Greg Abbott Spent $1,400 a Head To Bus Migrants to D.C. for a Political Stunt
Texas taxpayers might be stuck footing the hefty bill for Abbott's busing scheme.

In early April, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott unveiled a controversial plan to send buses full of undocumented immigrants to Washington, D.C. The policy, Abbott said, would "help local officials whose communities are being overwhelmed by hordes of illegal immigrants."
But it turns out those communities might be stuck footing the hefty bill for Abbott's busing scheme. According to state records obtained by Dallas–Fort Worth's NBC 5, bussing costs came out to over $1.6 million in April and May. With 1,154 migrants transported during that period, the per-rider cost was roughly $1,400.
That's far more expensive than a commercial bus or train ticket would've cost—a one-way journey from El Paso, Texas, to Washington, D.C., runs somewhere between $200 and $300 as of this article's writing. It's also more expensive than a first-class plane ticket from a border town to Washington, which NBC 5 reported ranged between $800 and $900. And it's more than the public spends on average to transport a student to school for an entire school year.
NBC 5 notes that costs are so high in part because the state has hired security guards to staff each bus. "Security-related expenses alone topped $1 million in the early weeks of the program, according to [Texas Division of Emergency Management] records," it explains. Costs are further inflated by the fact that buses drive back to Texas from Washington empty, having dropped off their passengers. Texas, however, gets billed for all total mileage.
The governor's office launched an online donation page to help fund the project after being "overwhelmed with phone calls, with letters, with requests" offering help. It also did so after mounting criticism that the effort would be funded by Texas taxpayers. But private donations have been minimal, totaling just $112,842 as of May 27. That discrepancy suggests taxpayers may end up on the hook for much of the busing bill.
The initiative's outcomes likely haven't been what Abbott desired, either. The political ripples in Washington have been minimal. And migrants themselves ended up better off, transported from the relatively remote border communities in Texas to D.C., where volunteers and immigrant advocacy organizations were ready to help. Organizers gathered at Washington's Union Station to welcome migrants, feed them, and connect them with housing and medical care. From The New York Times:
"In a way, it's actually perfect," said Bilal Askaryar, a spokesman for Welcome With Dignity, a collective of about 100 local and national groups that helps migrants. "Unintentionally, Governor Abbott sent them to one of the best places in the nation to welcome people."…
Santo Linarte López, a migrant from Nicaragua, had only $45 left from the $1,500 he had raised for his monthlong trip to the U.S. border. He said he did not understand why Mr. Abbott was paying for him to travel north, but he was grateful.
Abbott's busing plan is by no mean his only expensive anti-immigrant endeavor. He vowed last year to build a wall along his state's border with Mexico, initially transferring $250 million in state revenues to the project as a "down payment." A donation page for the wall has collected $55,322,273 as of May 27—unlikely to make a significant dent, given that a section of former President Donald Trump's border wall in Texas came out to $27 million a mile. Abbott's border-securing mission, Operation Lone Star, costs taxpayers over $2.5 million per week. That effort also left hundreds of migrants in pretrial detention for weeks or months over misdemeanor trespassing charges, as Reason's Scott Shackford has reported.
Abbott has long used migrants as political pawns, and it looks as though taxpayers, too, will continue to be burdened with the costs of his immigration enforcement plans.
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Sounds like a bargain to me!
Next on the hit parade:
GovernorRabbit will send all of Texas's illegal sub-humans to Belarus to knock on the doors of Poland, for humane admission to Poland!
('Cause ass all GOOD, non-RINO Rethugglicans KNOW damned well, illegal sub-humans aren't really "humans", they are pod people, unless they are still just unfartilized egg smells, but I digest... They are pod PRETEND people, to be used and abused for political grand-standing, at the drop of a MAGA hat! Pod people?!?
Ha! Might as well chop 'em-in-a-stew! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihMMw0rnKz4 )
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Who gives a shit? Taxpayers will be footing a hefty bill if you let them in, so does it matter much? No.
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A lot heavier than $1400.
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I upped with his crack pipe and hit him on the head.
+1. For the next version, don’t forget sqrlsy said he eats shit.
I’m copypasting that every time he posts that ‘Tim the Enchanter’ shit.
Maybe add:
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Cheap at twice the price.
So heartwarming that Fiona is worried about the expense to the people of Texas.
By the way, how much is it costing ALL US taxpayers for Biden to be flying them (in the dark of night) all over the country?
"The dark of night...."
Oooohhhh, lol, spooky!
Not spooky. Just covert actions that shouldn’t be. Do you think the executive should be breaking our laws as secretively as possible?
Should have just the right thing and deported them back into where they crossed from (Mexico). Breaking our laws is well..illegal.
It is sad that taxpayers have to pay for the fallout the Feds criminally allow to happen on our borders.
Probably saved Texas $10,000 per migrant per year for a long time.
Came here to say the same thing.
Yeah, their expense to TX is above that.
A lot cheaper for Texas than letting them stay.
Ms. Harrigan ignores the savings to Texas taxpayers. I'll agree government typically doesn't shop around very well for what it buys, which Harrigan effectively shows. Paying $1400/illegal migrant saved the Texas taxpayer the money to feed, house and integrate them into the country. Perspective is also lacking: the $1.6 million cost is such a small part of Texas' $356 billion in annual state spending, and it generated multi-millions in advertising about what's happening at the border. If I were worried about saving TX money, I'd be looking at billion-dollar programs first. And what's $1.6 million compared to the $19 million dollar fence around the US Capitol? Harrington ought to do a report on how much we overpaid on that.
It's strange Harrigan's negative view of Abbot's move, considering she wrote "migrants themselves ended up better off, transported from the relatively remote border communities in Texas to D.C., where volunteers and immigrant advocacy organizations were ready to help." She must be telling us the illegals have overwhelmed the immigrant advocacy organizations in Texas.
"Abbott has long used migrants as political pawns, and it looks as though taxpayers, too, will continue to be burdened with the costs of his immigration enforcement plans."
Wait until you find out how much Biden's "immigration plan" costs taxpayers!
I bet Fiona won’t say much about that for some reason that escapes me…..
Texas does not tax my income and I was pleased to see so many people with aspirations to become Americans be sent across this great land so other Americans outside of Texas can share in these immigrants' dreams.
You mean "illegal immigrants." There I corrected it for you.
And? The feds just spent almost $900k per 'job saved' for their pandemic relief.
The feds won't mow my yard, fix my roof, or scratch my ass for me, when I am incapacitated. The despised "illegal sub-humans" WILL do so for me, for an affordable price! And be GLAD to do it! This is a BIG difference here!!!
People on public assistance have to work?
So is the problem with the immigration, or with the public welfare?
Native-born leeches leech ass well, ya know!!! Need to see some PAPERS PLEASE before they are allowed to be born, lest they... STEAL R JERBS!!! Or STEAL R WELFARE CHECKS!!!!
All humans go back to the ??? 200 square miles or so in Africa, where you evolved!!! Ye invasive species, you!
The problem is the property tax which includes the income tax.
End it and the FED so the money can't be inflated to create a stealth tax and the biggest problems facing our nation will resolve themselves within a decade.
It ends the public welfare, including most government jobs.
Congress would have to vote to fund a campaign to beg the people to buy war bonds to fund any military action.
Sheriffs would have to recruit civilians as deputies to enforce the local laws. The drug war would be over tomorrow.
Then everyone is welcome.
Sounds good to me! Less Government Almighty all around!
We have a such an oversupply of native-born leeches that we don't need to import any more.
Alas the immigrants do the jobs blacks find undignified for them to do.
Why work when you can draw welfare until the reparation payments start?
Plenty of Americans will do the work if govt stops giving them free handouts...work is the best way up from poverty..not govt
Also this...
Plenty of Americans will do the work if Government Almighty stops requiring you to get a LICENSE before you can do so much as to dig a ditch or scratch your own ass!!! (Lots of delicate tissues down there... You need to be a certified, degreed, credentialed dermatologist AND a proctologist, before you can do THAT, you medically unchurched heathen, you!)
That's a B-I-N-G-O!
You know who else has spent months locked up in pre-trial detention over misdemeanor trespass charges?
“Open borders at any cost!!!!”
-Reason staff
Now do the cost of illegal immigrants, stupid bitch
The cost of illegal immigrants is almost nothing. The cost of educating American children from kindergarten to the end of highschool is a few hundred thousand over that 13 year period. Most immigrants come to America as adults, we paid nothing for their education. Per Capita immigrants take far less from welfare programs than American citizens. Immigrants are a net positive to the American economy.
so a woman from El Salvador with eight kids and no daddy is net economic plus for America? Maybe the kids when they grow up but that begs the opportunity cost of the "investment." Sorry but if you are here illegally you have to go...
WHAT?
Here's a good read for those who still have an open mind... Cato…
https://www.cato.org/policy-report/januaryfebruary-2019/myths-facts-immigration-policy
Also...
https://www.cato.org/blog/crime-along-mexican-border-lower-rest-country
A lot less than the extra costs associated with ESL learning.
Yeah, it seems like a failed PR move on his part. Though, if the stated goal is to help border towns that were feeling overwhelmed then you'd have to look at how much was being spent dealing with the situation and how much was saved by busing them. That one I have no idea about.
I have some sympathy for him though, I suppose. The border crisis is actually a really difficult issue to deal with, and whatever Abbott's stance on immigration, he actually can't make many decisions about things due to the fact that immigration is an inherently Federal concern. The fact that the Federal government has refused to pursue real reform or enforcement of the laws as written has led to a pretty bad situation.
Had they stayed in Texas, they would have been free. I mean, minus the healthcare that Biden and Kamala said they'd get.
I really don't like how Reason covers border issues. I am pretty close to an open-borders person. That's a question of policy and how to get there. There's a very real, and very serious issue on the border right now. It is something that needs to be dealt with as well.
The tendency of a certain type of politico to mock state's reactions to these serious issues bothers me. Not the least reason being that the states have very limited control over international crossings.
Immigration is something that nearly everyone would agree is obviously within the purview of the Federal government. It is not a state issue. And so, the Federal government discusses and debates over millions of topics not appropriately under their purview, and lets this area they obviously have ownership fester. It drives me crazy.
I feel like Reason often ignores the very serious consequences of this and sort of cheers it on because they'd take a de facto open-border brought about by ignoring the law then a compromise on a de jure immigration legislation.
I'm just rambling now, but this is such a sad case of people far away arguing theoretically about a serious issue so close.
It's called "Writing from a conclusion".
They have concluded that borders must be open, and even if we have borders and rules clearly indicating who can legally come here and how, once someone arrives here illegally, they must be allowed to remain, unmolested and within the district they choose and there shall be no consequences.
I guess I’m confused what exactly the objection is? Governor has a bunch of people dumped into his community so he establishes a service to get them to DC if they want? Is that really objectionable? I’d rather he spend wall money on that I suppose.
Did it have any meaningful impact? Did it bring attention to it? If it's cheaper overall by making it DCs problem, then it might be fine. I have no idea.
It is much cheaper in the long run.
so he establishes a service to get them to DC if they want?
How do we know that they were even consulted?
Who cares? Would you expect to be “consulted” by the authorities about where you’d like to go if you snuck in to Mexico?
Oh, did he not provide these illegals sufficient concierge service? If they don’t like DC, maybe they could go back to their home countries.
Did you see how the boarding of illegal immigrants in Ajo burned through all their charity and public assistance in weeks? It is a problem.
Failed?
Not really seeing the failure to create PR.
Greg Abbott Spent $1,400 a Head To Bus Migrants to D.C. for a Political Stunt
But it's a good stunt. They'll get free healthcare there, so he was doing them a favor, no?
$1,400 to bus them somewhere else. Compared to how much in social services every month for them to stay here?
It’s the same reason cities pay for bus tickets to send excess homeless to other cities.
Wait, I thought that was just a joke on South Park.
Nope. We used to get them. San Francisco got them a bunch. Or used to. In the last 20 years the coastal cities have turned into a net exporter, giving bus tickets to somewhere else. Bus stop therapy definitely happens.
Here, first google hit: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/dec/20/bussed-out-america-moves-homeless-people-country-study
Spokane had a massive influx of homeless over the last five years. Sent from Portland, Seattle and even some locations in California. We now have tent cities for the first time ever..
It’s been a real problem. It really is democrats at work.
How much would he spend to provide them social services, incarcerate those who are naughty, etc?
And how much did Biden spend on COVID stunts?
Good grief. Has TDS broadened its spread?
Reason has been a home of TDS since the beginning.
Reason is turning me away from being a libertarian.
Geez you guys are dumb as bricks. That was the whole point of the stunt, to send the immigrants to where they would be wanted, or at least claimed to be wanted.
Yeah, it wasn't "unintentional". It was 100% 'tentional.
This. If DC wants them and Texas doesn't. Why do open border advocates care? Is it because suddenly illegal immigrants are no longer a other people problem to deal with?
Progs don’t like it when their policies adversely affect THEM.
Don't want illegal immigrants, give them citizenship. What's the problem? You people killed a million citizens last year. Plenty of space now.
Lol. And “violent bigots” killed many more, with “permission” from Dave chappelle, right tony?
I’m surprised you’re still alive. Your paranoia will trigger a stroke at some point.
Don't want to die painfully, then kill yourself.
This is a whole nother level of stupid from you Tony. All the recent SC rulings have you a little emotional?
If you want to eliminate crime, make everything legal.
Maybe the migrants should have been consulted first?
Why? They aren't even citizens.
Abbott got some traction / mileage out of it. Go Greyhound.
Well, D. C. wants to be a state. At this rate of inflow, it will soon be at a tipping point to join the Estados Unidos Mexicanos.
You have to admit it is nice to see a Reason writer finally be concerned about the financial costs of illegal aliens. All paid for by the taxpayers. Is there finally hope for some logical thinking? Alas no, that's definitely too much to hope for.
Also, it seems they are all for illegal aliens as long as those southern states incur the costs in both crime and tax money.
Wait til Reason discovers Bidens midnight flights for illegals.
Shhh. They are a secret. That's why they only fly at night.
Meanwhile airline passengers are faced with cancelled fights all over the country.
In before Jeffy shitposts how that isn’t really happening.
Fiona must have her cranium up to about 30 PSI to crank out drivel like this.
Yikes! Does he send out mean tweets too?
Did anyone ask the migrants if they wanted to go to DC? Didn't anyone think to ask them first?
Actually, yes.
And to be a libertarian IMO is to believe in the fundamental, universal nature of human liberty. Every human being on this planet has a set of inherent natural rights that no government may justly take away. That includes undocumented migrants. It would be nice if, from time to time, the anti-illegal-immigration crowd around here would actually recognize this and seek to try to protect the liberty of illegal immigrants in the manner that they wish.
So it includes the right to travel as you please - but not an actual right to life itself?
No, child molesters do not have an inherent right to go wherever they please.
That only works if they aren't supported with taxes taken from American citizens at gunpoint.
You can have open borders or a welfare state, you can't have both.
It isn't the US job to protect the rights that other governments fail to.
That's treason.
Don't you morons ever get tired of centering your worldview around which types of people you hate? (Spoiler: it's everyone who's even remotely different from yourself.)
To be fair, if white leftists were genocided, the world would be a nicer place.
You’re a hateful little bitch tony.
Reason suddenly concerned about illegals costing taxpayer money!!!!!!!
LOL
OBL will never top this.
You know what else costs taxpayer money?
Public defenders for people accused of crimes.
A court system to make sure those accused of crimes get a fair trial.
Basic infrastructure to facilitate the operation of a market economy.
And yet these things are necessary to have a properly functioning system of liberty in this country.
You know what else is necessary? That if a trespasser is caught, that the trespasser is treated humanely. That costs money you know. Would you prefer that they not be treated humanely, so that your taxpayer money isn't spent? Maybe you don't want your taxpayer money spent on murderers getting a fair trial. Just throw the book at them already and shoot them out back behind the courthouse the way it was done in the old days.
Is there a point here?
Yes, but his hair will grow over it, eventually.
His point is only valid if you believe the state is a necessity to what he listed.
But even Jeffy isn't retarded enough to argue that. He's previously said otherwise.
This is classic Jeffy talking himself into a corner.
Jeffy talking himself into a corner is never anything more than a matter of time.
"That if a trespasser is caught, that the trespasser is treated humanely."
...UNLESS they were arrested involving 1/6. Then, no, they do not deserve that, amirite?
The FUCK?!!
Queer Icon Ezra Miller is on the run...
Dude sounds like he's trying to set up a legitimate Koresh-like cult on his compound in Vermont.
Batshit crazy.
Huh, the latest edition of George Orwell's 1984 is being rewritten with a series of "unwords" taken out to make it palatable to "modern audiences".
You literally can't make this up.
I guarantee you that Abbott's busing scheme saves Texas taxpayers a lot more than $1400 per illegal migrant shipped out of state.
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$1,400 a head is less expensive than it would be to house and feed the people. When you add in the expense for security and management, it seems more of a bargain than a runaway expense.
The comments here confirm my thoughts that most Americans don't care about the government wasting money as long as they waste it on things I care about. That fact seems to be true for both the left and the right.
If a state had to "waste" 1,400 to save more than 2,000...it's a solid investment more than a wasting of money.
It may have been a political stunt but it was meant to and did prove a point, our own government has every intention of biting the hand that feeds them.
Compared to the $855,000 per job saves by Covid giveaways, seems like a good deal.
https://reason.com/2022/06/21/federal-covid-aid-to-states-and-localities-cost-855000-per-job-saved/
"Saved". What idiot put the "S" and "D" right next to each other on the keyboard?
I'm talking to you, Mr. Querty.
$1,400 seems like a good investment to me..spend $1,400 now or pay for these people and progeny in perpetuity…
They would have cost Texas taxpayers far more than that if they had been allowed to stay. Abbot should send the next busses to Martha's Vineyard and the Hamptons.
Hey Fiona how much is the progressive open border political stunt costing per head? Think real hard before you bleat.
That's because all they have is cheap political stunts and hateful rhetoric.
If Rs were capable of doing anything they would've done it when they had the trifecta. What'd they do? They gave their rich buddies yet another tax cut and added 2 trillion (a full 10%) onto the debt.
I'm just surprised they have so many gullible idiots that would still vote for them anyway.
I actually agree, with the caveat that if either party really cared about any of the things they whipped their bases up about, they would have been solved long ago.
Revenues went up after the tax cut. Try again.
The debt also went up so it was a net loss except for the wealthiest.
They could spend $10K per head and it would still end up saving Texas by having them gone.
Gov. Abbott should send a couple dozen buses to Rehoboth Beach, where Obiden spends his time eating ice cream.
Would be great to se a nice white upper class community suddenly inundated with a couple thousands of illegals.
Still cheaper than what the Air Force was paying for a toilet seat if I recall correctly. Or a hammer?
That's cheap by government standards.
Oh dear, $1400 per migrant?
How much would it cost Texas taxpayers to house and feed that migrant?
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And your opinion is that the average immigrant, illegal or legal, hate this country they are coming to?
Hey Goldilicks GorillaShit... For those few "illegal sub-humans" who might hate you... Have you EVER considered that maybe they are returning YOUR hate back to YOU? "Let's gather more votes for me and mine, by hating on people?"
Has this been tried before? What were the results?
sub-humans. Your word.
For openers, July 4th and then our Republic; defeating democrats and ending slavery and Jim Crow. Civil rights laws and women got the right to vote.
If not, then what was your point. On the topic of illegal immigrants you said the cost of allowing them is losing your country to people who hate you for everything.
Maybe they hate you because you're evil.
You first! Else you are a do-ass-I-say-and-not-ass-I-do, hypocritical asshole!
Yes, my words DO say that immigrant-haters DO regard immigrants as illegal sub-humans! DESPITE the fact that humans are ALL not-authorized (not authorized by the authoritarians) immigrants to all but a few (unknown qty) of square miles of Africa, where they evolved. Y'all, ALL go BACK to where you came from, slimy, disease-dripping invaders!!! ... (Am I doing the MAGA thing right now, or am I still a RINO?)
Sqrlsy's pretty racist.
Bean bagging hurts like the dickens. Related question; does that phrase have it’s origin in how hard Charles Dickens could punch?
All humans are ALL not-authorized (not authorized by the authoritarians) immigrants to all but a few (unknown qty) of square miles of Africa, where they evolved. So ALL tax money that has EVER been spent on ALL humans, damned near EVERYWHERE, has been WASTED on the invaders!!!
Now what about the BENEFITS brought about, by said invaders? Oh, and, can we send them ALL back to where they came from? What would THAT cost?
Only one team gets to advance the political football. It's the closest thing Reason has to principles.
And none of the anti-illegal-immigrant crowd around here will denounce your murderous intent towards illegal immigrants.
GG does this sort of thing all the time. He's just another edgelord. He'll make provocative statements like "let's put machine guns at the border, you don't even have to shoot all of them to have an effect", and then when called on it, will retreat to some stupid sealioning bullshit.
Only if they're child molesters, or their defenders.
It's almost like we know it's hyperbole and not serious.
A serious suggestion would be to mine the border.
But Geiger makes valuable contributions to society, whereas you're a bitter, tribal old troll who spams anyone who speaks poorly about the Democrats.
Geiger's suicide would be humanity's loss, but yours would be a mitzvah for discourse here.
Anyone ever seen Lying Jeffy use the word “edgelord” before it was used recently to criticize the MC?
I have a feeling this word from years ago is about to make a comeback!
Lefties always project their evil beliefs on others.
He eats shit and worships Hitler too.
In Hocus-Pocus days, the priests turned the wine into Jesus's blood. Now "Expert Christian Theologian" Mammary-Necrophilia-Fuhrer turns it into Kool-Aid with deadly killer poisons, for our own supposed good!
EvilBahnFuhrer, drinking EvilBahnFuhrer Kool-Aid in a spiraling vortex of darkness, cannot or will not see the Light… It’s a VERY sad song! Kinda like this…
He’s a real Kool-Aid Man,
Sitting in his Kool-Aid Land,
Playing with his Kool-Aid Gland,
His Hero is Jimmy Jones,
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Loves death and the dying moans,
Then he likes to munch their bones!
Has no thoughts that help the people,
He wants to turn them all to sheeple!
On the sheeple, his Master would feast,
Master? A disaster! Just the nastiest Beast!
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The Beast, to LEAVE, you must COMMAND!
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If EVERYONE who makes you look bad, by being smarter and better-looking than you, killed themselves, per your wishes, then there would be NO ONE left!
Who would feed you? Who’s tits would you suck at, to make a living? WHO would change your perpetually-smelly DIAPERS?!!?
You’d better come up with a better plan, Stan!
If M. Scott Peck were still alive he'd kick you in the cunt for abusing and misusing his books.
M. Scott Peck strongly opposed suicide, unlike YOU, death-lusting necrophiliac!
It must hve tested well with one of Ron Klain’s focus groups.
Or populate the Rio Grande with Piranha.