Brickbat: No-Show Job

An audit has found that Warren Tyler Agner, who oversaw business development programs at Utah State University Eastern, did not show up to work for two years but was still paid. The audit also found that administrators knew about his absences but did nothing: Agner was friends with his supervisor, as well as the two administrators further up the chain of command. He even lived with his supervisor's supervisor, though neither disclosed this to the school. Agner was paid $157,470 in salary and benefits during the period he was absent. The audit recommended, among other things, updating the school's nepotism and cronyism policy and requiring supervisors to report when an employee is absent. Agner has since been fired, and his roommate resigned before he could be terminated, but the other two administrators remain in their positions.
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Warren Tyler Agner should have had an AI-driven "bot" out there, "doing his job remotely"! If needed, even synthesizing movies of his voice and mug for Zoom meetings!
Lessons learned, people! Do I have to think of EVERYTHING?
So I guess COVID is over in Utah then, science deniers???
I’d ask if he and his supervisor’s supervisor played on the same softball team, but I’m pretty sure, regardless of the answer, that’s grounds for sexual (gender orientation?) harassment and my subsequent termination.
A school supervisor who never shows up for work is likely doing a better job than one who does.
He even lived with his supervisor's supervisor
Was that a gay thing? I was informed today that's a gay thing, and that it's apparently proof that Abe Lincoln was gay.
Given what Lincoln did to the Constitution, I'll believe he was a faggot.
Gosh, how surprising!