Brickbat: Who Wears Short Shorts?

Iran's parliament is set to pass a bill regulating how men dress in public, banning apparel that "is against public modesty, such as clothing that does not cover a part of the body lower than the chest or higher than the ankle." But the Basij, the nation's morality police, is already enforcing the law. They have been beating and arresting men caught wearing shorts in public, at a time when temperatures reaching 45° Celsius (113° Fahrenheit) and frequent power outages have led many men to wear shorts outside.
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Your long pants protect me; my long pants protect you.
The morality police love you long time... And they long for your pants... To be long! To belong correctly to The Tribe, your pants belong to be long!
Do I look like a crime against public modesty in this tube top? Be honest.
Yes.
LOL
WHERE are the Fashion Police when we need them? Maybe Iran could export some of theirs to us...
You wore it. Now kill yourself.
The morality police will shortly say (with the authority of laws that have actually been PASSED), "Now don't get short with us; your pants need to be LONG, and that's the long and the short of it"!
(I do wonder if a pair of briefs plus skimpy (obviously cooling-air-breathing) fishnet pants would be OK?)
Islam is the Religion of Peace... Just so long ass you do twat we say, and get nowhere NEAR showing us your ass (be shit Jack or Jenny) in pubic!
(Cumming soon to a theocracy near you... Donkeys will ALSO need to be well-clothed in pubic! NO ONE MAY SEE YOUR NAKED ASS, of ANY kind!)
Coming to America!
CB
There's GOT to some sort of hidden, DEEP meaning to all this, butt I've not fingered it out yet...
Short Shorts
Song by Royal Teens
Lyrics
… Mm, man, dig that crazy chick
… Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
… Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
… Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
They're such short shorts
We like short shorts
Who wears short shorts?
We wear short shorts
Source: LyricFind
This is clearly demonization of a culture and Islamophobic.
Never mind what they do to women and gay people.
Skin covering is the most important thing.
The police tried to arrest me for my shorts, but Iran.
Where were you Russian to?
Nowhere in particular. Was just a little Chile and needed to warm up.
To the mens room because European.
Such a Spain in the ass.
What, did you meet a Pole?
You guys are all just Roman around.
Ukraining on my parade now!
I was Etruscan you to not tell ANYONE about that!
Now at least PLEASE refrain from telling ANYONE about me and the 7 dwarfs, 3 hamsters, 2 donkeys, 5 gallons of green paint, and my simultaneous under-the-table payments to the landlady and my parole ossifers!!!
https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/21/climate/alaska-crabs-disappear-arctic/index.html
In the Bering Sea, ass well ass in my snow-white pubes, the snow-white crabs are having a WAAAAY hard time of shit! Can't you see how troubles are bearing down on the Bering Sea, AND on your and my crabs, all alike?!?! Shit takes a Global Community to raise our crabs, dammit!!! (Not to mention polar bears... PLEASE see polar perils bearing down on the Bering Sea's polar bears, their crabs, and your and my crabs, and get CRABBY about shit! The pubic at large needs to act crabby locally, and stink globally!!! There's no other way!)
Thanks for ruining the thread.
Sqrlsy is always Hungary for the portion of feces he doesn't throw into threads.
To the Euronal?
>>the Basij, the nation's morality police ... have been beating and arresting men caught wearing shorts in public
sounds kinda latently homosexual, Basij ...
Well, Uranus is homosexual too, ya know!!!
(A solar system which was TRULY morally virtuous, would NOT tolerate the presence of Uranus! The Basij need to get right on that, and RIDE Uranus, and ride shit good and HARD!!!))