Brickbat: Bad Touch

During an investigation of local massage parlors, two Flagstaff, Ariz., police officers allowed themselves to be fondled eight times. Some local attorneys said that is a violation of state law, which bans law enforcement officers from "knowingly engaging in sexual contact" with "the subject of an investigation." Officials said the investigation was aimed at stopping "human trafficking, sex trafficking and prostitution." But it failed to identify any victims of sex trafficking.

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[SRG]

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[Rubbish!]

Old and busted: All's fair as long as we go home safe each night.

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[Boomer]

> "I've never done one of these, so I was fairly nervous and I didn't know where to stop it. So I was trying to stop it quickly.” Police reports reveal Officer Eberhardt allowed different women to touch him seven more times over the next 48 hours.

I guess the seven follow-up visits were training, to learn where to stop it...

[The Encogitationer]

You can't rush research... 🙂

[Fist of Etiquette]

...police officers allowed themselves to be fondled eight times.

Humblebrag.

[mad.casual]

But it failed to identify any victims of sex trafficking.

"My erections stop sex trafficking."

[TangoDelta]

Spit or swallow. That's the difference between trafficking victim being deported or not.

Save the semen ladies for IVF so the cop can pay child support for the next 18 years. My guess is they'll finger it out pretty quickly.

[sarcasmic]

Reminds me of that case in Hawaii where they actually had to pass a law to tell the police they couldn't have sex with prostitutes before arresting them. No word on whether the police followed the law or not. It's not like someone is going to call the cops on them or something.

[SRG]

I'll bet the Hawaiian police union complained about the law.

[The Encogitationer]

But they still allowed the cops to give all the Hawaiian Punches they wanted. 🙂
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[Earth-based Human Skeptic]

According to the cool kids (and Bill Clinton) a blowjob is not sex. So a hand job is really just a friendly greeting.

[The Encogitationer]

I like friends! 🙂

[Unicorn Abattoir]

a violation of state law, which bans law enforcement officers from "knowingly engaging in sexual contact" with "the subject of an investigation."

Obviously the massage parlor was trying to extort these fine officers. They had them by the balls.

[Its_Not_Inevitable]

How many volunteers did they get for this "investigation"?

[The Encogitationer]

Like the famous Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop question:. The world may never know! 🙂
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[Its_Not_Inevitable]

Let's hope there wasn't a crunch at the end of these!

[Libertariantranslator]

THAT's where Uvalde police wanted to be, or maybe shooting someone's pet on a warrant to search an ashtray. ANYWHERE except at some government school where (unlike at private schools) forcibly disarmed U.S. citizens and visitors might need protection from the initiation of force at the hands of someone eager to hand totalitarians pretexts for shortening the Bill of Rights.

[ioladrury]

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