New Boss/Old Boss

Plus: Hamas and hospitals, Hamas and K-Mart, Randi Weingarten is very confused, and more...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss: New House Speaker Mike Johnson (R–La.) is amusingly pursuing the exact same means of funding the government as his ousted predecessor. Still at loggerheads over which funding priorities matter, the House is struggling to meet the looming deadline for passing bills to keep the government running, so Johnson is pursuing a two-tiered stopgap bill (we've heard this one before), which would extend funding for less-controversial government agencies like the Departments of Agriculture and Energy until January 19, with others funded until February 2. 

This two-tiered stopgap bill is light on foreign defense spending but also fails to majorly trim the existing budget, so it may still anger the fiscal-hawk conservatives who have been holding the House captive over the last few months. "I will not support a status quo that fails to acknowledge fiscal irresponsibility, and changes absolutely nothing while emboldening a do-nothing Senate and a fiscally illiterate President," wrote Rep. Scott Perry (R–Pa.) on Twitter/X.

"The House Freedom Caucus opposes the proposed 'clean' Continuing Resolution as it contains no spending reductions, no border security, and not a single meaningful win for the American People," said the caucus in a statement. "While we remain committed to working with Speaker Johnson, we need bold change." In other words: Johnson is running into many of the same issues as former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy.

It's imperative that something gets passed, or else the government will shut down (OK, so maybe it's not imperative after all). On Friday, the current stopgap funding expires. The next few days will serve as an important test for Johnson's political skill—and ideological commitment to reining in government spending.

Hospital terrorist tunnels: President Joe Biden said yesterday that he hopes Israel will take "less intrusive action" at Al Shifa hospital, saying Gaza's medical facilities "must be protected."

Biden is right to emphasize concerns about civilian deaths that will likely come as the Israeli military surrounds several hospitals in the Gaza Strip. But Al Shifa needs protection not just from Israeli forces but also from the Hamas terrorists who have chosen to tunnel under hospitals, using people who are seeking refuge and medical care as human shields that raise the costs of eliminating terrorist command centers.

The good news is that Israeli officials have indicated that they are close to a five-day ceasefire and hostage release deal.

Maybe it's time for us all to grow up: Last week, The Washington Post ran a cartoon by Michael Ramirez that made fun of Hamas, showing its spokesperson using children as human shields, with a speech bubble saying, "How dare Israel attack civilians…" and a fist raised indignantly. 

This offended the sensibilities of a large enough number of Post staffers and readers that the higher-ups not only took it down but also apologized for running it. "The caricatures employ racial stereotypes that were offensive and disturbing," reads one letter to the editor. "Depicting Arabs with exaggerated features and portraying women in derogatory, stereotypical roles perpetuates racism and gender bias, which is wholly unacceptable."

"The reaction to the image convinced me that I had missed something profound, and divisive, and I regret that," wrote opinion editor David Shipley after one of the struggle sessions—sorry, editorial meetings.

But Ramirez defended his work to National Review in a piece published yesterday. "The free exchange of ideas is the foundation of our democracy, and the purpose of an editorial cartoon is to be the catalyst for thought," he told them. "We need some adults in the room. If it scares you—a cartoon—maybe you need to grow up."

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Scenes from New York: 

New York state is currently deciding whether to scrap Regents exams, which high schoolers must take in order to graduate. "Reducing the role the tests play in graduation would be one of the biggest education policy shake-ups for New York in a decade," reports The New York Times. 

"Half the country required exit exams a decade ago," adds the Times. "Today, New York is an outlier, joined by only a handful of other states, including Florida and Massachusetts." That's not evidence for the idea that New York should scrap them—that instead bolsters the idea that there's a concerningly widespread trend of states lowering their academic standards.

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QUICK HITS

• The existing political machine drove San Francisco into a ditch, so we should probably entertain literally any alternative:

NEW: Garry Tan hosted an election party in the Mission last week, but this wasn't an average celebration.

According to several people who attended, a shift is underway in how local political organizations coordinate—and they could spend $15M in 2024. https://t.co/eX0zHfEQUo

— Josh Koehn (@Josh_Koehn) November 13, 2023

• Vivek Ramaswamy continues his audition for Donald Trump veep.
• K-Mart just pulled "Merry Ham-mas" bags from their Christmas offerings out of concern that it could seem like they're praising Hamas.
• LOL:

Voxgiving, a holiday celebrated solely within the media class and even there only by dispensing advice to strangers https://t.co/KslV1C40F4

— Jesse Walker (@notjessewalker) November 13, 2023

• The Supreme Court has a new code of conduct.
• The most hardcore Trump Derangement Syndrome headline I've seen in a while.
• Look in the mirror, Randi!

Girl. https://t.co/H6biLKb3qU

— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) November 13, 2023

• Kathy Hochul update: ​​

Kathy Hochul announced that New York is "collecting data" from "surveillance efforts" on social media

Hochul says the social media analysis unit will contact people who commit "hate speech"

This is to "ensure safety" Even though they got rid of Guiliani's Stop and Frisk which… pic.twitter.com/QjlPiXfRpz

— Eric Abbenante (@EricAbbenante) November 13, 2023