North Carolina Strip Club Now Safe From County's Eminent Domain Efforts
After public backlash, Hanover County Commission has decided to pursue a voluntary purchase of the Cheetah Premier Gentlemen's Club next door.

After over a month of mounting public criticism, the government of Hanover County, North Carolina, has decided to drop its plans to seize the strip club adjacent to its government center building.
On Monday night, the Hanover County Commission voted unanimously to rescind its authorization of eminent domain for the Cheetah Premier Gentlemen's Club, local press reported yesterday.
"Over the last month we have explored it and we have engaged in some productive dialogue with the property owners and the business owner," Commissioner Dane Scalise told Port City Daily, saying the county will now explore a voluntary purchase of the club.
The conflict over the Cheetah Club began in early November, when the county commission voted, again unanimously to authorize spending $2.3 million on the forced taking of the club.
The presence of the Cheetah Club next to Hanover's government center building has long been a source of embarrassment for some in the county government. One commissioner has said, "the optics have always been an issue." North Carolina State Treasurer Dale Folwell criticized county commissioners about their offices' proximity to a strip club at a hearing earlier this year.
At that meeting, local press noted, the property was only referred to by its tax identification number. County staff presenting the eminent domain ordinance said only that the property was being taken for "public use."
Once news of the seizure broke, the county said publicly that the club was needed to expand parking at the county's government center.
"I truly believe what set this off was State Treasurer Folwell's comment about the government center being built close to a gentlemen's club, just an offhand comment," said Michael Barber, a lawyer for the Cheetah Club, to Port City Daily last month.
In comments to the paper yesterday, Barber applauded commissioners for dropping their eminent domain efforts. "60 hardworking New Hanover County residents can rest a little easier that their jobs are not in immediate jeopardy," he said.
Provided the government is taking your property for a public use (which has been very broadly defined by the U.S. Supreme Court), property owners have few legal means to prevent a seizure. Instead, they're left trying to win the court of public opinion.
That can be easier for some property owners than others. In the Cheetah Club's case, it appears the local community was exercised enough about losing a valuable amenity to get county commissioners to back off.
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"The presence of the Cheetah Club next to Hanover's government center building has long been a source of embarrassment for some in the county government."
Then move the government center. More possibilities for graft in issuing contracts, kickbacks, etc.
IMHO, they put the government center there for the convenience of a strip club nearby for lunch and work breaks, of a bunch of government employees who frequent the club, probably as guests from rent-seeking people looking for government favors. This way, it won't be so convenient anymore, and the decision will be undone and a waste of taxpayer money. They're going to have to pay to remodel another property for a better strip club now.
They're embarrassed now about being next to a strip club, so they'll move it with the agreement of the current owner, who'll get a better facility as a result.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12859737/suspicious-amish-wagon-rocking-video.html
When the buggy is rocking, don't come knocking! Amish wagon shows VERY suspicious movement at night in parking lot as resurfaced video has viewers making same 'churning butter' joke
Paging Stevie Ray's ghost...
Hey! It's in The Bible
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Barney Miller (1979) Amish Guy Gets Mugged
https://youtu.be/cNonX8xAbRA?si=PDc23NALBF5ZsN8K
The county commissioners are expected to do a visual inspection of the interior during operating hours to verify the quality of the property prior to purchasing it.
When I worked in Europe, my two favorite gentlemenβs clubs were Pole Dancers in Wroclaw and Lapland in Helsinki.
You'd like the name of the strip joint in Boulder when I lived there: The Bust Top.
I saw there was a strip club near the UNCC University area called Twin Peaks, but it has long since closed.
However, there is a sports bar/restaurant in Concord, NC called Twin Peaks with a Hooters-esque motif:
Twin Peaks Restaurant
https://youtu.be/Qr1WBeLHpIw?si=UXEiUBStHYrOtam-
Sexy-named appetizers include Crispy Mini Beef Tacos, Double Stacked Nachos, Spicy Meatballs, Spicy Thai Ribs, Fried Pickles, The Peaks Sampler, and The Triple Play.
EntrΓ©es include New York Strip Steak, Sweet and Smoky Ribs, and Mom's Pot Roast.
Alas, the desserts don't have anything named Damn Good Pie, but the Apple Turnover I'm sure fits that description well.
Nothing like tits and ass to go with the surf-and-turf!
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Slight correction: the strip club in Boulder Colorado, defunct since 2018, was called the "Bustop Gentlemen's Club" or simply "The Bustop". If interested in some of it's history and why it was closed, google the Boulder Weekly.
Edit isn't working. Googled it to be sure and it's one word. Bustop.
Did you partake in any mountaineering while there?
Ha ha, no. Went twice with the same friend. Second time a dancer jiggles over to our table and he's feeding her lines about how dancing is an artform, then she asks "Don't you like my boobs? I just paid for them in November." I fell out of my chair laughing. I didn't climb any of those mountains, no. Besides, I've always preferred Busch over Coors.
Any French Bon-Bons in Bonn, Germany?
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I remember this episode of the Simpsons.
The other Quick-E Mart.
"Please cum again!"
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Is there a significant difference between Cheetah and Cougar?
A cougar will be loyal knowing she doesnβt have as many optionsβ¦at least not desired options. Bald-headed, limp cock, beer belly dudes just wonβt make her purr.
A cheetah knows she has options and therefore likely will be a cheetah if you end up with her.
Why did I know you would be the cat who knew things.
Would I be lion?
So Cougars are less impregnable? That sounds pretty desirable!
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And, of course, with prostate supplements and treatments for low-testosterone, men need not remain portly Les Nessmans.
John Mellencamp would never be so silly or artistically vain as to take 'Cheetah' as a stage name.
> One commissioner has said, "the optics have always been an issue."
Sorry, everywhere in the South this is the establish optics. It's crazy how pervasive strip clubs are in the "Bible Belt" compared to other parts of the country. I mean, California has strip clubs too, but not in strip malls!
Maybe it's just the looser zoning laws, but jeepers cripes, it's like there's one next to every bait & tackle and gun shop.
Maybe I'm exaggerating, but it does seem that way.
Brandy: You have a whole planet where half the people dance naked for the other half to make your power for you? That's sexual objectification!
Rick: It's society. They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other. They buy houses. They get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to dance naked and make power.
Brandy: That just sounds like sexual objectification with extra steps.
Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.
So you're saying, Strip Clubs For a Carbon Free Energy Grid? Okay, I think I can get behind that.
Behind, in front of, over, under, spooning on the side, pick your prepositional phrasing.
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The view is pretty good from that angle too.
Ha, so the Bare Den Gentlemen's Club across US 206 from Simon Peter sporting goods near me is no coincidence.
It's no coincidence. I mean, there's a Cheetah's right near me. But it's sort of on a side street. Behind a Lowes. And to be fair, silicon valley corporate buildings are slowing starting to encroach on it.
The only other such club I am aware of is basically on a frontage road with nothing around it but (dear gawd) poor and working class residences.
Being in Silicon Valley, they are not strip clubs. Illegal in the county and most nearby counties. For an actual lapdance you need to head up to San Francisco. So yeah, when it comes to strip clubs, sex shops, and porno theaters, the South and San Francisco share a commonality of low brow culture. :/
Gotta love the south, drive through bait and liquor stores, drive through ammo and liquor stores etc. I'll take a half rack of Coors, two dozen crawlers, two dozen minnows and a case of 5.56 green tips, thank you.
And throw in some slim jims and little Debbie's while you're at it
I hated being stationed in Texas and Virginia but these kinda shops in Texas and when we visited my squad leaders brother and LeJune almost made up for it. That and the day we were fishing down on the old Engineers Pier on Ft Monroe and got to see the USS Ronald Reagan put out from Norfolk for her sea trials (though, the way Virginians pronounce it sounds more like they're saying No-fuck and Suf-fuck).
One storefront-type church in my hometown was built inside a former convenience store with a drive-up window.
When I passed it, I always joked that you could drive up, get a six-pack o' Schlitz, Lucky Strikes, and Salvation by the blood of JAY-zus!
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Because of Gastonia, NC's zoning, all adult-type establishments have been uptown in the ghost business district, within short driving distance from the Salvation Army shelter and bums walking the streets.
And far from being lax, Gaston County, NC's zoning laws were imposed in the early Nineties by a closed-door County Commission meeting, with snipers on the rooftop of the building for the demonstrators outside, like something out of the Eastern Bloc that had recently given up such Police State measures. And the laws operate on the Totalitarian principle of "what's not permitted is forbidden."
Moreover, the Southern "Bible Belt" is also the Inflammation Belt, the Obesity Belt, Hypertension Belt, the Heart Attack Belt, the Stroke Belt, the Diabetes Belt, the Kidney Stone Belt, the HIV/AIDS Belt, the Lung and Colon Cancer Belt and a whole lot's else unhealthy that could be alleviated with healthier sexuality to replace other vices.
One thing's for sure, a whole lot of Southerners love a God whose love is unrequited.
The presence of the Cheetah Club next to Hanover's government center building has long been a source of embarrassment for some in the county government. One commissioner has said, "the optics have always been an issue."
The optics of you going into the club or coming out?
After over a month of mounting public criticism
By "public criticism" do you mean, "from the male members of the council"?
One commissioner, whose office is on the opposite corner of the county office building, has said, βthe optics have always been an issue.β
You know, Herr Misek is always talking about "the optics". He's probably referring to the scope on his old World War II Mauser.
I would take any talk of "optics" from a Collectivist/Statist/Totalitarian as a cue to take cover and get ready to shoot back.
Um, guys? You would be a lot more credible if you got the name of the county right. "Hanover" County is in Virginia. The one in North Carolina is NEW Hanover County.
Newd Hanover County
Newt Hanover County...and the didn't get better.
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Pfbbbbt! Get a load Mr. "If you guys really cared about your credibility..." over here!
60 hardworking New Hanover County residents can rest a little easier that their jobs are not in immediate jeopardy
*eyeroll* I mean, it's not like they need a building, social security card, and W4 to do what they do.
Well, people do like their carnal delights without exposure to the elements, but yeah, we can do without "Papiers, bitte!" and tax forms.
I can understand the embarrassment. I wouldn't want a government office next to my titty bar either.