Border Officials Took This Woman's Cheese and Fined Her $1,000
Their case for the seizure is full of holes.

Last week, American officials at a crossing on the U.S.-Mexico border conducted an unusual seizure: over 100 pounds of undeclared cheese.
Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers at the Paso Del Norte crossing in El Paso, Texas, stopped a U.S. citizen from Albuquerque as she arrived from Mexico. The driver declared 10 wheels of cheese, but an officer conducted an examination of her car and discovered an additional 50 wheels stashed in the back under blankets.
"Travelers can import cheese commensurate with personal consumption levels," CBP El Paso Port Director Ray Provencio said in a statement. "A few wheels would generally be fine but not 60. It was undeclared and that amount would be a commercial quantity and additional reporting requirements would apply."
Last week's cheese seizure would've made at least some sense if CBP had been able to point to any pressing health or safety risk posed by the dairy. But CBP didn't indicate that it seized all that undeclared cheese over any specific health or safety concerns. Rather, CBP spokesperson Roger Maier tells Reason it's because "132 pounds of cheese is well beyond personal consumption levels." That, along with the fact that the cheese was hidden and most of the shipment was undeclared, "pointed to a commercial importation," says Maier.
It's undeniably a lot of cheese—but officials seem to be inferring that the woman intended to sell it rather than stockpile or gift it. For carrying the contraband dairy, the woman was fined $1,000, and CBP ultimately destroyed the undeclared wheels.
When asked about the public benefit of the cheese seizure, Maier says that "it demonstrates to the public that consequences will be applied when violators are encountered." Enforcement "helps establish and build upon the public trust bestowed upon CBP," Maier explains, "as we continue to perform our primary homeland security mission."
A quick scroll through CBP's "agriculture" tag reveals plenty of quirky seizures with questionable relevance to homeland security. The agency has bragged about thwarting shipments of bologna, sausages, dried beef, four dragon fruits, more bologna, mangos, and a few pounds of tomatoes. Failing to declare food items can result in fines of up to $10,000.
These seizures are routinely marketed as efforts to stop invasive pests or diseases from reaching American soil. It's a valid concern, but one that isn't always backed by airtight logic on CBP's part. Los Angeles Times columnist Frank Shyong wrote about seizures of prepackaged, branded Chinese jerky products in March and documented his attempts to get federal officials to explain why they needed to be confiscated.
"I called Jaime Ruiz, a spokesman for CBP…Ruiz was unable to explain the connection between the seizures and infectious disease," wrote Shyong. "He said the meat products were seized because they skirted import tariffs, did not obtain a USDA certificate and thus did not undergo a separate food safety inspection process in the U.S."
Ruiz then directed Shyong to the Department of Agriculture, where spokesman William Wepsala said that diseases like African swine fever (which does not infect people) "can persist for weeks in undercooked and processed meats." But, Shyong wrote, Wepsala couldn't explain the link between jerky produced for human consumption and its potential to affect swine populations.
That doesn't inspire great confidence in some of the regulations that keep people from bringing delicious foodstuffs back to the United States. Nor does it help underline the need for fines of up to $10,000 for undeclared food. In any case, it's difficult to justify the claim that taking a woman's cheese is preserving homeland security.
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You have to declare what you're bringing in at the border, no ands, ifs, or buts. My grandmother tried sneaking in a china set from Windsor once (Ambassador Bridge). She got busted, and made to pay the duty on the china set. If this lady had declared exactly what she was bringing in, and why, it might not have been such an issue. Lie to them; however, and expect a major problem.
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That is the rule. The point of the article is that it's a stupid rule.
How about an article all the times we didn’t lie to the Canadian border guards and had to pay duty bringing over a weeks worth of beer for a fishing trip? Can still point out how stupid the rule is without defending someone trying to sneak shit across a national border.
Why would anyone bring American beer into Canada?
/Canadian joke: why is American beer like sex in a canoe? Both are fucking close to water.
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That's only if you cross legally. If you walk across not at a official crossing you can carry in unlimited pounds of illegal drugs.
REREAD the piece. The Border Patrol guy pontificated that the "extra" fifty rounds are a commercial quantity, thus requiring declaring and clearing as mechanise (which would be rejected because rules for commercial import are different than for personal use.
You exhibit precisely the thing your handle indicates.
Last week's cheese seizure would've made at least some sense if CBP had been able to point to any pressing health or safety risk posed by the dairy.
Oh. You think CBP is merely about safety. How adorable.
The first duty of the Border Patrol is making sure all duties are collected. The C in CBP stands for Customs, and comes first. Safety is a secondary (or tertiary) benefit.
Nope. The FIRST obligation of the border patrol is to keep UNAUTHORISED individuals from invading, somehing that happens DESPITE these overpaid goons about two MILLION times per year.
If this lady really wanted to get her cheese into the US without paying the duty for commercial import, she ought to get chummy with one of the cartels operating down that way. The cheese would be a reasonble cover if they DID get caught.
I crossed the border at least five times every week from Tijuana to the US for work. I could bring a liter of booze with me each time duty free for coworkers, but not a drop more without paying customs.
It is about import duties. The Cuervo and Oso Negro were no safer or unsafe depending on the taxes paid.
Never underestimate the Big Cheese Lobby in Washington, and it's powerful spokesrodent, Chuck E. Cheese.
He’s a big wheel in the industry.
The Tillamook Creamery in OR was granted trademarks for the name 'Tillamook'. Recently, it sued other businesses in the city of Tillamook, where the dairy is located, for trademark infringement.
Big Cheese is real.
https://casetext.com/case/tillamook-cntry-smoker-inc-v-tillamook-cty-cream-assoc
I honestly thought the meatsticks were the logical end of all those cows.......
…. Chinese jerky products in March and documented his attempts to get federal officials to explain why they needed to be confiscated.
It was probably made from humans.
You will eat the long pork.
Anyone wanting to smuggle cheese has gouda try harder than that.
You have to whey the odds of getting caught.
You're poutine me on with these cheese puns, eh?
Curd you guys just stop now?
I’m sorry if this is nacho thing.
She was just a single American practicing her kraft. Wrap it up.
Having her cheese taken left her feeling Bleu.
Oh queso guys, comte’ on all ready, this thread really stinks.
There's Stilton good cheese puns we haven't hit yet.
Last week, American officials at a crossing on the U.S.-Mexico border conducted an unusual seizure: over 100 pounds of undeclared cheese.
Wait until Fiona crosses the Canadian border for work. She'll discover how touchy their open borders are.
The driver declared 10 wheels of cheese, but an officer conducted an examination of her car and discovered an additional 50 wheels stashed in the back under blankets.
Wait, I'm barely a paragraph in and... yeah.
I've crossed a lot of social constructs in my time. Crossed the Canadian border a lot, both for personal travel and professional travel. When the agent asks you if you have any fruits or vegetables, you can get into a hot mess of trouble if it turns out you are.
This is not a defense of the rules, this is not a "should be" observation I'm making, it's an "is" observation. Rule of thumb: when you cross the border-- any border, be aware of the rules and don't try to smuggle shit under blankets that you're not prepared to show the customs agent. I believe I have an inalienable right to keep and bear arms. When I go into other countries, I neither keep nor bear arms.
Oh, and:
DO NOT CARRY CBD OIL INTO THE FORMER SOVIET UNION.
These people must have been the annoying kid who cheated at all the neighborhood games.
If you don’t like the rules, convince the rule makers to change the rules.
Until then, if you want to play their games, follow their rules. It’s not that hard.
These seizures are routinely marketed as efforts to stop invasive pests or diseases from reaching American soil.
Anyone remember the fruit checkpoints at California borders in the 1970s when Lord of the Flies was governor?
I do. That was back when California Democrats believed in borders.
70's? They were still there in the 80's.
I remember being worried about the beer in our cooler driving home from college one year. The border agents were more worried about the apples.
I don't remember the 80s because I wasn't there.
What were you smoking that you missed an entire decade?
Man, if we didnt have government, then who would seize and destroy our cheese?!?!?!?!
/sarc off
...and CBP ultimately destroyed the undeclared wheels.
There was the only crime I read in the entire story.
/sarc on
Destroyed with their teeth.
there is no question whatsoever that that cheese was consumed.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Perhaps as Ms. Harrington becomes more experienced she will develop the judgment that enables a sensible journalist to avoid stupid reports such as this one.
We must all follow the dictates of government, no matter how stupid they are.
It’s not like government has ever made mistakes or loaded people into cattle cars.
what are you trying to imply?
This has been one of the few actual libertarian themed articles on reason in quite some time.
Artie is trying to imply that his superior elite judgement proves how peasants at the border should be subject to arbitrary statist rules.
Says more about Reason than the article, but you’re right.
Admittedly it's not the highest on my list but eliminate customs and border patrol entirely please.
HAHAHA they literally took the article down in the last few minutes
https://www.cbp.gov/newsroom/local-media-release/wheels-fall-cheaese-smuggling-scheme-cbp-officers-seize-undeclared
No longer there.. cowards
Note the misspelling of “cheese” in the URL.
I, for one, will feel much safer when our national border guards prevent us from leaving the close supervision and protection all our federal agencies provide at home. State border guards, too.
"You have to declare what you're bringing in at the border, no ands, ifs, or buts"
...so says the press release from the Ministry of Silly Laws.
This looks like a natural foot-in-the-foor opportunity for free market forces to intervene to examine and assess the value of seized items and hold them for a period of time for the original owner to claim and then sell them if quality demonstrates its value.
“Who Said You Could Move Your Cheese?”
(These updated editions suck!)
I thought it was a libertarian value to obey the law. This lady flat out lied to CBP, and it was obvious she was trying to sell the cheese commercially without inspections. Sorry, dina d'malchuta dina...the law of the land is the law.
The lady was dishonest and got caught. That is the truth here.
Quoting the Talmud doesn’t make it right.
Though it is right.
There is no moral duty to obey an unjust law. That's not just libertarian, that's most of Western moral philosophy. Methinks you are confused as to what libertarianism actually is.
I thought it was a libertarian value to obey the law.
I wouldn't say that. I'm not going to obey a law I consider unjust unless the likely consequences of not obeying are unacceptable to me or it's something I was going to do anyway.
Maybe I'm more of an an-cap philosophically, but I'd say libertarian values include minding your own business and not aggressing against others without a damn good reason.
Welcome to the world of the Thursday Next books by Jasper Fforde, who created an entire fictional universe around cheese-smuggling. https://jasperfforde.com/specops/cheeseindex.html
"CBP ultimately destroyed the undeclared wheels"
Crackers, salami, and beer were involved.
I would have argued this was for personal consumption.
60 wheels of cheese at 2.2 lbs each = 132 lbs
Per capita cheese consumption (USA) as of 2020 = 40.2 lbs
Average number of people per household as of 2020 = 2.6
So the average American household would have consumed 104.52 lbs of that 132 lbs, or approx 80% of it. A household of three people would have consumed 120 lbs of the 132 lbs, or approx 92% of it.
Different cheeses vary in shelf life, but if stored properly many natural cheeses in wheel form are safe to eat up to a year.
I have personally bought and stored for two or three years a whole wheel of good cheese, and done it multiple times. I usually eat pretty close th the 132 pounds a year all by myself, I see a wholesaler discouting wheels because it is "close dated"I get it for maybe a third normal wholesale price, and buy as much as I can afford. I've had it naturally age, thus a two dollar or less "close date closeout" turns into a $15 the pound naturally aged super-cheese.
That CBP agent was full of hot air. He is clueless.Who is HE to decide how much cheese is "appropriate" for a family? For that matter, did he even KNOW the details of this woman's family? Maybe they've got a household of sixteen (I know at least one family of 16, same Mum same Dad. But they don't eat that much cheese. Too bad... better than tonnes of white rice...........
> "132 pounds of cheese is well beyond personal consumption levels."
Build the wall! Think of babies in Wisconsin! Happy cows in California! Cheese monopolies in Oregon!
Seriously, my friend is extremely progressive, his wife as a shrine to Jill Stein, leftie as they come without becoming actual Marxists. But they are also foodies, and the whole raw milk thing has them seriously considering leaving the Greens and joining the Libertarians. They know all the places to go to buy the illegal cheese, and the call signs to get in. It's nearly all raw milk cheese of various sorts. Personally I want my dairy products pasteurized but to each his own.
So these customs agents are just saving us from Mexican Cheeses. Cheeses! Praise Cheeses!
CBP destroyed all 132 pounds of cheese. Also 300 pounds of cold cuts, 400 loaves of bread and several jars of Grey Poupon.
Customs is largely about collecting taxes.
Anyway, the real injustice in personal food importation is that you can't import any amount of Jamon from Spain.
"It's difficult to justify the claims..." of federal agents. That's our problem, not theirs. Why? We live under their rule, by choice. Every time we vote, we are granting authority to others to run our lives, and the lives of other citizens who don't vote because they dissent, the just want to "live & let live". Freedom to enjoy our rights, to reason for ourselves, to choose, is not allowed anywhere in the world. We are all guilty until we prove to the satisfaction of our masters we should be shown mercy. Obey their chaotic law. Why? Resistance is futile. You have been assimilated.
I'm sorry, but she didn't declare it and she definitely was importing it for resale. My bet is it's either her family owns a small restaurant in ABQ and buying the kind of cheese they want for their New Mexico style food saves them a ton of money OR she took orders from around town and is bringing it back to fulfill them. Go hang out with CBP at a port of entry along the border for a few weeks and watch the work and it'll clarify for you why this seizure was legit.
As to what the law says can and can't be brought in ... that's where there are issues, for example, small-time trading (importing across the border) should be allowed for the very reason this woman is doing it, import rules protect large importers/distributors and make it hard for the little guy for no reason whatsoever besides regulatory capture and wealthy people are making the rules.
Wow, the comments section did not go as you hoped. As an El Pasoan you need get out more and stop focusing on the cheese. Nations need borders and laws, this is not a free for all.
Who moved my cheese?
How dare you be faster than me!
No one moved your cheese. You never had any cheese. The existence of the cheese is a lie.
/gaslight.
LOL! Nice callback.
Poor sarc.