Brickbat: Three's Company

Several landlords of residential properties have sued the town of Monroe, New York, claiming the city is depriving them of their property rights without due process. A city ordinance passed earlier this year prohibits landlords from owning more than three residential rental properties in the city. They note that just happens to be the number of residential rental properties owned by Town Supervisor Anthony Cardone. The law also bars more than two people from occupying a one-bedroom apartment.

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[Jerryskids]

If landlords wanted to be able to own more than 3 rental units they should have been town supervisors.

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[Fist of Etiquette]

Forget it, landlords. It's Monroetown.

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[Longtobefree]

So a trans couple, where neither one has fully transitioned (sometimes a man, sometimes a woman), which is four people but only two humans, is being discriminated against by democrats?
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[mad.casual]

I just assumed imaginary genders counted as the square root of -1. So only an unlimited number of odd imaginary pairs would be allowed to share the one bedroom apartment.

M/MtF + F/FtM would be OK because as the total number of people is 1 but M/MtF/Genderqueer + F/MtF/Genderfuck doesn't because the total number of people is 3... unless you're black, then even the expectation of being able to do math is racist and you're out of luck.

[Wizard4169]

What, you couldn't find anything in the article to shit on, so you had to drag in some utterly irrelevant bullshit?

[GroundTruth]

Try this then instead:

A thruple ought to sue the town for sexual discrimination, pure and simple.

[Dillinger]

>>law also bars more than two people from occupying a one-bedroom apartment.

what if they're boo'ed up?

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law also bars more than two people from occupying a one-bedroom apartment.

Schizophrenics hardest hit.

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The petty tyranny of local government.

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