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Protests

Weaponized Bananas

Plus: Ceasefire negotiations, Chinese regulators, American crime, and more...

Liz Wolfe | 5.1.2024 9:30 AM

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Which side were you on in the allergy wars? Over at UCLA, the pro-Palestine protesters have reached peak Angeleno zoomer by figuring out how to be victimized by bananas.

According to Twitter user Linda Mamoun (with video footage to back it up): "There was a protestor in the liberated zone…with a potentially fatal banana allergy. Counterprotestors invaded the encampment and saw all the no bananas warnings. The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere."

Yes, just like settlers!

Meanwhile, over on the East Coast, the Columbia protesters have decided that actually they are the ones who need "humanitarian aid."

"They're obligated to provide food to students who pay for a meal plan here," said one spokesperson-protester. "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you? If the answer is no, then you should allow basic—I mean, it's crazy to say it because we're on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking for."

The protester appears to be referring to the fact that the university has limited meal-hall access and that the protesters were occupying and barricading Hamilton Hall, wanting assurances that the college would not stop deliveries of food from entering.

Crackdown: Now, it's effectively a non-issue: Dozens of protesters were arrested last night as New York Police Department officers entered the building at around 9:30 p.m., called in by President Minouche Shafik. "We regret that protesters have chosen to escalate the situation through their actions," wrote Shafik in a statement. "After the university learned overnight that Hamilton Hall had been occupied, vandalized and blockaded, we were left with no choice."

Shafik also noted, interestingly, that "the group that broke into and occupied the building is led by individuals who are not affiliated with the university."

Meanwhile, police cracked down on other protests across the country—like one at Washington University in St. Louis—sometimes using what looks like excessive force. In St. Louis, reports emerged of police beating up a professor from Southern Illinois University, Edwardsville, named Steve Tamari; Tamari reportedly suffered injuries including a broken hand and ribs.

It's very difficult to sort out all the different threads of this loose campus movement, along with the very different responses from university administrators and local law enforcement. For anyone inclined to forget: speech should be given a wide berth (even that which is ugly and offensive). Campus speech restrictions—to the extent that they ought to be permitted at all—should be content-neutral, a quite legitimate case can be made that tent cities are not permitted by university policies, but nobody should cheer agents of the state exerting more force than is absolutely necessary to break it all up.

Updates from the actual war zone: Hostage negotiations between Israel and Hamas keep breaking down.

The U.S. is trying to hastily broker yet another deal as Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has made sounds indicating that the military will invade Rafah, an area in southern Gaza where some 1 million Palestinians—plus an unknown quantity of Hamas terrorists, in the thousands—are sheltering.

But mediators—Americans, Egyptians, and Qataris—"worry that Hamas appears willing to sacrifice even more Palestinian civilians," according to The New York Times. "[Hamas] officials believe that the deaths in Gaza erode support for Israel around the world." As a result, they're not willing to do very much to prevent an invasion of Rafah and are also resistant to more hostage-for-prisoners deals, including one offered by Israel that would have been imbalanced in Hamas' favor.

Hamas has rejected previous offers, claiming that they cannot meet Israel's demand for 40 living hostages who are female, sick, or elderly, leading many to speculate that Hamas has killed more of the hostages than previously thought. "Throughout the months of negotiations since the last ceasefire Israel has repeatedly asked for a list of the hostages and their conditions," reports CNN. "Hamas has argued that it needs a break in the fighting to be able to track and gather down the hostages, the same argument it made in November before a week-long pause that broke down after Hamas failed to deliver more hostages."

Of the roughly 250 hostages taken on October 7, some 129 are still being held by Hamas, with 33 of those believed to be dead.

One of the Hamas leaders, Yahya Sinwar, appears to be at least responsible in part for the sinking of deals. He has reportedly been negotiating while surrounded by 15 hostages, whom he uses as human shields to prevent Israel from taking him out. (I wonder if he's banana-vulnerable; have we tried that yet?)

Demands for a ceasefire from pro-Palestine activists in the U.S. are fine and good, but they look hollow when it's Hamas that's refusing to agree to a ceasefire or a plan to return the hostages.


Scenes from New York: A meta take that's pretty much spot-on (though that one guy's crop top is beautiful, at least in his own imagination).

More than anything, these people are boring, and artless, and ignorant. They are a total repudiation of everything beautiful about humanity, which I think is what's most irritating of all. The specific cause - which changes seemingly by the month - is in actuality irrelevant https://t.co/EkJtaRW739

— pjeffa (????,????) (@jeff82874662) May 1, 2024


QUICK HITS

  • "Since 2019, prices for many types of consumer purchases in the U.S. have shot up," reports The Atlantic's Amanda Mull. "On average, goods cost nearly 20 percent more than they did before the pandemic."
  • A good point, raised by Just Asking Questions guest Peter Moskos:

Crime. People, it's about crime. There's tons of cheap housing in American cities. Virtually free to buy. But you won't live here because of crime. Not race. Crime. (Well crime and schools.) Reduce crime in cities and double affordable housing. Quadruple in some. https://t.co/IWJPdrttqE pic.twitter.com/A2zmxNF2nl

— Peter Moskos (@PeterMoskos) May 1, 2024

  • Elon Musk went to China to try to convince regulators to approve his self-driving cars.
  • "Changpeng Zhao, the billionaire founder of the giant cryptocurrency exchange Binance, was sentenced on Tuesday to four months in prison, a much lighter penalty than other crypto executives have faced since the industry imploded in 2022," reports The New York Times.
  • Good observation:

Europe is falling behind the USA in effectively every area of technology

SpaceX completely killed the EU launch ecosystem etc

The one area EU is keeping up?

Biotech…

Because even though they try to regulate innovation to death… at least in biotech the US does the same ????

— delian (@zebulgar) April 30, 2024

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  1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Which side were you on in the allergy wars?

    CARTOON CHARACTERS HAVE LITERALLY DIED SLIPPING ON PEELS.

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Slipping on peels is all you're left with when the Banana Republic jokes write themselves.

      1. Anomalous   1 year ago

        This shit's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

        1. mad.casual   1 year ago

          It's all fun and games until a homicidal settler comes at you with a bunch of loganberries.

          1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

            Real life has become a Monty Python sketch. Can't say I'm surprised, we've been beyond parody for years now.

            1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

              PEELS of derisive laughter, Bruce!
              🙂
              😉
              The context provided in the X/Twitter feed of the protester's plea for food made it all the more funnier!

              Do the young folks nowadays not have enough mind about them to bring bottled water and some Clif™ Bars, trail mix, dried fruit, or beef jerky with them just as Every-Day Carry (EDC)?

              1. Rob Misek   1 year ago

                Both Israel and the US are signatories to the UN definition of genocide which will soon be used to issue arrest warrants for Netanyahu and his complicit ministers.

                If the US or any other signatory nation support a regime with warrants for genocide they are in direct violation of their signatory obligations.

                Let that soak in.

                These protests aren’t going away.

                1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                  They won’t go away because they are totally ineffective.

                2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  The only genocide that actually happened was by Hamas on October 7th.

                3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                  Haha. These protesters are clowning themselves bigly, and their movement will be weaker than before this all started.

                  Loser.

                4. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                  Go join the protests then and beg for food from the big, bad, genocidal Zionist oppressors after a few hours! I’m sure some self-hating Jews from Queers For Palestine will happily oblige you with some Matzo Ball soup and Tube Steak Corned Beef Brisket!
                  🙂
                  😉
                  Better yet, why don’t you go door-to-door with a loaded gun and enforce this “warrant” against anyone you think violates the UN ruling….and make sure to start in a gun-friendly place like New Hampshire or Kennesaw, GA!
                  🙂
                  😉
                  Until you practice what you preach, though:

                  Fuck Off, Nazi!

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to protest with me?

      1. SQRLSY One   1 year ago

        All the best-looking babelicious, busty, lusty babes CLAMOR for my amour, AND for my banana! So for the sake of my banana, I am a-peeling!

        1. Outlaw Josey Wales   1 year ago

          You seem more like the banana in the tailpipe type.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HktV2yGtLv8

          1. SQRLSY One   1 year ago

            Banana in the tailpipe sounds KINK-EEE!! (Not that there's anything wrong with kinky, of course.)

            Butt tit sounds PAINFUL, and I'm not into pain! Pain is a pain in the ASS!!!

      2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        If it’s trans, it might be both.

      3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        “I wonder if he’s banana- vulnerable;…..”

        God damn, I love 2024! Haha.

    3. Randy Sax   1 year ago

      When I was a kid there was the "peanut-free" lunch table in school. If you have an allergy go to that table. From what I've heard it's now flipped. There is one "peanut" table and the rest are peanut free. I hate the societal flip of making your problems a burden on everyone one else instead of just dealing with it.

      1. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

        If you're claiming wildly that childhood vaccinations have lead to a rapid increase in food allergies then I want to subscribe to your newsletter.

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          A rapid rise in paranoid mothers has led to a rapid increase in “allergies”.

          1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

            ^This^

          2. Dillinger   1 year ago

            I thank my mother for caring so little.

        2. Quicktown Brix   1 year ago

          Not looking to hijack your joke here, but I believe the leading hypothesis of increased allergies backed up by research (hygiene hypothesis: clean living conditions mean kids aren't being exposed to germs that train their immune systems to tell the difference between germs and harmless allergens) may suggest immunizations would more likely reduce allergies by mimicking actual germs.

          Luckily I grew up in filth, as do my children. No allergies at all in my house, but maybe there's a little too much dog hair in our supper.

      2. Ajsloss   1 year ago

        I hate the societal flip of making your problems a burden on everyone one else instead of just dealing with it.

        Good thing you weren't around for covid...

      3. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

        Get rid of the democrats and that shit goes away with them.

      4. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Government: we recommend that you don't feed your kids peanuts until they're five years of age so they don't develop allergies.
        Nearly a whole generation of parents follows recommendations, a huge increase in peanut allergies.
        Government: oops, uhm, yeah not feeding kids peanuts has contributed to a huge increase in peanut allergies. Trust the science!
        Public: didn't you tell us not to feed our kids peanuts, now you're telling us to feed them peanuts, and you want us to trust your science?
        Government/media: the science changed (dehr).

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          Now take this untested vaccine or else. Trust us it's 100% safe and effective. Don't ask questions, especially in public or on social media.

    4. Krokko   1 year ago

      Note to self: Develop claymore mine loaded with peanuts instead of pellets. Peanut frag grenades as well.

      1. MrMxyzptlk   1 year ago

        Years ago on Last Man Standing they made the joke, "Since when did all the North Koreans need to take over the US is a jar of Peanut Butter?" in reaction to classrooms being peanut free zones.

        Now just rub bananas on things and keep the leftists away. I forsee a spike in the price of bananas and Califonia passing laws declaring bananas as deadlt weapons.

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          It has that green/yellow thing that goes up. No fruit needs that.

          1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            No bunch should have more than 10 bananas in it.

            1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

              But Plantains will be okay.

            2. Smack Daddy   1 year ago

              When they get old and turn black, they become assault bananas.

        2. Jefferson Paul   1 year ago

          Why are all of the Republicans against common-sense banana control?

          1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

            Because they're in the pockets of the National Banana Associations pockets.

    5. NealAppeal   1 year ago

      My thought immediately while reading of threatening bananas.

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        I’ve heard of banana clips, but not banana bombs!
        🙂
        😉
        I guess this means that Charles Nelson Reilly can be a Drill Instructor!
        https://youtu.be/sraffAfXjJ0?si=ju86cdo-YFiENG-t
        🙂
        😉
        Shhh!…Don’t tell Rick DeSantia about these commercials!
        🙂
        😉

      2. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Well yeah, you’ve got peal right in your name, Neal. Of course you’re a dangerous terrorist!

    6. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

      Electrical bananas is bound to be the very next phase.

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Quite rightly!
        https://youtu.be/bb3WpOJvsug?si=as0YLNrDERLLfMUS
        🙂
        😉
        I say they should for The Purple Banana before they put them in the truck!
        https://youtu.be/aXJhDltzYVQ?si=fdW_x929h2igRkJn
        🙂
        😉

      2. Zeb   1 year ago

        I'm just mad about saffron.

        1. mulched   1 year ago

          Sorry, Zeb. Saffron's mad about me.

      3. Number 2   1 year ago

        There you go spreading hate lyrics. Just like settlers.

        1. Outlaw Josey Wales   1 year ago

          Mellow Yellow Journalism...

    7. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

      Best deport them for their own safety, since we're now effectively a Banana Republic.

      1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        I’m already laughing my ass off at today’s comment thread. Reason really shouldn’t shut this down.

        That would be bananas.

    8. Dan S.   1 year ago

      The mention of bananas as weapons made me think of Axel Foley in Beverly Hills Cop and putting a banana into the tailpipe of a car. Hey, the story does involve police in the greater Los Angeles area.

  2. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Jonathan Choe
    @choeshow
    ABSOLUTE MADNESS: Monday evening, more than a hundred migrants invaded Seattle's Central District and took over Powell Barnett Park, a popular play area for kids and dogs. There are now more than 30 tents set up on a grassy area and wooden pallets are scattered everywhere.
    Group leaders say they won't leave until more money is provided for better living conditions. Sure sounds like extortion.
    The usual far-left activists were there to help orchestrate this massive move. Old friend Rosario Lopez Hernandez spotted me right away and chased me out of the encampment with a cardboard box. She's facing charges for disrupting a Seattle council meeting in February.
    Councilmember Joy Hollingsworth and Mayor Bruce Harrell say there are no more city resources and state funds won't be available for a few more months.
    So now what? I'm staying on top of this with

    https://twitter.com/choeshow/status/1785197411041976735

    For some reason they never demand work permits despite sarcs narrative.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      They need the money for food truck upgrades.

    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Blue shitholes continue their devolution into open-air insane asylums.

    3. Super Scary   1 year ago

      Man, look at how walkable that encampment is! So progressive!

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        It won't be for long after the needles and turds start piling up and spreading.

    4. middlefinger   1 year ago

      Hope lies in the proles, Chicago

      https://youtu.be/L_71dFCAUi8?si=fmQRDNNSIo004tgH

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        If the Libertarian Party was a thing, they would have a Mayoral candidate that would promise to get Chi-Town Citizens their taxdollars back, free them to buy and sell guns, de-licence opening a business, auction off all City assets not related to upholding the NAP/NIFF, and then tell the Citizens: "The City is yours! Go to it!"

        The Windy City would be emptied of crime, the streets would be cleaned up, potholes would be filled, prosperity would abound, and that Mayor would be more popular than Ferris Bueller!

    5. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      The way the video was edited, it's almost like the videographer is flying away from his pursuer!
      🙂
      😉
      It's funny how she was asking everyone to cover their faces! As if the videographer was going to steal their "souls". Truly, we have returned to the primitive!
      🙂
      😉

  3. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Less than a week after Johnson made it possible to send 61B to Ukraine, Ukrainian generals signal a strategic retreat.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/ukraine-army-chief-admits-tactical-retreat-underway

    1. HorseConch   1 year ago

      How are they going to launder all that money if it gets spent on the battle field?

      1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

        Don't worry, I'm sure congress and Raytheon have a plan.

    2. middlefinger   1 year ago

      I suspected something was up when they pardoned Putin for Navanly’s murder. Seems like they’re ready to negotiate?

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Sure glad we gave them another $61 B we don't have. That's money well spent. #thisiswhatvictorylookslike.

  4. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    The next day they came back waving bananas like settlers waving machine guns & smeared bananas everywhere.

    Or like the frat bros did with their cocks to my pledge class!

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      You were supposed to keep that a secret!

    2. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      You went to school with Kavanaugh?

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      The hilarious part about this is that 1) the whole "banana allergy" thing is likely complete bullshit, and 2) the people waving the bananas were calling the protestors a bunch of shit-flinging monkeys. Which all leftists, of course, are.

  5. Anomalous   1 year ago

    “Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation"
    YES!

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      The university must immediately end its genocide of the students and agree to a ceasefire.

      1. Social Justice is neither   1 year ago

        For there to be a ceasefire does that mean the university gets to start shooting first?

      2. HorseConch   1 year ago

        Have we hit peak retard yet? Listening to that dumb bitch try to explain that the school's food service needs to serve meals to the kids in the building they took over is absolutely amazing. In my 4 years at a public university, nobody ever delivered my meals, but I along with tens of thousands of fellow students managed to not get genocided.

        1. mad.casual   1 year ago

          but I along with tens of thousands of fellow students managed to not get genocided

          ... until 2020.

          1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

            Serious question: Do raccoon dogs have the cognitive capacity to implement genocide?

            1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

              What about bears in trunks?

              1. HorseConch   1 year ago

                Can they be repelled with assault bear spray?

                1. R Mac   1 year ago

                  Don’t know, but they break right through killer zip-ties.

        2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          They're obviously not doing it right. They contend their protesting Colonialism (still don't know how you colonize your own homeland, but whatever), but demand food and water. It's pretty apparent they haven't heard of Gandhi (who was protesting real colonialism).

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

            According to the proggies, the State of Israel never existed until 1948. And most of them couldn't even get that year correct.

            What they think about Palestine is just pure invented nonsense.

            1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

              They also probably think the founding of Islam predates Christianity. I actually debated with a moron who actually thought this. When I showed him Mohammed was born five centuries after Christ, he said that didn’t mean anything, that doesn’t show Christianity was older. And he said the Muslim conquest of the Levant, Anatolia, and North Africa from the Byzantines was just them reclaiming their ancestral land. Also didn’t believe me when I told him the Muslims attacked Christian Europe centuries before the first crusades (which was how the debate started in the first place, his claiming that Christianity has continuously tried to use force to eliminate Islam and Islam only used force to defend against Christian (and he used Christians and Europeans interchangeably, didn’t realize that there are Christians Church communities that pre date most European communities, in Israel, Egypt, Ethiopia, Syria and Persia)).

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                I see you were dealing with another victim of the public school system.

              2. R Mac   1 year ago

                Well, he’s a moron.

                1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                  I read this in the voice of the Jake from State Farm commercial.

              3. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                LOL! The same dipshits who fail to grasp that Constantinople was named after the Roman emperor and that the Roman empire was not extinguished until the Muslims snuffed it out in 1493 and burned all the books and records because they liked to ensure their future rule by wiping out all ties to the past. Constantinople itself was built upon the ruins of Byzantium, which was inhabited by people who have always been considered Greek, not Arab.

                They can, however, sing you the song, which only draws a proper conclusion when you consider that the Turks murdered the former inhabitants. All the other people whose business it was were dead.

                1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                  To be fair, by 1493 calling it an Empire was a really big stretch. Better to say Rome had reverted to its roots, a city state with some extra-urban territories. Then again, they also probably don't realize Turks aren't Arabs.

                  1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                    Nor are the Kurds and Persians.

          2. middlefinger   1 year ago

            Babylonbee headline… History repeats itself as communists run out of food

            1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

              Have they started eating zoo animals yet?

              1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                There’s a zebra on the loose in North Bend, WA. Starving protesters are throwing bananas at it.

                True story. Not a joke. (Sleepy joe voice)

                1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

                  A week ago they had an elephant loose on Butte. Probably a good thing it wasn't Miles City, someone would have tried tying it off.

    2. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

      Remember the protest a few weeks ago where the one chick had tampon problems and that was some sort of human rights violation? Just leave, lady, no one is forcing you to sit there. Hungry? Thirsty? Just leave. You can probably come back without too much difficulty...it's an open field with tents.

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        Are they all plants from the anti-college crowd trying to let us know how fucking worthless most of the degrees are they are earning? Nothing beats human rights complaints levied by trespassers. The seriousness these morons speak of such horrors lets you know just how useless they are.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          They aren't worthless. They fund democrat activists pretending to be professors to indoctrinate the kids.

      2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        I can feel her pain. A couple months ago my wife texted me to buy teen pads with wings for my daughter on my way home.

    3. R Mac   1 year ago

      WHAT DO WE WANT?

      DEATH BY DEHYDRATION AND STARVATION!

      WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

      NOW!

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        Can we get a couple ours of chanting with that "Legionnaire crawling on his stomach through the desert, dying of thirst." voice first? I was looking forward to at least a few minutes of raspy throat clearing and barely audible demands whispered into the megaphone first.

        1. R Mac   1 year ago

          WHAT DO WE WANT?

          DEATH BY DEHYDRATION AND STARVATION!

          WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

          AFTER MAD.CASUAL IS DONE BEING AMUSED BY THEIR SUFFERING!

    4. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      This entire event has made for the best memes ever.

      1. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

        Yes.

    5. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

      Their iphones only have 6 hours of charge left.

      1. Minadin   1 year ago

        One of the funniest things I've ever seen was when St. Louis City Hall cut power to their own outdoor outlets, because the Occupy protesters were using them to charge their iphones. Oh, the kids did not like that one bit.

    6. Minadin   1 year ago

      The ones who were students are suspended, along with their meal plans. The ones who invaded and barricaded the building apparently are not affiliated with the university, though.

      1. American Mongrel   1 year ago

        King slutzky is a(n?) UAW steward of course.

    7. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Keep in mind, the students are just the retarded Frankenstein's monster of the professors at their schools, and the left-wing NGOs who recruit them.

      While they are pawns and will bear the brunt of the response, none of this will actually slow down until you start suppressing the marxists in academia and the billionaire champagne socialists funding these organizations and causes.

      1. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

        and the billionaire champagne socialists funding these organizations and causes.

        And RICO was his name oh!

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          That's one reason it's a shame that Trump is going to be the GOP nominee. He's in no way equipped to go after those people with lawfare like DeSantis would have been.

          And GOP leaders are fucking retarded if they're not asking him what he did to lock down Florida as a sudden GOP stronghold like he did. There's a lot more going on there than just him taking out one corrupt elections clerk like Brenda Snipes.

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Florida's election reform to remove the 2020 changes was a huge part of it.

            1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

              Even in 2020, though, it was drama-free. I'm pretty sure it was called around 10 pm Eastern time, which had to have been a 30-year record. From 2000-2018, it was constantly the "welp, we're waiting on southern Florida again!" like what happened in Nevada with Clark County when Reid's machine was running the state.

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                No more hanging chads!

                1. Stuck in California   1 year ago

                  I guess they finally met the slutty pumpkin and could move on.

              2. JesseAz   1 year ago

                Yeah. They spent a long time fixing the 2000 election crap. They actually learn from every election and implement correction plans. The opposite of most states that deny there were errors and lately criminalize you noticing.

                1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                  They spent a long time fixing the 2000 election crap. They actually learn from every election and implement correction plans.

                  Eh, I don't know about that. Snipes was put in place by Jeb specifically in response to the clusterfuck that Broward County turned into during that election, and she proceeded to make it the epicenter of the Democrats' "oh look at all these random ballots we found in the janitor's closet" crap in Florida that was pulled in Washington state and Minnesota in the 2000s during close elections.

                  The actual margin of victory by Republicans there the last four years is probably what it always was over the last generation, when you take out all the Democrat party fuckery. The margins were simply too much for the Dems to overcome most of the time.

                  1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                    The fact that democrats don't follow state regulations is part of their tool kit.

        2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          ¡Suave!
          🙂
          😉

    8. Jerry B.   1 year ago

      There will always be whiny bitches. Always.

  6. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Jeff and Sarc will be here to claim Free Palestine protestors are trump cultists after this outburst.

    Dan Lennington
    @DanLennington
    University of Wisconsin police confirm chants of "Heil Hitler" being directed to Jewish students
    @UWMadison
    .
    @uwchancellor
    's response should be carefully considered in light of Title VI obligations.

    1. damikesc   1 year ago

      Find the names who did it and publicize then as Nazi supporters.

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        I was told it's okay to punch Nazis, do those rules still apply?

    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      "University of Wisconsin police confirm chants of “Heil Hitler” being directed to Jewish students"

      Oh yeah, I bet chemjeff is super outraged.

      Of course, "Heil Hitlers" are nowhere as bad as Trump saying a different phrase, in a different language, about a different topic, about illegal immigration.

      1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

        BLOODBATH!

        1. HorseConch   1 year ago

          Lots of Very Fine People involved.

      2. Super Scary   1 year ago

        Honestly, I'm still reeling over him getting two scoops of ice cream. This is all too much.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Don't get me started on how much Diet Coke he drinks.

          1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            Ketchup on a steak!

            1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

              Nothing sets off the flavor of a steak like some ketchup.

              1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                A little floor spice makes everything nice.

                1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

                  As long as you don't mix TexMex and Continental.

              2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                And well-done too! Don't mention that to Sarc! He might get the tremors!
                🙂
                😉

                1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                  🖕

            2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

              Heinz 57 is ketchup based. I prefer it on my steak sandwiches with mayo.

            3. Zeb   1 year ago

              The ketchup is fine. It's the well done steak that offends me.

              1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                How do you feel about eating pizza with a fork?

                1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

                  Not as reasonable as eating a Snickers with a fork.

                  1. George Costanza   1 year ago

                    Exactly.

                2. Zeb   1 year ago

                  If you are too fancy to get your fingers all greasy, you shouldn't be eating pizza.

                3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

                  Not a problem. The crust should be so thin that it barely holds up the toppings, NY style. Nice and greasy.

              2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                Shhhh! You'll summon Sarc!
                🙂
                😉

                1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                  You mean this?

                  sarcasmic 3 years ago
                  Flag Comment
                  Mute User
                  Who are you talking to? The voices in your head? Brow beating? Reallh?
                  .
                  And yeah, if I was cooking broiler when you ordered yours MW, I’d find the fattiest, gristliest piece I could find and burn the shit out of it. Nothing personal, but if you want to ruin meat, you won’t ruin good meat on my watch.

                  Totally normal behavior.

                  1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

                    Yeah. That was so funny to walk in on! And the sub-thread about Sarc not knowing about Cuban sandwiches? Priceless!
                    🙂
                    😉

    3. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Were Rob Misek, Misconstrueman, Nardz, and Goldie on the scene?
      🙂
      😉

  7. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    The U.S. is trying to hastily broker yet another deal...

    The administration has a tiny but vocal faction of its base to appease before November!

    1. Moonrocks   1 year ago

      It's not that, it's that the regime is desperate for something, anything, that can be touted as a foreign policy win. As it stands, they're 0-100 and counting, forcing the media to focus on the stellar economy.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        As it stands, they’re 0-100 and counting,

        It's actually closer to 0-$80B and counting.

    2. HorseConch   1 year ago

      How bad are the real polls when they are pandering to a sliver of a shitstain that is out of step with 80-90% of the American voters?

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Look at all the new regulations they're rushing through that are worded in such a manner as to make it difficult for the next administration to undo them and the laws they are pushing that would tie the next administration's hands on funding. That shows how much (or rather little) confidence they have in winning in November. I'm thinking the main reason the Universities started cracking down on the protestors is because it's pissing off so many Americans. I also wouldn't be surprised to see NY declare a mistrial after Cohen's little TikTok stunt (and him basically admitting he has been following the testimony of other witnesses, which is illegal). The trial doesn't seem to be hurting Trump and the more the judge shows his bias, the less it's going to help them. People are just a little pissed over all this.

        1. HorseConch   1 year ago

          The lawfare seems to be having the opposite effect they wished it would. Trump doesn't have to campaign because he gets a camera in his face every day. They've gone so hard on the Trump is a criminal bullshit that anyone with any kind of sense can see it and sympathize with him. The Trump is getting fucked by the system crowd is growing daily.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

            My greatest fear is that Trump would just keep mouthing off and blow the best PR campaign he could ever hope for. He seems to be listening to the handlers, toning down his rhetoric and letting the persecution speak for itself. The "bloodbath" debacle is the best the left has been able to spin and they more they flail like that, the more they are revealed for the lying sacks of shit that they are.

            1. R Mac   1 year ago

              What are you talking about? We found the “bloodbath” controversy extremely credible.

              — Jeffsarc

            2. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

              Well he's currently raging about RFK Jr. because Operation Warpspeed. An unforced error. He gets booed at MAGA rallies when he brings it up but he still can't admit he got rolled. He needs to SFTU about it instead of reminding everybody. Same with Kristi Noem and the puppycide story. Unforced error.

              1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                Not owning up to getting taken in by Fauci and the CDC is a mistake. Instead of raging he should lean into it, roll his eyes and say, "That's what I get for trusting experts that I didn't appoint. Hey, didja notice that the CDC had to change the definition of vaccine after they lied to me about what could be achieved?"

                I will never understand the dog stories. They pulled that shit on Romney too and I would speculate that not one person changed their vote because if it. It is just propaganda to reinforce the bubble.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  "Not owning up to getting taken in by Fauci and the CDC is a mistake. Instead of raging he should lean into it"

                  1000% this.

              2. R Mac   1 year ago

                He should also stfu about Israel and let Joe stew in the issue.

        2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

          Protests always look bad for the party in power. Unelected bureaucrats (police, state agencies, universities) backed them in 2020 because they wanted regime change. They are opposed in 2024 because they support the current regime.

          The system has been rigged to support the massive portion of the state that is unelected for a long time which is why they didn't give a shit going back 35 years about Bush-Clinton, Clinton-Dole, Bush-Gore, Obama-McCain, or Obama-Romney. They opposed any outsiders who they were not sure they could manipulate. The FBI did a number on Perot. They thought they did a number on Trump the first time and had to enlist friends to prevent Trump #2.

          The only reason I stop at 35 years ago is that is when I started voting. It is what I have personally witnessed. The deep state protects the deep state. It has for my entire lifetime.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            You can see it in 1988 with Bush/Dukakis (two establishment politicians) and even to a certain extent with Reagan/Mondale in '84.

            It was different in 1980 because the establishment was terrified of Reagan, but he had too much Q rating, a record as California Governor, and a mastery of the media formats at the time. Once the Bush guys came on board after the election, he became "one of them" to a great extent. Most of the spazzing about Reagan after 1984 came mainly from the Hollywood/music industry crowds, who always bitch about the Republican anyway.

            The main reason the GOP went back to Nixon in 1968 was because he WAS the establishment's choice. Goldwater absolutely scared the shit out of them because he was such an unapologetic anti-leftist and right-wing populist. He would have lost 1964 anyway due to Kennedy grief, but not to the extent he did if the party's northeastern wing had actually backed him.

  8. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    "After the university learned overnight that Hamilton Hall had been occupied, vandalized and blockaded, we were left with no choice."

    No choice, the cry of the occupier! Columbia is now a colonial force.

    1. mad.casual   1 year ago

      An unending struggle between indigenous student populations and colonizers that dates back to the pre-Columbian era.

    2. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

      All I want to know is whether Minouche rhymes with douche.

    3. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      What exactly is going on in the tunnels under Hamilton Hall? Do they have enough fuel to treat the wounded? Will New Jersey accept the refugees? Will the U.S. veto Columbia U censure votes in the UN?

  9. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    A meta take that's pretty much spot-on (though that one guy's crop top is beautiful, at least in his own imagination).

    The colonizers have yet to supply him with a full shirt.

    1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

      I saw that in the video and could not figure it out at first, if he was role playing some confused gender identity mix of a Palestinian woman who let her head scarf drift down to protest having to cover her hair.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      The 1980s called and they want his male crop top back.

    3. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

      Another victim of Shrinkflation.

      1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

        HE WAS IN THE POOL!

        1. George Costanza   1 year ago

          That’s what I said!

  10. JesseAz   1 year ago

    Shafik also noted, interestingly, that "the group that broke into and occupied the building is led by individuals who are not affiliated with the university."

    Not sure why this is interesting. It is well known that various 501c3 groups fund these protests through various entities. This has been known for many years at this point, despite denials of such.

    1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      It's getting near summer of an election year. The zealots need another revival on an election year.
      I never would've have guessed Hamas would be the heroes and 1200 murdered Jews would be the villains. Weird fucking world.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Critical theory and subjective truths lead to weird shit.

      2. SQRLSY One   1 year ago

        Would someone PLEASE explain to "Hamas leader" Yahya Sinwar that unprovoked war is a SIN? "Hey SinWar! War! What is shit good for! Absolutely NOTHING! War is a SIN, Sinwar!"

      3. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Weirder is the same people saying it was okay to punch Nazis now openly using Nazi slogans (or at least tolerating others using Nazi slogans in their protests) and Nazi imagery and calling for a final solution (all of which have been documented at these protests). It's almost like they don't know what a Nazi really is. Hmmm, can't be that's to crazy because they're the educated elite, or so they tell us.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          ”Weirder is the same people saying it was okay to punch Nazis now openly using Nazi slogans”

          It was never about punching ‘Nazis’ and always about punching whichever pleb they were calling a “Nazi”.

    2. Ron   1 year ago

      how many of these 501c3 are getting monies form our own government and probably through the university as well. we are paying for our own demise

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        A lot. Both directly and through Sue and Settle started under Obama.

  11. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    "On average, goods cost nearly 20 percent more than they did before the pandemic."

    To be fair, that's mostly because the dollar is worth much less.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      The two phenomena seem to be linked.

    2. Longtobefree   1 year ago

      Or more accurately, than they did before Biden - - - - - - - -

    3. Sevo   1 year ago

      Further, the implication is that illness rather than the government response was the cause.
      Screw you, Newsom and Breed.

    4. SRG2   1 year ago

      That's not a "because". That's simply a restatement of the same thing. It's like saying, a dollar buys less than it used to because of inflation, when inflation is a dollar buying less. The question is why.

      Unless you're asserting that the USD is worth less in FX terms, in which case you're just wrong.

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        Seen the Mexican peso exchange rate lately?

        1. Nazi-Chipping Warlock   1 year ago

          Yeah, it was a lot worse than 4 years ago.

      2. Zeb   1 year ago

        That's the joke. You may have noticed that Fist will from time to time engage in humor.

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Shrike lite has no sense of humor.

          1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

            Just one of the many traits he lacks.

        2. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

          NEVER

          1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

            I always take you seriously.

            1. Stuck in California   1 year ago

              Me, too. It's way funnier that way.

          2. JesseAz   1 year ago

            Well aktualy...

      3. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Duh. But thanks for shrikesplaining for us, not shrike.

  12. Sandra (formerly OBL)   1 year ago

    Despite Biden's low approval rating, he sure is delivering for the Koch-funded libertarians who voted for him. 🙂

    White House considers welcoming some Palestinians from war-torn Gaza as refugees

    #CheapLaborAboveAll

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Kibbeh with a side of dead Jews in the food trucks.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      We need to import a better crop of protesters. The current ones need food and water delivered.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Hence the need for food trucks.

      2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        Just think, we need those plant engineers that the Palestinians use, they can make a half days worth of fuel last for several months.

        1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          They probably made one of those 1,000 mpg carburetors I’ve always heard about.

      3. R Mac   1 year ago

        They’re also great at digging tunnels I hear.

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          They'd be a boost to our space program. Look at how they can build rockets out of their water mains. They only misfire 50% of the time.

      4. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        Well, that one dude did light himself on fire. In between that and sleepy joes cannibals, there’s gotta be a BBQ joke in there somewhere. All the pieces are there.

        I’m guessing delivery was unavailable.

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          Lighting yourself on fire would be closer to grilling or flame broiling. Maybe a Burger King joke? Now if he placed himself in a smoker for several hours, that's real barbecuing.

        2. Stuck in California   1 year ago

          sleepy joes cannibals

          Band name.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Palestinians typically don't work in service industries in the US as peon labor. They're cultural marxists at heart, and almost always go the activist route and get jobs in NGOs and other related professions to subvert the US.

    4. mad.casual   1 year ago

      I’m calling dibs/excusing myself in advance for LOLing if this winds up with Blinken, Garland, or Mayorkas or all of the above getting ‘from the Potomac to the Atlantic’ed.

      I mean, I’d love to think that, uh, the FBI is going to, uh, thoroughly vet anyone from a war zone on the side of a terrorist regime that they would, uh, invite to the WH. And that the FBI, uh, totally wouldn’t hatch a plot to get a bunch of heads of state, that they wanted out of the way, killed or captured to advance the emergency powers of The Deep State and impugn their enemies, but I’m not entirely clear that that’s the world we live in.

  13. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    There's tons of cheap housing in American cities. Virtually free to buy. But you won't live here because of crime. Not race. Crime.

    It's possible that if you some crazy how reduce crime that that housing will no longer be cheap.

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      But do they have sidewalks and bike lanes, hmm?

      1. Longtobefree   1 year ago

        No need for bike lanes; a bike will be stolen before you can get on it.

        1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

          And they'll blame a white woman.

      2. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

        That house in Detroit has one of those old style TV antennas on it. How very retro.

        The Detroit housing market has apparently avoided bidenflation.

    2. middlefinger   1 year ago

      Wait, Reason ideology is not All Cops are Bastards or ANCAP ACB?

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        I think shits getting so bad they let Liz say what she wants because they can't pretend otherwise.

  14. JesseAz   1 year ago

    "Since 2019, prices for many types of consumer purchases in the U.S. have shot up," reports The Atlantic's Amanda Mull. "On average, goods cost nearly 20 percent more than they did before the pandemic."

    Found the spittin tobaccy buyer.

    1. HorseConch   1 year ago

      What's the going rate on a drum of Cheesy Poofs?

      1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

        Ask Jeffy.

  15. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Elon Musk went to China to try to convince regulators to approve his self-driving cars.

    Look who thinks he's Nixon.

    1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

      Would you buy a used car from this man?

      1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        I wouldn't buy a new car from Muskie...unless I bought it with work-from-home earnings, just to fucking piss him off!
        🙂
        😉

    2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      He's there to scold any work-from-home Chinese and order them to commute to the Laogai and make his batteries for him!
      🙂
      😉

  16. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

    From the pandemic era:

    Re: peanuts...or COVID...or bananas apparently...

    If you feel like you’re in an at-risk group, then by all means take whatever measures you feel are reasonable for yourself. You can politely ask me to help you protect yourself, but don’t expect me to make any effort to help you though and if you try to force me to do so, there is going to be backlash.

    If your kid is deathly allergic to peanuts, I expect you to teach your kid to not eat peanuts, to carry an epipen in case he accidentally does so, and to politely ask me if the cookies I’m serving might possibly have peanuts in them. If you inform me before hand, I’ll probably even make an extra effort to avoid creating an issue for your kid.

    But if you say “No one who sends a kid to this school can be permitted to have any peanut products in their home because they could be uncaring assholes and let their kids eat peanut butter toast and wipe their hands on their jacket before coming to school and killing my kid.” I’ll probably say “Fuck you” and slick my kid’s hair back with peanut oil and send them to school with a PB&J for lunch.

    Good thing I don’t have kids, I guess.

    1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

      Also, the cure for peanut allergy is...... peanuts.

      "Peanut allergy immunotherapy is a treatment that focuses on building tolerance to peanut. It desensitizes the body to the allergen. The treatment starts with giving a tiny amount of peanut protein, then gradually larger amounts until a target dose is reached. Building up peanut exposure desensitizes the patient to higher doses of peanut protein."

      1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

        So what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? Radical concept.

      2. Sevo   1 year ago

        Paging that asshole Fauci!

      3. Mickey Rat   1 year ago

        The primary ingredient of iocaine powder is peanuts.

    2. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Now do lactose tolerance as white privilege.

      Not exactly a refutation of your issue or point, rather the opposite. Even Reason "Civil Libertarian" magazine will frequently assert that or equate passive failure to accommodate various "minority" food intolerance with active/oppressive discrimination.

      1. Super Scary   1 year ago

        They already say drinking milk is a dog whistle for white supremacy. Hell, I've seen multiple TV shows and movies use drinking milk to indicate a person is evil/the bad guy.

        1. EISTAU Gree-Vance   1 year ago

          Lil’ Alex and his druges were not nice boys.

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        What I want to know is why it’s so damn impossible for coffee shops to carry regular old non-dairy creamer. Instead they’ve got soy milk, oat milk, almond milk, rabbit milk, yack milk, this milk, that milk, but you want that powdered shit you’re shit out of luck.

        1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

          Not enough demand for it by most of the customers, especially post-Starbucks when every one of these fucking places went the "Pacific Northwest boutique hipster coffee shop" route, like Denver and its dumb micro-brewery culture. Now every one of these bars looks like some renovated urban loft that was started in the Wynkoop.

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            They don't even carry the shit at diners anymore. Used to be a jar of it next to the sugar.

            1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

              Nobody needs 23 kinds of non dairy creamer.

              1. tracerv   1 year ago

                You can have my Irish creme when you rip it from my cold dead fingers.

  17. Nazi-Chipping Warlock   1 year ago

    Expel everyone involved.

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Including the administrators.

    2. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

      Expel everyone involved.

      Put them on the next one-way SpaceX rocket to Mars. Expulsion from Earth. Fucking Nazis.

      1. Jerry B.   1 year ago

        Nah. Just send them to Gaza as human shields.

    3. GroundTruth   1 year ago

      And charge any non-students with trespassing or blocking traffic.

      (Well, students too, after a warning along the line of "any student not vacating this site in 5 minutes will be deemed to have been expelled, and be subjected to charges of trespassing etc.".)

  18. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Changpeng Zhao, the billionaire founder of the giant cryptocurrency exchange Binance, was sentenced on Tuesday to four months in prison, a much lighter penalty...

    That prison term is at an all-time low right now. It's definitely time to buy!

    1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

      I think it can go lower. I'm not going all in yet.

  19. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

    OT for Pluggo

    DJT stock is on a tear. LOL

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Strange. Less than a week after regulators noticed hedge funds buying and shorting the stock trying to manipulate it.

    2. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Let’s see if Plugazoid bothers to mention it today.

    3. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Trump awarded 36 million more Trump Media shares worth $1.8 billion after hitting price benchmarks

      LOL

  20. Fist of Etiquette   1 year ago

    Because even though they try to regulate innovation to death… at least in biotech the US does the same ????

    Unless... wait for it... you create an emergency.

    1. Sometimes a Great Notion   1 year ago

      No need to thank me.

      - Anthony Fauci

    2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

      Well to be fair it was regulations of the biotech industry that forced Fauci et al to fund dangerous research in China which created the emergency.

  21. Randy Sax   1 year ago

    I wonder how many of the male protestors are there just trying to score and don't give two shits about palestine. I doubt crop top guy is gonna get anywhere though.

    1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

      I realized some time ago that I’m not separate from nature just because I have a primate brain, an upper brain. Because under the primate brain there’s a mammalian brain, and beneath the mammalian brain, there’s a reptilian brain, and it’s those two lower brains that made the upper brain possible in the first place. Here’s the way it works: the primate brain says, “Give peace a chance.” The mammalian brain says, “Give peace chance, but first let’s kill this motherfucker.” The reptilian brain says, “Let’s just kill this motherfucker, go to the peace rally and get laid.” Because the first obligation of any organism is to survive. The second is to reproduce. Survive is more important than fucking. Pacifism is a nice idea, but it can get you killed. We’re not there yet, folks. Evolution is slow, Small Pox is fast.

      — George Carlin

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        If you spent more time reading books instead of watching Carlin on VHS, you would be able to construct an intelligent argument.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          But that would take actual work and effort. It’s easier to watch a show and drink a 40 or five.

        2. Randy Sax   1 year ago

          I never said half the shit people said I said.

          -Albert Einstein

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        Can't even quote a comedian without being attacked by the pathetic crew that peaked in middle school.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

          Always the victim.

        2. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 year ago

          No doubt, you mean “looks-wise”

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            As a general rule, when someone says to me "you mean" I assume that whatever follows is bullshit.

            1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

              This rule can be applied to any post under the name "sarcasmic."

        3. JesseAz   1 year ago

          You are the one true victim. You took a test!

        4. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

          Poor sarc.

    2. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

      He should have written his phone number on his belly with a felt pen.

    3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      We'll find out when the Occupy Wall Street-style "safety tents" start cropping up due to the women being raped.

      1. HorseConch   1 year ago

        Do they consider rape cultural appropriation to Hamas? Or is it just part of the culture?

        1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          It's only cultural appropriation if it's gang rape, that involves others mutilating And torturing the victim while she's being raped, maybe in front of her parents or significant other, and then being killed in the most gruesome methods possible.

    4. American Mongrel   1 year ago

      "Women don't like pretentious faggots"

      Um, have you met women?

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        "My mom was shocked when she found out I had gay friends"--Every female comedian's routine in history.

  22. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 year ago

    Just yesterday misconstrueman claimed that no way would bloodthirsty rapist genocidal militia take hostages just to rape and kill them.
    Despite Hamas telling us weeks ago they don’t have enough live female hostages to meet Israel’s negotiating target

    1. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

      misconstrueman is just a nasty-assed POS anti-semite.

      1. Sevo   1 year ago

        And smug about it, besides.

      2. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

        The most common thread among the few mutes I've put in place. And SQrlsy, just to keep the random shitposting out of my stream.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Fresh out of stock! We expect a new shipment sometime soon!

    3. mad.casual   1 year ago

      Despite Hamas telling us weeks ago they don’t have enough live female hostages to meet Israel’s negotiating target

      I must confess. I'd always considered HRC's "Women and children have always been the primary victims of war." to be disgusting for it's dishonesty. I'd never considered how the greater repugnance of when it's true makes the dishonesty all the worse.

  23. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

    mtruman's courageous "anti" war protestors can't even feed themselves.

    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

      Misconstrueman will be along shortly to misconstrue it.

  24. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

    Rise of the resistance.

    Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters.

    What happened here (multiple posts)

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      My god, I hope they weren’t throwing bananas or peanuts!

    2. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

      Time's up. If they are going to throw rocks and bottles, violent self-defense is on the menu. These little Marxists need to find if they are truly dedicated to their cause.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        Yeah, it would be a damn shame if some of those tent encampments suddenly caught on fire for no explicable reason.

    3. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      The counter-protesters have been impressive, but surprisingly tame. I'm waiting for Jews to wise up and start bringing knives, axes, TASERs, and guns to campus!

      1. Jerry B.   1 year ago

        Space lasers.

        1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          Jewish space lasers. (Crucial detail.). From JEWS IN SPAAAAAACE!
          https://youtu.be/ZAZhtT-dUyo?si=bZgY-7-5dZvE5Fh1
          🙂
          😉

        2. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

          Rumors are that Mel Brooks is considering signing on to a sequel to Spaceballs.

          1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

            Of course at his age, planning past tomorrow is a pretty dicey game.

  25. JesseAz   1 year ago

    The protestors who found out are crying now.

    https://twitter.com/NickFondacaro/status/1785489880308424715

    Video

    Nicholas Fondacaro
    @NickFondacaro
    "It's finals! Can I go home?!"
    The pro-Hamas terrorists are crying that the NYPD won't let them leave the building they broke into occupied and are going to arrest them.
    Their tears are so delicious

    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      Funniest thing all morning.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Just the entitlement this crowd has is amazing to me. The creation of a libertine no consequences society for the left has led to some retarded kids.

    2. damikesc   1 year ago

      Of course, it's NY --- they will not be charged with anything.

  26. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

    Muh chewin' tubaccy and rig count.

    The Dow plunges 570 points as hopes for an interest rate cut fade

    Wither Buttplug.

  27. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    'Over at UCLA, the pro-Palestine protesters have reached peak Angeleno zoomer by figuring out how to be victimized by bananas.'

    Every time I think I have seen peak retard, I have to recall Einstein's quote about infinite stupidity.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      It gets far funnier. Later that week someone released mice into the camp at UCLA and the memes of mice with bananas was great.

      https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2024/04/30/its-a-diabolical-zionist-plot-pro-israel-student-releases-white-mice-in-ucla-encampment-n2395704

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        Oh sure, white mice.

    2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

      “There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.”
      ― Frank Zappa

  28. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you? If the answer is no, then you should allow basic—I mean, it's crazy to say it because we're on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking for."

    I'll say yes.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you?

      Yes, if they're violently taking over property that isn't theirs, as it was in this case. Throw some plague-infected corpses into the building while we're at it.

      1. Idaho-Bob   1 year ago

        I know someone who has quite a few live trapped raccoons and skunks that need relocation.

        1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

          The skunks would work. Getting that smell out is a royal bitch.

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            With those protestors, how could you tell the difference?

            1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

              Touché.

    2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Final answer, Regis!
      🙂
      😉

      1. soldiermedic76   1 year ago

        I think you should poll the audience first.

  29. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    What if you held an anti-war protest and only pre-schoolers showed up?

    1. Á àß äẞç ãþÇđ âÞ¢Đæ ǎB€Ðëf ảhf   1 year ago

      These people aren't even that smart.

  30. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    'a quite legitimate case can be made that tent cities are not permitted by university policies, but nobody should cheer agents of the state exerting more force than is absolutely necessary to break it all up.'

    OK. If speech allows citizens to set up tent cities in public spaces, does speech also allow other citizens to take down those tents?

    1. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

      Trespassing, illegal tent city Nazis have the audacity to fight the police that come to arrest them, and then complain that the police then have to use more force to do their jobs?

      Fuck them. Punch Nazis.

  31. hokey   1 year ago

    So which LP Trump shirt are you going to buy? https://twitter.com/LPNational/status/1785665924064035192

    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      White Mike must be beside himself with rage. It'd take a heart of stone not to laugh at him.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        We all know the MC aren’t one true libertarians. They've never even taken an online test.

        1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

          No IQs of a whopping 120 there.

          1. JesseAz   1 year ago

            But he paid the 40 dollars for the download!

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      He sent the same responses to the adult film convention.

      1. Randy Sax   1 year ago

        But if he slides the bouncer a $20 to cut to the front of the "meet Alexis Texas" line, that's 34 felonies.

    3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

      From the comments:

      I didn’t see this crossover coming, but I’m totally here for it

    4. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

      Looks like none are on sale! The Trumpistas here will sure be pissed!
      🙂
      😉

  32. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    "Since 2019, prices for many types of consumer purchases in the U.S. have shot up," reports The Atlantic's Amanda Mull. "On average, goods cost nearly 20 percent more than they did before the pandemic."

    Atlantic? Just another MAGA disinformation rag.

    1. American Mongrel   1 year ago

      20% seems like a bit of disinformation to me. Maybe if you weight gasoline as like 50% of your basket of goods.

      Edit: for the record, I'm saying gas is pretty stable over time, and groceries are probably up closer to 40%.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        You are not wrong. We end keeping quite a bit less food in the house because the cost of an individual trip has risen so fast. There are psychological effects of higher prices.

  33. Earth-based Human Skeptic   1 year ago

    'Elon Musk went to China to try to convince regulators to approve his self-driving cars.'

    A major humanitarian gesture. You know how those Asian drivers are.

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      People will finally be able to make a left turn!

      1. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

        Not in a Tesla. They already just assume that Tesla driving assist will fully drive for them. And Tesla's driving assist, just can't do that, yet.

  34. Sevo   1 year ago

    CA (and SF) have loaded labor costs with added 'benefits', regardless of the workers or companies' wishes. Restaurant owners have begun showing these after the meal total, and diners have noticed why the costs of dining out is rising. So:

    "Restaurant surcharges will be covered by ban on 'junk fees,' California attorney general says"
    https://www.bizjournals.com/sanfrancisco/news/2024/04/30/restaurants-bonta-wiener-junk-fees-sb478-law-sf.html

    As a business owner, you're not to be allowed to inform your patrons regarding fees mandated by the government? Pretty sure A-1 is involved here.

  35. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

    Open Borders Promoting A Populist Revolt In Ireland.

    Chemjeff can seethe and rage, but it's no conspiracy theory to notice that every single Western country with a "progressive" government opened its borders to illegal immigration on a mass scale at the exact same time.

    It's also no conspiracy theory to note that these same governments seem to be aware that their healthcare and housing infrastructures can't handle the influx and yet they are doing nothing about that except opening the flood gates wider.

    It's also no conspiracy to note that almost every single one of these leaders (with the notable exception of the antique American puppet) participated in the WEF Young Leaders of Tomorrow program, and that what is happening now is a 35 year old WEF proposal still on their website.

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      We are starting to see the costs of uncompensated care. Last year Florida changed regulations for hospitals to note if people using services were here legally. In 6 months they spent almost 600M in uncompensated care for those here illegally. That's one state in half a year. Across the nation hospitals are starting to feel the costs states like Arizona have dealt with for decades. To Billions of dollars a year, cost shift to private plans.

      1. mad.casual   1 year ago

        And again, most of us were alive for "You have to pass the bill to find out what's in the bill.", getting healthy young people to sign up in order to "fill the bins", and Jonathan "Lack of transparency was a political advantage we needed to get the bill to pass" Gruber.

    2. Brandybuck   1 year ago

      I get it. We need to keep the Irish out.

      1. JesseAz   1 year ago

        Why do the open borders morons keep getting dumber?

        What were the welfare costs associated with the 1800s?

      2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

        Xenophobes are like totally not racist and stuff. Just ask one.

        1. JesseAz   1 year ago

          Despite knowing the issue is economic and having been told that for years, sarc decides to go with the good ole racist narrative of "if you disagree you are racist."

        2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

          Expecting immigrants to follow the rules in not the same as xenophobia.

          1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

            When someone refuses to even consider changing the rules and frames the debate as the current system versus closed borders or no borders at all, they identify themselves as xenophobes arguing in bad faith.

            1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

              What did I say that was racist?

              I’m not going to let this one go. Tell us all, right now, why opposing mass illegal immigration at levels which are tanking infrastructure, is racist.

              I’m so sick of your fucking “implying” game, that noticing the absolute fucking catastrophe going on with illegal immigration is racist, and I’m not going to let you get away with it anymore.

              So spit it out.

              1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                When you argue in bad faith and claim that anyone who disagrees with you wants open borders, you identify yourself as a liar and a xenophobe. If you don't want to be seen that way, try arguing like an honest person. If you are able that is.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  When you argue in bad faith and claim that anyone who disagrees with you wants open borders

                  WHERE THE FUCK DID I JUST CLAIM THAT SARCASMIC?

                  You want to know what bad faith is? Making shit up like you just did. Everyone can see my original post. What the fuck did you think you were trying to pull??!!!!

                  You talk about being an honest person? FUCK YOU, you dishonest troll.

                  First you call me a racist and then when I demand proof, you switch the topic and lie about what I posted.

                  You're such a piece of dishonest shit.

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    You didn’t just claim that. But it’s your go-to argument whenever someone argues that more immigrants should be allowed to work.

                    Every. Single. Time.

                    As far as I'm concerned, people who refuse to have good faith conversations have other motivations. In the case of xenophobes, it points at racism.

                    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      “But it’s your go-to argument whenever someone argues that more immigrants should be allowed to work.
                      Every. Single. Time.”

                      More fucking lies! I’ve never ONCE made that argument. Ever.

                      You guys don’t want actual open borders because it would necessitate a change to the welfare structure that you people use to capture the lumpenproles. So why would I claim you did?

                      people who refuse to have good faith conversations have other motivations. In the case of xenophobes, it points at racism.

                      People who deliberately lie about what other people are saying and try to smear them with accusations of rAciSM are doing the very opposite of having good faith conversations.

                      And you still have failed to tell us why opposing mass illegal immigration at levels which are tanking infrastructure, is racist.

                    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                      Sarc is telling someone what they think.

                    3. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      You guys…

                      Everything that follows that is a rehearsed response to arguments that you assume or assert that the other person has made.

                      People who deliberately lie about what other people are saying and try to smear them…

                      Often start arguments with “You guys…”

                    4. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      "Often start arguments with “You guys…”

                      Do they also talk about what "you and your girlfriends do all the time?"

                    5. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      So you're just going to totally ignore what you just did and accuse me of it instead?

                      Fucking Joke.

                    6. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      I didn't say you are a xenophobe or that you are racist. If you inferred that then it only means that you thought my statements described you. Which is very telling, and your problem not mine.

                    7. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      Keep calling others racist because your arguments are so shallow you can't argue intelligently. Lol.

                      Bad faith indeed.

                    8. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Fuck you Sarc. You’re obsessed with open borders, just like our resident morbidly obese pedophile. So you make shrill attacks against anyone pushing back is ‘xenophobic’ and ‘racist’. You have to do that. As you have no real arguments as to why open borders is beneficial for American citizens, and you hav to try and refute the mammoth amount of evidence that demonstrates the malignant effects of open borders at every level.

                      It also doesn’t help, that you’re a lazy, shiftless. Drunk with a shrunken brain from all your decades of severe alcohol abuse.

                    9. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      ML, he’s full of shit. As usual. Drunky and Pedo Fatfuck are on the attack, as vengeance for crushing their stupid, malignant, leftist lies.

                  2. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

                    LOL ML is upset that he thinks somebody called him a racist, when he runs around calling everyone else Nazis

                    you have no standing to complain about name-calling, asshole

                    1. InsaneTrollLogic   1 year ago

                      That couldn’t be because you are a fascist, Jeffy. I mean, if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and shits like a duck…

                    2. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Eat shit Fatfuck. You’re the worst of the worst. A global neo fascist, and a proponent of child grooming and child mutilation. You hav bo business criticizing anyone and no business here.

                  3. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                    Sarcasmic 6 hours ago – “Xenophobes are like totally not racist and stuff. Just ask one.”

                    Sarcasmic 5 hours ago – “When someone refuses to even consider changing the rules and frames the debate as the current system versus closed borders or no borders at all, they identify themselves as xenophobes arguing in bad faith.”

                    Sarcasmic 4 hours ago – “When you argue in bad faith and claim that anyone who disagrees with you wants open borders, you identify yourself as a liar and a xenophobe.”

                    Sarcasmic 4 hours ago – “You didn’t just claim that. But it’s your go-to argument whenever someone argues that more immigrants should be allowed to work.
                    Every. Single. Time.
                    As far as I’m concerned, people who refuse to have good faith conversations have other motivations. In the case of xenophobes, it points at racism.”

                    Sarcasmic 4 hours ago – “I didn’t say you are a xenophobe or that you are racist. If you inferred that then it only means that you thought my statements described you.”

                    All in response to me. Fucking moron. Can’t even remember your own invective from an hour or two before.

                    GFY Sarckles.

                    1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Yep. As usual, Drunky is a lying, backpedaling shitweasel. I would crush his argument, but he really doesn’t have one.

                2. JesseAz   1 year ago

                  Sarc calls everyone against his views xenophobic then claims others are arguing in bad faith. LOL.

                  1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                    He knows what he's doing. Stupid drunken cunt.

                    1. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      We all know that you’re telling the truth, and at he’s lying. Same with Pedo Fatfuck.

              2. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

                Oh shut up. You are in the closed-borders crowd. You whine and bitch and moan about the damn illegals all the time. Try treating immigrants - ALL immigrants - with a little bit of respect and decency before you try to get on some imaginary moral high horse.

                1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                  Jeff joins in telling others what they think.

                2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  Oh look, here comes the fat lying Nazi to chime in and call a brown man racist, just because he isn't keen on the social and economic destruction rollercoaster Jeffy's globalist masters have lit on.

                  Go fuck yourself, Jeff, you race-baiting, oligarch excuse making machine.

                3. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                  You goddamn cunt. You’re just angry that you get called out on your open borders bullshit. Your personal feelings and your stupid ideas are irrelevant. The constitution is in LUR side. Not yours.

                  You’re an enemy of our constitutional republic, and we are the patriots. That includes ML. Even as a Canadian he’s a far better American than a goddamned traitor like you.

                4. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                  Illegals aren’t immigrants you fat cunt. Go pedal your lies and sophistry somewhere else.

            2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

              The current rules allow for immigrants. Supporting them even without change is not xenophobia.

              Xenophobia would be demanding the rules change to keep everyone out.

              1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                Then why is it that I am routinely attacked for wanting open borders whenever I suggest that the rules should be changed to allow those who want to work an easy and legal way to do so?

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  Because that's not what's happening, you dishonest piece of shit, and you know it.

                  They are deliberately NOT relaxing the rules around legal immigration, and encouraging the rule breakers by giving them welfare, free apartments and healthcare at a cost to Americans and legal immigrants who followed the rules.

                  Fuck you with your false equation of this to legal immigration.

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    Know what’s happening in your country? You guys are poaching immigrants. People with skills and an education who are sick of waiting in line to legally enter the US are being welcomed into Canada. Did you even know that?

                    1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      We were poaching LEGAL immigrants like doctors and engineers, who are all going through the legal processes required to immigrate to Canada.

                      But at the same time, like your withered puppet's administration, Trudeau has stopped the prosecution of illegals and now the provincial healthcare systems are collapsing under the pressure of hundreds of thousands of illegals coming to Canada for free medical procedures.

                      The premiers are panicking because our healthcare system is on the verge of collapse from the onslaught.

                      Quebec premier threatens referendum on immigration powers, calls out Trudeau

                      As per my original point. You guys are deliberately trying to crash the systems throughout the West.

                    2. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

                      As per my original point. You guys are deliberately trying to crash the systems throughout the West.

                      Soros’s support of mass immigration is such a blatantly obvious Cloward-Piven effort that it’s got a giant flashing neon sign above it saying, “Yes, we hate bourgeois capitalism and are trying to collapse it under the weight of its social obligations.”

                    3. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      Several times I’ve said that Trump was right to make asylum seekers wait for their court date in the last sanctuary state they were in, as in Mexico. And Biden really screwed the pooch when he rescinded that.

                      But that doesn’t fit with your narrative that I’m a leftist, so you’ll forget it as soon as you read it. Anything else would be honest, and you sure as hell aren't going to be that.

                    4. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                      Several times I’ve said that Trump was right

                      Cite?

                    5. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "Several times I’ve said that Trump was right to make asylum seekers wait for their court date in the last sanctuary state they were in, as in Mexico. And Biden really screwed the pooch when he rescinded that."

                      I don't recall ever seeing you say that. Not even once.

                      Does anyone else remember seeing sarcasmic say this?

                    6. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      No, but he regularly says things that contradict other things he has said before, and also lies about what he says, so who the fuck knows?

                    7. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      We were poaching LEGAL immigrants like doctors and engineers, who are all going through the legal processes required to immigrate to Canada.

                      Many of the people being poached were already in line to get into the US.

                      Which is my point. When the system is unnecessarily and arbitrarily cumbersome, then it's like a national 25mph speed limit that treats all violators the same. 26 or 96, you're still an illegal driver. Wouldn't it make sense to raise the speed limit to something reasonable, then go after the guys who drive at unsafe speeds? If people who just want to work are ignoring immigration law because it's like driving at 25 on the highway, then maybe the problem is the law. If they're going to come anyway, give them a legal way. Raise the speed limit to 55. Or 70.

                    8. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      I don’t recall ever seeing you say that. Not even once.

                      Of course you don’t. I could say it every day, and every day you’d claim it was the first time. It conflicts with the narrative. And you’ll never let facts get in the way of the narrative. That would be honest.

                    9. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      So you have no cite?

                      Narrative like everyone who doesn't want unchecked migration is xenophobic? Lol.

                    10. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      "Of course you don’t. I could say it every day, and every day you’d claim it was the first time."

                      So when did you say it? I won't make you give a day, but give me a week you said it in. It won't be too hard to Ctrl+f and find it.

                    11. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Guys, Sarc just makes this shit up. And he definitely races against any resistance to open borders.

                2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                  There already is a legal way. Just because it's not as easy as you want doesn't make people xenophobic.

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    Would you defend a 25mph speed limit, and defend treating all violators as illegal drivers?

                    Would you attack anyone who said the law was unreasonable and not worthy of respect?

                    I'm starting to think you would.

                    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      Still a retarded example.

                      Speeders aren't taking from me like those illegals on welfare are.

                      Really dumb analogy. Amazingly so.

                    2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                      If I am doing over the speed limit, then I expect I would get a ticket if I was caught.

                      Bty, NYC just lowered it's speed limit to 20 in an attempt to reduce pedestrian deaths. Is it moral to follow the rules for the reason stated? Or is screw pedestrian deaths, I'm going to drive at the speed my morality suggests?

                      Btw. No one is suggesting you treat all immigrants like those who are not following the law.

                    3. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                      Those who come here illegally are border jumpers, illegals. They are not immigrants. Thats a leftist lie used to push their amnesty agenda.

                      Which Sarc is for.

              2. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                If you want the law to be respected, you need to make it respectable.

                1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                  That's the stupidest bit of sophistry I've read all week. What makes something "respectable"? What does that even mean?

                  1. Sevo   1 year ago

                    Hey, it's Wednesday; he'll outdo himself by Friday.

                  2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                    I heard this morning that the Dems are forwarding a proposal to fly Gazans who have relatives in America over and grant them status as refugees. It meets zero criteria under the current rules to grant refugee status to people on the other side of the world with dozens of nations between us.

                    It has become glaringly obvious. If the Marxist-Socialist Democrats can't crash the system fast enough because our GDP is just too resilient, they will bring in people who want to blow it up. It will certainly give the FBI something to justify multiplying their budget, which they will then promptly spend oppressing people who oppose immigration.

                    The word respectable doesn't even register.

                  3. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    Let's set the national speed limit to 25mph. That's respectable, right? Nobody would be an illegal driver and fail to respect the speed limit. At least no decent person would. Anyone who drove 26 or 96 would be an illegal driver. There's no difference between the two. They're lawbreakers. They're illegal. They're probably rapists and murderers too.

                    1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                      Stupid analogy.

                    2. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      Wait... YOU were the one that said the law had to be "respectable". Not me.

                      Did you just forget what you posted again?

                    3. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      That was sarcasm, dipshit.

                    4. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      That is not sarcasm. That is retardation.

                    5. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      Lol, the fuck it was.

                  4. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

                    That’s the stupidest bit of sophistry I’ve read all week.

                    Totally tracks that ML thinks Bastiat is "sophistry".

                    1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                      Adam Smith would have opposed Trump's trade policies. That makes him a leftist.

                    2. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                      You two are just the fucking worst. If you can't rewrite Bastiat by quoting selectively, you just make shit up about Adam Smith.

                      Adam Smith would not have opposed Trump's trade policies. And neither would the Founding Fathers considering that the federal government was always intended to be funded primarily through tariffs. In fact, it was funded primarily though tariffs right up until the income tax was instituted in 1913.

                      Read a fucking book. And use quotes appropriately to support an actual point you make instead of throwing it out like an invisible forcefield to shield your stupidity.

                      the self-seeking rich are often “led by an invisible hand…without knowing it, without intending it, [to] advance the interest of the society.”

                      Adam Smith was prescient in acknowledging that what Trump does is what Made America Great in the First Place.

                    3. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

                      Here is what Adam Smith actually wrote on the topic of using tariffs for retaliatory purposes:

                      There may be good policy in retaliations of this kind, when there is a probability that they will procure the repeal of the high duties or prohibitions complained of. The recovery of a great foreign market will generally more than compensate the transitory inconveniency of paying dearer during a short time for some sorts of goods. To judge whether such retaliations are likely to produce such an effect, does not, perhaps, belong so much to the science of a legislator, whose deliberations ought to be governed by general principles which are always the same, as to the skill of that insidious and crafty animal, vulgarly called a statesman or politician, whose councils are directed by the momentary fluctuations of affairs. When there is no probability that any such repeal can be procured, it seems a bad method of compensating the injury done to certain classes of our people, to do another injury ourselves, not only to those classes, but to almost all the other classes of them. (Wealth of Nations, Book IV, Chapter 2)

                      So, Smith says that retaliatory tariffs could theoretically work to get rid of the tariffs from other nations, but he doesn't think it is likely to work, and moreover, the politicians trying such a thing shouldn't be trusted on the matter, as they are "insidious and crafty animal[s]". That is how Smith would regard Trump: an insidious and crafty animal. Not as some hero saving the nation.

                    4. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                      Your typical sophist Jeff the Chemist bullshit. Only reply to the part of the post you think you can refute. Notice the required shifting of the goalposts by adding the modifier "retaliatory" to get there. As if the goal is not clearly to prevent the enrichment of Marxist nations that would use that wealth to see us destroyed.

                      Trump is the "self-seeking rich" who inadvertently advances the interests of American society along with his own. What is most definitely not is a piece of shit looter sellout, or "cunning and crafty politician", unlike his opponent.

                      What a dipshit. Jeffy had to identify Trump as a statesman to make his point. I would never stoop to such ridiculousness.

                    5. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                      “Totally tracks that ML thinks Bastiat is “sophistry”.”

                      Sarc quoted Louis Brandeis actually, a Democrat SCJ nominated by Woodrow Fucking Wilson.

                      Bastiat’s quote was slightly different “Aucune société ne peut exister si le respect des Lois n’y règne à quelque degré ; mais le plus sûr, pour que les lois soient respectées, c’est qu’elles soient respectables. (No society can exist unless the laws are respected to a certain degree. The safest way to make laws respected is to make them respectable.)”

                      But it wouldn’t matter if Adam Smith had said it because it would have still been an idiotic piece of sophistry, Lying Jeffy.

                      Stupid fucking Clown.

                  5. Graf Fuddington von Fuddrick   1 year ago

                    To Sarc, ‘respectable’ is whatever creates a de facto open border. He’s lying if he says it’s anything else. As the many years of his alcoholic, globalist raving here have proven.

                2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                  Says the guy above whining about how you can't copy/paste a quote without being disrespected. Maybe it's because you're not respectable?

                  1. Sevo   1 year ago

                    He's earned it!

                3. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                  ""you need to make it respectable.""

                  As defined by who?

                  1. sarcasmic   1 year ago

                    I'd ask you to read some Bastiat, but I know you won't.

                    Here's a link anyway:

                    http://bastiat.org/en/the_law.html

                    And here's the relevant quote:

                    No society can exist unless the laws are respected to a certain degree. The safest way to make laws respected is to make them respectable. When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law. These two evils are of equal consequence, and it would be difficult for a person to choose between them.
                    ― Frédéric Bastiat

                    I kept my moral sense.

                    1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      "I kept my moral sense."

                      No you haven't. See yesterday's thread on Israel/Gaza.

                    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                      It’s moral to bankrupt our country so we don’t look racist.

                    3. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

                      The proposed immigration policy is respectable. Immigrants should be properly vetted and maintain gainful employment. The collapse of a foreign government (Haiti) or takeover by Marxist looters (Venezuela, Cuba, etc.) does not change that. The enormous flood of "refugees" causing a massive backlog does not change that.

                    4. JesseAz   1 year ago

                      You have no understanding of Bastiat. Read more than single quotes you can't comprehend.

              3. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

                The current rules allow for immigrants.

                The current rules are stupid. Sarcasmic's analogy is a good one, they are like setting a national speed limit on highways to 25 mph. It would be insanely dumb to do that. But the defenders of the 25-mph speed limit would say "but the current rules still allow you to drive to your destination!" So it is not enough to claim that the current rules, as stupid as they are, permit a certain outcome to be achieved *at all*. The rules ought to be justified in terms of what the participants are willing to tolerate and what the market conditions are.

                1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

                  You are in no position to judge analogies, Mr. Bears in Trunks.

                  1. Mother's Lament   1 year ago

                    Sometimes I wonder if Chemjeff is actually operated by a group of first year gender studies students who aren't always aware of what each other writes.

            3. JesseAz   1 year ago

              Who is saying no immigration at all retard? Nice strawman.

      3. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        I get it. We need to keep the Irish out.

        That would have helped, but in hindsight, keeping the Germans out might have been better in the long run.

  36. Tyval Dayall   1 year ago

    If someone were to say "OK, the protests are over. Everyone go back to work," where would these people go? What would they do?

    1. JesseAz   1 year ago

      Wait for their paid tickets for the next disruptive protest.

      Watching Morning Joe compare these protests to J6 was actually fucking hilarious.

    2. Brandybuck   1 year ago

      What would they do? Keep mooching off of mom and dad. Even when mom and dad kick them out and turn off the money spigot, they will just couch surf with friends who still have money spigots.

      At some point I just have to blame the parents, both for raising shit kids, but also knowingly funding their shit activities.

    3. VinniUSMC   1 year ago

      The only ones at protests with jobs (besides paid protesting) are the Leftist shit professors.

  37. Brandybuck   1 year ago

    Holy fuck, I thought college kids were stupid dumbasses back when I was in school.

    I remember walking across campus with a Leftie professor, as Leftie as you could imagine, getting so pissed off at dweebs occupying the library over Apartheid. "You think you are going to change a country that's literally halfway around the world by preventing your fellow students from studying?!?!" Eventually the university did divest, but did it change Apartheid in any way? Hah!

    But kids today have doubled down on stupid. And are urged on by truly evil people.

    Hamas commit a terrorist act where they rape and murder men, women and children peacefully attending a music festival, and these children are raging because Israel responded? Holy fuck, they should be glad Israel is showing an inordinate amount of restraint!

    1. mtrueman   1 year ago

      "Eventually the university did divest, but did it change Apartheid in any way?"

      Evidently it changed university policy. What more do you want? If universities can divest from apartheid South Africa, they can divest from apartheid Israel. It's just a matter of time.

      "Holy fuck, they should be glad Israel is showing an inordinate amount of restraint!"

      They are probably glad that Israel has not met any of its goals to free hostages, ethnically cleanse Gaza, or destroy Hamas, and extra glad that the Israeli government is in disarray and is on the verge of collapse. Whether Israel 'restrains' its military or not doesn't seem to make much difference.

      1. Sevo   1 year ago

        "...they can divest from apartheid Israel."

        Except that Israel isn't an apartheid state, and regardless of the number of times you repeat the lie, it remains a lie.

      2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

        Maybe you could rickshaw all the protesters off of a cliff with you joining them!

        Fuck Off, Watermelon Rickshaw Nazi Boy!

        1. mtrueman   1 year ago

          The demonstrators oppose Israel's apartheid and their university's complicity in war profiteering.

          Israel's restraint or lack of it is not helping their cause. Israel is on the verge of an historic defeat, the return of the messiah will be put on hold, and all you can offer is childish taunts and insults.

          1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

            Not apartheid.

            1. mtrueman   1 year ago

              Jew only roads. Jew only housing. Not apartheid, folks. God said so.

              1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                Of those four sentences, only the 3rd isn't a lie.

              2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                Also tell us about the jewish housing that Hamas allows in Gaza, and the jews in the hamas government in Gaza.

                1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                  Jews left Gaza in 2005. They took their apartheid with them. The previously Jew only beaches could be enjoyed at last by non Jews, and anyone who wasn't squeamish about being near semi clothed goyim.

                  1. Truthfulness   1 year ago

                    No one was stopping the Gazans from doing any of that. You're being dishonest. Repent of your blatant antisemitism.

  38. n00bdragon   1 year ago

    but nobody should cheer agents of the state exerting more force than is absolutely necessary to break it all up.

    The goon squad breaking into places where people are supposed to be and beating the shit out of them is very different from the goon squad breaking into public places where people are not supposed to be and beating the shit out of them. I am fully on board with the idea that if the police have to come get you they're entitled to bring an ass whupping with them.

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      Not to worry Liz. All charges will be dropped next week.

  39. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

    *Plays world’s smallest violin*

    “They’re obligated to provide food to students who pay for a meal plan here,” said one spokesperson-protester. “Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill, even if they disagree with you?”

    If they voluntarily put themselves in a situation where that becomes a possibility (which this isn’t, they can always leave their idiotic protest and go get food), then I really can’t say I care that much.

    1. Sevo   1 year ago

      Yeah, this is the adolescent version of 'I'll hold my breath until I'm blue!'

    2. Ajsloss   1 year ago

      Weren't the turds at Brown or Harvard able to fast for 12 hours? What happened to Ivy League competition?

      1. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

        No school spirit anymore.

        1. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          Yeah, kids! "Be True To Your School" and DIE!
          🙂
          😉

      2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

        That was hilarious.

        "We're going on hunger strike until our demands are met!"

        *12 hours later*

        "OK, we give up."

  40. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

    """Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation ""

    Even a NYC grade school kid would know to just go to the bodega.

    These collage kids are going to have a tough time in life.

  41. sarcasmic   1 year ago

    Weaponized bananas? I was hoping for something like a modified potato gun shooting bananas that were frozen in liquid nitrogen. So disappointing.

  42. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

    Can't we just nuke them from orbit and be done with it?

    More than anything, these people are boring, and artless, and ignorant. They are a total repudiation of everything beautiful about humanity, which I think is what’s most irritating of all. The specific cause - which changes seemingly by the month - is in actuality irrelevant

    Fuck all of those shit swizzlers.

  43. sarcasmic   1 year ago

    Joy Formidable has a new tune. It's pretty good.

    https://pandora.app.link/GM736jKofJb

  44. Rick James   1 year ago

    Huh, there's a new LGBTQI2MAP+ flag showing up that's not on any of the charts I currently use for daily consultation.

  45. mtrueman   1 year ago

    "But mediators—Americans, Egyptians, and Qataris—"worry that Hamas appears willing to sacrifice even more Palestinian civilians," according to The New York Times. "

    It seems like Hamas is negotiating from a position of strength and that Israel is divided and confused. There was no mention of this in Reason, but Hamas has offered some concessions including disarming and dissolving its military wing and joining with Fatah in a coalition government of a newly founded Palestinian state, even though official Hamas policy is a single state from the sea to the river. They also offer a 5 year ceasefire.
    https://apnews.com/article/hamas-khalil-alhayya-qatar-ceasefire-1967-borders-4912532b11a9cec29464eab234045438

    1. Sevo   1 year ago

      Seems like the antisemite bullshitter is slinging bullshit. Again.
      Fuck off and die, Nazi shit.

    2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

      The world will be a better place without hamas.

      1. mtrueman   1 year ago

        "The world will be a better place without hamas."

        Maybe in the next world. In this world, Hamas is getting stronger and more influential. Thanks largely to their actions of Oct. 7th and Israel's intemperate, ham-fisted response to them.

        1. Sevo   1 year ago

          Maybe one day you'll post something other than bullshit.

        2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          There is no "next world", M'BITCH! And there will be no "this world" for Hamas if Israel wipes them off the Planet!

          Go join Hamas in The Great 72 Virgin Brothel in the ground, Watermelon Rickshaw Nazi Boy!

          1. mtrueman   1 year ago

            "And there will be no “this world” for Hamas if Israel wipes them off the Planet!"

            Hamas is stronger now than it's ever been. Thanks to their courageous attack on Oct. 7th and Israel's ill-conceived and panicky response. Not to mention Iran's first ever attack on Israel that signaled Israel to wind down the war while the winding down's good. That you're still mouthing the propaganda points of Oct. 8 only shows you haven't been paying attention.

            1. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

              ""Thanks to their courageous attack on Oct. 7th""

              So you stand with Hamas. A group that thinks Israel should not exist. Huh.
              You seem to be fine with the killing of civilians.

              Every professional combatant knows just pulling people out of cars and killing them is not courageous. Terrorist on the other hand don't care because civilians are almost always their target.

              1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                "So you stand with Hamas."

                No, i still haven't forgiven Hamas for siding with Al Qeda, Saudi Arabia, US and Israel during the civil war in Syria. I prefer the PFLP, my favorite Palestinian militant group.

                "A group that thinks Israel should not exist."

                Israel should exist. I object to the entire kit and kaboodle being turned into a 'Jewish State.' Jews apparently need an exclusive ethno-state they can call their own. God gave the Catholics the Vatican, a small area carved out of Rome, so it's only fair that He gives one to Jews. I suggest a pleasant, shady lot in old Jerusalem. I've a slightly used garden shed I'd be happy to donate to house the administrators of this diminished Jewish state.

              2. mtrueman   1 year ago

                "Every professional combatant knows just pulling people out of cars and killing them is not courageous."

                I suspect those who perpetrated atrocities were not professional combatants. They were probably ordinary Gazans who took advantage of the opportunity to vent their anger on people they saw as being responsible for their being confined to a concentration camp since birth. The lesson here is simple. Do to others as you would have them do to you.

                1. But SkyNet is a Private Company   1 year ago

                  The people responsible for that are Hamas

                  1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                    It was Israel that let Gazans come pouring, unopposed, through their billion dollar fence. If you force people to spend their lives in cages, it makes sense to keep them there. Letting hundreds of angry young men to rampage through villages without the military to protect civilians is simply begging for trouble. Israel got trouble and has been whining about it ever since.

                    1. Sevo   1 year ago

                      Skirt was too short, right, asshole?

                    2. mtrueman   1 year ago

                      How about no skirt at all? Even better, right?

          2. Truthfulness   1 year ago

            You're quite mistaken--look up the accounts of those who underwent NDEs and those who have actually died but were shocked back to life.

            Judgment Day is coming upon you and mtrueman. Choose this day whom ye will serve.

    3. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

      "Hamas has offered some concessions"

      They're as well known for their honesty as truman is for his.

      1. mtrueman   1 year ago

        "They’re as well known for their honesty as truman is for his."

        Honesty is neither here nor there. In times of war honesty can be a handicap. Feints, deception and concealment and far more commonly used. Israel has seen fit to recognize Hamas as a negotiating partner, and vice versa. Without that the negotiations would go nowhere.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

          "Honesty is neither here nor there."

          It certainly isn't with you.

          1. mtrueman   1 year ago

            "It certainly isn’t with you."

            It's got nothing to do with me. It's the nature of war. It's always been the case. Deceiving the enemy is often easier, less costly and more effective than violently confronting him. It's dishonest, unfair, and ungentlemanly, but it's the nature of war.

        2. TheReEncogitationer   1 year ago

          Why don't you go "feint" off The Dome of the Rock, Watermelon Rickshaw Nazi Boy!

          1. mtrueman   1 year ago

            My job here is to comment, point out errors and consistencies in Reason and encourage our brave students not give up hope. Students, the state and the media fear your actions and commitment. You've got the fascists on the back foot. No Passaran! Land, bread and peace!

            1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

              “encourage our brave students not give up hope.”

              Hold out for that meal plan delivery!

    4. n00bdragon   1 year ago

      If the military wing is dissolved then why must the ceasefire be only five years? What will happen to all these terrorists fighters when their wing is "dissolved"?

      "Please stop shooting for the next uh... five years while I reload and I pinky promise not to launch missiles out of a hospital or paraglide into your country to rape/murder/take hostages just like I promised not to do the last time (but this time I totally mean it). No, I won't be giving back the hostages I already took. Don't even ask."

      1. mtrueman   1 year ago

        "If the military wing is dissolved then why must the ceasefire be only five years?"

        That's a matter for Palestine and Israel to work out together in negotiations. It could be longer or shorter according to any deal they agree to. Hamas's militia would be dissolved, but a new military would be constituted under the unity government.

        "Please stop shooting for the next uh… five years"

        If both sides want a permanent ceasefire, they will have to negotiate to make it happen. I doubt it will happen without negotiations or the desire for a ceasefire.

        "I reload and I pinky promise not to launch missiles out of a hospital or paraglide into your country to rape/murder/take hostages just like I promised not to do the last time "

        I suspect Israel is more concerned about Iran's hypersonic missile capability than Hamas's paragliders. Iran launched her first attack on Israeli soil just a couple of weeks ago, if you remember.

        1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

          If you haven’t heard, your heroes at columbia are a bit peckish, they could use a humanitarian food drop from you.

          1. mtrueman   1 year ago

            It’s a side show. Don’t let yourself be distracted so easily. Remember your shtick: I’m an evil, antisemitic liar.

            1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

              trueman on the protesters - "That’s what I admire about the young people occupying the campuses and participating in demonstrations. No shoulder shrugging there."

              Actual protestor - “It’s finals! Can I go home?!”

              1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                Actual university administrator: "These protestors are scary and I feel threatened. I'm calling the police."

                1. Sevo   1 year ago

                  Was that intended to convey anything at all?

                  1. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                    Admiration for the campus occupiers.

                    1. Sevo   1 year ago

                      Or, simply, the stupidity of the commenter.

            2. Sevo   1 year ago

              "...Remember your shtick: I’m an evil, antisemitic liar."

              Not a shtick; you ARE a nasty, antisemitic, lying piece of shit.

        2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

          The people of Palestine can't seem to negotiate with Hamas to quit using them as human shields.

          Can we start with that?

          1. mtrueman   1 year ago

            "Can we start with that?"

            You can start with anything you want. It's where your negotiations take you in the end that's of consequence.

            1. Sevo   1 year ago

              Unfortunately, you nasty, antisemitic, lying piece of shit, Hamas won't start with that.

            2. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

              If one can't agree to stop using human shields, why bother with any negotiation.

              1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                "why bother with any negotiation."

                I don't think a unilateral surrender is in the cards for Israel or Palestine. It will end with a negotiated settlement, like all the conflicts that preceded this one.

                About human shields, I wrote about it yesterday. Maybe you didn't read it or need a reminder.

                soldiermedic76 wrote:
                “Why not blame the motherfuckers who think using women, children and the elderly as human shields is allowed?”
                (Pardon the foul language. Poor guy gets emotional when discussing the issue. The 'motherfuckers' he refers to are Palestinians, Hamas, Muslims, or Arabs. Take your pick.)

                I responded:
                "The Israeli army indiscriminately kills women, children and the elderly whether they’re Palestinian or not. A human shield of any religion, age, nationality, sexual orientation isn’t going to shield a Hamas fighter from being shot by the IDF. We all know this, so why the pretense?"

                But SkyNet is a Private Company wrote:
                "GFY, you lying hack POS.
                And Look up “indiscriminate” before ever using any more big words"
                (Doesn't add much to the conversation, but we all do what we can.)

                I responded:
                "Just a while ago the IDF shot and killed two men half naked carrying a white flag speaking Hebrew. They were unarmed. You can’t get much more indiscriminate than that, seeing as how they were on the same side. Now, anyone who believes that a militant from Hamas would force a civilian, Palestinian or Israeli, to shield him from Israeli fire needs to have their head examined. We all know the human shield business is ridiculous. It’s time to get serious. Israel is facing an historic defeat. These propaganda talking points aren’t helping."

                1. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                  Ah, now I understand other people's comments.

                  1. mtrueman   1 year ago

                    The human shields issue is something that constantly comes up with commenters suckered in by Israeli propaganda. You are a victim of it yourself. I hope you give the matter the thought it needs and don't fall into the trap of mindlessly parroting this propaganda talking point or the handful of others that are endlessly repeated by Zionist war mongers.

                    1. TrickyVic (old school)   1 year ago

                      I didn't build my military infrastructure under hospitals and neighborhoods.

                    2. Bertram Guilfoyle   1 year ago

                      mtrueman is a living propaganda poster.

                    3. mtrueman   1 year ago

                      “I didn’t build my military infrastructure under hospitals and neighborhoods.”

                      Too busy raping headless babies?

                      I already explained what human shields are. Read my comment again if you need a reminder.

                    4. Truthfulness   1 year ago

                      @mtrueman

                      Only Hamas is guilty of both of those things you described. The records speak for themselves. You are lying.

                2. Sevo   1 year ago

                  Someone made a comment, the asshole trueman lied in response.
                  Rinse and repeat.

    5. Commenter_XY   1 year ago

      In addition to being a nasty-assed antisemite, misconstruemen is also a Hamas Homie.

  46. Dillinger   1 year ago

    got your weaponized banana right here.

    1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

      I've got a frozen banana that won't kidnap and kill you.

      1. Dillinger   1 year ago

        did anyone do there's always money in the banana stand yet?

        1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

          No. I was trying to make a "don't worry, these ladies have been nowhere near the bananas" joke too. The whole banana stand war is great here.

          1. Dillinger   1 year ago

            >>I was trying to ...

            I got it.

  47. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>I mean, it's crazy to say it because we're on an Ivy League campus, but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking for."

    got your humanitarian aid right here lol.

  48. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

    Elon Musk went to China to try to convince regulators to approve his self-driving cars.

    Convincing the Chinese to ride in those death traps is certainly one way to control the population.

  49. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>"... Hamas willing to sacrifice even more Palestinian civilians,"

    stop the genocide! ceasefire now!

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      "Neocons willing to sacrifice even more Ukrainians"
      And they're willing to back it up with your money.

      1. Dillinger   1 year ago

        ya this too.

  50. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>Elon Musk went to China to try to convince regulators to approve his self-driving cars.

    good to know Elon's death machines will be mowing down pedestrians and cyclists in other nations too.

    1. Ajsloss   1 year ago

      They've been making SUVs for years.

    2. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

      They can't be any worse than Asian human drivers.

  51. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>sometimes using what looks like excessive force.

    never going to agree the killthejews! crowd can be forced to excess.

  52. Dillinger   1 year ago

    >>Dozens of protesters were arrested last night as New York Police Department officers entered the building at around 9:30 p.m.

    the Coppers in their military-colored assault khakis looked Desert Stormworthy

  53. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

    Hunter Got High by Afroman.

    Enjoy.

    1. Stuck in California   1 year ago

      Afroman is a national treasure.

  54. Incunabulum   1 year ago

    >"They're obligated to provide food to students who pay for a meal plan here," said one spokesperson-protester. "Do you want students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill

    1. Where do they normally eat? They can go there. The obligation is to provide food IAW with the agreement - which says nothing about delivering it to you.

    2. Yes.

  55. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

    "Since 2019, prices for many types of consumer purchases in the U.S. have shot up," reports The Atlantic's Amanda Mull. "On average, goods cost nearly 20 percent more than they did before the pandemic."

    I was told our dear leaders have price rises under control

    1. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

      They do. They guarantee 2%. The rest is gravy on top.

  56. Incunabulum   1 year ago

    > but nobody should cheer agents of the state exerting more force than is absolutely necessary to break it all up.

    There is an assumption all through this part of the post that the state was exerting more force than absolutely necessary.

    I don't believe that there's enough evidence to conclude that. That a dude got his hand broken - well, when you fight with people (including police) some shit is going to happen. These people were illegally tresspassing, refused to leave, what are the cops supposed to do? Stand there? No, they scoop them up and physically move them. Sometimes people get hurt. Its the prize you win when you play stupid games.

    1. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

      Sometimes people get hurt. Its the prize you win when you play stupid games.

      Just ask St. Ashli Babbitt.

      Oh wait, that's diffe(R)ent.

      1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

        Do you seriously fucking want to go there? You sincerely believe that nobody here would object if a police officer charged forward and shot a defenseless protester in the throat? Or that we give a shit about the people that received minor injuries fighting hand to hand with police on 1/6?

        You are a mendacious cunt and a coward. I would literally punch you in your fat fucking face right now.

        1. chemjeff radical individualist   1 year ago

          You sincerely believe that nobody here would object if a police officer charged forward and shot a defenseless protester in the throat?

          Seriously? I think a lot of people here would cheer if a police officer charged forward and shot a defenseless protester in the throat if that protester was a left-wing Marxist. Including, probably, yourself.

          Or that we give a shit about the people that received minor injuries fighting hand to hand with police on 1/6?

          See above. "That a dude got his hand broken – well, when you fight with people (including police) some shit is going to happen." Doesn't sound like overwhelming concern to me.

          You are a mendacious cunt and a coward. I would literally punch you in your fat fucking face right now.

          Poor poor Chucky.

          1. Chuck P. (The Artist formerly known as CTSP)   1 year ago

            Wow. Just fucking oblivious. There is nothing to refute. Your contradictions are laid bare.

            The True Libertarian sees only what he believes.

          2. Don't look at me!   1 year ago

            No wonder everyone hates you

      2. Incunabulum   1 year ago

        I have actually defended the cop who shot her.

        It was a fucked up situation but if you're breaking through a door which armed men have locked to stop you coming through - you're gonna get shot.

        So, no, it's not diffe(R)ent.

  57. Gaear Grimsrud   1 year ago

    I'm squinting real hard but I still don't see the MAGA connection here. Have to wait for Morning Joe to explain it I guess.
    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/meet-lifelong-felon-who-killed-four-cops-north-carolina

    1. A Cynical Asshole   1 year ago

      When do the riots over the death of this latest saint and martyr begin?

  58. I, Woodchipper   1 year ago

    There's tons of cheap housing in American cities. Virtually free to buy. But you won't live here because of crime. Not race. Crime. (Well crime and schools.)

    Somebody gonna tell him?

    1. mtrueman   1 year ago

      "But you won’t live here because of crime. Not race."

      I take it that these super-cheap houses are entirely in black neighborhoods. The 'not race' is a dead giveaway.

      1. mtrueman   1 year ago

        There's a note in Appel's Annotated Lolita about the hotel, The Enchanted Hunters, where Humbert and Lolita first spent the night together. "Church Nearby" was the sign prominently displayed in hotels to let customers know that Jewish guests weren't welcome.
        https://libgen.is/fiction/23A79A270BEC102FB562478117B04E3A

        The 'Not race' reassurance plays a similar role, letting the readers know, 'Yes, race.'

        1. Truthfulness   1 year ago

          You left out the part of what's been happening in those "black neighborhoods". Oh yes... crime! Geez, it's like people want to stay away from lawbreakers, no matter the skin color of its perpetrators!

          What's next, are you telling me that Jews aren't allowed anywhere because people often tell travelers the locations of churches? What's with your unhealthy antisemitic obsession?

  59. Medulla Oblongata   1 year ago

    Surprise: Cost Estimate for Floating Gaza Pier Doubles

    The military’s cost estimate to build a pier off Gaza has nearly doubled from previous estimates.

    According to a new Reuters report, taxpayers will fork over approximately $320 million for the pier that will facilitate the delivery of humanitarian aid.

    "The cost has not just risen. It has exploded," Senator Roger Wicker, the ranking member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, told Reuters. "This dangerous effort with marginal benefit will now cost the American taxpayers at least $320 million to operate the pier for only 90 days."

    1. Stuck in California   1 year ago

      Anyone see the article about Hamas shelling the pier?

      They have said that anyone not Palestinian on the ground, for any reason, will be attacked. Seriously, they won’t even accept free fucking food for the “civilians”, and still we put up a few hundred million to make it happen.

      Maybe it’s a brilliant game of 6D chess by the Biden admin, to discredit Hamas. Brilliant propaganda. Because I couldn’t have thought less of them after the October attack, and yet here we are, lowering the bar.

      Edit to add: Here's the first google hit: https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2024/04/25/us-led-gaza-humanitarian-aid-pier-comes-under-fire-un-officials-say/

      Salient quote is at the bottom:
      it reflected ongoing threats from Hamas, which has said it would reject the presence of any non-Palestinians in Gaza. High-ranking Hamas political official Khalil al-Hayya said the group would consider Israeli forces — or forces from any other country — stationed by the pier to guard it as “an occupying force and aggression,” and that they would resist it.

  60. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

    Honestly, watching these protests turn the center-right into TOTAL CAMPUS COMMIE DEATH has been one of the funnier aspects of these protests. These are the same shrimp-dicked cucks who complained for over 30 years about the culture wars, wrung their hands in agitation every time the right actually pushed back against the left, and ultimately started voting for Democrats when Trump snatched the GOP out of their soft, pink hands when they thought he was going to cut off their supply of peon immigrant labor.

    But the far-left golem created by establishment liberals goes off the reservation and starts attacking something that establishment liberals support, and suddenly these True and Honest Conservatives are all about the culture war they refused to engage in for decades. Guess we can see where their real priorities are, and it isn't conservativism, it's just globalist cosmopolitanism dressed in a three-piece suit rather than colored hair and a keffiyeh.

    As I've pointed out many times, this is a left-on-left conflict, domestically. There's nothing wrong with right-wing officials shutting this shit down in their own backyard, as they should, but don't worry about what the blue cesspit officials do. Let them bash on each other, and work towards the Great Divorce so you don't have to deal with them anymore.

    1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

      To wit:
      I don’t really see great things replacing the norms under attack. The idea that we are all in this together and must find compromise is dying. It’s not that we shouldn’t fight about culture issues, but we really do need to put things in context and not make our politics so toxic that we can’t think about the next generation.
      AJ_Liberty (5f05c3)

      The continued begging off by these people in the culture war is exactly how things got this “toxic” to begin with. Note that such issues are perpetually waved off in any kind of political conflict.
      “Yes, these are things to mull over, but there’s so many more important issues to worry about right now!”

      The center-right’s complete detachment from their own country, people, and culture is how you get thoroughly obtuse takes like this fantasia:

      On the other hand, we might consider if it would be beneficial to both Columbia and the nation to have a dominant institution of progressive learning, located in a city that has a hyperactive press corps that’s able to provide quick coverage whenever an outrage is available to be celebrated. Such an institution could act as a magnet for the chronically disaffected and an incubator for policies and programs that ensure creative consolidation of diverse anticonservative initiatives. Finding faculty for such an institution shouldn’t be difficult – a quick review of the MSNBC guest list could be a start in the positive direction. I was going to say right direction, but the word “right” is verboten at CPU (Columbia People’s University). Degrees will be provided at the time of application and fascistic practices such as exams will no longer be tolerated. Graduates will be free to apply (and to be welcomed) to state and local government agencies in California, Haiti or South Sudan.
      John Boddie (dcf99c)

      LOL. LMAO, even. As if academia writ large didn’t already become exactly what’s described here decades ago. Contrary to what these Kemp Republican Boomers believe, there’s absolutely nothing worth salvaging in academia anymore. They’re completely stuck in a time warp where the American national identity that Reagan continually appealed to still exists–the very one that they refused to defend against the left’s continual subversion. There’s was always something “more important” to be concerned about, and they flattered themselves to believe that the left could be cowed with snarky comments instead of dedicated political and legal resistance. It’s why the Lincoln Project assholes ended up becoming Democratic operatives, because at least there they could get political clout and media asspats for their big mouths.

      Just remember that these people are too spineless to actually lead at anything other than a bake sale, and will stab you in the back at the first opportunity. They’re far less trustworthy than even the left, because at least the left is open about their historic determinism. The center-right’s just trying to figure out how to make communism happen slower.

      1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

        If you want to see the center-right's mendaciousness, look no further than their hand-wringing over conservatives running for school boards and city councils. The last thing the center-right wants is a right-wing populist movement that gets enough experience at the ground level to actually become a viable political organization--it might mean that left-wing historic determinism actually gets halted for a time, and that's something they can't countenance, because their belief is that you ALWAYS have to play horse trader instead of taking a hard stand on political issues. That the left doesn't believe in this themselves and uses that desire for compromise against them time after time hardly registers.

        This stupid Jon Stewart-style disingenuous propaganda that any kind of strong political disagreement is "toxic," which is nothing more than a Maoist unity-criticism-unity tactic, really needs to be dumped on the ashbin of history.

        1. mtrueman   1 year ago

          Is this about Republicans being instrumental in tens of billions going to Israel, Ukraine and Taiwan? A conflict between the blood and soil nationalists vs. the corporate stooges? The America firsters vs. the America 4thers?

          1. Red Rocks White Privilege   1 year ago

            Who cares? Gatekeeping against marxists is all that matters.

            1. mtrueman   1 year ago

              The center right are Marxist? Unduly influenced by Marxists? Or gate keepers, gate crashers? Your posts seem a bit of a muddle. It’s not clear what the connection between Marxists, center right Republicans, normal Republicans and student protestors are.

              1. Truthfulness   1 year ago

                The center-right has largely been Marxist enablers for quite a while. Their attempts to push back have been laughably bad. It isn’t hard to understand.

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