Capitalism Killed the Choco Taco. It's Also Resurrecting It.
The announcement that Unilever will discontinue the popular treat has small-time entrepreneurs and big-money investors rushing to keep the product alive.

The news that Unilever would be discontinuing the Choco Taco ice cream product was met with shock, dismay, and (satiric) cries for government intervention. But the fast-acting free market is already preparing to resurrect the frozen treat.
In response to the Swiss-based Unilever's announcement, Sen. Chris Murphy (D–Conn.) tweeted that he'd be introducing legislation that would invoke the Defense Production Act to keep the Choco Taco alive. On the House side, Rep. Chuy Garcia (D–Ill.) called for a congressional investigation.
????NEWS: Tomorrow I am introducing legislation to invoke the Defense Production Act to mandate the continued manufacture of Choco Tacos. Please call your Senator and demand they co-sponsor. https://t.co/7XLgs6IfOn
— Chris Murphy ???? (@ChrisMurphyCT) July 26, 2022
I'm calling for a Congressional investigation into the end of the Choco Taco. https://t.co/JuHnu9bFQr
— Congressman Chuy García (@RepChuyGarcia) July 27, 2022
Both lawmakers were obviously joking—although that didn't stop military news site Task and Purpose from explaining precisely why using the Defense Production Act to make Choco Tacos would be just as bad of an idea as using it to make just anything else.
But the country's ice cream entrepreneurs aren't treating it as a laughing matter. In response to the news, an ice cream maker based in Portland, Oregon, announced that it would be rolling out its own ice cream taco treat at its collection of stores throughout the Pacific Northwest.
Tyler Malek, the founder of the Salt & Straw chain, described to the San Francisco Chronicle why this was a natural opening for his own business.
"There's now this hole in the world," said Malek. "We've been debating all day….I don't know if we have the exact answers but we really want to figure out how to fill that void."
Salt & Straw's ice cream taco won't be ready until National Taco Day in October. That might be too long of a wait for some Choco Taco fans. Not to worry!
The Oregonian notes that several other Portland ice cream makers have announced plans to make their own ice cream taco products, with some planned to launch as early as next weekend.
These new variants are entering a market that already hosts some early Choco Taco imitators. The Chronicle notes that Rocko's Ice Cream Tacos has been making a similar product in the San Francisco Bay Area for nearly a decade now. Rep. Garcia noted that businesses in his Chicago-spanning district make their own local version too.
Obviously, there was more to appeal and success of the Choco Taco than its mere ingredients. Unilever and its subsidiary Klondike perfected the mass production of the product, keeping its unit costs low enough to make it affordable to the average consumer. With a network of convenience stores stocking it, most Americans could get their hands on one with ease. Clever branding sold the nation on something they didn't know they needed before, and are now distraught at the idea of living without.
It's these features that will be hardest for upstart and small-time competitors to replicate, as Salt & Straw's Malek noted while discussing his company's past efforts at making an ice cream taco.
"Hand-piping ice cream into every single mold and making sure it doesn't slide out or melt out—we could make like 10 a day. To this day, I have no idea how [Klondike was] able to make so many of them," he told the Chronicle.
Even here, there's hope. Reddit founder Alexis Ohanian tweeted Monday that he wanted to buy the rights to the Choco Taco to save it for future generations.
Dear @Unilever — I'd like to buy the rights to your Choco Taco and keep it from melting away from future generations' childhoods. https://t.co/eXsmoR8kIV
— Alexis Ohanian ???????? (@alexisohanian) July 25, 2022
In follow-up comments to Fortune, Ohanian insisted he was serious about the plan. With his backing, the product might just have the capital necessary to remain a cheap, available, and beloved mass-produced treat.
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It probably wasn't that popular though. It's one of those things people don't think about until they do, and they act like they loved it all along.
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Not gonna lie, I'm kind of craving one right now.
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It's just a bent Stroopwaffel filled with ice cream and topped with Magic Shell. What's not to love?
I never heard of it. I thought Unilever made soap.
Unilever is the Face of Evil Capitalism.
Damn Limeys ( not Cheesey WEFers, as noted above) ruined Bryers Ice Cream as well ...
What a disgusting example of cultural appropriation!
Tacos made of pastry?
Ice cream filling?
Shame! Shame shame shame!
The sad thing about your statement is that people like you truly believe that. They also want government intervention to solved the perceived "problem".
They aren't that good.
What the fuck is this headline? Unilever said they were discontinuing it temporarily due to supply chain issues but would bring it back when those ended.
That's not what you said last week.
Um what? Are you just shit faced right now? Tell us why you got fired.
You're lying. You said something totally different. Prove you didn't.
Did you think this up with jeff thinking it clever? Just makes you look retarded. Lol.
cite?
This thread and basically every thread today.
Next question?
Nope. Not good enough. Besides, I never saw you disavow Timothy McVeigh. Why did you support the Oklahoma bombing?
This is getting more and more amusing. Let the idiocy flow through you.
George Lucas called it "The Force."
I call it "The Jesse."
Just worse and worse.
Remember when you claimed you were funny? Lol.
I'll tell you why I got fired when you tell me why you stopped raping your mom.
Just pathetic lol.
So you still beat her. So sad. So very sad. Sad, sad, sad.
You are just saying stupid stuff to entertain stupid people.
It isnt even entertaining. He is doing it because jeff got mad this weekend for having his arguments so easily refuted and now is striving for his jeff attaboy.
I never say you disavow the Rape of Nanking. Why do you support mass murder?
See. Hoping jeff calls him this weekend.
Why do you contribute money to the Japanese veterans? That's just.. I dunno. Beyond contempt.
Sad. Did I say you're sad? You're sad. And what you are talking about is sad. So very sad.
You could use some Prozac in your life, since you find sadness so easily quickly.
Damn. And I just threw out every Unilever product I owned in protest…
The real story here is that Stephen Colbert still isn't funny.
Also, Francisco Franco is still dead.
Where's the beef?
Both lawmakers were obviously joking—although that didn't stop military news site Task and Purpose from explaining precisely why using the Defense Production Act to make Choco Tacos would be just as bad of an idea as using it to make just anything else.
To be fair to the news site, people keep suggesting actually abusing the Defense Production Act, and have done so in recent days, and so you can imagine why they're a little on edge.
It's also what makes it a pretty good joke.
This tastes like a marketing ploy: "Let's discontinue a product, get maximum publicity, announce that 'due to popular demand we are bringing it back' and coin money."
"Both lawmakers were obviously joking"
Don't be too sure. They are Democrats, after all.
I don’t think Unilever has ever produced anything containing either chocolate or ice cream.
Ok, I'm gonna be that guy...
If the product is so popular and successful, why is Unilever withdrawing it?
Discontinuing a popular product doesn't sound like a great business decision. There's got to be more to the story.
What' wrong with the younger generations? Why aren't they hooked on choco tacos? Who would discontinue them? It's insane! We must indoctrinate Gen Z ASAP.
The Oregonian notes that several other Portland ice cream makers have announced plans to make their own ice cream taco products, with some planned to launch as early as next weekend.
Waiting for local residents to shut down those business for cultural appropriation.