the psychosis of the inmate. Men exist, and there is no way to actually transmogrify a man into a biological woman.
GODDAMNIT! The ONE group who should be subjected to 'assisted' suicide... JFC, Canada, you had ONE fucking job!
Stochastic terrorism: “Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?”
Secretary of Commerce Gina Raimondo: “Let’s extinguish [Trump] for good,”
In response to such a startling remark from Raimondo, co-host Mika Brzezinski sought clarification to make clear that her guest “meant vote him out,”
Sure she did. Sure she did. Thanks for jumping in there to cover, Mika.
https://x.com/greg_price11/status/1835759467482542153
"The Trump campaign broke out every single receipt in the world."
Trump: Hang Mike Pence
Trump: Execute Gen. Milley
Trump: Execute the Exonerated Central Park Five
Mark Robinson: Kill Al Sharpton
Now, Sharpton is an unapologetic bigot with blood on his hands from the Freddy's Furniture Mart incident, but he isn't running for office. MAGA is now supporting two candidates who support political assassinations.
Oh...Sam Bankman-Fried's former main squeeze, sentenced to prison.
The Mission District has a population of about 45,000 people. Many places would love to have such a small amount of decay. Only 232 drug addicts and 23 prostitutes? Most of southern Appalachia would love to have only 0.5% of its population be drug addicts.
As of three days ago, San Francisco has had 24 homicides this year. That is a 37% drop from last year. It is headed for its lowest homicide rate since 1960. If current trends continue, San Francisco will be among the five large cities with the lowest homicide rates in the US. The others are San Jose, San Diego, Boston, and New York City. All in blue states with strong gun laws.
The authoritarian govt grifter class (blowjob puppet Harris being the latest moron front idiot) is the problem. Too bad Trump didn't shutt down every federal agency created after 1960 and end all this foreign interventionism crap in Ukraine and Israel are somehow more important than American Citizens...Sorry Liz but your hero Zelensky (little Trotsky) is going to lose...get over it..the White Russians will beat the Reds this time..even with the billions the neocons are having the Fed print for them.