Brickbats: January 2024
News of Florida politicians, police, and bureaucrats behaving badly.

Kary Jarvis spent more than a year behind bars facing multiple felony charges after a traffic stop that left two Daytona Beach police officers injured. But video of the stop showed that after officers gave Jarvis a warning they asked multiple times to search his vehicle; each time he refused. Officers then ordered Jarvis out of his vehicle for them to search. Jarvis instead drove off, dragging the officers along as they clung to the car. When a judge saw the video, she ruled that "Mr. Jarvis was unlawfully detained after his first denial of consent. Had officers allowed Mr. Jarvis to leave, as he was entitled to, no one would have gotten hurt. The injuries resulted from the officers' own illegal activity."

When Jennifer Heath Box scanned her ID while disembarking from a cruise in Port Everglades in 2022, the database alerted officials to an outstanding felony child endangerment warrant for 25-year-old Jennifer Heath. Even though Box was 49 and had a different name, a Broward County sheriff's deputy insisted on taking her into custody. Jail intake officers found Box's driver's license number did not match the warrant, but the arresting deputy insisted she looked like the photo of the wanted woman. After three days in jail, including Christmas Day, the sheriff's office determined Box wasn't the right woman and released her.
St. Cloud Police Officer Dianne Ferreira was charged with credit card fraud of more than $100 over allegations that she used a dead man's credit card on personal purchases. Officials said Ferreira responded to a medical call where a man had gone into cardiac arrest and died. She reportedly took photos of the man's credit card and used it on gas, fast food, eyelash extensions, and a stay in a hotel.
Orlando Police Officer Alexander Shaouni was charged with resisting an officer, reckless driving, and fleeing and eluding a law enforcement officer. A Seminole County sheriff's deputy clocked Shaouni doing 82 mph in a 45 mph zone while driving a marked patrol car without his lights or siren on. When the deputy tried to stop Shaouni, he fled. When Shaouni finally did stop, bodycam video showed him getting angry when the deputy tried to question him. "I am going into work, my man," he said. "Why are you trying to pull me over as I'm going into work?"

Osceola County Deputy David Crawford was charged with misdemeanor culpable negligence with personal injury after firing his Taser at a man covered in gasoline, causing the man to explode in flames. Jean Barreto was wanted for reckless driving for reportedly popping wheelies on a dirt bike in traffic. Barreto was pumping gas at a service station when Crawford tackled him. Barreto spilled gas over himself, and when Crawford fired his Taser it ignited the gasoline, leaving Barreto with second- and third-degree burns over at least 75 percent of his body.
Orange County Public Schools placed middle school teacher Ethan Hooper on leave over political videos he posted to TikTok that were shot in school and involved students. One video indicated the school system was banning books, including the dictionary. In another, white students bowed down to black students. Some of the students appeared to be amused by what was going on. In April 2023, the school board voted against terminating Hooper.

Two Transportation Security Administration officers at Miami International Airport were charged with felony grand theft for stealing from travelers going through airport security. The officers were charged with stealing from only two victims, but they confessed to numerous thefts and claimed to have stolen an average of $1,000 daily while working together.
Editor's Note: As of February 29, 2024, commenting privileges on reason.com posts are limited to Reason Plus subscribers. Past commenters are grandfathered in for a temporary period. Subscribe here to preserve your ability to comment. Your Reason Plus subscription also gives you an ad-free version of reason.com, along with full access to the digital edition and archives of Reason magazine. We request that comments be civil and on-topic. We do not moderate or assume any responsibility for comments, which are owned by the readers who post them. Comments do not represent the views of reason.com or Reason Foundation. We reserve the right to delete any comment and ban commenters for any reason at any time. Comments may only be edited within 5 minutes of posting. Report abuses.
Please
to post comments
Too many to comment on, I'm taking the rest of the year off.
And in Colorado or California....oh yeah the Reason crew can't get enough of the "enlightened" cosmo libertarianism in both States.
Amazing that the TSA agents were able to find $1,000 worth of stuff per day from conducting body cavity searches. Looks like authorities were able to pull the plug on this. The long arm of the law practicing overreach.
Where did you pull those stats out of?
Perhaps they tried to fudge the numbers.
I'm looking that up enema laptop.
🙂
😉
I keep thinking it would be hilarious to make some counterfeit money, and carry it in suitcases, in the hopes some TSA agent or cop would seize it, and then try to spend it.
Did the law specifically prohibit these public servant actions, including dates and names of victims? If not, then STFU.
Osceola County Deputy David Crawford was charged with misdemeanor culpable negligence with personal injury... Jean Barreto was wanted for reckless driving for reportedly popping wheelies on a dirt bike in traffic... Crawford fired his Taser it ignited the gasoline, leaving Barreto with second- and third-degree burns over at least 75 percent of his body.
Seems pretty 'stupid games, stupid prizes' status quo to me. If Crawford had wrecked his bike or spilled gas and injured himself or someone else and got charged with misdemeanor culpable negligence, would we be getting a brickbat about that?
It's not about whether he deserved to be arrested. It's whether he deserved to be lit on fire.
If we could ban fossil fuels these tragedies would not happen.
And if more Floridians practiced birth control, none of these entries, or this month's edition, would be here.
🙂
😉
OMG, who could've guessed that Reason was underselling things with the "[just] reportedly popping wheelies" narrative?!
None of the other people on the road deserved that either.
Don't want to get tazed and accidentally set on fire like a thug? Don't meet up with your dirt bike gang, drive on the wrong side of the road, obstruct traffic pop wheelies, and roll into a gas station like a thug.
It's not like Barreto was just taking a mostly peaceful tour through the Capitol Building, Crawford intentionally and knowingly shot him in the neck killing him, and an internal investigation found no reason to file charges.
No, we wouldn't because that wouldn't have involved egregious misconduct by an officer of the state. If the guy had gotten wiped out by one of the cars he was allegedly fucking around with I wouldn't shed a tear. If he'd been arrested and prosecuted for his reckless behavior I wouldn't have a problem with that either. But that's not what happened. A cop who should have known better set the guy on fire. I'd like to think that most non-psychopaths would agree that's just a little disproportionate.
I read through the comments fulling expecting someone to be defending even the most outrageous behavior. Why am I not surprised it's you?
Can we launch the new "Golden Brickbat Award" so it can take its rightful place with the prestigious "Golden Fleece Award" and the "Flying Fickle Finger of Fate" award?
Indeed. An All-Florida Brickbats wins hands down!
🙂
😉
By the way, great reference to Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In!
One binge-watching of that series while stuck home in a snowstorm would cure Millennial and Gen-Zer SJWs of what ails them!
🙂
😉
Just to pick one random state?
When Jennifer Heath Box...
Obvious porn name. The cops probably thought they could stack on obscenity or prostitution charges.
🙂
😉
If you watch the Youtube compilations of cops behaving criminally it will really make your blood pressure go up. Especially when at the end of the segment the narrative says "Officer dumbass was placed on 24 hour paid leave and ordered to attend 8 hours of training".
I can recall only one officer getting even close to what he deserved. An officer in Florida was planting drugs on innocent victims by hiding the drugs in his gloves when he was getting them out of the trunk of his vehicle. He would then plant the drugs in the crevice of the back seat or under the floor mat and magically find them after searching. I think he received 10 years behind bars. There was over a hundred victims but he was only charged in a couple of dozen of the offenses. People lost their jobs, custody of the children, and their reputations. Florida paid out not nearly enough to the victims with the most grievously harmed receiving about 30,000 dollars.
Cops lie. A lot. They will lie and tell people they don't need a reason to search their car. They will lie and tell people they HAVE to take a roadside sobriety test and cannot just request a breathylizer or blood test for alcohol. And, they will make up reasons to stop them just because they don't like their looks. If one reason doesn't pan out they will make up another. I guess we need some type of law enforcement if we are going to have laws, but what we have now is just enforcers and money bag-men for the government mob.
Reasons I've been given for being pulled over:
1. License plate light out (I had two, but when even one was out they used the excuse)
2. License plate light too dim
3. Dirty plate, couldn't read it
4. Stickers up under the bumper so I couldn't see them
5. License plate upside down (I'd flipped it over so they stickers were visible). Interestingly, this wasn't illegal back then but was made illegal after the advent of automated plate readers.
6. Tail light out (when it wasn't actually out)
7. You were speeding down (name of street I'd never driven on)
8. No excuse given -- just demanding an ID from the driver and me, the passenger, and asking why we were in the neighborhood as my buddy was dropping me off at my house after seeing a movie.
None of which resulted in a traffic ticket or arrest. I was just a young, long haired dude in a crappy old car who had pissed off a watch sergeant at the sheriff's, so they considered me rolling probable cause to stop.
This is how you breed a libertarian. You cannot trust the police, or anyone, to act in your best interest, even if you aren't doing anything wrong.
Kary Jarvis spent more than a year behind bars facing multiple felony charges after a traffic stop that left two Daytona Beach police officers injured.
That's one way of burying the lede.
And what is with the obsession over Florida. You do realize there are two other states, right?
*Loads Reason page*
ctrl-f florida 1/15
ctrl-f califor 1/2
ctrl-f new yo 1/1
ctrl-f illinoi 0/0
ctrl-f chica 0/0
ctrl-f washing 0/0
Schfuck me...
It is actually, literally, "Florida Month" at Reason, apparently. Like, according to the page about the monthly issue.
Well, see ... it's WINTER, m'kay? Anyone who hasn't literally moved to Florida from the northeast for the winter is dreaming about being on the beach in Florida right now. A not-so-recognizable reason for Reason obsession with Florida right now is - you guessed it - DeSantis and the upcoming Primaries for those TDS-addled Never-Trumpers at "Reason."
And how many of those came out of blue districts?
I'm not sure what Reason's attack on Florida is all about; but picking out Blue area's of Florida and calling them Florida seems deceptive.
So, only certain parts of Florida are actually Florida? Even by Reason comments standards that's pretty stupid. And that's even if you ignore the observed fact that shifting blame to "blue" jurisdictions is utter horseshit.
If that's where they came from then that's where the blame belongs. The stupid horseshit is manipulating that picture by picking at blue districts and calling them a red problem.
Empower Your Spiritual Journey with Spiritual Solutions Chandan Tika (Wet). Chandan Tika is a sacred ash paste that is applied to the forehead as a mark of devotion.
The word "Chandan" means sandalwood in Hindi and Sanskrit. It is used by Hindus, Buddhists, and Jains, and is often applied during religious ceremonies or festivals. Chandan Tika is typically applied to the forehead with the index finger. Chandan Tika is believed to have purifying and protective properties.