Iran's President Dies
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Helicopter deaths: Two of Iran's most influential leaders died in a helicopter crash yesterday, close to the country's border with Azerbaijan. President Ebrahim Raisi—widely seen as second in command, and (until yesterday) the likely successor to the ailing 85-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei—has died, as has Foreign Minister Hossein Amir Abdollahian. State media is blaming their deaths on a "technical failure" of the helicopter as it flew through a mountainous region.
Raisi, nicknamed the "Butcher of Tehran," was responsible for some of the regime's most brutal crackdowns on its critics. Under his leadership, the Mahsa Amini protests for women's rights, including an end to compulsory hijab, were suppressed. He also played key roles in suppressing the 2021–2022 demonstration over water shortages and bad economic conditions and the November 2019 protests over fuel prices, in which roughly 500 people were killed. (Though Raisi only became president in 2021, he was in charge of the judiciary starting in 2019, so some of these things were within his purview before his ascension into greater power.) Earlier in his career, Raisi was part of a small panel that decided to execute 5,000 dissidents during the Iran-Iraq war. The dissidents were not given trials.
The New York Times describes him as a "facilitator of the growing power of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps in Iran's politics and economy." He also helped strengthen Tehran's ties with Russia and China, and emboldened his country's proxies elsewhere in the Middle East.
Bad timing: These two deaths are suboptimally timed, to say the least. After Hamas attacked Israel on October 7, Israel began its subsequent offensive in Gaza, the Iran-backed Hezbollah started firing at Israel from the north, and the Iran-backed Houthis in Yemen started attacking container ships in the region, tensions in the region have been especially high.
Last month, Israel attacked an Iranian embassy building in Syria, killing several military commanders, and Iran responded with an out-in-the-open strike on Israel that did minimal damage but sent a clear message. "Iran's intent was not to provoke a war but only to demonstrate its willingness to attack Israel," Foreign Affairs reported at the time.
Internally, domestic politics are tense right now. There is still widespread anger from the way the Mahsa protests were suppressed, as well as calls for an end to clerical rule. Regime-ordered attacks on dissidents abroad have also increased.
It remains to be seen whether—and how—these two deaths will destabilize Iran, and how that might affect what the ayatollah does not just domestically but internationally.
Scenes from New York:
My favorite movie of all time, Goodfellas, was slapped with a trigger warning by AMC Networks, reports The New York Post.
"This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers," says the message, which now graces the screen.
Ah, yes: In a movie about mob violence, in which human bodies are found hanging, limp and lifeless, in a meat locker, it's the stereotypes about Italians that are offensive.
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Yesterday, a helicopter carrying Iranian president Ebrahim Raisi and others crashed in a remote mountainous region in north-western Iran. There were no survivors.
My initial thought was, I didn’t even know that Bloeing made helicopters.
It turns out it was reported being a Soviet-Russian Mi-171 and weather conditions may have been poor. Given the events in Slovakia, Georgia, and elsewhere, globohomo unipolar sabotage is being floated as a possibility by the non-golden billions. Perhaps those two fishermen that accidentally destroyed the NordStream were somehow involved.
Perhaps those two fishermen that accidentally destroyed the NordStream were somehow involved.
They got you hook, line and sinker again?
They had quite a cast.
They are just stringer you along.
For reel.
Ah, you answered my big question. I was wondering what helicopter company was responsible. Probably for the best it wasn't a helicopter made by an American company.
That said, it seems like this is a good thing for everyone else. Iran focusing itself on an internal power struggle means less money and time to dedicate to harming other countries.
I have my doubts that the Iranians would want anything Made in America flying around their airspace.
Instead of having doubts why not take 5 seconds to find out?
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/11/world/middleeast/iran-boeing-airplane-deal.html
Except for the F14s and other American planes in their air force.
^This.
Without F14's in Iran, how would Maverick and Rooster have escaped?
That's where my mind went. Tons of American and Russian military hardware being used by foreign militaries. I thought it was hilarious in that movie that they went so far to make sure the audience understood it was Iran but didn't say it
Nope, Liz calls it unfortunate timing because how can Iran's terror tactics work if they're focused domestically.
Or it's bad timing because 3rd world terrorist supporting clusterfucks like Iran experiencing domestic political turmoil are usually bad for regional security and stability - in this case in a part of world that's already in the shitter.
I suppose technically there's a chance that some non-shithead will come to power in Iran, but based on historical trends I wouldn't bet on it. The odds are much greater that whoever seizes power next will be just as bad if not worse as the piece of shit who just did the world a favor and croaked.
Right, Hamas and the rest are going to be pissed Iran's checks are late and what? Shoot at Israel, not shoot at Israell?
I hear the Iranian president is a huge kobe fan and wanted to be just like him
The helicopter wasn’t Boeing, but I heard Raisi had information about their safety procedures.
He had some dirt on Hillary.
Sounds like “Globohomo” are as WuTang Clan attributed to themselves: nothing with which to fornicate.
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Just two more useless fucking Hamas Homies that bit the dust. The world is a better place without them.
Helicopter deaths: Two of Iran's most influential leaders died in a helicopter crash yesterday[.]
Uncle Augusto strikes again.
Should have spent some of the money they've been spending to Hamas on better pilot training in adverse weather.
Isn’t that just how people of a certain religious background fly things?
In particular, though anyone seeking "pie-in-the-sky-in-the-sweet-by-and-by" is just about as fearsome as a pilot.
The only reason others aren't as dangerous is that this mentality usually keeps them stuck on the ground under bodhi trees or in their mideaval "veils of tears" and Ganges River filth.
...and Iran responded with an out-in-the-open strike on Israel that did minimal damage but sent a clear message.
The clear message? "We suck at retaliation."
"We want to be taken seriously without the risk of getting our asses kicked."
The drone strike with a few missiles was successful. They had little cost versus the massive resources expended on the Israel side. They wanted to send a message, not try to obliterate the nation. They were able to sneak missiles through the iron dome after it had been saturated by drones. “We can hit you too” by a nation that today may have a nuclear warhead and a pseudo hypersonic missile is a big deal in my opinion.
Iran will fight Israel down to the last Arab. But they won't risk their own obliteration.
The problem is that they didn't sneak anything in, some got by, yes. But it wasn't a calculated 'we know everything about your defenses' move, it was a 'holy shit, you're tougher than we thought's event with a lot of face-saving arm waving afterwards by Iran.
Iran spent pennies on drones while Israel spent dollars on responding to it. Ans they were able to get missiles through where just a few missiles by themselves may have all been intercepted. Iran indicated beforehand it was going to retaliate with a limited, proportional response. That is what that looked like. And they pass a “proof of concept” that they can land missiles on Israel targets. I see it as a “glint of the sword” or a shot across the bow. Do they have a nuclear warhead? Unknown. If not, they may be able to have one soon with a tactic that could land it. I think that is a big problem for Israel.
Iran launched quite a few SRBMs. Those aren't pennies.
Iran spent pennies on drones while Israel spent dollars on responding to it.
Sort of. Pretty sure we ultimately paid for the response.
Iran indicated beforehand it was going to retaliate with a limited, proportional response. That is what that looked like.
Yep, they don’t want to get wiped off the map.
If not, they may be able to have one soon with a tactic that could land it.
What tactic? Fire hundreds of drones and missiles, and hope the one with a nuke doesn’t get shot down?
I think that is a big problem for Israel.
Totally disagree. Iran knows that it will cease to exist if it nukes Israel. They will arm Arabs and let them fight to the death all day long, but they’re not going to risk Persian blood and soil.
Saturate the air defenses first with the cheap drones then follow with the pricier and potentially much more catastrophic missiles. The USAF did similar on day 1 of Desert Storm using gliders to have Iraq shoot their air defense load.
Iran has uranium nuclear reactors and centrifuges as well as an ability to likely get missiles through iron dome. MAD may be what stops Tehran now and not an inability. A new paradigm.
They sent missiles as part of the attack. It wasn't 'cheap drones' - which *are missiles* by another name - and long range drones aren't cheap.
Drones are cheap relative to the cost of the defensive systems.
TALD decoys are a bit more than gliders.
Again I disagree on this being a real risk to Israel. Iran isn’t going to use nukes offensively. But they’ll arm and encourage Arabs until there aren’t any Arabs left.
This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers...
It's a sad day when you have to coddle the eye-talians.
Saw much the same warning on a Gilligan's Island rerun.
"THIS PROGRAM INCLUDES LANGUAGE AND PORTRAYALS DEPICTING CULTURAL STEROTYPES THAT ARE INCONSISTENT WITH TOFAY'S STANDARD OF INCLUSION AND MAY OFFEND SOME VIEWERS. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED."
Watch old Looney Toons on Boomerang.
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits is considered an explicit song these days. "See the faggot with the earing and the make up? Yeah buddy, that's his own hair. Little faggot got his own jet airplane, little faggot he's a millionaire."
Last time I heard the song on the radio that verse was edited out.
Must have been the Canadian version.
What is this "radio" you speak of?
It's this thing in the car that makes noise when there aren't any new podcasts to listen to.
Where he gets all of his conservatives are evil who want to murder and rape illegals from. He can just never remember which host, who said it, or when.
But everyone in Maine listens why they all have those hunting illegal immigrant bumper stickers.
Maine is a well known MAGA hotspot. No downtown Chicago, but close.
There has always been a radio edit of "Money for Nothing" that leaves out that verse (and much of Sting's "I want my MTV" intro), but there were stations that would play the full album cut.
Yeap. Adult contemporary had edited, most classic rock stations did not.
Lately I've been watching Go Go Gophers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQJa3R12WsA&list=PLLhOnau-tupTERL38PVrYtQpEB5KPrHvT
I don’t see how that was offensive to Indigenous people at all. Colonel Kit Coyote and his stoolie Okey Homa were always bested and defeated by the Gopher Indians Chief Running Board and his assistant Running Feather. That was a rarely in those days.
And "Paleface and Redskin both turn chicken" on F Troop.
You need help. 🙂
Love me some Looney Tunes!
They are not offensive at all when seen as an accurate portrayal of past caractured attitudes of human relations. Much like the movies on MST3K portray silliness and absurdities of the past and ridicule it all with color commentary by the Host, the Mads, and the Bots.
“Now I could use me a Hamburger Sammich and a garnish of of French-Fried Po-Tay-Toes so I can have the strength to do martial arts! Hai-Keeba! Gymkata!”
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“….caractured……”?
U gud spelerr. Lol.
Huk'd on foniks werked.
And again. not a mistake I have in Autofill and parade around with pride expecting Reverence.
Start again.
*People who are offended by Gilligan's island*
But those are the viewers I want to offend.
Was that the episode where Gilligan was portraying the God of an invading tribe of cannibals in an attempt to scare them away?
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Or the one where he said: "I'M NOT GONNA DRESS LIKE A GIRL! AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!"
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I think the befuddled professor character is triggering to academics.
He didn’t seem too befuddled if he could make a coconut into any practical piece of technology you could imagine.
Maybe that is what is triggering to Postmodern scholars of useless endeavors suffixed with the term “-Studies.”
Yeah he was resourceful. I missed a lot of the plot because I couldn't take my eyes off Mary Ann's ass.
My choice was always Mrs. Howell. She had both money and experience.
And Mr. Howell would have looked funny wearing antlers while he watched us.
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Yeah, the Howells were always mocked for being wealthy.
Wait until they see how D’Annunzio is treated in Caddyshack.
“Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?”
They say this is skilled work for Italians.
Nice try, Italians. We know you're white. You're not included.
They are Native Americans. See any 50s or 60s spaghetti western.
You're not wrong. The Crying Indian from the littering commericals of the 70's and 80's was an Italian actor. Was made famous playing indians in all sorts of John Wayne movies.
He was, *spit* Sicilian. The worst form of Italianry.
My aunts and uncles (who are of Italian--Sicilian--descent) seem to bring that up at least once every couple of years.
With much throwing of kitchenware?
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"Oi!. They darker than we are!"
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"Oy!" for Jewish folks, "Oi!" for Brits and punks, either for Jewish punks.
Right. I stand corrected.
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Had a pretty close friend many years ago who was of the Italian persuasion. Everybody called him the Godfather. He was a good guy to know. Had a safe full of cash and made me a couple loans. No vig. He knew all of the local politicians and if they were fucking with you he'd make the problem go away. He had a successful side job. Turns out people like to wager on sporting events. The feds got wind of his enterprise and gave him a little vacation in a penitentiary. Just read his obituary a few weeks ago. Funeral was SRO at the local Catholic Church.
It's a sad day when Liz picks this as a favorite film.
Its a great flick.
I would expect something more inspirational and upbeat from our Liz. I guess living in the gritty Big Shitty does that to people.
When the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey...
It's so fucking stupid, too. The movie is based on the book by Nicholas Pileggi that was compiled from interviews he did with Henry Hill. Now Hill was probably bullshitting on some of the stories, but the mob wasn't just pissed with Hill for being a rat, they were pissed with him for basically confirming that the stereotypes were based in reality.
And man, if AMC is doing trigger warnings on the movie, they should read the book, and be grateful Scorese decided not to put in the part about the black guy that got thrown off a roof when he attacked one of the neighborhood Signoras.
These years have been arguably the most productive period of Washington bipartisanship in decades.
That bipartisanship is why you, the taxpayer, has been walking even more funny than usual.
Bipartisanship, two things working together that were never meant to. Like sandpaper and dildos.
Belarus under Alexander Lukashenko has been cracking down on Catholics (and inching closer toward Russia, aiding it in the Ukraine war) for the better part of the last three years.
They put the bela in bela supremacy.
Lukashenko’s opponents will become minskmeat.
Better Kyiv those thoughts to yourself.
"These years have been arguably the most productive period of Washington bipartisanship in decades."
Everyone agrees when they want to spend money.
Well, we don't want to fund the Ukraine war, and you don't want to fund the Gaza war, so let's agree to fund both of them!
Only in DC would this train of thought make sense.
But by being polarized and shouting at each other, we actually resolve things and eventually move forward.
Democracy can't survive both poles being allowed to have much less shout their ideas.
Pretty much the reality of the complaint.
As far back as Liz can remember, she always wanted to be a gagster.
"a gagster."
Freudian slip
The “n” letter inadvertently missing. Interestingly, the “n” word makes an appearance in Goodfellas potentially contributing to the trigger warning.
- 3 points to Chumby.
Do you think you're funny? Funny how?
Am I here to amuse you?
Will $70,000 baby bonuses help solve South Korea's fertility crisis?
Subsidizing/incentivizing baby-having has done wonders for the United States.
Probably won't make a real difference. I've never known anyone to actually make their decision to have our not have kids based on cost. At most they'll use cost as a reason after the fact to justify the decision they already made.
At most they’ll use cost as a reason after the fact to justify the decision they already made.
Whether they have the kid or not.
I agree direct incentives don't work or are transitory and narrowly effective at best. The idea of a government that's stable enough and flush with money to the point that it can forego collecting some OTOH...
That said, I'm pretty sure $70K has been or will be taken from me and mine and I'm trying to avoid using the phrase "trickle down economics" in this context, but $70K somehow spent strictly on sex, especially for married couples, is a *lot* of sex.
I agree direct incentives don’t work or are transitory
You know what else is transitory?
Facts?
— sarc
Definitions of words?
Sobriety? - sarc
Ad hominems?
- sarc
Yeah, I have to agree. The same people who say kids are too expensive spend more money on their "fur baby" than most of us spend on our kids.
And the people who can't afford kids are the ones having more of them.
That's always been that way, though. When society becomes more affluent, people tend to have less children because they're using their disposable income for more self-indulgent purposes. Less wealthy societies tend to be more fecund because 1) increased juvenile mortality rates, and 2) the kids tend to get put to work helping the family at a really early age.
A friend of ours was a vice principal at a high school in Albuquerque in a really poor part of town for a couple of years, and she said dropout rates were really bad mainly because the dropout kids were getting put to work to bring money to the family when they were 14 or 15.
It remains to be seen whether—and how—these two deaths will destabilize Iran,
Yeah, Iran was always “stable”.
Pretty sure they don’t give a crap about white Italian stereotypes, but there may be some colorful remarks about coloreds and Sam Jackson’s character
Africa starts in Rome, just ask any northern ittalian
Kobe! *tosses paper ball into trash* Now lets ride.
- Ebrahim Raisi, last words.
It has been my daily impression that David Leonhardt (NYT) will never miss an opportunity to praise D and blame R. His bias is completely open. This is nothing but politicking for Biden.
The pointless interjection of 'neo' in front of populism sure was lame.
I'm pretty sure putting "neo" in front of other words is one of the ways that virtue signaling retards show others that they're totes smart. Even though it really just signals that they're a douchebag.
Can you believe this shit? In this day and age? A Jew broad, prejudiced against Italians!
Eye-talians
"I think we're overestimating the risks to American democracy,"
You didn't understand their framing. If anyone other than their candidate wins, democracy as we know it is literally over.
You can find similar reactions from most toddlers who dont get the snack they want at lunch
To be fair, only Democrats claim democracy is broken when Republican win.
By contrast, when Republicans lose, they scream that their votes were stolen.
Same shit, different excuse, boaf sides.
Al gore or 2004 ohio never happened per our not a Democrat liberaltarians.
Democrats did it first.
We can ignore the past because it cuts against my conversion to the DNC. - sarc.
You can never criticize them despite claiming you hate them also. It is so weird.
"By contrast, when Republicans lose"
Well, its not a contrast if the other side does it more often and louder.
In recent times I was told Bush stole the election from Gore, Trump/Russia stole the election from Hillary, and recently Kemp stole the election from Abrams.
Meanwhile Trump loyalists rapidly catching up. So many lawsuits, all of them tossed out. The kraken's load of evidence is somehow missing.
OK, so you've got that one time. What are the other elections Republican's have denied? I thought they were the party of election denial. Seems like lots of catching up to do to the "contrasting" democrats
I don’t have names off the top of my head but I’ve seen several state races where Republican losers cry about the election being stolen to the point where declaring fraud appears to be an unofficial plank in the party platform.
So youre ignorant but you just know your narrative is true. Got it.
Not sure how, and every day a new lie is exposed, but he's a believer.
They were not all tossed out. But the cleanest election narrative, trust the state, must go on. Media says so.
"So many lawsuits, all of them tossed out."
Who's going to break it to Brandy?
“So many lawsuits, all of them tossed out.”
Brandyshit lies like Lying Jeffy now.
Don't you know anything? It's not lying if it conforms to the DNC narrative.
Well, except the two presidential elections Democrats claimed were stolen.
And Stacey Abrams - who still says her failed election was stolen.
Democracy is fine.
Democracy: the ability for progressives to use political weapons to attack their opponents.
Democracy under attack as democrats in many states are going after signatures for candidates to get on ballots, the Obama method. Oddly this is happening in many states after fighting signature verification for mail in ballots. And the signatures being questioned is odd. In Arizona all the signatures questioned were from democrats. Are they falsely signing candidate signature forms to later getting then tossed?
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/congressional/3009117/michigan-democrats-accuse-gop-senate-candidates-of-signature-fraud/
EPA under Joe continues to make energy production more expensive, threatening a summer of blackouts. New regulations for carbon capture for coal and NG plants is leading to closures.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/congressional/3009117/michigan-democrats-accuse-gop-senate-candidates-of-signature-fraud/
The Russian Hoax is back!
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2024/05/19/scarborough_there_is_no_russia_hoax_putin_has_and_is_meddling_in_us_elections.html
And..
https://thefederalist.com/2024/05/20/nbc-news-new-york-times-replay-russia-hoax-for-2024-election/
They're not very creative are they. And they even had four years to prepare.
They thought Trump would be in prison with the rest of the J-6ers.
I think they thought the lawfare would play better.
[Tears sheet off tractor-feed printer. Adjusts spectacles to read it.]
At this rate all these walls won't finally close in until after... 2040.
So just in time for Barron Trump.
The "hoax" is that Trump was a Russian asset.
Any country that isn't "meddling" in our elections needs new intelligence directors.
> for alleged subversive activities against the Belarusian state.
Communists, communists never change.
Hey guys,
I just want to console you and offer my condolences over the death of President Raisi. This was clearly the work of NAFO/Mossad agents and the vengeance of the libertarian forces arranged around Mr. Putin, Mr. Kim, and the Iranian mullahs will be swift. Thank God these brave leaders have shown us what the true meaning of libertarianism is— complaining about purple haired woke and making sure everyone on the male volleyball team has a real (not fake!) dick. Libertarianism is a movement, you understand, of people who don’t want the government involved in their lives— except, of course, to regulate when they have a kid, who is allowed to be picked for sports teams, who gets to move here, making sure you didn’t forget your driver’s license when you vote. You know… the essentials. We’re not anarchists here.
Parody is more effective when you have some minimal understanding of the people you are trying to parody.
From Haidt.
In a study I did with Jesse Graham and Brian Nosek, we tested how well liberals and conservatives could understand each other. We asked more than two thousand American visitors to fill out the Moral Foundations Questionnaire. One-third of the time they were asked to fill it out normally, answering as themselves. One-third of the time they were asked to fill it out as they think a “typical liberal” would respond. One-third of the time they were asked to fill it out as a “typical conservative” would respond. This design allowed us to examine the stereotypes that each side held about the other. More important, it allowed us to assess how accurate they were by comparing people’s expectations about “typical” partisans to the actual responses from partisans on the left and the right. Who was best able to pretend to be the other?
The results were clear and consistent. Moderates and conservatives were most accurate in their predictions, whether they were pretending to be liberals or conservatives. Liberals were the least accurate, especially those who described themselves as “very liberal.”
https://bakadesuyo.com/2012/05/whos-better-at-pretending-to-be-the-other-sid/
Let’s give liberals a break, ok? Liberals, as a group, more of less believe in moderate social democracy where people are free to do pretty much whatever they want as long as it doesn’t unduly affect others. So, it’s pretty easy to understand them.
Conservatives, on the other hand, can be divided up into 3 largely distinctive groups: 1.) objectivist assholes who just want poor people and immigrants to die quickly (I call this the moderate wing), 2.) people who think Democrats suck baby’s blood and have sex with 9 year olds, 3.) people who think we are being ruled by lizard people space aliens who are using Jewish overlords as intermediaries so they can harvest humans for food back on their Planet Tralfamador. I mean, it’s a little harder to gauge the latter— wouldn’t you agree?
"people who think Democrats suck baby’s blood and have sex with 9 year olds"
Gosh, I wonder why?
Then there's This.
So, you’re in the second group. Just out of curiosity, when Jewish Democrats suck the adenochrome out of the baby’s body do you think they use paper or plastic straws?
Explain both those links before you attempt to deflect.
It’s fucking weird and thank God his handlers told him to knock it off.
Has he been judged to be a rapist in a court of law or does he have a history of sexually abusing women or bragging about how he could see 15 year olds naked at his cheesy pageants?
LOL, your ally Joseph Rosenbaum did nearly a decade in prison for diddling little kids before Rittenhouse put him down like a dog.
And let's not leave out the massive problem the teaching profession has with sexual molestation. Funny how the Boy Scouts and Catholic Church get excoriated for this stuff in the media, but not the teaching profession. Wonder why that is....
but not the teaching profession. Wonder why that is….
Because they work for the government, and government employees are practically deities as far as the media is concerned.
@sarc: this is the correct answer.
Who the fuck is that guy? Is he running for President? If so, let me know and I will definitely vote against,
No… my representative in Congress is a nice old lady who’s been there forever and has no record of doing moly with teenagers, dressing up in drag, or doing God know’s what with a kettlebell. She’s not even close to being GOP material. If I was a certain type and not a boring well-adjusted Democrat I might be a tad embarrassed.
a boring well-adjusted Democrat
You know, the more you have to say it, the less authentic it seems.
And literally using it as his screen name makes it ultra-authentic.
Because they work for the government, and government employees are practically deities as far as the media is concerned.
I think they're only considered demigods, not full gods.
Who the fuck is that guy? Is he running for President? If so, let me know and I will definitely vote against,
I told you, he's one of your fellow Well-Adjusted Democrats. He'd have been a Biden voter if he hadn't been Butt-Plugged, though, so thank goodness for that.
"It’s fucking weird"
It's fucking pedophilia.
"Has he been judged to be a rapist in a court of law"
It's your own fucking eyeballs, shill. He pinched a nine year olds nipple.
Yeah, yeah. That was weird. But it's not as though he would shower with a 10 year old girl...oh, wait!
Trick question. The answer is metal.
Have you seen a metal straw go through someone’s cheek? You’re a monster!!!1!1!
Bamboo is the new hot.
Invested in those a few years ago and the entrepreneur ran away with the money. I felt bamboozled.
I gotta be honest, I had only seen a couple clips oh him doing this shit and was already thinking "he's a gross old pervert" but this shit literally looks like he is a deviant pedo.
I mean, these videos are fucking bad. I cant imagine being those girls' parents and not being like wtf man, get your fucking hands off my daughter and stop kissing/sniffing her
Nobody agrees with anything you say.
I'm just going to assume that you are deliberately illustrating my point here.
"Moderates and conservatives were most accurate in their predictions, whether they were pretending to be liberals or conservatives. Liberals were the least accurate, especially those who described themselves as “very liberal.”
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Well Adjusted Biden Guy 1 hour ago
- goes on to prove exactly the point he responded to.
*chefs kiss*
They can't help it.
Interesting web site name. Translates loosely as "Really stupid!" with the subject unstated.
To be entirely fair to liberals, the majority of them are actual
childrenyoung people with limited world experience. Liberals are just conservatives who haven't had life beat the shit out of them yet.A few paragraph breaks and a little more punctuation wouldn't hurt.
He’s not parody, he’s just a sock for one of the retarded leftist here.
Yes, they were done in by Mossad's special super-duper secret agent, Eli Kopter, along with James Bondstein acting in support. 🙂
"Eli Kopter"
That one had me lol.
making sure everyone on the male volleyball team has a real (not fake!) dick
Interesting that you felt the need to frame it this way when literally no one anywhere is complaining about trans men on male sports teams.
Lots of people are complaining about trans women on women's teams, but you don't seem comfortable referencing that. I wonder why.
The death of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi has prompted many Iranians in Iran and abroad to celebrate with fireworks and drinks.
I saw the same thing when Joe Biden used fraud to get 81 million Black voters to support him. Probably paid them all like a million dollars that he got from the Snorzos Foundation. There are sickos everywhere I guess.
Kevin McCarthy Lauds Trump Rally Cameo from Lawrence Taylor — NFL Hall of Famer Who’s Also a Registered Sex Offender
Taylor figured out he is a Republican.
https://www.mediaite.com/trump/kevin-mccarthy-lauds-trump-rally-cameo-from-lawrence-taylor-nfl-hall-of-famer-whos-also-a-registered-sex-offender/
More envy
Is there an example of a famous Trump supporter who isn’t a wife beater, total scumbag or insane? I can’t think of any.
Club MAGA has a low barrier for entry.
Yeah, the party of Bill Clinton, Jeffery Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Cuomo, Robert Jacob, Anthony Weiner, and hair-sniffing, child-fondling, daughter-showering Joe Biden would never allow that.
Yeah, those people have all been condemned by the Democratic Party or in jail or dead. If you commit those same crimes and you are associated with the RP or Dear Leader they fucking give you a medal or claim that you are a victim of a MSM hoax. Big difference.
Idiot
"That's (D)ifferent because (R)easons!"
Explain how the aforementioned Hall of Famer wasn't punished for renting that hooker with six years probation.
I'm starting to suspect you're another OBL.
It is a Pluggo sock. Or Tulpa cosplaying as one due to boredom.
I checked my mute list as this guy was grayed day one. AmSoc is no longer on the list. So it is Jeff who used that as a sock.
It is not on the list!
Tic-tac-toe
What kind of crack are you smoking, and is it Hunter’s?
The Donkey Party has never condemned Clinton or Biden. Hell, one of those two assholes is President currently.
Doing pretty well managing the sock vs primary interactions.
At there is a barrier, unlike your side. Which side is NIMBA on again?
How is this guy? For renting a hooker?
Don't let ENB hear that.
In May 2010, Taylor was arrested for raping a 16-year-old girl at a Holiday Inn located in Montebello, New York.[119] He was charged with felony third-degree statutory rape, for allegedly engaging in sexual intercourse with someone under 17.[120] He was also charged with third-degree patronization for allegedly paying the underage girl $300 to have sex with him.[121] The girl told investigators that her pimp commanded her to tell Taylor that she was 19, which Taylor corroborated. The pimp, 36-year old Rasheed Davis, was charged with federal child sex trafficking.[122][123] The girl was represented by celebrity attorney Gloria Allred when Taylor pleaded guilty on March 22, 2011, and was sentenced to six years probation as part of a plea agreement, in which he pleaded guilty to the misdemeanors of sexual misconduct and patronizing a prostitute. He also registered as a low-risk, level-one sex offender.[124][125] On October 26, 2012, a court rejected the victim’s claims that Taylor assaulted her.[126]
Buttplug, who is condemning him however for buying a hooker, posted child pornography links in the comments and got himself permabanned from Reason. And I guarantee you that Pluggo isn’t low-risk, level one.
Ask the ban-evading pedophile what the “2” after his name is for.
"Raisi, nicknamed the "Butcher of Tehran," was responsible for some of the regime's most brutal crackdowns on its critics."
Don't hate him for it folks. Sarcasmic will tell you that is wrong.
I am wondering what is the proper way to react to the death of a world leader these days. When the Queen of England died, a golden tick if ever there was one, conservatives wanted us to mourn her and show respect by ignoring the evil shit England did while she sat by and let it happen without making a fuss.
Now another world leader is dead, an "elected" leader who shepareded his nation through hard times, are we to mourn him and not talk about the evil shit his nation has done while he was at the helm as well or since his nation wasn't a regular ally of the US are we to scorn him and heap our derision upon his corpse?
So hard to tell these days.
conservatives wanted us to mourn her
Hahaha, the fuck Hollywood, Trudeau and the American corporate media are “conservatives”.
“ignoring the evil shit England did while she sat by and let it happen without making a fuss.”
Such as? This one’s got me curious.
“who shepareded his nation through hard times, are we to mourn him and not talk about the evil shit his nation has done”
He has done. He. He ordered the deaths of those antiregime, antitheocratic Iranian protesters. Not the Iranian nation. And the nation's "hard-times" are because of him and his fellow mullahs.
Yeah. It was a weird and dumb take blaming the mourning of the queen on conservatives. Apparently they control all media when you want to criticize them.
Even weirder to claim a figurehead did nothing and that the UK was embarked on evil.
That i expected as he seems to be just as informed as a tik tok activist and hates the west due to that.
It warranted a shoulder shrug from me and most people I know. Her power was mostly ceremonial anyway and I don’t care enough about their politics to know what bad things she did. She had a long ass reign and overall had few scandals compared to your typical royal family member. That’s enough for a modicum of respect, but ultimately I don’t care.
As for Iran… some of the guys who died were leaders that transformed it from a somewhat westernized and free nation into a theocratic authoritarian state at war with everybody. I think indifference towards their deaths is generous when they are certainly deserving of a good “rest in piss”
ignoring the evil shit England did while she sat by and let it happen without making a fuss.”
Such as? This one’s got me curious.
Brexit, of course.
Mxyzptlk must be Harvard educated.
He does have the intelligence of David Hogg.
That’s not exactly a high bar. Ok, it’s a fucking chalk line on the sidewalk.
Has anyone ever seen David Hogg and Gretta Thunburg together at the same time?
A. However stupid monarchy is, the English Queen/King has no practical power, and Charles has been widely ridiculed for speaking out on political matters as subtle as modern architecture.
B. Queen Liz II was born into her job, and that modern job was strictly a ribbon cutting press flack. She was pretty decent at acting it out and seldom speaking politically. On a cost-benefit check, she was well worth the money compared to the figurehead subrole as performed by US Presidents. Obama’s security alone cost $1.4 billion, including gaffes like disrupting a Hawaiian wedding so he could play a round of golf; the English monarchy costs far less for everything.
C. Showing such jealousy of modern English monarchs is weird. It’s not a job very many people would enjoy.
I read somewhere that one of Harry’s ex girlfriends broke up with him because she wanted to work, and couldn’t do that if she married him and had to take on royal duties. Cressida Bonas I believe.
What evil shit did *England* do (Scotland, Wales, and NI were just minding their own business) while she stood by?
Ask the Irish.
The Irish terrorists?
The ones that killed her in-laws to grab media attention while she did nothing in response.
She's definitely super-evil.
I'm not saying I agree with them. But they might tell you something.
Those hard times were people protesting a tyrannical theocratic government.
Wait – Raisi was a blood-splattered Khomeinist, known as the Butcher of Tehran for his role as chief executioner during a massive 1988 purge; a key protégé of current capo supremo Ali Khamenei and his most likely successor. He was committed both to the evil ideology he espoused and to the violent repression so necessary to maintaining its grip on Iran — as witness the 2022 nationwide crackdown against Iranians protesting the religious-police murder of Mahsa Amini for daring to remove her hijab.
Did the Queen have a woman hang for being raped? What purge did she do? I mean last I read the Queen was in charge of the country right?
I missed when the Queen ordered a drone strike
This article from Jeff's favorite unbiased news outlet is... something. Every DNC talking point hit.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-economy-biden-election-president-e3a153c9b0c615ea6e0f2afb91cdc785?utm_campaign=TrueAnthem&utm_medium=AP&utm_source=Twitter
"And there was the pandemic, an event that caused historic job losses for which Trump accepts no responsibility"
Chuckle, just like Buttplug.
Meanwhile, at USA Today:
Biden's polling is horrible. He should drop out to beat Trump.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2024/05/20/biden-trump-polls-2024-election/73702186007/
I mean, pretty brutal:
"What about giving up all the advantages of incumbency? Truth be told, there aren’t many this year. "
"These years have been arguably the most productive period of Washington bipartisanship in decades."
This is undoubtedly bad news for us all.
But I think American democracy is going to be fine.
If Tyler Cowen says this, then i'm starting to be worried.
Liz in other NYC news, Michael Cohen has been shown for the 629,384th time that he is a serial liar. I don't think that matters. Why?
This NYC jury will find a reason to convict POTUS Trump of 'something'. It won't be long.
If Merchan was a competent judge he would issue a direct verdict as the prosecution still has not shown or proven an intent to commit another crime, refusing to even cite the specific crime Trump was supposedly trying to commit.
Merchan may be competent enough, but the actual problem is that he’s obviously bought and paid for. Like with Engoron, they went shopping for him.
Don't want a debacle like with the Florida judge.
Cohen just admitted to embezzlement on the stand. This is going great for Bragg.
Wait, really?
Yup.
Blanche had continued questioning Cohen for about two hours in the morning, including about another matter he said Trump repaid him for in addition to the Daniels’ sum — $50,000 Cohen said he’d paid to end a dispute with a technology company called Red Finch. The reimbursements were “grossed up” — doubled — in order to spare Cohen from taking a tax hit.
* * * *
Blanche asked Cohen if he actually paid Red Finch $50,000, and he acknowledged he’d only paid the company about $20,000. Asked if that meant he “stole from the Trump Organization,” Cohen said, “Yes, sir.”
That’s insane.
In normal circumstances I’d expect this to tank the case. Or at least cut a big hole in it.
In related news, here's an actual MSNBC headline from last week:
"How Michael Cohen’s past lies make him a more credible witness"
Fucking clown world.
So that's what Jeff's been up to lately.
No hope Merchan is going through all these steps so he can find Trump innocent that the charges can not be reused.
I know I can dream
Why does Austin keep going so fucking hard on housing when every other other city known for progressive politics is a horrifically unaffordable nightmare of homelessness that was frozen in amber in the mid 1980s
Austin is in Texas, it's that simple.
Will $70,000 baby bonuses help solve South Korea's fertility crisis?
Finally, something elitist progressive technocrats and Handmaid's Tale-ish trads can agree on.
Will $70,000 baby bonuses help solve South Korea’s fertility crisis?
What would help is unchaperoned, mixed-sex slumber parties, with plenty of booze and liquor, but no smart phones or Switch or X-Box or PS5.
"with plenty of booze and liquor"
"That's rape!"
Modern culture is turning all the men into whiny soyboys and all the women into fat harpies . No wonder the birthrate is down.
$500,000 might do it.
Can they still bring printed manga and collectible action figures?
Liz wrote:
Bad timing: These two deaths are suboptimally timed, to say the least.
Only bad timing for the Iranian theocratic mullahs and their proxies who kill and kidnap, including Hamas and Hezbollah.
For Israel, these deaths couldn't come at a better time.
For
Israelhumanity , these deaths couldn’t come at a better time.I know this sort of thing comes out like every day, but I thought I’d just post that yet another Trump suck off turns out to be a poofster. What is with that shit?
Nick Fuentes streams 'gay porn,' claims it was pro-Israel hack
Probably for the same reason your allies tend to tell on themselves:
A gay couple from Georgia charged with molesting their two adopted sons and using them to record child porn also allegedly pimped them out to members of a local pedophile ring, according to a disturbing new report.
A months-long investigation by Townhall revealed that William Dale Zulock, 33, and Zachary Jacoby Zulock, 35, allegedly used social media to prostitute their two elementary-aged sons.
I thought I’d just post that yet another Trump suck off turns out to be a poofster
Why, look - yet another Democrat shill turns out to be a raging homophobe. Shocker.
Pretty sure it's just a shrike sock. Same obsessions. Same racist language.
Maybe, but I'm in the camp that doesn't think shrike has the chops to sock. I don't think this guy is new-new, but I suspect he's only here during campaign seasons.
100% not new. Never had to mute him. Pretty sure it is AmSoc as he disappeared from the mute list you can find in your profile. One of a few I muted.
Pretty sure it is AmSoc
That seems plausible.
AmSoc was Buttplug.
https://reason.com/2021/08/31/americas-longest-war-is-over/?comments=true#comment-9076679
He is the same one who was doing the equally idiotic "gay black conservative" shtick a while ago.
Nah… I’m fine with homosexuals. Transsexuals are a little weird, but the number of times I’ve seen them around my life in the suburbs is pretty close to zero. Nevertheless, they don’t bother me so it’s all good.
Now that that’s out of the way, I use poofster exclusively to describe a closeted homosexual who uses bigotry and intolerance to cover up for the shame that they are concealing about themselves. They actively make things worse for the people around them so why not call them bad names? They fucking deserve it.
Stop trying to silence speech and call people bigots that aren’t bigots, my nigga.
So . . . Italians *aren't* white?
What about Sicilians?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcZCGMCDzbU
^^^ is that the Hopper/Walken scene?
It is.
"I love history - that shit fascinates me."
love it.
"today's standards of inclusion and tolerance" can suck a dick.
>>These two deaths are suboptimally timed
the universe disagrees.
>>"These years have been arguably the most productive period of Washington bipartisanship in decades."
misspelled unipartisanship
Iran's attack on Israel did little damage not because they didn't want to, but because the US, Israel, and even Israel's neighbors shot down all of the drones and missiles.
You'll have to forgive me if I don't shed a tear now that this murderous pig is dead.
I don't particularly care for the practice of grave dancing, but ngl I cracked up that the idiots in Hamas fell for the claim that Raisi was taken out by a Mossad agent named Eli Copter.